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Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big
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This is why i buy insurance on any big trip and also use a credit card that will reimburse me as they 'fight' the insurance company.
I have 2 overseas trips planned. 1 am quite OK with cancelling and eating the insurance costs cause I don't want to be on a giant plague vessel like they had in the 1700s coming to America.
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Cuomo is a massive homo, but he is actually trying to be proactive for once. I gotta give him credit on this one for trying to get people tested and using local state labs because the CDC is too busy sucking CCP Chink dick to test people.
All the people buying TP are silly billies. I've lived through post Soviet collapse and have wiped my ass with rolls of glossy receipt paper before. I've got enough college notes and magazines to last me for years.
I have been stocking up on canned and dried goods along with salted meats and shelf stable milk. Gonna go out and buy a fuckton of weed and liquor tomorrow. The goal is to make some side cash selling some of the liquor to my neighbors after NYC gets put on lockdown.
Why would you buy MREs? Their biggest advantage is being compact. You can make better food at home from shelf stable and canned ingredients. I also think buying water is fucking stupid. Worst comes to worst I can flood my bathtub and add a thimble full of bleach to sanitize it.
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Ufortunately they couldn't care less about the average live of anyone on the planet, to most of our governing bodies we aren't worth a single day of what they make in China. Life really has not much value to them. They probably see anyone reaching their retirement as a nuisance to their wallets.
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I said nothing about buying them. I agree it's a waste of money. But. They store and travel well and are resistant to the elements. Its FAR from a requirement but if you can get the 'hook up' I see no harm in it.
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Could be worse. Could be a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament.
Just remembered crust punks are notorious for not bathing. Or doing anything hygienic. Guess what? Plenty of crust punk bands on tour this month. All over the world. Gatherings of crusties during a pandemic. Just what Nurgle ordered.
A band called Fubar is touring this month. Fitting.
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Can confirm that Cottonelle is nicer on your asshole, and I flushed one by accident without incident. I don't, however, recommend you flush anything but toilet paper, even on pain of death. In my experience companies say these things are flushable and will not clog pipes but inevitably they always wreak havoc on pipes and septic systems. When they run tests on these things, they do it on brand new systems and not on anything else. You are probably not going to be flushing into brand new schedule 40 PVC pipe. Toss these into the trash can along with tampons, pads, q-tips and anything else.
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I really want a Toto bidet but I don’t want to hire an electrician to put in a plug behind the toilet.
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Canada is now up to 34 cases in Ontario and BC and a possible first death is imminent (I hope she recovers).
B.C. announces 13th case of coronavirus; woman in critical condition
A woman in her 80s in the Vancouver area recently returned from travelling in Hong Kong and India before her tests showed a presumptive positive for the potentially deadly virus.
B.C. Health Minister Adrian Dix said the woman is in critical condition at Vancouver General Hospital.
B.C. announces 13th case of coronavirus; woman in critical condition
B.C. announces 13th case of coronavirus; woman in critical condition
Health officials in British Columbia announced the province's 13th case of coronavirus Wednesday.
vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca
A woman in her 80s in the Vancouver area recently returned from travelling in Hong Kong and India before her tests showed a presumptive positive for the potentially deadly virus.
B.C. Health Minister Adrian Dix said the woman is in critical condition at Vancouver General Hospital.
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Crusties are forever travelling and congregating in groups. Usually they're just spreading scabies and thrush, but I won't be surprised to see them (and their brindle pits) coofing all over the country in the next few weeks.
It was one of the first things I thought of when I heard about Washington getting hit, but usually they head south during the rainy months.
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No, closest one is in San Francisco, the On-Nu-Ri Church. Don't know what On-Nu-Ri means.
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It means you're the rootin-est tootin-est fightin-est cult in the old west!
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Why didn’t she go to Iran and South Korea or perhaps Italy while she was at it?
The absolute state of boomers I swear.
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Cuomo isn't doing it out of concern for us, he's doing it because if Wall Street goes down, it takes NYC and Cuomo down with it. Guaranteed he was advised to do what it takes to contain it or else. I agree the CDC screwed up, heads should roll.
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Son of a bitch, it's now in my state about 45 minutes away from where I live.
Wish me luck, kiwis. I don't give a shit if I croak or not. But I need to keep my older family members safe.
Wish me luck, kiwis. I don't give a shit if I croak or not. But I need to keep my older family members safe.
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Without resorting to hysterics?
