Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[Nurse Ratchet]

ehh he loves animals but not enough to take care of them properly. He’s so lazy and neglectful and it sometimes feels like he sees them more like toys that move than actual living creatures. I was really upset when Sorbet got injured because Ive dealt with it before, and I’m a huge cat person

The way he treats his animals, those dogs in particular, does not constitute "love". I will suppress (this time) my ever-bursting urge to internet scream about all the reasons I am right & just point out the molding, shitpiss-drenched environment in which he allows them all to exist. Not love.

And no, I'm not one of the people who gives him a pass on this because he's a mental defective who wallows in such an environment himself. Even he has to fucking know better; he just doesn't care. He has [presumably] seen & learned firsthand how to treat an animal properly with Bob when he had Patty. But that's too much upward mobility & he just can't be fucked to do it now as an adult. He'd rather go steal dogshit newspapers from MuckDonndurs.

And double-shame on Barbara, who absolutely knows better & uses her Momthulu powers of tard mind control to steal his money but not terrify him into some basic level of a pet care regimen that would at least work around her need to turn their home into an indoor landfill.

At best, he's fond of them as long as they don't mandate any output on his part. They don't even rise to the level of toys in his twisted hierarchy of cool shit.

With me, there's no wiggle room when it comes to animals. And that right there is why, nope, aside from about 10m of "omfg wtf" after Null dropped that huge IG knowledge bomb last year, I don't feel sorry for him.

My sympathy belongs entirely to the pets.

E: spullling & sentences need predicates.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The Kacey's father call is probably the most sorry I felt for Chris.

In that call "Matt Devoria" is laying it all out to him and Chris realize he is a failure and is trying to defend himself but can't.

And for close second is the call between Kacey and Liquid Chris when they where getting married and Chris sperged the fuck out and attempted to involve his parents to defend him.

Personally I can't find sympathy for Chris in the Father call given he was digging his own grave there.

Though the Kacey and Liquid call was horrible because it was just downright mean-spirited since Christ literally did nothing there.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

They don't even rise to the level of toys in his twisted hierarchy of cool shit.

You're right. Christian uses his tugboat on toys, he won't do that for pets.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I feel bad for his neighbors. I'm sure the nuisance next door who looks like a pedophile probably drove down the property values and has made their lives a living hell.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I feel bad for his neighbors. I'm sure the nuisance next door who looks like a pedophile probably drove down the property values and has made their lives a living hell.

I think it may have gotten worse since the fire, and Chris establishing Sonichu HQ as a google business.

 

[judge claude frollo]

I feel bad for his neighbors. I'm sure the nuisance next door who looks like a pedophile probably drove down the property values and has made their lives a living hell.

That one vid of troon chris playing soccer in the street made me wonder what the fuck the neighbors must be feeling.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

That one vid of troon chris playing soccer in the street made me wonder what the fuck the neighbors must be feeling.

You don't really get that much from neighbor's. From the CWCki there are a few mentions. The soccer thing was that Chris was told a bunch of times by Borb apparently not to set foot in that driveway. Looking at it, I thought Chris saw a ghost. The other time (I think he may have made this up), Chris sperged on how he got yelled at by a neighbor because his kid questions his/her own gender. I think one of the truly odd events involving Chris and his neighborhood was when Chris was in his initial tomgirl phase and he was making out with a sex doll with music on full blast, in broad daylight, outside his house, on the hood of his car, where he can be seen by everyone.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I think it may have gotten worse since the fire, and Chris establishing Sonichu HQ as a google business.

Lol, Google finally detected that travesty a few months ago & nuked that shit right into orbit. Doesn't exist anymore except in the annals of the cwcki & a few sporadic screencap collection posts I made to highlight some of my favorite/particularly disturbing "customer"-submitted photos that a legion of dorks were spamblasting to his "company" page.

Lol and I only even thought to go look because he had some shrieking public chimpout about how offended he was at some of these pictures, lolol. And it really was an absolute fucking deluge of scary/hilarious shit for a while. I'm sure the context of several hundred things sailed way over my head bc I don't anime, but what I could understand & found noteworthy I'd build up a cache & then drop them.

Otherwise yeah, RIP.

ETA: Links if you hate yourself:

Sonichu HQ Main Thread

Photos -10/19

Photos - 07/19

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Everytime I see a pickle I think of two things. Black men and Chris.

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

The one time i genuinely felt sorry for chris is during the early days of the tomgirl saga. More specifically when he found out that his high school gal pals weren't genuinely interested in being his friends.

You could tell that it really got to chris. He's went through plenty of trauma in his life between the poor upbringing and the trolling. Most of it of his own making. This event was different though. His high school days were the one rock in his life. The one time he could look back to fondly. When he was truly happy. Romanticized or not the high school gal pals were a point of real happiness for chris. Finding out they were frauds really put him in a downward spiral.

Of all the events that have happened they never really seemed to have any effect on chris emotionally. Every false girlfriend, every trolling event, nude picture exposure. Chris always seemed to recover within a couple days. Even the Blanca saga barely emitted a response. This was one of the few events that ever made chris threaten suicide.

"This makes me so sad, I actually considered suicide. The only reasons I don't do it are my mother and my dogs, and that premature death leaves one in limbo. I am really hurt, and I feel emotionally paralyzed and numb. It all hurts."

Maybe chris was being melodramatic, maybe it was just attention seeking behavior. Either way he never got to the point of emotional distress where he threatened to take his own life. Chris was obviously in a bad state emotionally. Worse he wasn't getting the help he needed. Weather you believe chris is trans or not(i personally have mixed feelings) he was clearly suffering from the early stages of dysphoria. Within a year he had began his transition and was being hospitalized for an infection stemming from attempted genital mutilation during his "unclit" episode.

