Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Hogar Grupal]

I'm kind of curious about that. He's untouchable to collectors and courts right now because he doesn't own anything they can repossess. What if somehow he did start actually saving money and trying to build up a life? Is he just permanently fucked? Can he file for any sort of relief?

Good question. I would say no, cause Chris is too lazy to research how to sign up for relief. I also think that Chris fears if he does so, will it effect his tugboat.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Sadly enough I see him going full Norman bates

But Norman could hold down a job and knew how to clean a bathroom.

 

[Superbrolyx]

But Norman could hold down a job and knew how to clean a bathroom.

Very true not to mention he was a talented taxidermist

 

[CWCissey]

Very true not to mention he was a talented taxidermist

And according to Bates Motel, he successfully boned three attractive women and could potentially have boned a fourth without paying.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

You can’t say he pays bills and all that cause he doesn’t that’s why they are on the verge of losing the house, that’s why his credit card bills are through the roof, he spends every penny he gets on conventions games and toys lets be realistic.
The only way he’s going to survive without his mother is in a assisted living facility

Chris does pay most of his bills (Internet, entertainment subscriptions like Netflix and Disney+), he just chooses not to pay his CC debts because he's figured out nothing really happens to him if he doesn't. They haven't lost the house yet because they usually pay their mortgage bill on time.

 

[Superbrolyx]

Chris does pay most of his bills (Internet, entertainment subscriptions like Netflix and Disney+), he just chooses not to pay his CC debts because he's figured out nothing really happens to him if he doesn't. They haven't lost the house yet because they usually pay their mortgage bill on time.

You mean Barb pays it on time, every time it’s been left up to Chris they had to beg for money to pay it.
And Chris paying his streaming services isn’t going to help him keep a roof over his head.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris does pay most of his bills (Internet, entertainment subscriptions like Netflix and Disney+), he just chooses not to pay his CC debts because he's figured out nothing really happens to him if he doesn't. They haven't lost the house yet because they usually pay their mortgage bill on time.

Doesn't that effect his credit though? When Barb dies, and Chris wants to get a new car, he's shit out of luck.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

You mean Barb pays it on time, every time it’s been left up to Chris they had to beg for money to pay it.
And Chris paying his streaming services isn’t going to help him keep a roof over his head.

Their arrangement is Chris gives Barb $900 from his tugboat and she uses it to pay the mortgage. They've both fucked up at times and neglected to pay up.

He at least is familiar with what a bill is and how it works. No reason he couldn't apply the same thought process from paying entertainment bills to paying household bills. Might stress him out more, though.

 

[Picklechu]

Their arrangement is Chris gives Barb $900 from his tugboat and she uses it to pay the mortgage. They've both fucked up at times and neglected to pay up.

He at least is familiar with what a bill is and how it works. No reason he couldn't apply the same thought process from paying entertainment bills to paying household bills. Might stress him out more, though.

Yeah, he knows the PS4 isn't coming on without the power bill being paid.

 

[Aru-chu]

Doesn't that effect his credit though? When Barb dies, and Chris wants to get a new car, he's shit out of luck.

He either doesn't care, or more likely doesn't even know what a credit score is. Besides it's probably better of that chris doesn't drive. If he were forced to walk places he'd lose weight and get some cardio.

Also the cwcki says Barb hasn't been heard from in 111 days. What if shes already dead?

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Weekend at Barb's.

 

[cryptidfuck]

When his mother dies he'll probably do his best to take care of himself but fantastically fail. He can't do anything to better himself and it's embarrassing he's still on the internet. Trolls are feeding him bait and he's sucking up every last bit of it.

 

[Dick Ramdass]

He either doesn't care, or more likely doesn't even know what a credit score is. Besides it's probably better of that chris doesn't drive. If he were forced to walk places he'd lose weight and get some cardio.

Also the cwcki says Barb hasn't been heard from in 111 days. What if shes already dead?

She's not dead. She's frail, but not dead. Chris makes her clean up after him, too bad she can't put that energy into ending her hoarding. Anyone who has his number will verify they heard Barb talking in the background, possibly shouting at the dogs or cats (now I know where Chris gets his behaviour from).

Chris doesn't understand economy however he does seem to know how to weasel his way through credit cards.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I don't know nearly as much about Chris as you guys do, but, from what I do know, he is a barely functioning autistic. He won't understand how the world works outside simple things.

Honestly, someone will probably step up to get him set up for assisted living so he can continue his life without much burden to others enjoyment. Either that, or he ends up homeless.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I don't know nearly as much about Chris as you guys do, but, from what I do know, he is a barely functioning autistic. He won't understand how the world works outside simple things.