The Chinese probably recognize that they can't fake or lie their way out of this one, so they're throwing everything at the wall in hopes of finding out what sticks before some asshole in a Western hospital cracks it first. It's probably still about saving face. Which admittedly isn't just evil, it's stupid.
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Links in this article may be considered NSFW.
In a video titled "Bodycam Footage (CDC Agent) Investigates Deserted Wuhan," you're watching from the first-person point of view of "Jerry," a healthcare worker in a hazmat suit, stumbling around in the dark remnants of a medical facility.
He breathes hard and his heart pounds, and a voice coming from his walkie talkie tries and fails to get him to respond. There's a sudden, brief scuffle, and a woman in a hospital gown jumps him, pulls his erect penis from a hole in his clean suit, and wordlessly fucks him.
Globally, the novel coronavirus, or COVID-19, has killed more than 3,000 people and infected 90,000. The "Deserted Wuhan" video, by a couple who goes by Spicy x Rice, contains a grain of truth: the Chinese city where coronavirus started does actually seem deserted, with public transit halted and residents' movement being restricted for over a month now. Another of their videos, "TSA AGENT DETAINS WOMAN SUSPECTED OF CORONAVIRUS," could be a plausible news headline.
If it's true that art imitates life, right now life is pretty shitty for a lot of people around the world. And if there's any form that can turn a fucked-up situation into escape and entertainment, it's porn.
So yes, of course coronavirus porn exists.
A search for coronavirus on Pornhub returns 112 videos with titles like "MILF In Coronavirus Quarantine Gets Hard Fucked for Medicine" and "Coronavirus patients fuck in quarantine room." On xHamster, there are only four within that search term, and at least one is an older reposted video of people doing nurse roleplay with face masks. But according to xHamster spokesperson Alex Hawkins, following an offer last month to provide free premium accounts to regions severely affected by coronavirus, the overwhelming surge in signups outpaced xHamster's ability to approve new accounts.
"I think people are attracted to COVID-19 themed porn the same way people who are scared of their shadow are attached to horror movies: We are all searching for things that make us come alive," Spicy, the male half of the Spicy x Rice duo, told me. "COVID-19 is something that brings fear and mystery to pretty much everyone in the world right now... You need to be able to feel something, and what better way to make you feel something than the global crisis we are all in right now."
Others attempt to educate their audiences in the process of getting them off.
In "COVID-19 Coronavirus: Horny Slut Has to Use Protection During Outbreak!" performer Little Squirtles skips into her front door, kicks off her shoes, and shouts, "Daddy, I'm home! And so horny." Her partner Chase Poundher emerges from the hallway wearing a face mask, his hand stuck out to stop her. "Wait, don't you move a foot closer. Haven't you heard of COVID-19?" He proceeds to give her a 30-second PSA on coronavirus with concision the CDC could envy: on the state of the coronavirus outbreak in China, the purpose of masks, and why they should use protection during sex.
Chase told me that this video was inspired by old Delta Airlines safety videos. The primary goal of their video, which they shared full-length for free, was to help inform viewers about proper mask usage and how the virus spreads.
He said they've experienced widespread censorship of their work, as well as their efforts to raise awareness about coronavirus.
"We thought we would use our porn as an avenue to get some legitimate information out with some comic relief included to get people interested and reduce our chances of being banned," Spicy said. "This sparked the idea, knowing every current event ends up as a porn eventually, we knew people will be searching for it on less censored platforms like Pornhub."
A lot of the videos online now with coronavirus or COVID-19 in the title are trying to bandwagon. One is a woman running barefoot on a treadmill in a thong, with the vague title "End Coronavirus." Another features two people in fogged-up hazmat suits pretending to fuck through the rubbery fabric. Some are just videos of guys jerking off or getting blowjobs with "coronavirus" in the title. A lot of it features asian actors, and some of the titles and comments are, unfortunately, quite racist—as too much of racially-themed porn tends to be.
Some of the videos that fall under the coronavirus theme appear to be people in quarantine, passing the time or earning some money online. Whether they're actually shot by people who are under self-quarantine is unclear. If you have coronavirus—including a cough, fever, and shortness of breath—you probably wouldn't feel well enough to have rigorous sex, let alone shoot porn. But if you're on the mend, super bored after weeks alone, and have an internet connection? It could happen.
"We knew that the corona event was 'good viral material' but we also knew it was affecting people in tragic ways," Spicy said. "We didn't want to insult them by making it too real. We personally know people actually stuck in Wuhan and made it with them in mind." They asked themselves: Would they be offended by this? Or would this take their minds off their situation? "We want the latter."
