Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

In reality it would be ravaging the country and she would be delivering a speech like Trudeau about how quarantines are racist and you should just lick chinks. Meanwhile she's sequestered in an underground bunker.

Or the Left just wouldn't vocally criticize her fictional administration's decision to impose travel bans and quarantines just like they did when Obama deported more illegals than any other President and was the one that started putting "kids in cages".
 
In reality it would be ravaging the country and she would be delivering a speech like Trudeau about how quarantines are racist and you should just lick chinks. Meanwhile she's sequestered in an underground bunker.
While Prez Clinton "recovers" in her underground bunker, the leader of the free world would be this man:
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Speaking of NeverTrump Republicans, they really don't get enough flack love on this thread. I'll remedy that with a recent tweet from David "I'm a better Evangelical than thou" French:
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The responses have been golden:
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These NeverTrumpers are almost as insufferable as the Bernie Bros. They think that their shit doesn't stink, and that they somehow get a say in the running of the Democratic Primaries just because they don't like Trump. I didn't expect anything less from the likes of Goldberg or Kristol, but French is absolutely full of it. He'd rather a pro-choice, pro-alphabet Alzheimer's victim that will definitely be a puppet of more insidious anti-Christian interests and will be replaced by a black lesbian (in all likelihood) if when he croaks in office be president than a libidinous Orange Man that says mean things but has arguably done more for conservatism in the appointment of conservative judges and support of religious freedom. French is a prideful man. I understand why a Christian leader would be hesitant to suck up to Trump, but to be actively rooting for someone who is far, far, far worse shows you that he just doesn't want to be wrong.
Well I've shit on NeverTrump plenty...
Okay but seriously.
NeverTrump is utterly and absolutely irrelevant.
Thats why no one mentions them that much.
No one on either side gives a flying fuck what they think or say.
Plus they just aren't that interesting.
For the most part they don't sperg on twitter or post laughably demented videos.
Their brand of TDS is op ed's no one reads and podcasts no one listens to.
And even that shit is just fucking dull and unremarkable.
Full of pseudo intellectual posturing and holier more principled and civil than thou virtue signaling.
Packed with ivory tower declarations and smug out of touch bewilderment.
The delusions of representing True and Honest conservatism are mildly amusing at best.
No one shits on NeverTrump because theres nothing really to say about them besides that they're irrelevant dilettantes.
 

No "God" the fact Alyssa Milano is STILL FUCKING TALKING is proof you don't exist. Also, you should change your to username @thegoodgodbelow cause you're definitely a bottom bitch.

Okay but tom hanks did sign off for ToyStory 6 and a theoretical Forest Gump remake, so I mean would him dying really be a loss.

Being on the pedo island flight logs is another mark against him.
 

I will never understand how someone like seth meyers got his own show, he was already embarrassingly unfunny on SNL. sure, that might be down to the writers, but I haven't seen anything that the show is any better.

just gimme back craig ferguson, I want to see more celebrities getting hot and bothered after he makes their panties wet.

The worst part is this has happened before.
Remember H1N1 back in '09?
SARS in '02?
I give the Ebola scare in 2014 a bit of leeway because Ebola doesn't fuck around but nothing came of that either.
And yet this time the ChiComs have gone and done it.

to be fair, china seemingly out of nowhere quarantining whole cities and boarding up streets, willing to tank their whole economy in the process hasn't happened before. it didn't help that you couldn't really get a concrete answer for weeks besides some mumbling and stuff that made no sense compared to the pictures you saw. for a country that likes to boast they're numba wan and best at everything doing a wild baghdad bob impression was concerning.

and that was before MSM got wind of it, afterwards it was astonishing to see how fast and hard they flip-flopped around like a crackwhore looking for a fix. "banning flights from china is racist" to "why didn't trump do more than just ban flights", exacerbated by china being china meaning no one knew what the fuck was really going on till it hit over here, and all you had to go on was china almost imploding itself on purpose, which a lot of people assumed must be a good (or bad) reason for something.

what's really activating the almonds tho is that a lot of people, even here (just look at that thread) are going fucking apeshit. sure, they laughed about the racist flight ban jokes but suddenly went all in with TRUMP DOOMED US ALL, CORONA IS THE APOCALYPSE, and what's even more embarrassing is that this shit came hot off the whole OMG WORLD WAR 3 IS STARTING iran thing around new years eve. remember that one?

