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I was expecting him to start to nod off or lay his head on the table. He legit doesn't sound healthy.

These debates between him and Biden are going to be a nightmare.

> Biden Trump Debate
> Biden snaps and gaffs, everyone finally realizes he's not all there anymore
> Trump coofs
> Biden gets Coronavirus and drops like a fucking rock
> Trump second term by default. (No, Biden's VP wouldn't be able to just step in to be the nominee.)

 

[Gallofag]

> Biden Trump Debate
> Biden snaps and gaffs, everyone finally realizes he's not all there anymore
> Trump coofs
> Biden gets Coronavirus and drops like a fucking rock
> Trump second term by default. (No, Biden's VP wouldn't be able to just step in to be the nominee.)

Who's saying trump is safe, the man is like 74.

 

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Who's saying trump is safe, the man is like 74.

He's the youngest person running for president, he's the least likely to die by default.

 

[Chiaroscuro Dream]

I'm still waiting for my state to get its first case. I know it has to be here. We are surrounded by it in neighboring states. We just haven't tested hardly any people at all. So because we have none confirmed, not enough people are taking it seriously. This thread has really helped me out so I feel pretty ready thankfully. So much useful information here!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

So NBA got cancelled, how long till the Niggers get restless and the Chicago murder rate gets doubled?

 

[melty]

I wonder how bad the bloodbath will be tomorrow on the stock market?

Turbo fucked. We are currently at 2018/early 2019 levels. We going back to 2016 at the very least before this is all over. And I think that's actually optimistic.
Not just because of the deaths or supply chain issues. Imagine businesses laying people off because they aren't making any money. Imagine those people defaulting on loans and debts they can't pay back. Sound familiar? The fed has already been propping up a teetering market using shady tactics. They only have so many more shady tactics. Some of the US money is going to shady loans for people in other countries that will be fucked harder in the US. Those people aren't going to be able to pay their debts back, either.
This was already a fragile system, fragile enough for a month or two of supply issues to crack it. But there is much more happening here. This is only the beginning.

I was expecting him to start to nod off or lay his head on the table. He legit doesn't sound healthy.

These debates between him and Biden are going to be a nightmare.

If Biden doesn't get it too. Maybe we'll actually get president Tulsi once all the boomer candidates die?
This might actually become reality, not because the virus is going to kill everyone but because these people are all so fucking old:

Betsy DeVos, Paul Ryan & Mike Pence Die In Front Of Pamela | Season 3 Ep. 10 | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH

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[Green Man]

Whole bunch of people sperging about: "b-but muh hoops mane" on various social media, even people in my peer group who I figured didn't give a fuck about basketball.

Apparently it's only a problem when you can't consume your favorite media. It occurs to me that maybe we're just reaping what we've sown, but I'm not quite enough of a doomer to believe that all of the people who end up infected actually deserve this shit. I don't believe this thing will wipe out vast swaths of the population, not yet. I won't deny that it's a possibility. But it's going to get real fucking ugly before it's over. Especially in the cities.

Times like this, I'm glad I live nestled in the nation's armpit, or what coast people call 'flyover country.'

 

[Innominandum]

@Null,

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

(No, Biden's VP wouldn't be able to just step in to be the nominee.)

When Biden taps Stacey Abrams, this will be hate speech.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

It's like we're living in some really shitty ripoff of Deus Ex. Instead of nano-augmentations, genetically engineered attack animals and Ambrosia vaccines only for the connected, it's just smartphones, GMO soy and virus testing kits.

In Deus Ex MJ12 created the Gray Death. A nano-virus. The only cure was the tightly controlled Ambrosia, which they meted out in order to get democratic governments to do what they wanted. Cool, right?

In real life some dude in Wuhan ate bat soup, coughed a bit and crashed the global economy. What a shitty cyberpunk novel.

 

[360NoTrope]

Chris Hassel on Twitter

“Fred Hoiberg who is coaching the game while fighting an illness just left the court with several minutes remaining in the game. Hope he’s ok. https://t.co/hBwjl9dQ31”

twitter.com

Update: Locker room hallway being cleared. No visitors allowed inside.

Update 2: Locker room quarantined

 

[RodgerDodger]

Wuflu made it to Capitol Hill. Sen. Cantwell (WA) staffer tests positive.

Twitter

archive.li/sZmPd

Always interesting to see who gets a test and who does not. I guarantee this staffer didn't meet current CDC testing criteria.

And once again I find myself actively rooting for Corona-Chan. Hmmm? Most deadly to those 70+... looks atthe Barnacles in the House and Senate.

 

[melty]

In Deus Ex MJ12 created the Gray Death. A nano-virus. The only cure was the tightly controlled Ambrosia, which they meted out in order to get democratic governments to do what they wanted. Cool, right?

In real life some dude in Wuhan ate bat soup, coughed a bit and crashed the global economy. What a shitty cyberpunk novel.

Yeah that's the problem with fiction. In The Stand, the government created the superflu and responded swiftly to try to contain it. It was only a series of accidents that it was ever released and spread.

In real life pandemics happen because people eat bats and then travel around the world coughing on everyone while the government doesn't do anything. Or from having a gay orgy world tour like with HIV.
Actual real life is much more re.tarded than fiction.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Chris Hassel on Twitter

“Fred Hoiberg who is coaching the game while fighting an illness just left the court with several minutes remaining in the game. Hope he’s ok. https://t.co/hBwjl9dQ31”

twitter.com

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Update: Lockeroom hallway being cleared. No vistors allowed inside.

LOL at the black dude next to him slathering on the hand sanitizer.

 

[Gender of peace]

Washington state yet again fucks over america. I can only pray that's where the zombie apocolypse takes a foot hold and wipes them all clean before we napalm the area flat into pure hellscape.

Dont be exceptional. Between the infected CPAC and AIPAC events all over DC the other week, this very likely isn't the only case on Capitol Hill, just the first that was detected. They found it only because they were actively looking for it. Cantwell had anyone with symptoms tested. That's true for WA as a whole. They appear to be the 'hot spot' only because they decided to break CDC testing protocol and they were right to do that. There are probably many other undetected clusters out there, nursing homes having wuflu die-offs and such, that don't meet CDC testing criteria and fly under the radar.

Could be silently spreading in your community right now.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Could be silently spreading in your community right now.

It is in your community, touching your daughters.

Wait no that is Joe Biden.

 

[Gentle George]

I'm rooting for the virus.


Btw, twitter panicking over this is lame. I doubt that the deathcount will ever reach or exceed the fatality rate of previous SARS outbreak in 2002.

I have some bad news.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Pool's closed due to AIDS coronavirus

NBA shuts down after Rudy Gobert tests positive for coronavirus

The announcement came after the Utah Jazz-Oklahoma City Thunder game was postponed. Rudy Gobert was listed as questionable because of an illness.

www.usatoday.com

Edit: NBA season is canceled. No more basketball american games this year if that's not clear.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I was expecting him to start to nod off or lay his head on the table. He legit doesn't sound healthy.

These debates between him and Biden are going to be a nightmare.

Illness or not, I think the stress finally got to him. The presidency is not an easy job at all, all presidents literally have the country's burden on their shoulders and that takes hold fast. You don't usually notice it in four years, but if they serve a full two terms, they go gray and wrinkly so fast. I know Trump's in his 70s and has talked about "high energy" all the time, but he didn't always look so old before now.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The virus has begun to infect the Nigras. The last line of defense is broken. This has become far greater then the pool.