Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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The Fool said:
Holy shit he looks like Eraserhead
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Do you think he actually tries to make his hair look like a jew fro with serious altitude or it is just naturally like this from no grooming for weeks?

I kind of think its messy and looks like crap so he decides making it worse is a lot easier than styling it or getting a haircut. It‘s going to naturally form dredlocks if he lets it go another month.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Do you think he actually tries to make his hair look like a jew fro with serious altitude or it is just naturally like this from no grooming for weeks?

I kind of think its messy and looks like crap so he decides making it worse is a lot easier than styling it or getting a haircut. It‘s going to naturally form dredlocks if he lets it go another month.
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Given his face is sheet white I was assuming he was going through some sort of metamorphosis into the bride of Frankenstein.
 
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Dick Kyanka is dead.
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RemoveKebab said:
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I sincerely hope he shows up to family court looking like this, hoping to win over the judge that he is a stable person that should have sole custody of young children.

MirnaMinkoff said:
Do you think he actually tries to make his hair look like a jew fro with serious altitude or it is just naturally like this from no grooming for weeks?

I kind of think its messy and looks like crap so he decides making it worse is a lot easier than styling it or getting a haircut. It‘s going to naturally form dredlocks if he lets it go another month.
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I think to some extent he knows it looks like shit but to him looking bad is WACKY and ZANY!!! You see he is a comedy performer so
 
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Toshiba said:
He's so self absorbed that when his daughter is wetting the bed he doesn't show any concern but instead gets angry with her and his ex wife like it is some attack on him.
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Wait, how old was this kid when she was wetting the bed? Was this around the Schmorky time period? It's an extremely common symptom in sexually abused children and Lowtax, a massive pillhead, used to pal around with a known pedophile...

Yeah I bet that piece of shit feels attacked by his daughter's bedwetting. He's lied about everything else, and there's no doubt that a pedophile would enthusiastically and repeatedly volunteer to "babysit". There's no fucking way that Lowtax NEVER took him up on it.
 
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Maybe Megan filed that emergency motion for custody not only because Richard is in a massive drug spiral, but also because her daughter finally disclosed some sexual abuse at Uncle Shmorky's hands. "Shmorky touched me while Daddy was passed out" seems increasingly plausible.
 
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sperginity said:
but wait lowtax, I thought you got completely vindicated when a restraining order wasn't approved!

seriously though, he is a super unreliable narrator.
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I'm sure he has had a legal victory of some sort, not sure what yet. However, any claim of "total vindication" from the guy whose previous claims have been largely contradicted by police reports should be taken with a grain of salt.
 
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Just imagining that washed-up, scrubby, shaving-razor-shy reprobate showing up at a custody hearing and getting 'total vindication,' fucking lol. Caseworker gonna see his 'gaming garbage' feed and make the kid a ward of the state, if maplebucket is ruled unfit.
 
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Karl_der_Grosse said:
Maybe Megan filed that emergency motion for custody not only because Richard is in a massive drug spiral, but also because her daughter finally disclosed some sexual abuse at Uncle Shmorky's hands. "Shmorky touched me while Daddy was passed out" seems increasingly plausible.
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That's a fairly worrying thought considering LowT's comment about a pink gun reminding him of Shmorky during a recent stream. Someone even picked up on it then.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
Maybe the doctor just doubled his xanax dosage?
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He’s been totally vindicated but can’t explain how or why. Color me shocked.

Maybe he got drug tested and only the drugs the pill mills Rx for him showed up or Megan’s request for emergency custody for the two older kids was denied.

Im safely betting he’s not celebrating because he’s caring for a toddler by himself at home now.

Going to guess he doesn’t have to make support payments for the time being or something bad happened to Leaf Wife or the ex-wife.
 
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