Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

Just something I found funny.
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dobson reblogs :lunacy: again:
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these idiots are trying to parody the very real idpolization of minority characters by applying one criticism to straights but it doesn't work for obvious reasons plus the left can't meme., It IS possible to write a gay character without totally IdPol-ing it.

reblogging double depression:
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sperg reblogging sony vs disney re: muh ghey representayshun:
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dob plays alien game:
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Wow, Alien Isolation looks like garbage on the Switch.
Why waste the money on a mobile port when he obviously doesn't leave his house?
(Ah wait, that's right, his "healthy food" iMac is too old and he has no other console)
And the clips are so heavily edited, it's hard to tell which difficulty he's playing on.
FYI, the new updated version has a "story mode" that makes it much easier.
I'm willing to bet money that the guy who spawn camps in Splatoon picked babyman mode.
 
Okay looking through the video, I'd say it doesn't help that Dobbo is very silent trough it. Now, I'm not expecting him to rabid fire snappy lines (though think with a game like this, your brain can cook up some shit), but a little bit of commentary wouldn't really hurt, like say being impressed how the game runs well on the Switch (which prob due to the graphical downgrade), talking about the graphics, his experience thus far, would this change his view on horror games, would he wanna try more in the future (are there any other horror games on the switch anyway?) or...fucking something. All this dead air just becomes tiresome you may as well put some music here, an as pointed out his editing isn't really all that well.
 
I’m shocked he’s willing to play something as adult oriented as Alien Isolation honestly.
Especially considering his whining about how awful horror is. Though if this easy mode is what he's playing on, that probably explains why.

If he could ever stomach playing a PS 3/4 and got Uncharted, he'd probably only ever play on Explorer mode (no combat).
 
The bad part about alien isolation is that they didn't use any of the Kenner Aliens.

Like all they use are regular ass Xenomorphs, but throw in the like of the Gorilla Xenomorph, Rhino Xenomorph, or the new T-Rex Xenomorph and now you have a bunch of interesting shit rather than just differently colored Warrior Xenomorphs.

The Resurrection Toyline had a Dolphin/Shark Xenomorph and part of the reason why the franchise fails is because it can't be imaginative and becomes too hung up on trying to be profound and realistic rather than trying to be fun like in Aliens.

dobson reblogs :lunacy: again:
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these idiots are trying to parody the very real idpolization of minority characters by applying one criticism to straights but it doesn't work for obvious reasons plus the left can't meme., It IS possible to write a gay character without totally IdPol-ing it.
We have already reached perfection, but they are too blind/dumb to see it.

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