Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

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Posting this shit again.
But why are here eyes SO DARK? We know gorl doesn't have makeup on.
I tried the filter just to see if it was that making them so dark, but it isn't. It's her glorious, sickly, natural skin color.

Yikes.

does that filter turn everyone into an illustration from scary stories to tell in the dark, or does it just have that effect on amber?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Okay I am brand new here and this js my first post... so if i have done something wrong/put it in the wrong place just me know... TTTSSSOOOO I have a little conspiracy theory that I think is true... there is a new 'COMMENTARY/reaction' channel and there are some people who think it is run by Amberlynn and i think i agree. It is the Pineapple PinupLynn channel and the owner only has written, not voice 'commentary'... they will only add maybe 1 or 2 little pieces of text to each video. There is also no real insults or pointing out facts, it's all softball stuff and the owner will only 'heart' positive comments towards ALR... THEN I saw the video Exercise with Amberlynn Reid which is pretty much just a copied compilation from another channel but there is only 1 vit of "commentary" which says something like I can't get used to seeing the size of her legs.. there is one difference from other compilations with her exercise/dancing and that is they left in the long 'disclaimer' before Amberlynn's infamous shaky dance she did by following a game... before it starts Amber says, "My FRIEND wanted me to upload this... I am really nervous.." etc. which seems like an odd thing to add in for reaction channel.. then I looked at the comments and there were people who commented the same thing.. the conversation thread under the pinned comment says it all.. after seeing that i really think it's her running the channel

You can embed the video by clicking the 3 dots and "insert media", then paste the url. Videos about Amber should go in "Fan Made Videos and Haydur Nation". I was looking for it, and found this.

I didn't realize a Pineapple Pinup was a black lady hairdo.

 

[Grey-ish]

Okay I am brand new here and this js my first post... so if i have done something wrong/put it in the wrong place just me know... TTTSSSOOOO I have a little conspiracy theory that I think is true... there is a new 'COMMENTARY/reaction' channel and there are some people who think it is run by Amberlynn and i think i agree. It is the Pineapple PinupLynn channel and the owner only has written, not voice 'commentary'... they will only add maybe 1 or 2 little pieces of text to each video. There is also no real insults or pointing out facts, it's all softball stuff and the owner will only 'heart' positive comments towards ALR... THEN I saw the video Exercise with Amberlynn Reid which is pretty much just a copied compilation from another channel but there is only 1 vit of "commentary" which says something like I can't get used to seeing the size of her legs.. there is one difference from other compilations with her exercise/dancing and that is they left in the long 'disclaimer' before Amberlynn's infamous shaky dance she did by following a game... before it starts Amber says, "My FRIEND wanted me to upload this... I am really nervous.." etc. which seems like an odd thing to add in for reaction channel.. then I looked at the comments and there were people who commented the same thing.. the conversation thread under the pinned comment says it all.. after seeing that i really think it's her running the channel

Highly doubt.. Amberlynn is too lazy to put effort into anything that isn’t stuffing her fat gob.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Took a break from her, glad to see she's still fat.

You could take a several years' break from ol' Cuntylynn and she'd still be exactly the same.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber is taking that greasy, fried mop on her head to the grave. I guarantee it.

Her piano crate casket will have her in her iconic sumo bun

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Another whiny poor me post.

The cuntyness is strong in this one...

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Part way through that whine, after gasping that people don't believe the truth when it's given to them; that they twist her narrative for their own entertainment, she says it makes her not want to talk about weight loss, victories, struggles, etc. Then she asks:

"How does anyone not understand this?"

There is a clear & distinct record of YEARS of her lying & shitting on viewers for calling her out on her lies & trying to get her to understand that what she's doing isn't, hasn't & never will work. The overwhelming majority of viewers are well aware of her history of deceit & deflection, denial & delusion & aren't stupid enough to take her words for anything. They want to see consistency over a great many months - that's what adults do when someone has blown smoke up their ass for so long.

How does she not understand this?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

How does she not understand this?

Because. She's a pathological liar. I can't help being sling-shotted back in time whenever Hamber goes into her poor widdle "Why don't people believe me?" Here's why:

(Yeah, that's the ticket!)

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[Lame Entropy]

I know I'm stating the obvious but a person at a healthy weight can easily lose 6 lb in a month, she's clearly still stuffing her maw but really what else is new?

 

[Strong Tomato]

does that filter turn everyone into an illustration from scary stories to tell in the dark, or does it just have that effect on amber?

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It makes everyone look absolutely exceptional in my opinion, but it looks even worse on Amber because of the severe discoloration around her eyes. That, in combination with the dead stare make it terrifying.

Accurate comparison, though.

 

[mekalekahi]

I believe her
(Joke)

 

[DefCon Dumb]

IF it's true, a rough calculation shows she's still eating some 2,900 calories a day... by no definition in anyone's book, a hardship.

 

[Cuba Beluga]

I was a bit surprised when she randomly "premiered" her weigh-in even after sticking to her guns and keeping the loss private for once because she wanted to wait until she was out of the 500s.

But now it makes sense. Unless it's just a coincidence that she decided to post it AFTER gaining back 5 pounds Perhaps she gave up but wanted to ensure that she had a chance to throw 50lbs in everyone's face before resuming her cycle.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Here's the irony. Like Communist China, she's so obsessed with "saving face", she'll bend over backwards, distorting timelines, weights, etc. Does she not understand that: a) no reasonable person expects perfection, weight loss of this magnitude takes time & there will be slips & screw ups & b) being upfront about those cock ups - what happened & why, what she's doing to change the conditions or circumstances that led to her messing up for a day & what weight gain resulted - that would be far more honest & 'inspirational' than trying to pretend nothing happened or turning it into a convulated tale where she doesn't take real ownership.

 

[ADHD]

Why doesn't Amber write down the date on a piece of paper, put it by the scale display, and have Becky take a picture of the display readout? That would do more to shut up the haydurs than any pity-me screed or posting a template she could put literally any number on, and it requires much less effort than filming an entire video.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

she's so obsessed with "saving face", she'll bend over backwards, distorting timelines, weights, etc.

Amber would nibble Becky's clit if it meant she could save face, she's that desperate for people to believe her.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

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I was a bit surprised when she randomly "premiered" her weigh-in even after sticking to her guns and keeping the loss private for once because she wanted to wait until she was out of the 500s.

But now it makes sense. Unless it's just a coincidence that she decided to post it AFTER gaining back 5 pounds Perhaps she gave up but wanted to ensure that she had a chance to throw 50lbs in everyone's face before resuming her cycle.

I'm not a 600 pound human calculator like Amber, so I am completely confused. It sounds like she lost exactly 1 pound From January 1 to February 1.

I don't know what's happening.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I don't know what's happening.

That's okay. Neither does she. And the way she tries to 'splain shit away only makes it more confusing.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Shit, I read through that convoluted nonsense several times & I'm pretty sure you're right. Maybe. I think. Lord, can she not be straightforward about anything? Like... her starting weight begins with her oft stated highest weight ever. When did she actually start getting serious, (or wanting us to think she was), about losing weight. What was her weight THEN? Once that's established, a weigh in on the last day of every month, ignoring any temporary ups & downs, is all that's required.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I'm not a 600 pound human calculator like Amber, so I am completely confused. It sounds like she lost exactly 1 pound From January 1 to February 1.

I don't know what's happening.

No, that is what she did. Gained 5 at the end of Jan after reporting that she lost 53 (Oct-mid Jan) then turned around and lost 6 after gaining the 5. So she lost 1 lb total in February and posted it in a deceitful way to look .0001% better. Amberlynn logic.