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Matt fellating on the Vermont millionaire's circumcised cock again, with low energy, unoriginal, and stolen memes.
https://archive.is/Ztha2
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MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms
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Matt fellating on the Vermont millionaire's circumcised cock again, with low energy, unoriginal, and stolen memes.
https://archive.is/Ztha2
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Victim2988
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Matt's last video on bernie on his main channel was disliked to oblivion. Impressive how he managed to antagonize even his loyal fans.
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Victim2988
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I would want to know if he is in a bad headspace again nowadays when his 3 buck teater channel is also starting to decline. Some videos don't even make 1K views and suscribers are leaving.
an kamel
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it is shocking that there are people out there that have loyaly watched mundanematt for years.
i can get DSP, at least he is a freak of nature, i understand teenagers enjoying dumb youtube-drama, hell, i can watch hours upon hours of boring philosophy lectures, interrogation videos, even long religious ceremonies i can tolerate, but having the news read to me by him, like, i would rather turn off the whole damn computer.
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The replies are outstanding. I could only listen for a minute or so. When Mundane Fat Jarbo said "I'm being open, being fun" that was just too much. He's incapable of bringing fun.
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"Please, mistress. Please. Let me watch tonight?"
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Didn’t he tell a story about him threatening a girl with knife at a church for sex at one point?
Victim2988
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It was why he was kicked out of his church, but he was teenager at that time. The pedo stuff is just a joke about him acting creepy at walmart filming the dvds like a weird dude. Remember also that jarbo the hutt is a parody inspired by the real mundanematt, not a real depiction of his life.
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There's also the running gag that he's a necrophiliac because of those weird yet remarkably dull videos where he (the real Matt) visited cemeteries for fun. It basically all started as the real Matt creating opportunities for funny edits and then became reoccurring jokes. Jarbo the Hutt also has Matt saying he committed infanticide, attempted rape (of adult women), and murdered Dame Pesos, as well as that he went to prison and got raped himself. Obviously you shouldn't take anything it says he did seriously without confirming with some other source first.
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I guess he figures if half of the channels on Youtube are his, people are bound to stumble across his videos on accident and one of them has to go viral again at some point.
Victim2988
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Its quite old, the last video was posted 7 months ago before he gave up. The viewcount looks like the other channels, barely making 1k views /video. I don't think the multichannel strategy works.
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That's is his goal and hope. He got massive subscribers because one of his mundane videos was talking shit about Zoey Quinn and the retarded cunt false flagged it and bragged about it.
Matt is so retarded, so lazy and so unnoriginal, he is banking his useless life on the Youtube algorithm. He thinks that if he makes a viral video, his status as an "Youtube Critic" will be restored.
He will never outlive the Killstream. He will always be a soyfill bitch who flagged videos.
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Pretty sure it also comes from several collages of questionable tweets he made about various topics, including the age of consent. They were shown on the Killstream back when it was still on Youtube.
He's basically one of those old winos you see at the liquor store buying rolls of lottery tickets knowing that they're "just one one win away..."
Victim2988
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Now that he's got only 28 patreons left and views for all his channels added below 400k a month, is there a way to guess how much he earns per month? It can't be so much, and I don't think he has sponsoring. Is there a way in the US to have an overview on his financial situation?
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If we highball it - Socialblade puts him at $2.3k a year on Youtube for his main channel and 6k on 3BuckTheatre, I don't know how reliable that is though since Matt basically works on quantity over quality. But there's no way he's earning good money from YouTube. He's literally bitchmade - with his girlfriend supporting him in everything. In his recent video 'Lonely British Man buys Billboard to find a Mate' he mentions being in an '11-year committed relationship', but in the Killstream a year prior he mentions that his kid can't even crawl. This, coupled with the 'my girlfriends daughter' statements confirm Matt is a cuck. I mention this because Matt is very likely living off of his girlfriends income, and is so dependent upon her that he's letting her get railed by other dudes and raising their kid so he has a place to live. If he has a full-time job outside of this, I don't know, but I remember there was talk of him working for UberEats (lol) which can actually lose you money long-term if you factor in fuel and car maintenance.
His failure on Youtube isn't for lack of trying either, he's tried a few things like showing a soyfilled 'reaction image' in the thumbnail:
To the obnoxious arrows and circles with clickbait titles:
Obviously none of this is working, and Matt hasn't hit over 100k views in quite some time. I think the YouTube algorithm isn't his best friend, not because Matt is the controversial figure he used to paint himself as but simply because his content is all over the shop and he's so fucking boring. So he's making these alternative accounts to try and find one that can get consistently put in peoples recommended feeds.
Personally, I think Matt has realised that with the whole Killstream incident still following him around, he can't pretend to be anti-SJW anymore. And generally the left will be much more forgiving of him raising another mans daughter and being a chubby fuck. As he's a guy with a huge employment gap in his resume and a failed career in the arts, I imagine Bernie's policies are very appealing to him. My prediction: Matt tries to make videos reacting to right-wing shit and making money off of knocking Trump. This will inevitably fail too because Matt is too dense to even pretend to be a left-wing pseudo-intellectual.
KillThemCrackasBabies
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His downfall really is pathetic. It's one thing to just get your job taken from you and try to stop the bleeding but this fat fucker really is just shamelessly doing anything possible to get even a fraction of his old viewership. I don't even think it's a "left-wing" shift I think he's just flinging anything he can at the wall ala most generic YouTubers praying he can hit any kind of niche.
On that note has he tried to do that "EXPOSING the Alt-Right!" thing Baked Alaska tried not long ago? King of Gamergate and Man Responsible for President Trump seems like thhat's about as good a gimmick as any for that.
On that note has he tried to do that "EXPOSING the Alt-Right!" thing Baked Alaska tried not long ago? King of Gamergate and Man Responsible for President Trump seems like thhat's about as good a gimmick as any for that.
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