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[Mola Ram]

Wendig had another one of his chimpouts, this time because of Warren:

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“I hope you're in for @ewarren today. She can win if you vote for her. She has plans nested inside plans. She's a fighter, a teacher, a proven winner against an incumbent Republican. She cut down Bloomberg's lead and shined a light on Chris Matthews. And have you seen her dog?!”

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He later responded to the reaction of his post:

Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig). NYT-bestselling applefluencer. Wanderers | Miriam Black | Zer0es | Invasive | Star Wars | Damn Fine Story | Sundance Lab alum | played by Alyson Hannigan | NSFW. Bucks County, PA

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He is currently in Protected mode so I cannot archive the posts atm.

Chuck Wendig on Twitter

“Oof. First time on this website, I’ve gone and protected my account. Somehow today was worse than last night? Actual threats, too. Because I’m voting for Elizabeth Warren and wrote a thread about it? WHEE DEMOCRACY”

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He's already deleted 2 of them , Big Ups to this guy for screenshotting them before he deleted the 2.

This is one of the craziest Twitter threads I've ever seen. Like, after reading this I would expect to find Chuck in some sort of creepy shrine to Warren, singing her praises while slathering himself in Boston baked beans.

But on the bright side, every hour he devotes to Twitter is an hour he's not writing a shitty novel.

 

[Mr Snek]

Wendig had another one of his chimpouts, this time because of Warren:

Chuck Wendig on Twitter

“I hope you're in for @ewarren today. She can win if you vote for her. She has plans nested inside plans. She's a fighter, a teacher, a proven winner against an incumbent Republican. She cut down Bloomberg's lead and shined a light on Chris Matthews. And have you seen her dog?!”

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The best part about this whole thread is that he has a literal childs view of politics. He thinks that the second someone wins the election, they're given ultimate power and they can make anything happen on the spot. Even if she got elected, she wouldn't be able to click her fingers and make all the student debt go away. This revelation makes me wonder, are all of his other examples of his childishness, like his insults, his awful toilet humour and his taste in media actually real? I always assumed it was a terrible attempt at trying to relate to young people, but I'm starting to think that he truly does have the mental capacity of a 12 year old.

 

[Judge Holden]

Wendig has always been the epitome of barely functional rich kids who were friends with the right people and who waxed the right carrots to get themselves a cushy industry job, and who obsessively latched on to whatever was fashionable among the "kewl kids klub" with zero actual interest or care about that shit beyond squealing about it as loudly as possible on social media to get asspats and clout, while also obsessively screeching about whomever the proscribed outgroup was and how evil and smelly and stoopid they are and throwing furious tantrums whenever the proles make fun of him.

It was manifestly true for star wars and other nerd shit he got his hands onto with his work being infamous as shittily written "LOL SO KOOKY LOL SO RANDOM ROFL" cringe, and is true for politics with his only concern being how to make himself look the "wokest and goofiest and most lovable scamp" he can imagine, which is where this literal manbaby wanting mummy warren tendies schtick has come from.

Like so many others of his kind, he doesnt give a solitary fuck about anything beyond his own status on social media and in his shitty corner of the trash-fiction industry, and sees zero use for any progressive ideal or woke rhetoric beyond getting himself asspats or smearing his enemies, which is why he so consistently spews the most obnoxious and demagogic and cause-damagingly stupid "woke takes" he can think of as this shit gets far more attention and is far more likely to go "viral" in twitterland.

 

[Water-T]

But on the bright side, every hour he devotes to Twitter is an hour he's not writing a shitty novel.

He still is, but they're just broken up into sections on Twitter.

 

[Mr Snek]

He still is, but they're just broken up into sections on Twitter.

I just had a horrifying thought of him writing another star wars novel in which his self insert is constantly coddled by an older woman who is his commanding officer or something, complete with really fucked up sexual undertones. Star wars has suffered a lot of indignities but that might just be the worst one I can imagine.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

This guy lucked out with a gig of a lifetime: getting to write the first entry in the rebooted version of a major brand's universe. People who wanted to know what the fictional universe was like now had to go straight to him. People stopped caring who he was after Force Awakens came out, but editors and publishers thought he was a big deal because his name was attached to that big gig.