I assume it will turn out less deadly than the actual flu, since most of the infected chinese didn't suddenly explode into red mist. we also need to be thankful for corona-chan showing everybody that trump was pretty much spot-on about china's manufacturing influence and how worthless/paid off some "global" organizations like the WHO are.
plus it prepared us for a lot of tards to be weeded out once an actual superbug hits by either being retarded again or simply going "lol remember corona?" while licking doorknobs.
 
It's almost like they forgot that arrogance is what caused Trump to suckerpunch them the last time or something. You think that Joe ain't the only one whose brains are melting into rotting mush?
Part of me thinks that the Democrats have been in Washington DC for so long that there brains have turned to mush due to there supposed "power" over the world, another part of me genuinely thinks that they've written off 2020 already and are using this election to forefully draw out and get rid of the stupidest parts of their party, liking cutting off an infected finger to save the body. That part genuinely think that someone will be whispering in Joe's ear soon about how good AOC would look as head of education for his inevitable presidency.
 
Part of me thinks that the Democrats have been in Washington DC for so long that there brains have turned to mush due to there supposed "power" over the world, another part of me genuinely thinks that they've written off 2020 already and are using this election to forefully draw out and get rid of the stupidest parts of their party, liking cutting off an infected finger to save the body. That part genuinely think that someone will be whispering in Joe's ear soon about how good AOC would look as head of education for his inevitable presidency.

I'm afraid then the stupidest parts have already affected the whole body of the Democrat party.
 
These lazy niggers' understanding of business is my biggest fucking trigger. Saying Don is a bad businessman because Trump Steaks or Vodka or whatever failed is like saying you're a shit musician because your garage band stopping practicing. If it's some side project to see how the idea pans out and it doesn't, you just pack it up and go back to your day job. Sure, if every business he tried did that, maybe he sucks; clearly not the case you smooth brains. How desperate can you be for an own?
 
These lazy niggers' understanding of business is my biggest fucking trigger. Saying Don is a bad businessman because Trump Steaks or Vodka or whatever failed is like saying you're a shit musician because your garage band stopping practicing. If it's some side project to see how the idea pans out and it doesn't, you just pack it up and go back to your day job. Sure, if every business he tried did that, maybe he sucks; clearly not the case you smooth brains. How desperate can you be for an own?
They can never say how many successful businesses he has and how that completely overshadows the failures by comparison. Or how if he's such a bad businessman how he managed to turn a million dollars into what he has now.
 
I mean considering that corona is supposedly making surviving males sterile it would be the opposite of handmades tale where the men would be subjugated, so you know their dream.

That being said I fucking love these people
Lib: Trump isn't doing anything about corona
Same Lib: Trump just banned out of country travel this is just like my distopia novels.

It's a fucked if you do fucked if you don't honestly he should have done it earlier but imagine the headlines he would have gotten.
It is super serious, but I still think the thing is somewhat overblown. Sure we're not testing much, but the hospitals aren't overflowing.

If I poison 1000 people in my town with Arsenic on Monday, people start getting sick and going to the hospital on Tuesday, they get tested on Thursday and the results come back positive on Friday, the fact that testing didn't start until Thursday is irrelevant to people getting sick on Tuesday. If you're sick, you're sick, regardless of whether you had gotten a test or not. The sickness makes the disease, not the test.

Hospitals in the United States, to my knowledge, are not being overrun with people with respiratory issues. So is it really that important that we haven't tested them all?
 

Did this idiot forget about HillaryCare, from the first Clinton term? It was so bad that it gave the Republicans the House in 1994, and killed healthcare reform for 15 years until ObamaCare was shoved through a 70% disapproval rating.

Hillary Clinton is a former lawyer and social climber whose only attachment to health care was an abject failure. WTF makes her likely to "excel at... handling a national public health crisis"?
 
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