There probably aren't zombified women in affected regions waiting in the shadows to suck dick, and wearing a face mask to go down on someone won't stop you from contracting a virus. But that's where the fantasy of porn comes in.
"I think people are searching for it as a silly novelty... I think it's a minority who actually wack off to this kind of content," Chase said. "There are a lot of people with a mask kink, but I don't think that is directly related to this COVID-19 trend. I think it’s attractive to people because it can help lighten the mood on a serious subject."
Links in this article may be considered NSFW.
In a video titled "Bodycam Footage (CDC Agent) Investigates Deserted Wuhan," you're watching from the first-person point of view of "Jerry," a healthcare worker in a hazmat suit, stumbling around in the dark remnants of a medical facility.
He breathes hard and his heart pounds, and a voice coming from his walkie talkie tries and fails to get him to respond. There's a sudden, brief scuffle, and a woman in a hospital gown jumps him, pulls his erect penis from a hole in his clean suit, and wordlessly fucks him.
Globally, the novel coronavirus, or COVID-19, has killed more than 3,000 people and infected 90,000. The "Deserted Wuhan" video, by a couple who goes by Spicy x Rice, contains a grain of truth: the Chinese city where coronavirus started does actually seem deserted, with public transit halted and residents' movement being restricted for over a month now. Another of their videos, "TSA AGENT DETAINS WOMAN SUSPECTED OF CORONAVIRUS," could be a plausible news headline.
So yes, of course coronavirus porn exists.
A search for coronavirus on Pornhub returns 112 videos with titles like "MILF In Coronavirus Quarantine Gets Hard Fucked for Medicine" and "Coronavirus patients fuck in quarantine room." On xHamster, there are only four within that search term, and at least one is an older reposted video of people doing nurse roleplay with face masks. But according to xHamster spokesperson Alex Hawkins, following an offer last month to provide free premium accounts to regions severely affected by coronavirus, the overwhelming surge in signups outpaced xHamster's ability to approve new accounts.
"I think people are attracted to COVID-19 themed porn the same way people who are scared of their shadow are attached to horror movies: We are all searching for things that make us come alive," Spicy, the male half of the Spicy x Rice duo, told me. "COVID-19 is something that brings fear and mystery to pretty much everyone in the world right now... You need to be able to feel something, and what better way to make you feel something than the global crisis we are all in right now."
Others attempt to educate their audiences in the process of getting them off.
In "COVID-19 Coronavirus: Horny Slut Has to Use Protection During Outbreak!" performer Little Squirtles skips into her front door, kicks off her shoes, and shouts, "Daddy, I'm home! And so horny." Her partner Chase Poundher emerges from the hallway wearing a face mask, his hand stuck out to stop her. "Wait, don't you move a foot closer. Haven't you heard of COVID-19?" He proceeds to give her a 30-second PSA on coronavirus with concision the CDC could envy: on the state of the coronavirus outbreak in China, the purpose of masks, and why they should use protection during sex.
Chase told me that this video was inspired by old Delta Airlines safety videos. The primary goal of their video, which they shared full-length for free, was to help inform viewers about proper mask usage and how the virus spreads.
He said they've experienced widespread censorship of their work, as well as their efforts to raise awareness about coronavirus.
"We thought we would use our porn as an avenue to get some legitimate information out with some comic relief included to get people interested and reduce our chances of being banned," Spicy said. "This sparked the idea, knowing every current event ends up as a porn eventually, we knew people will be searching for it on less censored platforms like Pornhub."
A lot of the videos online now with coronavirus or COVID-19 in the title are trying to bandwagon. One is a woman running barefoot on a treadmill in a thong, with the vague title "End Coronavirus." Another features two people in fogged-up hazmat suits pretending to fuck through the rubbery fabric. Some are just videos of guys jerking off or getting blowjobs with "coronavirus" in the title. A lot of it features asian actors, and some of the titles and comments are, unfortunately, quite racist—as too much of racially-themed porn tends to be.
Some of the videos that fall under the coronavirus theme appear to be people in quarantine, passing the time or earning some money online. Whether they're actually shot by people who are under self-quarantine is unclear. If you have coronavirus—including a cough, fever, and shortness of breath—you probably wouldn't feel well enough to have rigorous sex, let alone shoot porn. But if you're on the mend, super bored after weeks alone, and have an internet connection? It could happen.
