Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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Smug Cat said:
This fucking exceptional shit is the most irritating thing about the news coverage right now. You go out trying to get actual information about spread and risk levels and all you get is histrionic ORANJ MEN BED XDDDDDDDDDDDD shit back.

like cool great when you're finished jizzing all over your chest can you point me to some practical information about the worldwide pandemic. fuck.
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You can thank the last democratic debates about that. The candidates flat out lied about how we are dealing with the corona virus and since they are on the right side of history no one bothered to fact check them. So now you have a good chunk of the population that thinks were screwed because Drumpf and marching orders from high up that the media needs to push the narrative that a virus started in china, mad in china, and allowed to breach quarantine because of china is plod turd mans fault. If you look twitter keeps trying to push the trump virus hashtag and warrens been capitalizing on having a cure for it.

That being said, prepare yourself because until the election is over or corona stops they will never stop "jizzing". I;m with you though it's fucking enraging I mean already it was aggravating having to go through two articles to find an accurate tracker but now it's all going to be Orange cheeto hitler man bad.

LazyLizard said:
same, my dad is in his 70's and already taking several medicines. i'm not the healthiest guy ever but i'm still young and think that even if my city gets infected i would probably survive it but my dad with his age and conditions most likely wouldn't.
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Mines going in for a surgery in two weeks and he already has a shit immune system, I'm not worried about my health but his is a serious worry.
 
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LazyLizard said:
welcome to the current year where some random assholes on an internet forum are more credible than the official news sources.
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The abject horror of the fact that the best information available about matters of critical importance is coming from a forum for mocking Chris-Chan has not escaped me. Something something clown world.
 
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Beluga said:
Yes hello, it me, the Corona virus-riddled, autistic and rètarded Italian, here to give you a quick update on the situation in Milan:
- Pharmacies still have no hand sanitisers nor masks, although I've heard that you can order them and get them in 2-3 days so not bad all in all
- The city is fairly empty, no tourists at all. That's the first thing you notice when you go to the city centre and it's very surreal. The few people around mostly don't wear masks and seem pretty chill, there's no panic in the air. The situation in the supermarkets also seems to have calmed down. Offices are still closed, whenever they can people are encouraged to work from home.
- The Duomo cathedral is supposed to open to tourists on March 2.
- Bars and pubs starting from today can be open and follow their normal hours again, BUT only those who physically serve customers to their tables are allowed to. You don't have any waiters, just the counter? Well, you're fucked. What does this mean? It means we're rètards, that's what it means.
- Every single shop owned by Chinese people is closed, and I mean it literally. Restaurants, hairdressers, bars, tobacco shops, cafès, beauticians, every single one of them. Obviously this is not due to the region nor the city council's will. It's probably a decision made by the Chinese community itself: they're afraid of being attacked and/or have been recently to China or know someone who has been etc. I haven't been to Chinatown this week but I'd imagine it's practically ghost town.
- Beppe Sala, Milan's mayor, posted a video which has gone viral. It's about a minute long, first half is in Italian, second is in English if you're interested. I personally like it.

And I think that's it, I'll edit this post if I remember anything else. If you have any questions shoot them at me or any other Italian fag.
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Hows the pasta situation?
 
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Shield Breaker said:
We've known he's stepping down for months.
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his retirement date is 12/21. Over a year and a half away. Nobody was expecting this this week. And most weren’t expecting him to hand the reigns over to Bob “Chainsaw” Chapek. Iger wants to step out on top, so he can preserve his sterling business miracle maker rep. In order to remain viable for a possible 2024 Presidential run.
 
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LazyLizard said:
welcome to the current year where some random assholes on an internet forum are more credible than the official news sources.


thing is my dad is part of lots of organisations and loves being social so chances are that if shit comes here by the time it's found out he's probably gotten into contact with it.
why can't he be like normal swedes and just be anti social and hate human interactions like the rest of us?
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No sweat. Just get him the gloves, have him wear them at social things. Any questions - hey, need to protect myself against the virus.


Re the "official" news sources - they all have their own agenda or are outright propaganda. Here, we have a lot of smart people with access to all sorts of info. They/we, as a group, have a very low bullshit threshold with this and don't hesitate calling anyone on it. This shit kills motherfuckers, so we all need the best and straightest info possible. People want to help. People provide info, analysis, suggestions, recommendations, and ideas. Have recommended this site and thread to a number of people, if they want what the mainstream media cannot or will not tell them.

