Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Ditch]

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archived 6 Mar 2020 22:23:30 UTC

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The fact that she has $1100 coming to her makes me want to shit backwards. Fuck this bitch.

 

[large_farva]

some random munchie shit on instagram

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

some random munchie shit on instagram

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that's a HORRIBLE tattoo in both concept and execution

 

[large_farva]

that's a HORRIBLE tattoo in both concept and execution

And somehow I managed to find one that is even worse.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

And somehow I managed to find one that is even worse.
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That font looks like crayon writing.

 

[olybinewski]

I legit wonder if the skin elasticity associated with EDS would change how a tattoo is applied.

If someone with legit EDS went to get tattooed a more inexperienced artist might seriously jack up their ink.

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

I legit wonder if the skin elasticity associated with EDS would change how a tattoo is applied.

If someone with legit EDS went to get tattooed a more inexperienced artist might seriously jack up their ink.

Powerlevel, I guess.

Spoiler: EDS and tattoos

I have EDS and am pretty heavily tattooed... most of them came out beautifully, gave me no problems healing, stayed bright and pretty, etc. However, one of them was done by a different artist because I was young and stupid, and the once straight lines are now pretty warped.
I asked a friend of mine about it years later who is a tattoo artist, and was told that a more experienced artist will stretch/move the skin occasionally while working, in multiple directions so that they can see where the design will go when you move/bend that body part, and they can compensate for that. An inexperienced tattoo artist will just hold the skin as still as possible and draw like they were drawing on paper.
That being said, that's going to be the case for someone who doesn't have EDS as well, because it's just proper technique, but that medical alert one has pretty much the same kind of warping as the one I have that was done by the inexperienced artist. It's just much more noticeable on someone with EDS

 

[large_farva]

Powerlevel, I guess.

Spoiler: EDS and tattoos

I have EDS and am pretty heavily tattooed... most of them came out beautifully, gave me no problems healing, stayed bright and pretty, etc. However, one of them was done by a different artist because I was young and stupid, and the once straight lines are now pretty warped.
I asked a friend of mine about it years later who is a tattoo artist, and was told that a more experienced artist will stretch/move the skin occasionally while working, in multiple directions so that they can see where the design will go when you move/bend that body part, and they can compensate for that. An inexperienced tattoo artist will just hold the skin as still as possible and draw like they were drawing on paper.
That being said, that's going to be the case for someone who doesn't have EDS as well, because it's just proper technique, but that medical alert one has pretty much the same kind of warping as the one I have that was done by the inexperienced artist. It's just much more noticeable on someone with EDS

But is EDS something a paramedic will need to know to save your life when you get hit by a car while making a tiktok about how bendy you are?

 

[HotpieIsTheNightKing]

But is EDS something a paramedic will need to know to save your life when you get hit by a car while making a tiktok about how bendy you are?

Only if you have vascular type, if you're still alive. Rupture of organs/blood vessels much more likely, have to be much more aggressive with imaging in order to be safe.

Tho I suppose you want them to know which insta tags to use when they post about how super rare and zebra strong you are...

And yeah, none of what I have seen wrt tattoos on ppl w eds has been too exciting....largely the same as normies. At worst take longer to heal but that's nothing more than annoyance if you take care of them. I imagine for ppl with extremely elastic skin it could be problematic, but not the usual case.

 

[ZapRowsdower]

And somehow I managed to find one that is even worse.
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That's the "my friend's brother is a tattoo artist, he works out of the garage and it's only $20!" special

 

[Moronic Spletonic]

So Janjan is making out with her dog.

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

So Janjan is making out with her dog.
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If rejection from a nail salon has the potential to “break” someone, nail health is not the health they should be worried about.

Also, if Jan is so terribly sick that her hair is falling out and nail techs are running her out of salons on a rail, should she allow her dog to kiss her on the mouth? I’m thinking no.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

So Janjan is making out with her dog.
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She has acrylic or gel on her nails, doing that ruins nails even if you don't have any health issues.

Also hand posed specifically to show off manicure

 

[doubter4life]

Morgan admits to sneaking in her weed to the hospital while she was filled with poop. Class act all the way

also Morgan claims to need a sedative for her high blood pressure but me thinks the sedative has more to do with that in-patient psych stay than anything....

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

New video from DPMIW.

Muh hypermobility. Baby giraffe walk, muh POTS. Dreams of going to the zoo sans wheelchair.

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

Ambien and ativan together are a hell of combo. You could legit get into a car, go steal at Wally world cook a chicken dinner eat it and have no memory of it. Add in marijuana and narcotics and most people would be dead. Ambien is one the worst drugs that was largely marketed for "sleeping". It doesn't allow for a true deep sleep and has a hell of a history for sleep activity. No good sleep doctor prescribes it. (Its a heavy PCP go away I dont want to hear about sleep issues drug).

Using marijuana while in the hospital is a quick way to lose any freedom. Especially if they are giving narcotics, sedatives etc. They will stop all visitors and take away everything but your naked ass. I dont give a rat's ass about marijuana in your personal life but when your life is a hospitals hands, I'm going to be damn well mad coding you and having a vape pen fall on the floor.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

So Janjan is making out with her dog.

Wow, her dog is so smart he can use hashtags and emojis!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

My cow rewarded her simps with a 9 hour painting stream looking like a crackhead. If you need to puke just imagine she dyed her bush that same mustard color.
In return for $1500+ she's providing nonstop ruminating about Coronachan on twitter. I dunno if anybody else's munchies are obsessing on it but it's gotten old.

 

[Ditch]

The dog isn't even hers yet and it looks like it's fed up with her bullshit. Why does she think a husky will make a good service dog?

 

[FeminaBarbata]

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The dog isn't even hers yet and it looks like it's fed up with her bullshit. Why does she think a husky will make a good service dog?

She doesn't. She thinks a husky will bring her attention because it's not one of the "fab four" standard service dog breeds. It'll make her sooper speshul. But not to worry, I'm sure she's tried to articulate some sort of explanation for why a husky is the "right" breed for her, to divert attention from the fact that all she wants is for people to notice her.