Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She doesn't need to talk about it. A simple weigh in showing the current date could be presented without any extra commentary.

She won't do that, though, because she's gaining, not losing.
 
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She doesn't need to talk about it. A simple weigh in showing the current date could be presented without any extra commentary.

She won't do that, though, because she's gaining, not losing.
Speaking of it, still no update on her weightloss Instagram about how much she lost in February

She would've bragged if she lost any weight at all
 
Quick answer to that: "Talk is cheap." SHOW these fantastic changes you're making. We don't need to know the intricate minutia of your thought processes; how you've arrived at any revelation you're claiming but the resulting actions derived from that are easy enough to show in your videos. Show us you sweeping a room, doing a sink full of dishes, walking for more than 3 minutes. By all means, speed it up big time but if you can't understand why no one believes you, you're still delusional.
SHOW US THOSE LEGS YOU CLAIM TO BE FREE OF SORES!!
 
TL;DR

“I want to vlog about my mundane life, but I want people to not only believe every word I say but be impressed and love me and pat my crusty shelf ass and even then, I will not be satisfied until my butler comes home with McDonald’s.”

actually that was pretty long too. even shorter tl;dr

“STOP CRITICIZING ME I DO THIS FOR YOUUUU”
 
2 reactions. First, eye rolling because this looks like a ploy for sympathy - big time. Her 27+ minutes of rambling faux insight & assuring us in her unique form of subtle manner, that she's CHANGED!, haven't worked. Side note - gotta love how she talks around anything remotely serious, actionable & requiring accountability on her part by never exactly saying something she can be held to - just a lot of inference. Back to the eye rolling. I've been skimming through her comment section. Most still aren't buying. A few Ambabies are indignant that most won't: "Give her a chance" or believe that "her bad behaviour was then, this is NOW" & similar rot. But the overwhelming majority just aren't buying & point out that this is a well developed part of her persona & cycle.

Last but not least, nobody has to imagine her face using such a exaggerated filter; the reality is grotesque enough.

How are those steps going, Amber; how about the fitness, therapy & weight loss? Stop with the floofy shit & either get serious or put out the drivel you really want to put out. But make up your mind - your views are WAY down on this one.
 
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Posting this shit again.
But why are here eyes SO DARK? We know gorl doesn't have makeup on.
I tried the filter just to see if it was that making them so dark, but it isn't. It's her glorious, sickly, natural skin color.

Yikes. :cryblood:
She looks like a cross between an animated Tim Burton character and a South Park boy character.

So dainty! Much feminine!
 
She's so hilariously sad, man. This shit is honestly frustrating, but I can't even get frustrated by it.

Her entire reason for posting that video today was to twist the narrative. Cherry Berry whatever made that video saying that Amber has been lying about being bedbound for a year, and Amber waves that away with her new magic bullet excuses (that she probably looked up on psychology today), denial and delusion.

What we all didn't understand was that when she said she wasn't bedbound, she didn't know what being BEDBOUND really meant, and anyway she's never been wrong or bad or lied in any type of capacity because of her mentals. Almost a thirty minute video of her smug blinking face making excuses and explaining why Cherry Berry's video is totally false.

When her audience responded as expected, with a bunch of "if you walked as much as you run your mouth you'd have lost 50 more lbs. put up or shut up fatty, this shit is tired already," she turns around and types up this rant. It's so hard to be her. Every time she tries to be honest about her struggools the big meanies are always out here twisting the narrative.

And I'm just here like omg, is she actually... she's accusing her audience of doing what she herself just did. I'm gonna get whiplash from this shit. But I have to admit, shit like this is why I can't stop following her.
 
Only 6.2 lbs lost in February.

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No wonder she took her sweet time to post her weight, she probably sat on the toilet for 2 hrs trying to push every bit of shit out

What a fucking failure at life.

Edit: The comments are just asspatting her. 6.2 in a month at her size is a joke.
But how much did she gain?
 
Only 6.2 lbs lost in February.

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No wonder she took her sweet time to post her weight, she probably sat on the toilet for 2 hrs trying to push every bit of shit out

What a fucking failure at life.

Edit: The comments are just asspatting her. 6.2 in a month at her size is a joke.

And she’s the same weight she was when she did that live stream reveal so she actually lost fuck all she just maintained the whole month.
 
And she’s the same weight she was when she did that live stream reveal so she actually lost fuck all she just maintained the whole month.
She claims to be 519.8 but her IG still has her CW at 519.6. The .4 of the mythical 572.4 matters because she says it does but the .2 difference here does not.
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Posting this shit again.
But why are here eyes SO DARK? We know gorl doesn't have makeup on.
I tried the filter just to see if it was that making them so dark, but it isn't. It's her glorious, sickly, natural skin color.

Yikes. :cryblood:
Another whiny poor me post.
Nah fattie- you don't have to add the filter- you are horrifying and disgusting enough as yourself As another poster pointed out.
You're an idiot and all these stupid ass posts and your latest vid proves it.
Go eat you a whole chicken and stfu..
 
Okay I am brand new here and this js my first post... so if i have done something wrong/put it in the wrong place just me know... TTTSSSOOOO I have a little conspiracy theory that I think is true... there is a new 'COMMENTARY/reaction' channel and there are some people who think it is run by Amberlynn and i think i agree. It is the Pineapple PinupLynn channel and the owner only has written, not voice 'commentary'... they will only add maybe 1 or 2 little pieces of text to each video. There is also no real insults or pointing out facts, it's all softball stuff and the owner will only 'heart' positive comments towards ALR... THEN I saw the video Exercise with Amberlynn Reid which is pretty much just a copied compilation from another channel but there is only 1 vit of "commentary" which says something like I can't get used to seeing the size of her legs.. there is one difference from other compilations with her exercise/dancing and that is they left in the long 'disclaimer' before Amberlynn's infamous shaky dance she did by following a game... before it starts Amber says, "My FRIEND wanted me to upload this... I am really nervous.." etc. which seems like an odd thing to add in for reaction channel.. then I looked at the comments and there were people who commented the same thing.. the conversation thread under the pinned comment says it all.. after seeing that i really think it's her running the channel
 
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