Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Garfieldchu]

Never forget that incidental details and throw away events in the lives of others, are defining highlights in Lucas's.

This. It's really pathetic how much significance he attributes to passing interactions.

That one young ovulator he hung out with once for five minutes in the company of other dipshit randos is the closest he will ever get to a friendly social gathering of friends, let alone a date. He literally has no friends, or even friendly acquaintances. Lacie went with some flatbill,so therefore every Zoomer is a hypocrite Sanders lover that dates non-homeless edgelords.

Lucas, nobody wants to spend a second of their time around you. If you were ever "friend-zoned," then it'd be the biggest blessing you've had in years. And it wasn't cock blocking. You were never in consideration. Lacie and company only met up with you as a joke.

 

[AbraCadaver]

At this rate he is going to end up completely bald on top with a 3 foot long greasy ratty mullet in the back so that he ends up looking like some kind of horrific ferengi except with a greasy mullet instead of that piece of fabric on the back of the head

At least the Ferengi fucking worked for a living.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I've just read through the whole thread. It's a lot to take in. And it's taken a couple of weeks to do it.

But I'm glad that I got to be around for the new homeless saga come happy page 600, allegedly prompted by no one wanting to live with some psycho guy who calls the police because his neighbor is getting some ass. Who could imagine.

 

[Nobleman]

Don’t you all love his claims of good character? He literally was thrown out of his halfway housing for trying to extort sex.

Lucas we know you read this. Let’s say that what you think you saw was true, that guys were bringing young high school girls into your building to get them high in exchange for sex. What someone with good character would do is call the human trafficking hotline, alert your landlord, and\or alert the police.

However Lucas, you with your repulsive and odious character tried to seize onto this situation to force young girls into having sex with you via threats.

That is because you have a horrible character Lucas. And a narcissist, entitled, and lizard brained personality. You have nothing to offer a friend much less a woman. You literally Lucas are just simply a awful person with not one redeeming quality...

 

[Rescuetoast]

Don’t you all love his claims of good character? He literally was thrown out of his halfway housing for trying to extort sex.

Lucas we know you read this. Let’s say that what you think you saw was true, that guys were bringing young high school girls into your building to get them high in exchange for sex. What someone with good character would do is call the human trafficking hotline, alert your landlord, and\or alert the police.

However Lucas, you with your repulsive and odious character tried to seize onto this situation to force young girls into having sex with you via threats.

That is because you have a horrible character Lucas. And a narcissist, entitled, and lizard brained personality. You have nothing to offer a friend much less a woman. You literally Lucas are just simply a awful person with not one redeeming quality...

I’m sure he had one redeeming quality back before the schizophrenia turned his brain into Swiss cheese. It fascinates me that we have such a well documented record of his very sharp decline and a record of multiple instances where he was doing better on meds, but of course he’ll always willfully ignore that.

 

[WonderWino]

I’m sure he had one redeeming quality back before the schizophrenia turned his brain into Swiss cheese. It fascinates me that we have such a well documented record of his very sharp decline and a record of multiple instances where he was doing better on meds, but of course he’ll always willfully ignore that.

Well said, and on that note, if lucas can contribute anything to society its being a walking case study as to what happens when severely mentally ill people refuse to take their medication. His history should be something doctors show to mentally ill patients as a warning about what can happen to them if they refuse their medication. Such an example might just save a few lives

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

1:35 - "If you think my personality is shit, you're gonna have to ignore like, 99% of the people I've ever met, because they all like me."
2:00 - "I don't give a fuck about what you think, and that's why people don't like me."
Oh wow, He debunked himself in less than half a minute, impressive.

2:09 - "But then again, we just, you know, Bernie Sanders did."
What??
By some insane reverse-osmosis logic Lucas thinks that because Spokane voted for Bernie that means Bernie likes Lucas?
You know, I wouldn't be surprised if his narcissism combined with his schizophrenia makes him believe Sanders is telling him that communism will make young women more inclined to hook up with limping obese talentless balding creeps.

 

[BIG CATS]

2:09 - "But then again, we just, you know, Bernie Sanders did."
What??
By some insane reverse-osmosis logic Lucas thinks that because Spokane voted for Bernie that means Bernie likes Lucas?
You know, I wouldn't be surprised if his narcissism combined with his schizophrenia makes him believe Sanders is telling him that communism will make young women more inclined to hook up with limping obese talentless balding creeps.

Both the state and county put Biden ahead of Bernie, narrowly.