I tend to think trans people are mentally ill. A contemptuous opinion among some. But i most definitely advocate for anyone experiencing mental illness to receive the help they need. Chris's history with mental healthcare is spotty at best. This event among others around this time led to a precipitous degradation in chris's grasp on reality and general mental health. Moving forward chris went from being an awkward, autistic, fairly odd and sheltered individual to a delusional, closed off, depressed, shut in. He went from using cwcville and his OCs as escapism to truly believing they exist. Chris always understood that his creations were fantasy, even saying as much himself.

After his transition. After the idea guys. Chris lost what tenuous grip on reality he had. His story went from an entertaining one of laughable behavior and poor decisions to that of an insane person struggling to cope with a squandered life. Trying to ignore adulthood in a feeble attempt to pacifiy their own insane delusions and live life as a perpetual child.

Wow this happened? I wonder how far along until Geno covers this in his series (currently on episode 30).

You got a link to any of this for viewing? I’m referring to the tomgirl saga when he finds out the HS galpals were a fraud.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Chris would have been better off without the galpals.....this is why you can't take pity too far into actionable behaviour .. . It is not real and it sets wrong expectation from the receiver ....

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Lol, Google finally detected that travesty a few months ago & nuked that shit right into orbit. Doesn't exist anymore except in the annals of the cwcki & a few sporadic screencap collection posts I made to highlight some of my favorite/particularly disturbing "customer"-submitted photos that a legion of dorks were spamblasting to his "company" page.

Lol and I only even thought to go look because he had some shrieking public chimpout about how offended he was at some of these pictures, lolol. And it really was an absolute fucking deluge of scary/hilarious shit for a while. I'm sure the context of several hundred things sailed way over my head bc I don't anime, but what I could understand & found noteworthy I'd build up a cache & then drop them.

Otherwise yeah, RIP.

ETA: Links if you hate yourself:

Sonichu HQ Main Thread

Photos -10/19

Photos - 07/19

I loved all those damn reviews about Chris being a pedophile.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I feel bad for Chris in the sense that he didn't necessarily have to turn out the way he did. It's hard to watch the Sonic contest video because you really do get to see that he was an innocent person who was warped into what he is today.

It's a reminder that for all the humor it brought, the story of Chris Chan is really a tragedy when you get down to it.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

He made a video in like 2010 talking about his theory regarding a conspiracy against his family. It was right after the wallflower saga if I remember correctly his face was dark in the video and he sounded genuinely upset and trapped. Now obviously his conspiracy is bogus and he probably just parroted some dumb shit bob said, but his tone and his hopelessness of his message did make me feel for him.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I loved all those damn reviews about Chris being a pedophile.

One of the many reasons I you is that your threshold of being impervious to reading & saying really, really gross shit just fucking eclipses mine. So I mostly steered clear of the business reviews comment section bc I knew (& quickly confirmed) that I couldn't handle it, lol. So I can't remember seeing any pedo comments.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He made a video in like 2010 talking about his theory regarding a conspiracy against his family. It was right after the wallflower saga if I remember correctly his face was dark in the video and he sounded genuinely upset and trapped. Now obviously his conspiracy is bogus and he probably just parroted some dumb shit bob said, but his tone and his hopelessness of his message did make me feel for him.

He probably did parrot Bob because both of Chris’ parents instilled the idea that the world is against the Chandlers.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He made a video in like 2010 talking about his theory regarding a conspiracy against his family. It was right after the wallflower saga if I remember correctly his face was dark in the video and he sounded genuinely upset and trapped. Now obviously his conspiracy is bogus and he probably just parroted some dumb shit bob said, but his tone and his hopelessness of his message did make me feel for him.

Just like Apocalypse Now.

 

[Chan Fan]

Just like Apocalypse Now.

"I watched a Sonichu...running along the edge of a straight razor. Running...zapping...and surviving. It's my dream. It's my nightmare. Among which"

I don't even have to change anything about this quote. It perfectly describes him -

"He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct."

 

[Hogar Grupal]

"I watched a Sonichu...running along the edge of a straight razor. Running...zapping...and surviving. It's my dream. It's my nightmare. Among which"

I don't even have to change anything about this quote. It perfectly describes him -

"He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct."

Makes sense. I mean like Kurtz, Chris has a "legion" of worshipers enablers who cater to his delusions of godhood.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Probably already covered but I'll just put in my 2 cents since these events reflect upon my own childhood.

The first was the vid where he is fondling Optimus Prime while pronouncing he was a "Gaybian" in a super hesitant manner. Obviously it wasn't his idea and he was holding on to a comfort object while professing something he was clearly uncomfortable with. I used to have a little cap pistol that I would sleep with because I was afraid of the dark and it gave me comfort to hold on to it. Where I grew up wasn't exactly the safest place. And it was also a toy and would likely scare no one. Did I mention I was 6 years old and not in my late 20's?

The instance is his Patti saga that he put in his comics. She looked like a really nice dog and fairly well taken care of. She didn't look like one of the fat lumps of non-housebroken shit that currently reside at 14 Branchland. And I don't say that to be mean. It's not the dogs fault. Perhaps Patti's care reflects on Bob's presence in the home. I'm not sure. But after Patti died I'm sure Chris was crushed. To bring her back to life and make her speak English the only way he knew how was kind of touching.

Other than that, fuck Chris.