Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

.....He literally referred to himself as the fox guarding the henhouse after claiming he knows all about allegories

Well, that is certainly an interesting slip. He clearly doesn't realize what he was saying when he used that particular phrasing

....He actually used the word 'm'lady' need I say more about this video

 

[fag0t]

on this video at 6 minutes he says theres people that ask stupid questions and say stupid things and you got to really avoid these people and that's why I make these videos

 

[WonderWino]

on this video at 6 minutes he says theres people that ask stupid questions and say stupid things and you got to really avoid these people and that's why I make these videos

Sounds about right. The funny thing is he keeps going on about narcissists proving they are narcissists because you accuse them of being something and then they say 'no i'm not but you are'

ffs that is literally what he does when called a creep. he's admitting his behavior is narcissistic without even realizing it. the funny thing is its very clear people call a narcissist pretty regularly, which is why he keeps bringing it up in videos like he does with every other questionable behavior he has done

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I'm shocked a woman talked to him at all.

 

[mothman96]

Well the more videos he makes, the more he exposes he's an extremely desperate pedophilic flaming psycho Incel.

 

[Da Dude123]

This is interesting. Lucas is around other people and a female asked him that question about him being in college. Normally if he is out of the flophouse room he nervously looks around to make sure no one is close by before begining to make his sperging videos.

I wonder who she was? Maybe a flophouse social worker/wrangler? Is this in his flophouse or somewhere else? Clearly there were people within earshot of him hearing him ramble on about being an incel. He must have been cool with them listening to him rant into his phone? Normally he is not around others when he makes these.

A girl in the background interacts with lucas, during his first sentence.

Edit: Look how palpably bothered Lucas becomes by a girl talking to him....which is what he claims to want. He doesn't maintain eye contact, he nervously adjusts his hat, seeming to want to almost hide under the brim.

This is NEVER going to work. Lucas CANNOT interact with women,

 

[mothman96]

This is interesting. Lucas is around other people and a female asked him that question about him being in college. Normally if he is out of the flophouse room he nervously looks around to make sure no one is close by before begining to make his sperging videos.

I wonder who she was? Maybe a flophouse social worker/wrangler? Is this in his flophouse or somewhere else? Clearly there were people within earshot of him hearing him ramble on about being an incel. He must have been cool with them listening to him rant into his phone? Normally he is not around others when he makes these.

I think he was in the common area of his flop house. Some of the background noise sounds like a TV and the woman likely a resident. The other residents know he's psycho, rants and raves, makes videos at all hours, so Lucas may feel comfortable enough to make the video when the other resident(s) were in earshot.

 

[wenttobermuda]

These recent videos show Lucas directing a lot of his anger at people who show him some small kindness or politeness. He hates those pesky cockblockers, of course, but he has hate to spare. There are, inexplicably, people that humor him, listen to him and even ask him questions. This angers Lucas.

Nobody is telling him what he wants to hear.

If you are male, any communication but "I will hook you up with teen poon," wastes his time and drives him mad. If you are female, and chat with him without saying "Hump me, Lucas," you have run your mouth outrageously.

He seems hell bent on alienating whoever can put up with him.

 

[Particle Bored]

"Stop running your fucking mouth!"

-Lucas Werner, in 57 videos, posted a half hour apart

 

[mothman96]

These recent videos show Lucas directing a lot of his anger at people who show him some small kindness or politeness. He hates those pesky cockblockers, of course, but he has hate to spare. There are, inexplicably, people that humor him, listen to him and even ask him questions. This angers Lucas.

Nobody is telling him what he wants to hear.

If you are male, any communication but "I will hook you up with teen poon," wastes his time and drives him mad. If you are female, and chat with him without saying "Hump me, Lucas," you have run your mouth outrageously.

He seems hell bent on alienating whoever can put up with him.

That's his flaming narcissism. He's got no use for anyone unless it benefits him/gives him what he wants.

 

[DongJohnson]

I just want to know what’s up with that hat.

Hiding his bald spot, probably.

 

[jleavesl]

A girl in the background interacts with lucas, during his first sentence.

Edit: Look how palpably bothered Lucas becomes by a girl talking to him....which is what he claims to want. He doesn't maintain eye contact, he nervously adjusts his hat, seeming to want to almost hide under the brim.

This is NEVER going to work. Lucas CANNOT interact with women,

So this young lady tried to strike up a conversation with Lucas and after he blows her off he goes into a long cringeworthy diatribe about how women are classist whores for not fucking him.


After listening to that, she had to be thinking that she dodged a giant fucking bullet.

 

[Da Dude123]

I bet she wasn't between the ages of 18-24, so Tubby did not want anything to do with her.

So this young lady tried to strike up a conversation with Lucas and after he blows her off he goes into a long cringeworthy diatribe about how women are classist whores for not fucking him.


After listening to that, she had to be thinking that she dodged a giant fucking bullet.

 

[WonderWino]

I bet she wasn't between the ages of 18-24, so Tubby did not want anything to do with her.

