Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[KimWexlerEsq]

If Chantal really wanted to do "adulting", she'd take out a life insurance policy and name her mom as beneficiary. Or, at the very least, sock away six or seven grand for when the big day arrives. But she doesn't care. And she won't care when she's dead, either.

No life insurance company would touch her - those frequent flier miles at the emerge (both psych and general) would be a red flag, if her deathfat status weren’t enough on its own. They usually want a return on investment.

 

[IBrokeBob]

I agree that her inevitable demise will leave her family better off in the long run, and will probably come as a relief to them.

However, short-term, Clotso is going to be a burden in death. I hope she has saved up for her own burial expenses, which I know she hasn't. It is unlikely she can be cremated; I don't know about Canada, but in the US, 260-280 pounds is the limit most crematories will accept for cremation. And with good reason; crematory chambers have literally exploded, and crematories burned down from trying to cremate deathfatties; grease fires are no joke at all. Insurance companies frown on cremating bigger ones. Finding one willing to take on 400 pounds of compact fat is gonna cost a lot extra, if it can be done at all.

So: it will probably have to be a burial. Problem is, she is too fucking fat to fit in an ordinary casket, so she'll need a double-wide. And that means, she'll need a double plot. In Ottawa, we're pretty much looking at around $5000 Canadian to plant her in the ground with little fuss. If you want a funeral to go with that (they may just decide to skip it), add another $1000-$2000.

It's not as much as a new car costs, but it is still a pretty hefty bill to get hit with suddenly. I suppose they could go the potter's field route.

If Chantal really wanted to do "adulting", she'd take out a life insurance policy and name her mom as beneficiary. Or, at the very least, sock away six or seven grand for when the big day arrives. But she doesn't care. And she won't care when she's dead, either.

They do have huge incinterators used to cremate large farm animals that could do the trick. You can even buy one just like serial killer dellon millard did to get rid of his victims.

I know that chinny is fatfatfatter than a large farm animal but it can be done. Its just harder, more messy, dangerous, etc. Even burial costs more for the superfat but thats the breaks of being fat. You cant eat 5 times what everone else eats for your entire life and expect to pay the same as a skinny person.

They should just donate her to science. They can experiment on her, practice surgery or whatever the heck they like. Then the place she was donated to will pay for her cremation or burial costs.

I think useless idiots like her and the bleeding hearts should all be fed to the polar bears. The bears are starving and need food. What could be more epic than chinnys last mukbang being one where she is the one who gets eaten by a polar bear. A happy ending yall!!!! Chinny saves the polar bears!!

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

I doubt Chinny has had work long enough to pay into a pension and whether she is getting a tugboat or not is up for speculation; however Ontario provides financial assistance for families of brokeass folks regardless of whether they were on welfare or disability. Due to her size, I suspect her mom will have to choose a "Companion Urn", assuming burning her greasy bloated corpse wouldn't pose too much of a fire risk.

 

[Random Internet Person]

No life insurance company would touch her - those frequent flier miles at the emerge (both psych and general) would be a red flag, if her deathfat status weren’t enough on its own. They usually want a return on investment.

Can confirm. Chantal is a walking adverse selection. Although, that's my knowledge of American insurance and we're dealing with the true north strong and free.

 

[Pepper Jack]

She is out growing the car tray

Archive:

Back scratch or alien attack?


The Power of Wendy's compels you!

 

[Chihiro]

She is out growing the car tray

Archive in progress

Shes gonna be over 500 by June if she isn't there already.

 

[Occipital Fupa]

I love how her trashy french manicure with the bright white tips makes her teeth look even more yellow every time she licks her damn fingers.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Chantal bought new leggings that cling to every curve "in a good way"! Can't wait to see them! omg, she thinks the drive thru guy was flirting...

 

[thejackal]

Chantal bought new leggings that cling to every curve "in a good way"! Can't wait to see them!

Bought all new clothes and her tray is going to be bursting through the ceiling of her car with how fast she's gaining. But her chins are looking good guyz.

The little cutesy laugh she does at 9 minutes after dropping sauce on her blouse almost made me retch. She thinks she's sexy. Puke.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Bought all new clothes and her tray is going to be bursting through the ceiling of her car with how fast she's gaining. But her chins are looking good guyz.

The little cutesy laugh she does at 9 minutes after dropping sauce on her blouse almost made me retch. She thinks she's sexy. Puke.

Yeah she was really bragging about the attention she was getting from the drive thru guy. What the hell is the two-arm back scratching about? That looked bizarre. And fat.

 

[Pizza Sloth]

What a totally low effort video. She had nothing to talk about of any substance.

The cashier, a male asked if she had any change since total was $11.05 and he apparently didn't want to count out .95. So he was being nice and let it go which she took as flirting and admits any male nice to her she thinks is flirting and then the guy said he can also not be nice and she doesn't understand that it means he could have loaded her up with bunch of loose change. What a shit story.

She's wearing the same top and ordered more of the same pattern in different colors because "it covers all this..." with some sass. She ordered some great leggings, and of a good material, doesn't know the kind of material, but it clings to all her curves, youknowwhaddaimean? Yes, you can only wear large tunics and leggings. That's what it means.

She mentions they forgot the sour cream twice.

She's started to pack slowly and did you know that Wendy's makes their own chili? Yes. Yes, out of left over burgers as not to throw out the product by re-purposing the left overs. ETA: No, normally chili is not made with pre-cooked hamburgers and the 'scandal' for Wendy's is they advertise how their beef is fresh, never frozen and shy from sharing that the chili is made from leftovers. Normally chili is made with fresh meat, usually ground beef and cooked with spices.

It sucks she has a month more until she can move, youknowaddimean?