Then his bitchiness and his bad writing got too out of control to ignore, and now he's just another Twitter goblin.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Well, that's a fear that won't come true. Disney will never let this douchebag anywhere near Star Wars again. Lol, all he had to do was tone it down on Twitter and he'd still be writing his shitty fanfic. Instead he threw a tantrum, one of many he's probably thrown in his life. And this time it had hilarious consequences, not that he learned anything from it.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Though he has me blocked (I have never interacted with him) this appeared on my feed today.

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Oh, god. Okay. This is clearly a fetish. He has a mommydom fetish and he's projecting it on fucking Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton. and now that I think about it, I think a lot of male feminist twitter soyboys have the exact same kind of creepy subconscious (or conscious) fetish projection. Their ultimate sexual fantasy is to be smothered and fucked by a surrogate mother figure who looks like Clinton or Warren.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Mommydommes are best when they're big tiddy goth gfs, not old studycunts who have gone to the next level beyond Karen.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Chuck has decided to stop being a bitch and unlock his Twitter account for the time being.

He had another spergout regarding the results of Super Tuesday not too long after this.

 

[Creep3r]

Oh, god. Okay. This is clearly a fetish. He has a mommydom fetish and he's projecting it on fucking Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton. and now that I think about it, I think a lot of male feminist twitter soyboys have the exact same kind of creepy subconscious (or conscious) fetish projection. Their ultimate sexual fantasy is to be smothered and fucked by a surrogate mother figure who looks like Clinton or Warren.

His fetish has been pretty evident since the star of his first crummy SW book was a 60-something Hillary Clinton-insert (who looked and talked just like her but with white hair) who acted as a mother and guide for the rest of the nu-Alliance and was admired by all and seen as their protector and the true savior on Endor who protected Lando in the Death Star.

Even the butchered HK-47 in the novel ends up admiring her and affectionately calls her "Tennim's mom" with Tennim being her son in the Alliance who she never shuts up about and talks about him constantly to his fellow soldiers and treating him like a baby in front of them, or wanting to protect all the kids. FYI if anyone can't recall, Tennim is Chuck Wendig's chubby self-insert Snap Wexley who died in IX. So Wendig literally inserted his own ideal mommy waifu to protect him from the baddies in the book. This is Wendig's ideal "mommy guardian gf who will give me milkies". At the end of Wendig's final book they even have dinner together and "spend the night together" to make up for lost time after the Empire is "defeated". So again, yes, Wendig put his ideal mommy here and went on a fictional date with her.

Worst still is that Disney is still using her (and a few of Wendig's OCs) in their crappy stories, making merch of her, made her a prominent character in the Women of the Galaxy guide and the Disney Wars trading card games, and the IX tie-in novel (Resistance Reborn and a few other bits) reveals that she's still alive and fighting "nobly" in the Resistance while serving as a surrogate mother and inspiration to orphaned soldiers despite pushing 90 and also that she married Wedge. The book gets even stupider and more apocryphal since it ends with her and Wedge leaving to explore the galaxy and spread the word about the Resistance and never return despite that Wedge is in IX without his "battle-loving and over protective wife" and doesn't give a shit when his fat stepson dies.

So Wendig may be gone but his mommy gf still shows up in crap, so I'm sure he's pleased about that at least.

 

[Parthenos]

Chuck has decided to stop being a bitch and unlock his Twitter account for the time being.
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If you're going to do a shitty nonsense rhyme, then fucking have some rhythm to it. Especially if you're a "writer", you should know how to do this shit.

Shall I dare to roast a Chuck? Hiding in his shed?
He ruffles and he clucks, tweeting from his bed.
But Warren's nom is fucked, a campaign more than dead.

 

[Mola Ram]

If you're going to do a shitty nonsense rhyme, then fucking have some rhythm to it.

