Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Alimoaning]

I think Chris should start doing a transformation youtube channel. Like he just starts saying "I'm getting healthy, I'm getting a job and I'm steering myself onto the right path"
I bet he'd make a good amount of money to do it, especially if he does it long-term

Funny of you to think Chris can do anything transformative like that in the long term. His idea of exercise was a 12 pack of coke, I don’t think he’d be willing to give stuff up to make it happen.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Funny of you to think Chris can do anything transformative like that in the long term. His idea of exercise was a 12 pack of coke, I don’t think he’d be willing to give stuff up to make it happen.

He’s willing to give up thousands of dollars to stop an imaginary moon laser from firing.

 

[Alimoaning]

Can you imagine Chris showing up at a woman's baby shower or during an anniversary party trying to set up residence in the walls?!

Although Chris in the walls would be quite interesting to watch

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Can only imagine him answering the door for the cops on the deadline and him pleading "I'm working on it! I need to move all my stuff out first!" before they yank him out of the house kicking and screaming.
There was an episode of Hoarders where a lady was being evicted from her home and the gay couple who bought it were extremely nice and tried to help her get her stuff out, but she was so hostile and unbearable and unreasonable that they had to give up and just tell her to get the fuck off their property. I'm really picturing something like that happening, especially because life always seems to find a way to give Chris a break just for him to squander it.

He'll probably try to put up a front with his magic powers. But yeah, with Chris' history of law enforcement, he will make it difficult for the cops.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I think Chris should start doing a transformation youtube channel. Like he just starts saying "I'm getting healthy, I'm getting a job and I'm steering myself onto the right path"
I bet he'd make a good amount of money to do it, especially if he does it long-term

Will it be as successful as his weight loss journey?

 

[Chad Nasty]

Will it be as successful as his weight loss journey?

History says no. He doesnt care enough and there is nothing that can motivate him. But bruh, dont tell me he wouldnt have pay pigs if he like got down to 12% bf, better and more consistent pages and proved his achievements in vids.

 

[Slowinthemind]

History says no. He doesnt care enough and there is nothing that can motivate him. But bruh, dont tell me he wouldnt have pay pigs if he like got down to 12% bf, better and more consistent pages and proved his achievements in vids.

Chris can make money doing literally any kind of video, he is just too lazy. People were paying him to make videos saying happy birthday, he recorded them after their birthday had passed.

 

[Metatarsupial]

When I imagine Barb hobbling her way into the afterlife, I see the aftermath as that part from right before the ministry fell in the Deathly Hallows.

Total chaos.

If not from Chris than at least on our side.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Chris can make money doing literally any kind of video, he is just too lazy. People were paying him to make videos saying happy birthday, he recorded them after their birthday had passed.

He makes some money. You just watch. Chris is going to get a pair of fat tits and nice abs and become a real woman.

 

[Slowinthemind]

He makes some money. You just watch. Chris is going to get a pair of fat tits and nice abs and become a real woman.

He already has a pair of fat tits though.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Can only imagine him answering the door for the cops on the deadline and him pleading "I'm working on it! I need to move all my stuff out first!" before they yank him out of the house kicking and screaming.
There was an episode of Hoarders where a lady was being evicted from her home and the gay couple who bought it were extremely nice and tried to help her get her stuff out, but she was so hostile and unbearable and unreasonable that they had to give up and just tell her to get the fuck off their property. I'm really picturing something like that happening, especially because life always seems to find a way to give Chris a break just for him to squander it.

When that day comes, I'm down to chip in for a GoFundMe to hire a dude to Livestream the whole eviction process.

 

[deadson]

So the fact that is impossible means he should just not try? Lacking gumption isn't his autism or his trolls.

Here's the thing tho; he's started things that people have supported in the beginning, like his patreon and his YouTube, ect. But as time goes on and he fails on all of his promises, all that support goes out the window and he falls on ebegging cause he didn't have the sense to fulfill what he said he would. So why now would that help him?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The problem with him 'getting help' is that Chris would have to admit he has a problem, and his sense of self-importance is 'bout the size of the Andromeda galaxy. He believes he is perfect and everyone else is utterly beneath him. I can't even conceive of the events that would lead Chris to believe he needs to not only seek help but actually apply it to his life. Chris thinks that going to a shrink means they fix your head and you don't have to do anything, or they just say things that make you mad.

Just like when Borb didn't want to give Chris specialized learning on account of them believing it to being institutionalized, Chris thinks of this in the same terms. I do believe we've gone full circle.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Oh yeah, Chris isn’t leaving 14BC willingly. The banks giving him a deadline to clear out by won’t be taken seriously in the least. The police will most likely need to lasso and literally tard wrangle him out.

