Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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okay everybody I am very high and I saw this in a thumbnail on a YouTube video. Am I developing a serious case of tism or are amber’s eyes just like that?? Is the picture edited? I wouldn’t be surprised if they actually do look that bodaciously re.tarded but I need second opinions from all you kiwis out there

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Seems to be a fat thing, but she also lost or grew out of her glasses some time ago ( def over a year ago), and if she had a lazy eye already, maybe the long period of not wearing them weakened it more. I have no idea if that is possible, but eyes do not get better as you age.
 
I remember her saying one time that Becky got stuck in their shower too. So there's no way Hambeast could fit.
 
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okay everybody I am very high and I saw this in a thumbnail on a YouTube video. Am I developing a serious case of tism or are amber’s eyes just like that?? Is the picture edited? I wouldn’t be surprised if they actually do look that bodaciously re.tarded but I need second opinions from all you kiwis out there

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The right one is her ‘lookin’ eye, the left does what it wants. I’ve been tracking them since they unhinged & wobbled away from each other during her ‘I have a dietician’ moook bong
 
Like... Why would a 500lb-plus woman use a filter to make herself look fatter? Trying to be self-aware she just makes herself out stupider.
It makes her look so cute uwu and silly and quirky duh

Really though it's probably her just trying to call herself fat and gross before someone else does so she can be in control or whatever
 
It's been almost a year since she posted this but something tells me she never started.
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That would be a hell of a workout. It's probably hard enough for her to raise her massive arms over her head for long enough to shampoo it.

She claimed to use conditioner when Mary or Sharla gave her a shampoo and conditioner set, but that was 100+ lbs ago.

I initially thought the pic was becky with the filter amber usually gives her.
 
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Seems to be a fat thing, but she also lost or grew out of her glasses some time ago ( def over a year ago), and if she had a lazy eye already, maybe the long period of not wearing them weakened it more. I have no idea if that is possible, but eyes do not get better as you age.

Depends on the glasses she wore. Maybe they were glasses specifically designed to treat her lazy eye. Does anyone know why she wore them ? If she "needed" them to properly see close objects, it would be harder on her lazy eye since it would need more effort from her eye muscles to adjust/look in the same direction as the dominant eye. Lazy eye is typically caused by one of these muscles being weaker than the others, so the stronger ones kinda "pull" the eye in one direction.

What I can say, though, is that it's not gonna get better on its own. The lazy eye isn't as used as the dominant eye, so her brain is used to prioritizing her dominant eye's stimuli. Which, retroactively, makes her unconsciously use the lazy eye even less. The lack of use also makes said lazy eye lose its acuity, which is another reason for the brain to kinda let it be and focus on the other eye.
She needs to go to an eye doctor. She could wear an eyepatch to only look with the lazy eye, thus "training" her lazy eye, but that's typically used in children rather than adults. Getting it surgically fixed is a bit to extreme and we know she wouldn't to that ever. The best option for her is vision therapy, but she can't even properly do her mentulz therapy so that's not happening.

TL;DR; the eyes are the mirror of the soul.
 
That would be a hell of a workout. It's probably hard enough for her to raise her massive arms over her head for long enough to shampoo it.

She claimed to use conditioner when Mary or Sharla gave her a shampoo and conditioner set, but that was 100+ lbs ago.
I agree, but she could use a leave-in on the bottom half of her hair. She could do that without raising her arms.
 
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Amber and Becky have a small walk in shower with a glass door that Amber confessed to nearly getting stuck in. She was very afraid! The fags have a large open shower that we suspect she uses on occasion. There is no tub.
My bad, I swear I remembered there being a tub somewhere (I did watch a few older videos recently, so I may have been thinking of a years-past residence). So the whole Kentucky house is tubless? Odd. I trust your knowledge and recollection of this dumb stuff, but I also wonder how that recent "Amber shits in the tub" rumor got started, if no tub...?

Depends on the glasses she wore. Maybe they were glasses specifically designed to treat her lazy eye. Does anyone know why she wore them ?
Well now I'm doubting my own recall of events, but I believe Amber said she found a pair of glasses in a parking lot and kept them because she liked them. I don't believe she has ever talked about seeing an eye doctor, or having actual prescribed-for-her glasses.
 
Well now I'm doubting my own recall of events, but I believe Amber said she found a pair of glasses in a parking lot and kept them because she liked them. I don't believe she has ever talked about seeing an eye doctor, or having actual prescribed-for-her glasses.
Gorl, you better dig up some proof because that sounds way too ludicrous even for Amber.
She was probably sent to an optometrist as a minor in foster care (edit: then lost her glasses and decided to never worry about it again).
 
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Amber is a lazy, nasty person. She probably did not take care of her previous glasses and they got fucking ruined. Or yeah, she outgrew them.

Becky recently went so idk why they didn't go together. They clearly have the money for it. Only thing I can think of is that Amber can't fit in the chair to have her eyes examined, probably the same reason why she sits around with rotten teeth.

Gorl you're not losing weight anytime soon so you might as well go and see if they can make some kind of accommodation for your fat ass so you can have your eyes and teeth fixed at the very least.
 
So the whole Kentucky house is tubless? Odd. I trust your knowledge and recollection of this dumb stuff, but I also wonder how that recent "Amber shits in the tub" rumor got started, if no tub...?
Some dude trolled on her channel asking Amber if she had any comment about getting caught shitting in the tub or something, and now it's "fact" that Amber shits in the tub, because tards will believe any outlandish thing that supports their tard views.
 
Well now I'm doubting my own recall of events, but I believe Amber said she found a pair of glasses in a parking lot and kept them because she liked them. I don't believe she has ever talked about seeing an eye doctor, or having actual prescribed-for-her glasses.
I'm pretty sure that's not true. She's had at least two different pairs since she's been on YouTube.
 
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