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Adamska said:
I'm really beginning to believe that he is mentally challenged, and that his "validictorian" results at Bixnood High was due to mommy doing his homework for him and threatening teachers each time Pig was threatening to fail a test.
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He's said before that his mom and dad used to argue a lot and almost got divorced. I'm convinced it was because Mommy was motivating his teachers like Forrest Gump's mom.
 
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Comma said:
37-year-old man falling asleep at 3:30 PM while working his ass off:

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The way he bounces himself back awake always gets me. Not only does he look like a giant baby with greasy hair sprinkled all over, he even falls asleep in the middle of the day and jiggles around in some weird attempt to remain conscious like a plump baby.

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Listen. Fucking owning detractors at 2 AM with a Twitter poll is exhausting, dumbass. I'd like to see you try and mash HALF as many buttons as this manlet does!
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The stress has him staying up late alone dipping into the gin as he lurks Twitter desperately trying to cheer himself up. What a sad sack of shit.
 
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huffysan said:
Im sensing a lot of save scum in MM Zero. Game is notoriously hard
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It's also notoriously exploitable. There are lots of ways for you to become insanely overpowered very early into the game with minimal effort involved. I'm sure the wheelchairs will guide him through one following his inevitable toxic rant about the combat system.
 
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It's also notoriously exploitable. There are lots of ways for you to become insanely overpowered very early into the game with minimal effort involved. I'm sure the wheelchairs will guide him through one following his inevitable toxic rant about the combat system.
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wait is he playing the new megaman zero collection?
you cant pause and save when you want in those games, the new save system just puts checkpoints that auto save when you run pass them, they are spaced far apart, one in the beginning, one in the middle of the stage, and one at the boss.
 
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BusyMaribo said:
wait is he playing the new megaman zero collection?
you cant pause and save when you want in those games, the new save system just puts checkpoints that auto save when you run pass them, they are spaced far apart, one in the beginning, one in the middle of the stage, and one at the boss.
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Oh no, I'm just retarded. I was talking about Morrowind, quoted the wrong post.
 
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wait is he playing the new megaman zero collection?
you cant pause and save when you want in those games, the new save system just puts checkpoints that auto save when you run pass them, they are spaced far apart, one in the beginning, one in the middle of the stage, and one at the boss.
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we'll get to see him complain about how outdated it is and scream about how dumb the devs are for not putting save states in the game
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
DSP's autistic overreaction to the concept of waifus and in-game sexual/romantic encounters never ceases to amuse me lmao.

He gets so legitimately angry about it that I can't help but tinfoil hat the situation; in the same way that people say if you overreact to homosexuality you're probably gay yourself or uncomfortable with your own sexuality, DSP overreacting to waifus just makes me think his marriage is a farce on multiple levels and he acts this way because he doesn't want virtual adultery to draw any attention to his fugazi marriage.

The flailing and eyes-closed preaching he does while talking about as stupid a subject as vidya romance and waifus is exceptional as fuck.

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"I gaht a real fucking wife in real life dood!"
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His logic for not caring about waifus and dating parts of games because he has a healthy marriage is so silly. Don’t married couples watch romance movies? But they have romance in real life....does not compute....

Like I get if he’s not interested in discussing waifus, he doesn’t even really like anime, but dating missions is just a part of a games content....why actively avoid game content because your married...playing them doesn’t have to be anymore weird than when you gun down someone in gta
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
His logic for not caring about waifus and dating parts of games because he has a healthy marriage is so silly. Don’t married couples watch romance movies? But they have romance in real life....does not compute....

Like I get if he’s not interested in discussing waifus, he doesn’t even really like anime, but dating missions is just a part of a games content....why actively avoid game content because your married...playing them doesn’t have to be anymore weird than when you gun down someone in gta
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maybe this is what panda was doing behind his back, now he treats it as kryptonite
 
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BusyMaribo said:
wait is he playing the new megaman zero collection?
you cant pause and save when you want in those games, the new save system just puts checkpoints that auto save when you run pass them, they are spaced far apart, one in the beginning, one in the middle of the stage, and one at the boss.
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Oh I didnt know that. other collections did have restore points.
 
And the way he equates dating missions and waifus with his real life marriage while simultaneously shitting on people who talk about waifus and enjoy virtual dating sims is obviously pretty absurd and hypocritical.

He's conflating a game with real life as much if not more than someone who buys a body pillow with their waifu on it, none of those people would turn down an IRL woman because they have a dating sim or a waifu pillow (okay maybe some would lol). He makes it into such a huge fucking deal.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
DSP's autistic overreaction to the concept of waifus and in-game sexual/romantic encounters never ceases to amuse me lmao.

He gets so legitimately angry about it that I can't help but tinfoil hat the situation; in the same way that people say if you overreact to homosexuality you're probably gay yourself or uncomfortable with your own sexuality, DSP overreacting to waifus just makes me think his marriage is a farce on multiple levels and he acts this way because he doesn't want virtual adultery to draw any attention to his fugazi marriage.

The flailing and eyes-closed preaching he does while talking about as stupid a subject as vidya romance and waifus is exceptional as fuck.

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"I gaht a real fucking wife in real life dood!"
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My brother has never been into the whole DSP history but when he saw this video the first thing that came out of his mouth is "Hes projecting something."

I bust out laughing,
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
And the way he equates dating missions and waifus with his real life marriage while simultaneously shitting on people who talk about waifus and enjoy virtual dating sims is obviously pretty absurd and hypocritical.

He's conflating a game with real life as much if not more than someone who buys a body pillow with their waifu on it, none of those people would turn down an IRL woman because they have a dating sim or a waifu pillow (okay maybe some would lol). He makes it into such a huge fucking deal.
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Also, yeah, wow, giant conqueror of women, he, having first bedded a jailbait fan of his followed by a broke, soon-to-be-homeless cheater after the former fucking dumped him. Committing to a vulnerable woman is fine if that's your thing and you treat her well but that's 100% of the romantic relationships he's had.

Gosh, it's almost as if he's only interested in someone if there's some kind of power imbalance. This really makes me place faith in the theory that Kat now keeps his balls in a mason jar under the kitchen sink. He's fucking earned it at this point.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
His logic for not caring about waifus and dating parts of games because he has a healthy marriage is so silly. Don’t married couples watch romance movies? But they have romance in real life....does not compute....

Like I get if he’s not interested in discussing waifus, he doesn’t even really like anime, but dating missions is just a part of a games content....why actively avoid game content because your married...playing them doesn’t have to be anymore weird than when you gun down someone in gta
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By that logic, why is he going to play Animal Crossing? He already has a house and a neighborhood, dood
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
His logic for not caring about waifus and dating parts of games because he has a healthy marriage is so silly. Don’t married couples watch romance movies? But they have romance in real life....does not compute....

Like I get if he’s not interested in discussing waifus, he doesn’t even really like anime, but dating missions is just a part of a games content....why actively avoid game content because your married...playing them doesn’t have to be anymore weird than when you gun down someone in gta
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Because he's a fag and knows a computer girlfriend would cheat on him too.
 
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