Speaking of 18-24, its interesting that he has publicly dropped the 'I want a 16 year old! its totally legal guys!' angle and doesn't acknowledge he ever wanted someone younger than 18. I wonder if his handler finally explained to him that his source for it supposed legality was bullshit and he would get in serious shit if he kept pursuing it. I don't see what else would have prompted the change, as it wouldn't be self reflection, given that he doesn't acknowledge such behavior to be creepy, and he doesn't listen to anyone else

Point being, I would bet on it being his handler or someone on that side of things finally telling him it wouldn't end well for him if he kept it up, mainly because if it were anyone or anything else he would be bitching about it constantly. Instead, he does what he always does when something that reflects negatively on him happens - he stops referencing it and acts like it never happened at all. Its a pattern with him and very indicative that somebody he knows he has to listen to has criticized him in a way he has to accept, or else.

EDIT: new video

Lucas is being a mall monkey again, likely sitting around creepily staring at little girls. He sits there saying nothing and creepily staring and then randomly blurts out how 'young dudes are age phobic cock blocks...even on the left wing! get killed guys'

So now he is angry enough that he wants his 'cockblocks' to get killed. Lucas 'i'm totally not violent at all' werner everybody

First hes brandishing box cutters, now hes talking about how people who cockblock him should be killed. Yeah this totally won't end with an inevitable public breakdown and screaming violently at people he imagines are out to cockblock him at all

 

[ManbearPig]

Speaking of 18-24, its interesting that he has publicly dropped the 'I want a 16 year old! its totally legal guys!' angle and doesn't acknowledge he ever wanted someone younger than 18. I wonder if his handler finally explained to him that his source for it supposed legality was bullshit and he would get in serious shit if he kept pursuing it. I don't see what else would have prompted the change, as it wouldn't be self reflection, given that he doesn't acknowledge such behavior to be creepy, and he doesn't listen to anyone else

Point being, I would bet on it being his handler or someone on that side of things finally telling him it wouldn't end well for him if he kept it up, mainly because if it were anyone or anything else he would be bitching about it constantly. Instead, he does what he always does when something that reflects negatively on him happens - he stops referencing it and acts like it never happened at all. Its a pattern with him and very indicative that somebody he knows he has to listen to has criticized him in a way he has to accept, or else.

EDIT: new video

Lucas is being a mall monkey again, likely sitting around creepily staring at little girls. He sits there saying nothing and creepily staring and then randomly blurts out how 'young dudes are age phobic cock blocks...even on the left wing! get killed guys'

So now he is angry enough that he wants his 'cockblocks' to get killed. Lucas 'i'm totally not violent at all' werner everybody

First hes brandishing box cutters, now hes talking about how people who cockblock him should be killed. Yeah this totally won't end with an inevitable public breakdown and screaming violently at people he imagines are out to cockblock him at all

Speaking of 18-24, its interesting that he has publicly dropped the 'I want a 16 year old! its totally legal guys!' angle and doesn't acknowledge he ever wanted someone younger than 18. I wonder if his handler finally explained to him that his source for it supposed legality was bullshit and he would get in serious shit if he kept pursuing it. I don't see what else would have prompted the change, as it wouldn't be self reflection, given that he doesn't acknowledge such behavior to be creepy, and he doesn't listen to anyone else

Point being, I would bet on it being his handler or someone on that side of things finally telling him it wouldn't end well for him if he kept it up, mainly because if it were anyone or anything else he would be bitching about it constantly. Instead, he does what he always does when something that reflects negatively on him happens - he stops referencing it and acts like it never happened at all. Its a pattern with him and very indicative that somebody he knows he has to listen to has criticized him in a way he has to accept, or else.

EDIT: new video

Lucas is being a mall monkey again, likely sitting around creepily staring at little girls. He sits there saying nothing and creepily staring and then randomly blurts out how 'young dudes are age phobic cock blocks...even on the left wing! get killed guys'

So now he is angry enough that he wants his 'cockblocks' to get killed. Lucas 'i'm totally not violent at all' werner everybody

First hes brandishing box cutters, now hes talking about how people who cockblock him should be killed. Yeah this totally won't end with an inevitable public breakdown and screaming violently at people he imagines are out to cockblock him at all

It's hilarious that there is a security guard behind him as he made this video.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Speaking of 18-24, its interesting that he has publicly dropped the 'I want a 16 year old! its totally legal guys!' angle and doesn't acknowledge he ever wanted someone younger than 18. I wonder if his handler finally explained to him that his source for it supposed legality was bullshit and he would get in serious shit if he kept pursuing it. I don't see what else would have prompted the change, as it wouldn't be self reflection, given that he doesn't acknowledge such behavior to be creepy, and he doesn't listen to anyone else

Point being, I would bet on it being his handler or someone on that side of things finally telling him it wouldn't end well for him if he kept it up, mainly because if it were anyone or anything else he would be bitching about it constantly. Instead, he does what he always does when something that reflects negatively on him happens - he stops referencing it and acts like it never happened at all. Its a pattern with him and very indicative that somebody he knows he has to listen to has criticized him in a way he has to accept, or else.