Honestly, someone will probably step up to get him set up for assisted living so he can continue his life without much burden to others enjoyment. Either that, or he ends up homeless.

He's been that way ever since he started talking. According to his own father, Chris has a great deal of difficulty learning about things outside Ruckersville. Chris' whole existence is finding himself a sweetheart, fathering a daughter and having Sonichu becoming a hit franchise. Chris has never really explored anything else to expand his skill set unless being forced into it. As a parent, Barb should have taught Chris to do other things. But Barb being Barb, she left Chris with little to do and ended up being her slave.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I don't know nearly as much about Chris as you guys do, but, from what I do know, he is a barely functioning autistic. He won't understand how the world works outside simple things.

Honestly, someone will probably step up to get him set up for assisted living so he can continue his life without much burden to others enjoyment. Either that, or he ends up homeless.

What's protecting chris atm from all his massive debt is the fact that he technically doesn't own anything. its all in his mom's name. And since Barb's one visit from Coronachu away from going in a crayola model magic/lego coffin, Chris will inherit the dumpster that is Branchcourt 14. THEN the banks will have something to take away.

I'm predicting a massive influx of sympathybux when barb croaks, which chris will take and blow like an idiot. He'll expect that kind of money every month to live on and... lets face it no one's going to donate to chris everymonth especially when he starts screaming at trolls to pay his bills and his taxes. That's when we see someone like the idea guy take chris in and let him couch surf as they take advantage of him.

I don't think chris will end up on the streets from the get go. Maybe a few weeks living in his car but I also can't see chris being grateful for anything people do for him.

 

[Homer Simpson]

What's protecting chris atm from all his massive debt is the fact that he technically doesn't own anything. its all in his mom's name. And since Barb's one visit from Coronachu away from going in a crayola model magic/lego coffin, Chris will inherit the dumpster that is Branchcourt 14. THEN the banks will have something to take away.

I'm predicting a massive influx of sympathybux when barb croaks, which chris will take and blow like an idiot. He'll expect that kind of money every month to live on and... lets face it no one's going to donate to chris everymonth especially when he starts screaming at trolls to pay his bills and his taxes. That's when we see someone like the idea guy take chris in and let him couch surf as they take advantage of him.

I don't think chris will end up on the streets from the get go. Maybe a few weeks living in his car but I also can't see chris being grateful for anything people do for him.

From the minor interactions I've had with his stuff on the internet, I don't think he will survive. He needs to realize that there is no future with what he is doing, but, given how deficient he is, I don't think he has a chance. Even if everyone gave him enough money to live off every month, and did everything for him, he will still fall apart.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

From the minor interactions I've had with his stuff on the internet, I don't think he will survive. He needs to realize that there is no future with what he is doing, but, given how deficient he is, I don't think he has a chance. Even if everyone gave him enough money to live off every month, and did everything for him, he will still fall apart.

Absolutely, he's got no skills or hope. at best he could live in a shitty apartment on his tugboat but he'd never be happy with that and cause some scene that'd get him thrown out. His only shot at a comfortable life is to be some disgusting trophy 'wife' to some deranged mental patient like sockness who'd view chris as some kind of prize, letting chris pretend to be some sitcom housewife like peg bundy.

If chris did something that'd get him in prison for a while he'd either die or MAYBE grow up enough to keep his head down and live with a shitty job in a shitty apartment for the rest of his life. That's EXTREMELY optimistic though.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

I have a feeling even if Chris finds a landlord willing to rent to him. His address will eventually be leaked and the trolls will spam the landlord with all the crazy shit Chris be doing, like doodling the walls, adopting feral cats off the street or letting the dogs shit and pee on the floor. Soon, no landlord in the area will have him. Chris' only option is a group home.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Absolutely, he's got no skills or hope. at best he could live in a shitty apartment on his tugboat but he'd never be happy with that and cause some scene that'd get him thrown out. His only shot at a comfortable life is to be some disgusting trophy 'wife' to some deranged mental patient like sockness who'd view chris as some kind of prize, letting chris pretend to be some sitcom housewife like peg bundy.

If chris did something that'd get him in prison for a while he'd either die or MAYBE grow up enough to keep his head down and live with a shitty job in a shitty apartment for the rest of his life. That's EXTREMELY optimistic though.

The other option was suggested by the errverrlord and it's that he stops living in his head and actually gets help. I feel that is far too small a chance though. The videos of him making out with sonichu or whatever after the dimensional merge, and giving up on getting help because they won't give into his fantasy.

My actual vote his crazy homeless guy screaming about zapping to the extreme on the streets as the normies pretend he doesn't exist.