"We knew that the corona event was 'good viral material' but we also knew it was affecting people in tragic ways," Spicy said. "We didn't want to insult them by making it too real. We personally know people actually stuck in Wuhan and made it with them in mind." They asked themselves: Would they be offended by this? Or would this take their minds off their situation? "We want the latter."
There probably aren't zombified women in affected regions waiting in the shadows to suck dick, and wearing a face mask to go down on someone won't stop you from contracting a virus. But that's where the fantasy of porn comes in.
"I think people are searching for it as a silly novelty... I think it's a minority who actually wack off to this kind of content," Chase said. "There are a lot of people with a mask kink, but I don't think that is directly related to this COVID-19 trend. I think it’s attractive to people because it can help lighten the mood on a serious subject."
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OK, Uncle Johnny here with a few reminders: I know, I know, there's the prepper thread, but I'm a lazy fuck who don't wanna look for it. So here's some shit.
Smile at yourself in the mirror.
Touch a family member (No bad touch no hitting)
Laugh at something stupid
Sing loudly and dance like nobody can see you
Buy a cookbook. You really are not going to be wanting to eat out soon. Buy easy basic cookbooks. AGAIN I recommend the Amish cookbooks. Weird, I know, but those are good recipes.
Again, let's get you purchasing a couple good things, and these must be paper, not ebooks: The Boy Scout First Aid Book, the "Soldier's Book of Common Tasks", the Boy Scout camper's guide, a US Army First Aid book. (Honestly, every American should have these books on their shelves and should have had them all their lives), a Chilton's Manual for your vehicle, an Atlas (Preferable a Rand-McNally Road Atlas), a few local maps of the area (learn to read topographical maps, baby), and a... dun dun dun... phone book.
Everyone here will have plenty of food advice. Plenty of supplies advice. Some of us are going to argue about it.
OK, so a bunch of you have prepped. Some of you have your supplies. Some of you have the food, the water, the medicine, all that good shit.
But sit down, right here, and listen to Uncle Johnny. Here's a little power level for you.
All right, there's something that so many people overlook.
If you've got kids or family members, and you're looking at close quarters confinement due to circumstances, like a hurricane or something like that, you need to look at what will help keep spirits up. If you have kids, you need games, stuffies, books, crayons, chalk, all that good shit. The kid is going to write on the walls, designate one for that. Make sure you have a solid schedule, kids need structure.
Make sure you not only have things for people to do alone, to sit and relax and do during guard shift or fire guard, make sure you have something to do as a group, and for sections of the group.
Most of all, have a dumb joke book.
Speaking of jokes: Two turtles are in a bathtub. One says: Pass me the soap. The other says: Do I look like a typewriter?
Smile at yourself in the mirror.
Touch a family member (No bad touch no hitting)
Laugh at something stupid
Sing loudly and dance like nobody can see you
Buy a cookbook. You really are not going to be wanting to eat out soon. Buy easy basic cookbooks. AGAIN I recommend the Amish cookbooks. Weird, I know, but those are good recipes.
Again, let's get you purchasing a couple good things, and these must be paper, not ebooks: The Boy Scout First Aid Book, the "Soldier's Book of Common Tasks", the Boy Scout camper's guide, a US Army First Aid book. (Honestly, every American should have these books on their shelves and should have had them all their lives), a Chilton's Manual for your vehicle, an Atlas (Preferable a Rand-McNally Road Atlas), a few local maps of the area (learn to read topographical maps, baby), and a... dun dun dun... phone book.
Everyone here will have plenty of food advice. Plenty of supplies advice. Some of us are going to argue about it.
OK, so a bunch of you have prepped. Some of you have your supplies. Some of you have the food, the water, the medicine, all that good shit.
But sit down, right here, and listen to Uncle Johnny. Here's a little power level for you.
I'm just Uncle Johnny. Survivor. Fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, volcano, explosions, war, isolation, car wrecks. I"m a survivor.
All right, there's something that so many people overlook.
If you've got kids or family members, and you're looking at close quarters confinement due to circumstances, like a hurricane or something like that, you need to look at what will help keep spirits up. If you have kids, you need games, stuffies, books, crayons, chalk, all that good shit. The kid is going to write on the walls, designate one for that. Make sure you have a solid schedule, kids need structure.
Make sure you not only have things for people to do alone, to sit and relax and do during guard shift or fire guard, make sure you have something to do as a group, and for sections of the group.
Most of all, have a dumb joke book.
Speaking of jokes: Two turtles are in a bathtub. One says: Pass me the soap. The other says: Do I look like a typewriter?
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slartifartblast
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No Corona-chan r34, am dissapoint.
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