EDIT: new video

Lucas is being a mall monkey again, likely sitting around creepily staring at little girls. He sits there saying nothing and creepily staring and then randomly blurts out how 'young dudes are age phobic cock blocks...even on the left wing! get killed guys'

So now he is angry enough that he wants his 'cockblocks' to get killed. Lucas 'i'm totally not violent at all' werner everybody

First hes brandishing box cutters, now hes talking about how people who cockblock him should be killed. Yeah this totally won't end with an inevitable public breakdown and screaming violently at people he imagines are out to cockblock him at all

Who exactly is cockblocking the creep? I thought he blocked most people and disabled comments on all his videos, who's even left to talk to him at this point?

 

[Kane Lives]

Speaking of 18-24, its interesting that he has publicly dropped the 'I want a 16 year old! its totally legal guys!' angle and doesn't acknowledge he ever wanted someone younger than 18. I wonder if his handler finally explained to him that his source for it supposed legality was bullshit and he would get in serious shit if he kept pursuing it. I don't see what else would have prompted the change, as it wouldn't be self reflection, given that he doesn't acknowledge such behavior to be creepy, and he doesn't listen to anyone else

Point being, I would bet on it being his handler or someone on that side of things finally telling him it wouldn't end well for him if he kept it up, mainly because if it were anyone or anything else he would be bitching about it constantly. Instead, he does what he always does when something that reflects negatively on him happens - he stops referencing it and acts like it never happened at all. Its a pattern with him and very indicative that somebody he knows he has to listen to has criticized him in a way he has to accept, or else.

EDIT: new video

Lucas is being a mall monkey again, likely sitting around creepily staring at little girls. He sits there saying nothing and creepily staring and then randomly blurts out how 'young dudes are age phobic cock blocks...even on the left wing! get killed guys'

So now he is angry enough that he wants his 'cockblocks' to get killed. Lucas 'i'm totally not violent at all' werner everybody

First hes brandishing box cutters, now hes talking about how people who cockblock him should be killed. Yeah this totally won't end with an inevitable public breakdown and screaming violently at people he imagines are out to cockblock him at all

Do Burgerland malls not remove obviously mentally deranged hobos from the premises? I'd think he'd be making a few shoppers uncomfortable at least.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Do Burgerland malls not remove obviously mentally deranged hobos from the premises? I'd think he'd be making a few shoppers uncomfortable at least.

Pretty sure they'd have to remove him from every business at that point given his notoriety in Spokane. Surprised they tolerated his weird ranting in the library

 

[Big Nasty]

Who exactly is cockblocking the creep? I thought he blocked most people and disabled comments on all his videos, who's even left to talk to him at this point?

Lucas believes that other guys are cockblocking him simply by existing in the same place as him.

 

[Bassomatic]

One thing I really enjoy about Lucas is he keeps getting worse, the fart box has been a great down side for him, he's put on weight harming his health a great deal and most baffling he's dirtier, than a literal hobo. Lucas was cleaner homeless, go look at the videos and be just as confused yourself.

He always seems to be on this tight rope of this time it's gonna happen, yet he still feeds us milk. This box cutter shit tho, much like the rape threats just feel like too far. And here we are again, he's still sperging out, the rape shit and all I thought maybe at the fart box they will let it slide as schizo ramblings (foolish but understaffing and not caring as long as his tard bux check clears was possible and seems to be) but now you got a dumb fuck who's famous for being mentally ill, flashing a knife in public?

Even in a state like WA where you can carry a firearm legally with out a lot of hassle, you know people get nicked for printing their legal weapon. Lucas is walking around with a weapon talking about killing people rape and just nothing happens. I guess all the grease keeps our boy slick from the law. While Lucas is literally a danger because his MRSA, and people are nervous about corona virus, him talking about sneezing on you reminds me so much of how child like his mind set is, he wants to wipe boogers on you!

Part of me thinks, in some strange irony, one reason he might be not in jail/loony bin/ hobo is because the weens. Cops got so many calls they just ignore anything about "the wern" This has happened to other cows namely Chris (who also can't order a pizza for like 100+ miles) Too many people wanted to cry wolf and Lucas is now more a danger to himself and others and no one cares anymore till someone gets hurt.

Lucas deflects why he wants an SO, because we know the reason and he's too cowardly to admit it, he's a pedophile and leech. I'm sure all of us can say what's great about our SO or what we want in one. Lucas is just so broken brained he can't even understand why the few working neurons fire to tell him something in his head.

The granny hat is adorable, it really comes off like he's trying to be a hipster, but we know he just took it from a donation bin to cover the bald spot. Lucas is too cheap and unskilled to just shave it. He'd look better that way, but man let me take that back, can you picture the MRSA scalp he would have if he bic'd away the grease mullet?