Honestly, I doubt that will be the case. Chris hates living in the hoard and the only thing keeping him there is Barb and the lack of current options.

My best guess is that when Barb dies and he's grieved enough, Chris will pack up his stuff and leave 14 Branchland Court for good and entirely of his own volition too.

What happens after that is anyone's guess, although I do think homelessness will definitely be part of it. Whether it will be permanent or temporary is anyone's guess.

Before the Idea Guys happened and the merge stuff started, I figured some white knights or some of his IRL asspatters in the LGBT and nerd scenes would help him find some cheap ratty apartment or trailer to live in and subsist on his tugboat and at most, he may have to spend a few nights sleeping in his car or couch surfing.

Nowadays, I think he'll end up permanently homeless by the end of it unless the shock of Barb's death is so big that it snaps Chris into reality. However, I'm not holding my breath on that one.

As for what happens to the house after the bank repossesses it, I'd say they would try to sell it and whoever buys it will probably demolish the house and flip the property some other way.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Honestly, I doubt that will be the case. Chris hates living in the hoard and the only thing keeping him there is Barb and the lack of current options.

My best guess is that when Barb dies and he's grieved enough, Chris will pack up his stuff and leave 14 Branchland Court for good and entirely of his own volition too.

What happens after that is anyone's guess, although I do think homelessness will definitely be part of it. Whether it will be permanent or temporary is anyone's guess.

Before the Idea Guys happened and the merge stuff started, I figured some white knights or some of his IRL asspatters in the LGBT and nerd scenes would help him find some cheap ratty apartment or trailer to live in and subsist on his tugboat and at most, he may have to spend a few nights sleeping in his car or couch surfing.

Nowadays, I think he'll end up permanently homeless by the end of it unless the shock of Barb's death is so big that it snaps Chris into reality. However, I'm not holding my breath on that one.

As for what happens to the house after the bank repossesses it, I'd say they would try to sell it and whoever buys it will probably demolish the house and flip the property some other way.

I was watching the second season of Netflix's Dirty Money. In one episode, it details the subject of guardianship, and how it's a business in where people make money off of old people by declaring them too frail to manage their property/assets. There are some lawyers who will take power of attorney and end up selling a property for the land to make way for a condo. This could apply to Barb, but she's broke as a joke, and it's only the property that would matter. It could apply to Chris if he had money and was able to stay in the house once Barb dies. Depending of Virginia's laws, I'm surprised no one was able to con Barb out of 14 BC for that very reason.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Honestly its really sad to imagine Chris struggling to bring every single fucking piece of his hoard with him, only to be told no or to sell it off.

That's going to be the big thing. Look how much crap Chris hauls around with him at conventions, or just going out to McDonalds. Chris isn't used to "not having his stuff", so if it's a case of him suddenly becoming homeless, it will be a huge deal for him. We did find out that he still had garbage bags of moldy, wet, fire damaged clothing, years after the fire happened, so it's not like he'll just up and let stuff go. Either someone will suggest he get a storage unit, or he'll start showing up at concerned people's houses asking to store his stuff.

I'm really picturing something like that happening, especially because life always seems to find a way to give Chris a break just for him to squander it.

Sadly I think you're right. It's amazing how many breaks he's gotten, but has tossed them away because, well Chris.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm surprised no one was able to con Barb out of 14 BC for that very reason.

She is cagey white trash and while she is sucker bait for high interest loans and other bullshit she is not going to give up the only thing she still (mostly) owns, at least not while she can milk Chris for the mortgage.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

She is cagey white trash and while she is sucker bait for high interest loans and other bullshit she is not going to give up the only thing she still (mostly) owns, at least not while she can tard cum Chris for the mortgage.

Could the same be said for Chris if he could inherit the house without the debt? It would be like a legal version of the Idea Guys.

 

[AnOminous]

Could the same be said for Chris if he could inherit the house without the debt? It would be like a legal version of the Idea Guys.

Maybe, but he can't. He's going to inherit the house and then lose it to debts and mortgage. Barb is saddling him with paying the mortgage so she can stay there, but he's not going to get any of the equity for doing that unless the finances are in way better shape than I think they are.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Maybe, but he can't. He's going to inherit the house and then lose it to debts and mortgage. Barb is saddling him with paying the mortgage so she can stay there, but he's not going to get any of the equity for doing that unless the finances are in way better shape than I think they are.

Wasn't Barb either borrowing from her life insurance, or Chris's?