The meal didn't fill her up, she's 'still hungry' which translates into "I didn't eat enough to stretch out my stomach and overeat so I'm still able to eat more food until I feel stuffed".

She has to push her arm back to scratch her back a couple times and her arms are enormous.

She mentioned the KFC Donut chicken sandwich - she says it's not available.

In a few weeks she's going to be too big to use that fucking tray.

 

[thejackal]

Just to add on to that excellent summary, at the end of the video she actually shows ANOTHER takeout meal it's a huge portion of chicken and rice. Her cat's bowl is on the table 3 feet from her food. Can cats get COVID-19? Asking for a friend.

 

[Pizza Sloth]

Just to add on to that excellent summary, at the end of the video she actually shows ANOTHER takeout meal it's a huge portion of chicken and rice. Her cat's bowl is on the table 3 feet from her food. Can cats get COVID-19? Asking for a friend.

Holy shit.. I clicked out of the video when she was doing her Sheldon laugh about giving someone the evil eye if they park next to her. Out of breath, and it's charcoal grilled BBQ chicken and platter of African Rice pilaf with carrots and cabbage and Moroccan olives.

As to COVID-19 and cats? Not sure. But she's fucking admitted she's not concerned about getting it though it's spread through respiratory transmission and those with pulmonary issues are at high risk. And at least she's using a cat bowl instead of people plates or as she's done in the past, just squirt the pate style cat treats on the fucking table.

ETA: I Just realized all the stores she said were crowded, which she probably meant Farm Boy, is because people are stocking up in case they're quarantined or have to WFH if Canada is doing the same shit the US is with COVID 19

 

[Who Now]

She got the idea of the donut chicken sandwich from the Farms just mentioned yesterday. What a twat

At the end she shows another food spread "for dinner". What happened to OMAD???? Did I miss a part where she says she's not doing that anymore? Since yesterday? So, so many questions

 

[IBrokeBob]

Its hilarious how she thinks she is spiting all of us at KF (and elsewhere) and we are so jealous of her yt bux and her mukbang life. She has zero self awareness and is actually doing exactly the thing that we are hoping she does. She will read this and still be in denial.

Never change chantal. We are all expecting big things from you. Big mukbangs, big tantrums, a big fat heart attack, a big coffin. She may die soon but her content and the laughs will live forever.

Cant wait for the next chapter when peetz becomes her live in helper monkey. Perhaps she can fall on him, squishing him to death and then she can die on top of him and theyll be found a few days later when arbys puts a bolo alert out for her.

Oh and cats definitely will eat your body if you die and they cant get to food. I have a fam member whose job is cleaning hoarder houses and methlabs. At one job, the houseowner died and wasnt discovered for a while. The homeowner had a poor kitty had to eat the dead and decomposing owner just to survive. Fam member is an awesome human and took kitty home with her where kitty is loved, spoiled and very well fed.

 

[Cock wombler]

The poor server kid probably recognised her from the 6x a day she visits and thought in lieu of a loyalty card he'd let her off 5cents.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

She mentions twice that they forgot to give her the sour cream for her nachos. God forbid she eat something without a condiment or dipping sauce to accompany it.

"Your chins!"


Just posting this one for confirmation of Chantal's height. 5'2"

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

Imagine being such a shut-in gluttonous loser for so long that now 95% of your human interaction comes from drive-thru cashiers. And your only sense of self-worth comes from your delusion that they are all hitting on you.

Her next storytime will be about a 16-year-old pimply McDonald's worker who took one look at her, had to have her, and they end up banging in her car behind the dumpster while "Pour Some Sugar On Me" plays on the radio . Chantal sings it to us to make sure we know what song she's talking about.

Of course, the McDonald's dude will smell like old beef and have a small dick.

 

[IBrokeBob]

Imagine being such a shut-in gluttonous loser for so long that now 95% of your human interaction comes from drive-thru cashiers. And your only sense of self-worth comes from your delusion that they are all hitting on you.

Her next storytime will be about a 16-year-old pimply McDonald's worker who took one look at her, had to have her, and they end up banging in her car behind the dumpster while "Pour Some Sugar On Me" plays on the radio . Chantal sings it to us to make sure we know what song she's talking about.

Of course, the McDonald's dude will smell like old beef and have a small dick.

She thinks he flirted with her over a nickel? Ah no chile. See, working people ( a concept she doesnt understand) have jobs to do and they want them done quickly. Its not worth the nickel to the business to waste the time counting out the change. They just want your fatass out of their damn line as quick as possible.

Also, being obese is a risk factor for dying of corona. RIP chinny

 

[PatTraverse]

Around 4 minutes in, somebody commented something like "I'm sad" and what did Chantal do? If you thought "console her" you're dead wrong. Chantal says and I'm quoting verbatim: "What are you sad about Laura? 'Cause I'm happy, so... Don't be a downer, I hate people who just come here to be a downer, heheh". God forbid somebody ruin Chantal's day, youknowwhatImean? Only HER feelings are important, fuck everybody else, bow to your future-skinny-legend-such-an-inspiration-for-us-all Qween!

That type of reaction really reinforces the fact that the coming move is stressing her out and how weak her delusions about being happy are. People that are in a good place do not react this way. They are not bothered by the moods of other people and need to mention how happy they are to try to convince themselves. Really shows the limits of her drug of choice that she swallows so much garbage and is still this unconvincing.

Governments are freaking out over the Coronavirus/COVID-19 right now in Canada and Justin Trudeau's wife has been tested positive. There are rumours of grocery stores closing as a preventive measure which means that fast food restaurants could be forced to close too. Chantal who is swallowing all the fast food available in the Ottawa region could be going off the rails if they blocked her off from her sweet sweet trash. Rants could be on the menu and who knows... Maybe an early return to dumpster diving?