Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

While there is genuine concern for her having all this ridiculous crap burning around Peetie, her familiar is just another one of her roleplay friends.

It's a black cat with bat wings, because of course it is.
No, I'm pretty sure she is talking about Peetie here. She hasn't mentioned that cat thing since before she got him, iirc.
 
It's Peetie.

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A deer? You mean it WASN'T your demon fwends?
 
It's Peetie.

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A deer? You mean it WASN'T your demon fwends?
it's a fucking cat. cats do weird shit for no reason all the time. i think it's called the midnight crazies, or evening crazies, or something like that? some cats just randomly gets really playful and spazzy at nighttime because they're crepuscular animals and that's when they feel most energized (plus i imagine stephie doesn't play with him during the day to tire him out by bedtime when the humans want to sleep).

but if thinking bloomberg or a ghost or whatever made him upset makes you happy, then more power to ya, steph 🤷‍♀️ her life is just so boring that she has nothing to talk about except her damn cat doing normal cat things. at least post funny pictures or videos of him, everyone likes those. i think everyone on this thread has a soft spot for peetie and wants to see him goofing around instead of sitting like a lump gazing miserably into your camera.

and if she calls him her familiar, then L O fucking L. he's doesn't sound like the brightest bulb (i'm not cat-racist or anything but for some reason orange cats tend to be dumbasses (which makes them all the more charming tbh)), he's a fat old man that eats pad wrappers and plays with garbage. not really fitting for the demon succubus queen of hell that sapphire crimson claw is.

however, i can't think of a better familiar for stephanie cianfriglia.

/cat sperging
 
he's doesn't sound like the brightest bulb (i'm not cat-racist or anything but for some reason orange cats tend to be dumbasses
Whether or not this is true, what's important is that Stephanie herself believes in it. When she was sperging about getting a "boy cat" she was so excited that Peetie turned out to be orange and supposedly had some gushy conversation IRL about how stupid orange males are. So she actively decided to make an animal which she believes to be a dumbass her "familiar", like some kind of cartoon oaf henchman. She should have named him Igor.
 
however, i can't think of a better familiar for stephanie cianfriglia.

I can think of a better familiar for her: a toad, both are ugly and fat and toads have been associated with disease and no one likes them.
Whether or not this is true, what's important is that Stephanie herself believes in it. When she was sperging about getting a "boy cat" she was so excited that Peetie turned out to be orange and supposedly had some gushy conversation IRL about how stupid orange males are. So she actively decided to make an animal which she believes to be a dumbass her "familiar", like some kind of cartoon oaf henchman. She should have named him Igor.

>tfw you get a supposedly stupid animal but it turns out to be smarter than you.
 
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Stephanie telling a rando on mastadon that her wrangler parents don’t allow her to dye her hair, probably because it would be their money to fund it. Wouldn’t it be nice to get a job so you can pay for your own stuff, old gal?

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Sapphire “asexual” Crimson Claw at it again with her totally asexual shitposting.
 
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Stephanie telling a rando on mastadon that her wrangler parents don’t allow her to dye her hair, probably because it would be their money to fund it. Wouldn’t it be nice to get a job so you can pay for your own stuff, old gal?

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Sapphire “asexual” Crimson Claw at it again with her totally asexual shitposting.
This is the freedom you lose when you refuse to grow up and live like an adult instead of playing pretend with ghosts and demons. Isn't she older than 30 too?

Am I the only one who finds saying something like that to your mom kinda creepy?
It's super creepy especially when you imagine those words in Staph's old lady voice.
 
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