And after coughing on the guy, Lucas will be on his ass crying. The girl will likely tase/pepper spray the pedo creep too.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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The intensity (especially since hiatus) in his recent videos has really been growing. I'm sure some of it is just lucas being "funny", but I really feel that he is getting ever closer to his inevitable climax. I cant make sense of some if it. I cant tell if hes just addressing the community members there when he is raging (like "I'll punch you in the face), or if someone may be dangling a carrot. Or maybe someone truly not knowing of his plight and just interacting with him. Maybe I've missed something.
On the other hand, trying to make sense of Lucas would be like headbanging to Conway Twitty...
On the other hand, trying to make sense of Lucas would be like headbanging to Conway Twitty...
Lucas is not being funny. He has to hold back in RL, so his social media becomes the place where the real Lucas comes out. When he's walking around and sees a young guy(s) with a girlfriend or just talking to a girl(s), he rages and what he wants to do is tear into the guy. He knows it will not end well for him IRL so his social media becomes his "haven" where he gives "voice" to his rage. The same with the teen girls/young women in Spokane. He rages when the girls he sees and wants won't touch him with a 20 ft pole.
ETA. I think his hatred and rage towards young men escalated as a result of the Lacie affair. She didn't want Lucas, and went with a young guy instead.
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WonderWino
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Lucas better watch it. If he really is stupid enough to go up to someone and start doing that in their face it won't be taken well at all. It won't be him getting told to fuck off, it'll be lucas taking a trip to the hospital, especially if he tries to imply any kind of infection is being spread. Do that to the wrong person and you could get yourself killed. I can think of at least a few people I know personally who would immediately inclined to get very, very violent with lucas if something like this were to happen and would give absolutely no shits about him trying to pull the 'its a joke hur hur' shit
and thats just people I know myself, how many more hair trigger types are there out there that would respond in a similar way. Lucas would be wise not to deliberately provoke people like that when he doesn't know them, because you never truly know whats going on in their heads or what might set them off
and on another note, lucas is a fucking idiot for snorting pepper like that. pepper contains safrole, a known carcinogen and studies have pointed to the possibility that inhaling it into your lungs can contribute to lung cancer in the long term
and thats just people I know myself, how many more hair trigger types are there out there that would respond in a similar way. Lucas would be wise not to deliberately provoke people like that when he doesn't know them, because you never truly know whats going on in their heads or what might set them off
and on another note, lucas is a fucking idiot for snorting pepper like that. pepper contains safrole, a known carcinogen and studies have pointed to the possibility that inhaling it into your lungs can contribute to lung cancer in the long term
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I wonder if I say creeper to him through the Internet if he'll punch his phone and break it.
He did say if someone calls him creeper he'll punch them, after all.
Edit: Somebody needs a juice box and a nap.
He did say if someone calls him creeper he'll punch them, after all.
Edit: Somebody needs a juice box and a nap.
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TelemeresDaddy69
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He's already admitted he used to be a fairly regular smoker, shame he quit but we all know it was due to being broke not health reasons. I'd love to see him try that shit irl and fail, only to get told to either fuck off or get punched for being a creep.
"You don't know what I've got" Everyone in Spokane by now likely is aware of Lucas on some level and knows he has mrsa, hence young people avoid him like the diseased hobo he is
I see the creep is going off on his daily millennial rant since he's still angry no millennials ever dated him, kinda like how he's still mad at Walter Fate and Suzanne
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He was forced to quit when he was locked up in Eastern State Hospital and the hospital implemented a no smoking rule.
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Wouldn't just having flesh eating bacterial super plague be a good enough reason to avoid this minion of Nurgle? Seriously why does he think any healthy, non-diseased person would want his infections?
TelemeresDaddy69
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There's probably a small minority of people who don't know him, though I figure most young people, like the ones he preys on, know of him due to being online more. Then again he was allowed into bars knowing he has an infection, so he probably thinks nobody cares
Peaceful times, too bad he couldn't stay there indefinitely
WonderWino
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Gee, lucas isn't an angry nutcase at all
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If he uploads as soon as he records, it means he's screaming in his fartbox at 4 am
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Query: Is he adressing something specific, perhaps from Facebook or instagram, that upset him, or is this just general unfocused crazy rage?
Who is he calling an asshole?
I'd say It's aimed at everyone who doesn't feed his insanity/predator behavior.
Hey Lucas, the infamous town Psycho Creeeeep of Spokane. It doesn't matter what happens Tuesday, you are still going to be the insane pedo Creep no girl wants. Who comes to win the presidency will not change you are the bottom of the barrel degenerate despicable Creeeeeeeeeep. You Will Die In Incel-Doom.
WonderWino
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LOL, lucas just proved he has no idea how super tuesday works or what the nomination means at all
'Bernie is going to pick up 14 primary states and at that point a wave of socialism is going to wash over this country...well thats just the tip of it...its going to get alot worse for you and alot better for us because the power of money and the power of bigotry that has stood and grown for 40 years and climaxed under trump is gonna go away'
It should be quite the meltdown when lucas doesn't get his magic wave of socialism, trump gets reelected in november and an even bigger one if somebody other than bernie gets the democratic nomination
'Bernie is going to pick up 14 primary states and at that point a wave of socialism is going to wash over this country...well thats just the tip of it...its going to get alot worse for you and alot better for us because the power of money and the power of bigotry that has stood and grown for 40 years and climaxed under trump is gonna go away'
It should be quite the meltdown when lucas doesn't get his magic wave of socialism, trump gets reelected in november and an even bigger one if somebody other than bernie gets the democratic nomination
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Even in the event that Bernie or some other Democrat wins in 2020, and implements Medicare for All and other "socialist" welfare programs Democrats have been discussing these days, none of those candidates have any intention of subsidizing Gen Z girlfriends for middle-aged losers, which means Lucas STILL won't get what he wants. He'll still blame the classist oligarchs, somehow.
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He will also still be living in his fartbox. And I am hopeful they don't give him more money in tardbux either, in the event a Democrat wins.
WonderWino
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On that note I wonder when he will finally start referring to his fartbox as his 'socratic cave' like his bald spot
or perhaps his fortress of solitude
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I legitimately want to know how he figures Bernie Sanders being elected would guarantee him a child bride but he'd probably just block me if I managed to find somewhere where he's got comments enabled to ask.
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Didn't you read the green New Deal? Underage Honeys are in section 4 subparagraph 8. Every hobo gets 5 teenies.
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He's mistaken Bernie for some sort of Messianic figure.
According to Lucas the world is changing, so Lucas doesn't have to change. Soon, people will not shun Lucas for being old, poor and crazy. Everything will be different, because of socialism. People will recognize Lucas for his many fine qualities, and stop dismissing Lucas as old, poor and crazy. He won't be any younger, wealthier or healthier, but its not going to matter, because socialism is going to change everyone's standards.