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Well nothing much happened except she admitted if her super power was invisible all she'd do is go around and eat food from various places. The Farms got a shout out at the end.
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Pardon the blurry shots. She just moves too quick to capture.
I bet she would also use that power to try and torment all the bullies from her high school days. Too bad Chantal is incapable of being subtle so her smell, disgusting eating noises and weird ticks would give her away every single time.Well nothing much happened except she admitted if her super power was invisible all she'd do is go around and eat food from various places. The Farms got a shout out at the end.
love how she's already started complaining about the move. "I wish it was May 15, I have so much stuff to do!", she whines. She really isn't used to doing anything except eating and shitting. I cannot wait to see her actually packing and preparing for it.
So she's staying a mukbang channel, super ultra finalest decision. Moving to this new apartment is really the perfect excuse for her to continue gorging on camera. She can't afford to fuck around with unboxings and hauls when they bring in a quarter of the $views$ that her binges do
She has said she wants to start dating soon. These dates may involve food. There may be a gold mine on the horizon.
So I'm guessing she would be quite equally incapable of using any kind of sex toy with a partner or by herself (****shudder****). But thank you "Adam & Eve" for forcing me to imagine this.
If she goes on dates and makes the man pay, it will allow her to save money towards rent. What a true genius Chantal is!
That works for some women. I know a lot of ladies from my university days that would do just that. Get a free meal and keep it pushing, but there’s a major difference between a cute co-ed and a pushing 40, infertile, unfuckable behemoth. If she goes full feeder she has a shot. I’m sure there are dating sites for that fetish and it would provide excellent entertainment if she just embraced it.If she goes on dates and makes the man pay, it will allow her to save money towards rent. What a true genius Chantal is!
That works for some women. I know a lot of ladies from my university days that would do just that. Get a free meal and keep it pushing, but there’s a major difference between a cute co-ed and a pushing 40, infertile, unfuckable behemoth. If she goes full feeder she has a shot. I’m sure there are dating sites for that fetish and it would provide excellent entertainment if she just embraced it.
Just replying from a while ago to say that Der Kuss is Basic Bitch Decor ground zero. That fucking repro is on the walls of every basic white woman over the age of 30.We took a poll a while back. The majority of males who read this thread are heterosexual, and it was a substantial majority at that. Non-hetero males were the least populous group, in fact. That's only in our thread, which although at the centre of the haydurverse is not the sum of it.
YT haydurs are usually overweight bitchy normie girls who project their insecurities about men finding them attractive onto Chantal, just as she projects it back. Some of these girls happen to be gays; the difference is merely corporeal. They're just the haydurs who feel the need to PL and make it personal, though. That poll showed us that we here are a more variegated bunch.
Speaking of homos, let me channel one here and make some aesthetic comments:
Pointed nails are a bad idea when your fingers are cone-shaped from obesity. They enhance that visual effect. The nail tech probably knew that, but Piggy Wiggy imperiously pointed to the nails she wanted and the customer is always right. Any gaudy fake nails are apex white trash, but even within that medium she chose especially poorly. She has terrible style; her shirt is another testament to that. Why does she wear so much WHITE? She needs to clue in to the Amberlynn strategy of capey black cardigans 24/7 to help take the edge off being round (the geometry doesn't work with this metaphor).
Brenda is "tacky" she says, but meanwhile the cheap Klimt reproduction is the height of good taste. Yeah, okay. I think her attraction to Der Kuss is because she has a rich and comprehensive appreciation of Klimt's commentary on Art Nouveau, his pseudo-Mediaevalist figuration and the way the painting recalls Apollo and Daphne in Ovid's Metamorphosis. It's either that or she imagines herself as the attractive THIN broad in the painting getting lots of male attention. One of the two. Not sure.
Tinfoil time: I think her improved mood and her fantasias about her luxurious future demesne indicate that, once again, she's bullied a family member into throwing money at her to fuck her off. It makes sense: if mother hen thought there was any chance of her little chickadee coming home to eat all the grain, squawk because she can't lay any more eggs, and shit all over the coop, she'd probably do everything in her fiduciary power to keep her away.
Also I believe her when she says her obesity is genetic. I suspect I have that same gene actually, because I think if I willingly ate 7000 calories a day every day I would also become obese. Because of genes though. Not because of me. It wouldn't be my fault.
Shitpost over thanks bye.
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In which Chinny admits to another $20 Spent on a greasy meal out. She must be REAL concerned with saving for that move.