Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It's honestly sad how many hoops she feels she needs to jump through just to "prove" that she has lost weight. This is why she is such a notorious liar because she lies and lies so much she cant keep track of them all and makes herself look absolutely exceptional trying to juggle them all.

If being 600lb wasn't exhausting enough, damn.
 
The clearest way for her to report progress is by showing us her actual weight at the end of each month. But if she does that, we see that she lost a pound in February. She wants to hide the truth while getting ass pats for losing weight that she had regained. You only get those the first time, booboo. She still seems to think we are too stupid to see through it. Anything to avoid an honest weigh-in where we would figure out all the lies she has been trying to cover up.
 
Jesus Christ, I just noticed how wrinkly her hands are for a 29 year old

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Also, still no update on her "weight loss" Instagram regarding how much weight she lost in February. She either gained or maintained

Completely irrelevant to your post, but I have to say that Twinkie Storr seems to be a lot more energetic and peppy lately which is nice to see. I'm guessing that is probably down to Becky (who seems to do most of the animal care) rather than Amberlynn. I'm just glad Twinkie looks happier.
 
She's made several attempts to rebrand herself in the last few weeks. Rebrand or reruns? With her, who can tell the difference? Each time she tries, fewer & fewer buy tickets for whatever ride she's selling for & more openly call: "Bullshit!" She can be as self-deprecating, "in on the jokes, you guize!", 'vulnerable', sharing, faux empathic, seemingly responsive to what her audience wants & none of it is flying with an ever growing majority.

They refuse to buy into her recycled: "I've changed! I've gained all this powerful insight into myself, am working reeeeeeeal hard & am a new person!" crap. It's way past "Show Me" time & she's just not getting it.

The Empress of Empanadas has no clothes.

My theory is that because she surrounds herself with grubby acolytes whose personalities are almost as empty as hers, who have equally low standards for "friends" & has done so for a long time, she can't understand that this is not how the adult world works. Trust, respect & belief in one's word is earned & she long ago squandered any capital she had in those domains. It is going to take a great many months of real progress with her weight loss & obvious & sincere changesin how she interacts with her audience for most people to even get to neutral.

But that's never worked for Miss Instant Gratification & a major Snit Fit is coming. She may once again try the dramatic "I'm quitting YouTube, so there!" crap or skip that & simply have a major tantrum. Both are well within her wheelhouse & about the only ways she knows how to react when Things Don't Go Her Way.

She really needs to pull out the journal where she listed her New Year's... Intentions & review the one about therapy. No one, nobody in her circle challenges her shit or makes her back it up in any way. Her viewers certainly can't. Until that happens, the drain circling will continue.
 
She's making up a convoluted story to try to make it sound believable, but she doesn't need any of that. There's only one way for her to "prove" anything: weigh in with the current date visible, so there's no possibility of her using old footage.

She isn't doing that because she's not losing and she's fabricating the numbers.
 
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I feel like the amberlynn-machine is experiencing technical difficulties and now it's just vomiting random manipulation tactics all over the internet.
 
Manipulation writ large; a wistful, passive/aggressive plea to cut her some slack, maybe? She should be aiming to have her adult self feel pride in something she accomplishes all by herself, with some effort & struggle. Infants have no discernment & it's pretty clear she's hoping her audience doesn't either.
 
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I feel like the amberlynn-machine is experiencing technical difficulties and now it's just vomiting random manipulation tactics all over the internet.
No one ever removed her nail polish and she's still wearing it today.

edit: and probably the same diaper.
 
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I feel like the amberlynn-machine is experiencing technical difficulties and now it's just vomiting random manipulation tactics all over the internet.

Said it before but it bears repeating--that is one ugly little kid; and Big Al STILL has too much face for her features
 
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