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Frogga said:
Not a direct source, but it was part of this Snort Burnell video

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Amazing how so many people who had to deal directly with Phil (Rambo, GamerJLee, the guy from this video) have very negative things to say about him.

That's enough for me to see that Phil really is a scumbag, and that this hatred towards him isn't just a mob mentality like he enjoys saying it is.
 
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Schrödinger's Kat said:
He could apply for some low-level accounting position like receivables using his "experience". Phil could pigsplain that he has a business degree and ran a successful home business for 10 years, and it might be enough for someone to consider him, briefly.

Phil's biggest problem is that he has no previous employers to vouch for him, no references. So whoever's hiring him will probably search for his "business" on the internet, and that'll be the end of that opportunity.
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Lol I really don't know how much weight a grownup bizniss degree will lend you when you're also permanently on record with even just a petition for bankruptcy.
 
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The hatred for Phil has become a mob mentality, but sometimes that's justified. It definitely is with Phil and his wheelchair paypigs.
 
Who the fuck is this snoutfoot goon? Account created Feb 2nd, 2020, 16 gifted subs today, at least 7 $1.30 tips today, and small cheers throughout the month.

Oh, nevermind:

[2020-02-06 20:36:51 UTC] snoutfoot: Anyone know if penne points can be exchanged for panda Lee nudes on the low low?
[2020-02-09 18:47:50 UTC] snoutfoot: Where’s thirdeye
[2020-02-09 18:48:12 UTC] snoutfoot: Rip thirdeye
[2020-02-09 19:17:08 UTC] snoutfoot: Wheelchair symbol
[2020-02-13 20:48:34 UTC] snoutfoot: Is there a hairstyle with the balding spot from headphones?

Looks like we've identified one of the tippers during the begathon yesterday ($75.30): [2020-02-13 20:56:41 UTC] snoutfoot: Trisexual Transformer

[2020-02-23 20:13:35 UTC] snoutfoot: Grado headphones = pinnacle of headphones, mine cost $1750

So a fan that wants to be "cool" but also likes to piss away money. Got it.
 
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He's completely meek when dealing with people in his face. He only adopts his smug know-it-all persona in his electronic bubble.
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I could see him being annoy pigsplaing pain in the ass. That helicopter company "reorganizing" was probably a mess. He even got kicked out of a carpool because of his tahxic attitude. I know this is all been said before, but I just wanted it in a context of why he can't hold a job.
 
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Who the fuck is this snoutfoot goon? Account created Feb 2nd, 2020, 16 gifted subs today, at least 7 $1.30 tips today, and small cheers throughout the month.

Oh, nevermind:

[2020-02-06 20:36:51 UTC] snoutfoot: Anyone know if penne points can be exchanged for panda Lee nudes on the low low?
[2020-02-09 18:47:50 UTC] snoutfoot: Where’s thirdeye
[2020-02-09 18:48:12 UTC] snoutfoot: Rip thirdeye
[2020-02-09 19:17:08 UTC] snoutfoot: Wheelchair symbol
[2020-02-13 20:48:34 UTC] snoutfoot: Is there a hairstyle with the balding spot from headphones?

Looks like we've identified one of the tippers during the begathon yesterday ($75.30): [2020-02-13 20:56:41 UTC] snoutfoot: Trisexual Transformer

[2020-02-23 20:13:35 UTC] snoutfoot: Grado headphones = pinnacle of headphones, mine cost $1750

So a fan that wants to be "cool" but also likes to piss away money. Got it.
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Phil's autism vortex never ceases to amaze. He can bait whales like an expert fisherman. For every whale that takes the red pill, there are 2 behind them taking the gout pill.
 
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I can just see the fan art now. DSP siphoning liters of liquid mashed potato down her muzzle as she's shackled to a loveseat playing Skyrim all day. Trying to get his maid to look as physically close to momma Burnell as possible. I wonder if DSP likes to be punished?

"Cah'mahn baybee blow that smoke in my face, I hate it so much!" coof coof
 
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Dude just died from 2 enemies with 200% health AND armor. Granted they were higher level demons, but dude is too stupid to change from the shotgun to a more powerful weapon for the more powerful demons.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
I can just see the fan art now. DSP siphoning liters of liquid mashed potato down her muzzle as she's shackled to a loveseat playing Skyrim all day. Trying to get his maid to look as physically close to momma Burnell as possible. I wonder if DSP likes to be punished?

"Cah'mahn baybee blow that smoke in my face, I hate it so much!" coof coof
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I'm not sure about Dave having an Oedipus complex. He's more akin to a 'daddy' who needs a 'daughter' to do the dishes and prepare him meals.
 
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Already threatening to look up how to beat the boss.

Don't get me wrong, the secret behind this boss is pretty simple to figure out... if you're not braindead. Then it's just practicing your timing.

So come on chat, who's gonna be the lucky piggy to donate a fiver to say shoot him in... the secret...
 
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Just watching off and on the past few Doom nights; his problem is he forgets he has other weapons. Before his last death there were about 2 or 3 Cacodemons and about a dozen Lost Souls and he goes off "LOOK AT THIS!" then starts shooting rockets at random. A single BFG shot would've handled everything, but he just equips whatever weapon and then tries to go crazy.
 
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He is so fucking assmad that the final boss is hard. "kInG oF rEtRo, DOOD"
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I wouldn't be so annoyed by Phil floundering at older games if he wasn't constantly flexing on his audience by acting like an "OG" gamer and being a fake fan of so many IPs all the god-damn time
"I was SO disappointed by KH3 dood!" (Watch his KH1 playthrough and he's still ignoring the plot, even though the original KH had a really bare-bones plot of "save princess from dark monsters")
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
I wouldn't be so annoyed by Phil floundering at older games if he wasn't constantly flexing on his audience by acting like an "OG" gamer and being a fake fan of so many IPs all the god-damn time
"I was SO disappointed by KH3 dood!" (Watch his KH1 playthrough and he's still ignoring the plot, even though the original KH had a really bare-bones plot of "save princess from dark monsters")
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I would love to see his save scum count. I'm sure DarkDave viewers keep count but you have to go through each stream from day 1.

Edit: Dave still pretending he was an OG. Claims to play the original Doom but yet he thought the final boss was a Cyberdemon. Pretty sure he cheated.

Edit again: Phil says he has 20 minutes to go even though it's already 13 minutes past his usual time. He is only 30/100 in tips by the way. Wants more boomer talk.
 
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