He's just ripping off TS Eliot, presumably because he likes that "Do I dare to eat a peach?" line.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

If you're going to do a shitty nonsense rhyme, then fucking have some rhythm to it. Especially if you're a "writer", you should know how to do this shit.

Shall I dare to roast a Chuck? Hiding in his shed?
He ruffles and he clucks, tweeting from his bed.
But Warren's nom is fucked, a campaign more than dead.

Yours also makes each line relevant to what your talking about, not just one line, with the other two being meaningless filler.

Cuck is an extremely shitty Dr. Seuss wannabee.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yours also makes each line relevant to what your talking about, not just one line, with the other two being meaningless filler.

Cuck is an extremely shitty Dr. Seuss wannabee.

For the record, he's ripping off The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.


Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

The poem is about a dreadfully prosaic man aspiring to poetic heights. "Do I dare to eat a peach?" is a famous line because it ironically echoes an equally famous line from earlier in the poem, "Do I dare disturb the universe?"

What does this have to do with Cuck Wendig's state of mind after a shit-throwing tantrum over a primary not going his way? Nothing. Nothing at all. He just wants you to think he's smaaaaart. Blech.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

For the record, he's ripping off The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.


Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

The poem is about a dreadfully prosaic man aspiring to poetic heights. "Do I dare to eat a peach?" is a famous line because it ironically echoes an equally famous line from earlier in the poem, "Do I dare disturb the universe?"

What does this have to do with Cuck Wendig's state of mind after a shit-throwing tantrum over a primary not going his way? Nothing. Nothing at all. He just wants you to think he's smaaaaart. Blech.

Cuck's takeaway from this poem: "Heehee, rhyme about eating a peach funny. I'm gonna swipe that and put it in my Tweets a lot for no reason."

 

[AnOminous]

Shall I uncuck my life? Do I dare to yell impeach?
I shall fap to Lizzy Warren, to her campaign I beseech,
I want porn of her and Hillary, mommy goddesses them each.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Dare I spread my plump rear cheeks?
Peg me now my plaintive screech
My wife's boyfriends laughs to say
"Chuck you fag you're really boring
Now bend over and think of Warren"

 

[damian]

(before, after)


Some kind soul did in fact archive the chimpout before Cuck Shed could protect:

https://archive.ph/WbRGW

 

[BipolarPon]

His fetish has been pretty evident since the star of his first crummy SW book was a 60-something Hillary Clinton-insert (who looked and talked just like her but with white hair) who acted as a mother and guide for the rest of the nu-Alliance and was admired by all and seen as their protector and the true savior on Endor who protected Lando in the Death Star.
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Even the butchered HK-47 in the novel ends up admiring her and affectionately calls her "Tennim's mom" with Tennim being her son in the Alliance who she never shuts up about and talks about him constantly to his fellow soldiers and treating him like a baby in front of them, or wanting to protect all the kids. FYI if anyone can't recall, Tennim is Chuck Wendig's chubby self-insert Snap Wexley who died in IX. So Wendig literally inserted his own ideal mommy waifu to protect him from the baddies in the book. This is Wendig's ideal "mommy guardian gf who will give me milkies". At the end of Wendig's final book they even have dinner together and "spend the night together" to make up for lost time after the Empire is "defeated". So again, yes, Wendig put his ideal mommy here and went on a fictional date with her.

Worst still is that Disney is still using her (and a few of Wendig's OCs) in their crappy stories, making merch of her, made her a prominent character in the Women of the Galaxy guide and the Disney Wars trading card games, and the IX tie-in novel (Resistance Reborn and a few other bits) reveals that she's still alive and fighting "nobly" in the Resistance while serving as a surrogate mother and inspiration to orphaned soldiers despite pushing 90 and also that she married Wedge. The book gets even stupider and more apocryphal since it ends with her and Wedge leaving to explore the galaxy and spread the word about the Resistance and never return despite that Wedge is in IX without his "battle-loving and over protective wife" and doesn't give a shit when his fat stepson dies.

So Wendig may be gone but his mommy gf still shows up in crap, so I'm sure he's pleased about that at least.

Just remember Fart Fetishism and Parental Incest are okay but not Slave Leia.