A personal opinion - things like this show KFers at their best. Have seen similar in the past, other places. 👍
 
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RodgerDodger said:
his retirement date is 12/21. Over a year and a half away. Nobody was expecting this this week. And most weren’t expecting him to hand the reigns over to Bob “Chainsaw” Chapek. Iger wants to step out on top, so he can preserve his sterling business miracle maker rep. In order to remain viable for a possible 2024 Presidential run.
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Well yeah duh Disney to the east is like anime is to the west. A good majority of their profits come from the east and it a plague stops that..well lulz there goes 75 percent of the profits. Basically he's jumping ship.
 
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Noideawhattopick said:
Okay now this is really messed up.
First this virus.,
Russia just bombed Turkish soldiers killed aprox 60+
Turkey will open borders for millions of Syrian refugees, so they can go to Europe.
2020 is on hell of a year already.
Edit: stocked up about 560 liters of Water and a lot of canned foods and fruits.
Edit2: finally an article about what I said about epidemic bonds.
moneymaven.io

Pandemic Bonds Were Designed to Fail and They Just Did

Pandemic bonds issued by the World Bank in 2017 are on the verge of triggering.
moneymaven.io

And I blame null for the Apocalypse. Last farms movie night had End of Days...
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Not so unpopular opinion: if turkey keeps trying their luck they should get nuked already. They fought on the side of the germans twice now. They are old war enemies and deserve the treatment. But we all know merkel wont do shit about it. She's quite thankful for their service...

It's HK-47 said:
Is that like the scientific name for an esoteric homosexual
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I may have messed up the name 'cause spanish. But basically the throat located chunk of the respiratory system. That thing whatever you call it.
 
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Niggaplease said:
Well yeah duh Disney to the east is like anime is to the west. A good majority of their profits come from the east and it a plague stops that..well lulz there goes 75 percent of the profits. Basically he's jumping ship.
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It’s not just the movies. Although Mulan is about to crash and burn because all of China is closed. The problem is two of the parks are now closed indefinitely. Hong Kong and Shanghai.Estimated short term loss from that is $300 mil. The parks are Disney’s safety net. The guaranteed billions that softens the risk curve. They’ve got two closed. A third, one of their highest profit ones, Tokyo, may be days away from closing. And the dominos start falling from there.

All tourism and travel industries are going to be devastated. Everybody will become basement dwelling incels playing vidya games and surviving on drone delivered Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
It’s not just the movies. Although Mulan is about to crash and burn because all of China is closed. The problem is two of the parks are now closed indefinitely. Hong Kong and Shanghai.Estimated short term loss from that is $300 mil. The parks are Disney’s safety net. The guaranteed billions that softens the risk curve. They’ve got two closed. A third, one of their highest profit ones, Tokyo, may be days away from closing. And the dominos start falling from there.

All tourism and travel industries are going to be devastated. Everybody will become basement dwelling incels playing vidya games and surviving on drone delivered Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew.
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That's if Amazon doesn't shut down as well. We may live as incels for awhile but if corona chan infects those who work in the sectors that keep our basic stuff going we'll probably be bashing our heads in the street trying to gather supplies once the system fails.
 
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JosephStalin said:
No sweat. Just get him the gloves, have him wear them at social things. Any questions - hey, need to protect myself against the virus.
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If you go walking around in Scandinavian country decked in protectice gear because you fear some virus, people are going to laugh at you and you will be permanently branded as a lunatic and a person clearly prone to hysteria, essentially someone who will not be taken seriously anymore by the sane adults.

I live next door to Sweden. Like I said before, all the doctors I personally know think that coronavirus is total nothingburger and find it funny as hell that people are losing their shit over it.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
Since when does Amazon care if their human slaves die? Besides they have robots to insure the slaves keep working even past the point of expiration.
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Whose gonna run the robots if the person in charge of running them is no longer there to over see them? You can only automate so much. Whose going to stop the person who may shoot the drone down to steal your mt dew and tendies if the police are too busy stopping everyone from looting?
 
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