[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Then we went all fake on how we break into his house, redesign his office, clean the carpets, open the windows for a change, clean his desktop, hide into bushes and trees and call back our special spionage ninja teams; of course absolutely nothing happened during his time off. Good autistic times.

You forgot the best part of that: He told his paypigs we were seriously plotting our break in.

 

[Wurstbrot]

You forgot the best part of that: He told his paypigs we were seriously plotting our break in.

Yes, before we pretended, this is where we got the idea from. Apparently a secret gay ops mission was revealed and brought to his attention. Nobody had any idea what he was talking about.

Reminds me when a secret gay ops team revealed to him that they flagged his Dead Space nazi stream. Never happened.

Or the secret gay ops team that mass clicked his ads when he asked for click activity. Never happened.

I'm sure my use of "gay ops" is wrong.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm sure my use of "gay ops" is wrong.

Yeah, the ops seem downright straight when you're dealing with a flamer like Phil.

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

Someone needs to go so they can tell us how fat Kat is now.

I wonder if Khet will be at court with Gout Boy, i'm thinking she will be of the "you do you" school of wifery. Besides, skyrim won't play itself and Jasper (thumb at the floor) can't be left alone. Should he waddle up alone I think it will speak volumes to the state of their relationship, this is easily the biggest thing Dave has faced since the stars aligned to put the Horse in the SNorTiverse, barring a days potato stacking she should be standing by her pig.

 

[Canadian Tire]

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Thunking....

 

[tzgnilki]

one more sleep, 24hr countdown soon

 

[DarkestSydePhil]

one more sleep, 24hr countdown soon

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It really feels surreal. It's like one of those things you're glad you managed to live long enough to see for yourself. It's really habbening, bois.

 

[BScCollateral]

It would be funny if his greed and dishonesty is the proximate cause of him losing everything.

One of the things I love most is Ironic Comeuppance.

 

[Iron Hamster]

There's seriously nothing to be gained by approaching or purposely bothering Phil. He's shown for years, even back when he wasn't the most hated lolcow on the Internets, that he wants everyone to go away including his truest fans or most hated detractors. He'll just ignore you, and use you for his benefit if you take one step too far.

As always with cows, observe them from a distance and let them implode.

He'll have enough of a stroke thinking that everyone else that's there for the same thing he is (if I remember right someone posted the scheduling that listed a bunch of people to see the court) must just be random people there to spy on him.

 

[BallBuster]

He’s going to be a paranoid neurotic little twat tomorrow constantly looking over his shoulder. Just knowing that gives me comfort.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

one more sleep, 24hr countdown soon

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In a day, we'll either see Phil in the hot seat, or we'll have a new lolcow because some twat couldn't reign in their autism. Either way, I'm ready.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I wonder if Khet will be at court with Gout Boy, i'm thinking she will be of the "you do you" school of wifery. Besides, skyrim won't play itself and Jasper (thumb at the floor) can't be left alone. Should he waddle up alone I think it will speak volumes to the state of their relationship, this is easily the biggest thing Dave has faced since the stars aligned to put the Horse in the SNorTiverse, barring a days potato stacking she should be standing by her pig.

I'm guaranteeing they use the opportunity to go do something fun after the 341 meeting. Will they not be somewhere closer to Seattle? I think it speaks louder if she doesn't join him. What spouse wouldn't be there for the other in times of difficulty?

 

[NotreallyPutin]

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Thunking....

The twitter thread is God-like.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

It's time, Dave. Pay denbts.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

The

The twitter thread is God-like.

That cannot be a coincidence, can it?

 

[Slimy Time]

For God's sake whoever is going tomorrow, please don't try to interact or fuck with him. He is not Yaniv, he's not a person in the public eye, he won't pull out pepper spray or start attacking. He will at most tell the person to fuck off (if he finds the courage to) and go bitch to the judge about stalkers and harassment. Probably won't ask for a protective order (because I don't think he's switched on enough to ask for one) but it may be granted/suggested to him. Whoever goes, just sit down, bring pen and paper, write good notes if any, maybe snap a photo when he's outside the court and leave it at that.

I have this feeling that the person who goes down to report will be some faggot from Reddit or some newfag/sped who thinks by going all TMZ with Phil he will get a pat on the back as opposed to being banned and mocked/have their own thread thrown up.

 

[harbinger]

Someone needs to go so they can tell us how fat Kat is now.

Although I share your curiosity, someone could just go to Fred Meyer store #31 on Friday/Saturday/Sunday.

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I’m genuinely surprised no one has linked this thread in that thread.

It really feels surreal. It's like one of those things you're glad you managed to live long enough to see for yourself. It's really habbening, bois.

Like men landing on the moon or the development of the Covid-19 cure.

 

[Salubrious]

For God's sake whoever is going tomorrow, please don't try to interact or fuck with him. He is not Yaniv, he's not a person in the public eye, he won't pull out pepper spray or start attacking. He will at most tell the person to fuck off (if he finds the courage to) and go bitch to the judge about stalkers and harassment. Probably won't ask for a protective order (because I don't think he's switched on enough to ask for one) but it may be granted/suggested to him. Whoever goes, just sit down, bring pen and paper, write good notes if any, maybe snap a photo when he's outside the court and leave it at that.

I have this feeling that the person who goes down to report will be some faggot from Reddit or some newfag/sped who thinks by going all TMZ with Phil he will get a pat on the back as opposed to being banned and mocked/have their own thread thrown up.

Hell, DSP can't even handle Twitch raids without assuming all new viewers are trolls and DSP either keeps quiet until they go away or immediately ends the stream.

 

[the khat quaffer]

The last 5 pages are literally just 'don't be a faggot' 'wait what about-' 'DON'T BE A FAGGOT'; sad!

Consider this: attend the hearing while obeying every nuance of the law and then some. Show up in casual business attire. Pretend you have a meeting yourself or are there to support a family member. Fucking look and act mildly distressed. Phil arrives; you pay this as much attention as you would a fly farting by the window. He's the ugliest person there. Slowly but surely, you recognize other trolls there, greeting you with a snide, side-eye smirk. Without exchanging any words, you know why you're there. You stay in your seats so as not to clump together; too many flags pop up if you're all clustered together. You shut the fuck up, you take notes quietly on your notepad (cell phones are'nt allowed, for the 100th time, jfc), and take as many mental images as you can. You want to be able to replay this later.

Phil leaves; you still take no pictures despite the perfect opportunity arising several times, you barely even acknowledge him. The entire meeting was one of the most insufferably boring things imaginable, despite the miraculous healing properties of the Seattle air, totally worth the $400 bus ticket and hours on the road.

Afterwards you and the two, maybe three other trolls that care about Phil enough to show up (face the facts) get together for an awesome lunch party at Phil's preferred ramen noodle shop. Ask for the DSP special. You can act like loud faggots there, you can spout off DSP memes, you can take all the pictures you could ever want there, you can sperg about the minutes of his meeting there together with hooting and hollering. The detractor that showed up in the balaclava, beanie, and dark-rimmed sunglasses can laugh as he shows you the pipe bomb he snuck into the court in case things went south.

Then, and only then, is when you can act like a raging DSP fanboyfaggot.

 

[PutridElephant]

Good point. The judge is more likely to appreciate someone who dresses nice though not wear a sonic shirt.

There won't be a judge. People are going to be so disappointed that nothing is going to happen tomorrow.

Also, don't be surprised if there is no room for an audience. This is probably a conference room and not a courtroom.