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Wish our political savant would make a video to chime in on DNC primary results. Though I know he’s too busy savoring those final few hours of warmth at the public library, he wouldn’t want to risk getting thrown out in today’s weather

I’d personally love to see him get banned from River Park Square. It’d be interesting to see where he’d shuffle off to and creep next- probably under the I-90 overpass. From across the street he can leer at the Lewis & Clark freshman and try to buy them lunch



Sending him one-way to Green Valley, as has been mentioned before, would yield the funniest outcome. I’d spend a little bit of money to see him in AZ. Rubs me the wrong way that Myrna just passed him off on the state of WA, and quite frankly Lucas homeless in Tucson (closest city to GV) is much funnier than his current situation in Spokane



Edit: Lucas has a girlfriend, glad he can return to being a normal, productive 40 year old. Nothing standing in his way now, not even agephobia!

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Both the state and county put Biden ahead of Bernie, narrowly.

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Wish our political savant would make a video to chime in on DNC primary results. Though I know he’s too busy savoring those final few hours of warmth at the public library, he wouldn’t want to risk getting thrown out in today’s weather

I’d personally love to see him get banned from River Park Square. It’d be interesting to see where he’d shuffle off to and creep next- probably under the I-90 overpass. From across the street he can leer at the Lewis & Clark freshman and try to buy them lunch



Sending him one-way to Green Valley, as has been mentioned before, would yield the funniest outcome. I’d spend a little bit of money to see him in AZ. Rubs me the wrong way that Myrna just passed him off on the state of WA, and quite frankly Lucas homeless in Tucson (closest city to GV) is much funnier than his current situation in Spokane



Edit: Lucas has a girlfriend, glad he can return to being a normal, productive 40 year old. Nothing standing in his way now, not even agephobia!
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Damn, looking forward to the inevitable fall.

 

[WonderWino]

Both the state and county put Biden ahead of Bernie, narrowly.

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Wish our political savant would make a video to chime in on DNC primary results. Though I know he’s too busy savoring those final few hours of warmth at the public library, he wouldn’t want to risk getting thrown out in today’s weather

I’d personally love to see him get banned from River Park Square. It’d be interesting to see where he’d shuffle off to and creep next- probably under the I-90 overpass. From across the street he can leer at the Lewis & Clark freshman and try to buy them lunch



Sending him one-way to Green Valley, as has been mentioned before, would yield the funniest outcome. I’d spend a little bit of money to see him in AZ. Rubs me the wrong way that Myrna just passed him off on the state of WA, and quite frankly Lucas homeless in Tucson (closest city to GV) is much funnier than his current situation in Spokane



Edit: Lucas has a girlfriend, glad he can return to being a normal, productive 40 year old. Nothing standing in his way now, not even agephobia!
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If he went to arizona his mother wouldn't let him anywhere near her house. He would probably get a bunch of equally insane bernie supporters together and do a moses style pilgrimage through the arizona desert looking for a way for bernie to win, only to be found dead a week later of dehydration

Either that or his new nickname would quickly become 'the desert creeper'

 

[mothman96]

So when is the insane town pedo going to give us a look at his 18 yr old Korean girlfriend.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas gonna mukbang that bitch.

(Yeah right)

 

[Wernology]

Both the state and county put Biden ahead of Bernie, narrowly.

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Wish our political savant would make a video to chime in on DNC primary results. Though I know he’s too busy savoring those final few hours of warmth at the public library, he wouldn’t want to risk getting thrown out in today’s weather

I’d personally love to see him get banned from River Park Square. It’d be interesting to see where he’d shuffle off to and creep next- probably under the I-90 overpass. From across the street he can leer at the Lewis & Clark freshman and try to buy them lunch



Sending him one-way to Green Valley, as has been mentioned before, would yield the funniest outcome. I’d spend a little bit of money to see him in AZ. Rubs me the wrong way that Myrna just passed him off on the state of WA, and quite frankly Lucas homeless in Tucson (closest city to GV) is much funnier than his current situation in Spokane



Edit: Lucas has a girlfriend, glad he can return to being a normal, productive 40 year old. Nothing standing in his way now, not even agephobia!
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HOW does he not find it even the ittyist bittyist suspect that his To The Letter Dream Girl that he's talked about on his youtube channel for almost the past 8 months just suddenly manifests when he's arguably at his lowest point in years?

Like, for real, it's not hard to piece together his ramblings and figure out his current version of a dream girl is an 18 year old "Asian woman" (close second place "black girl") and he just HAPPENS to get a hookup with an 18 year old Korean woman who lives in Spokane?

Bet he forgot all about his whole series of, "Make me a video or live chat with me or fuck off, I BELIEVE NOTHING WITHOUT PROOF!" videos the second his lizard brain thought a hot Korean barely legal teen wanted to ride his microdick.

He is so comically stupid he could be a villain in a straight to DVD kids movie.

This one might be the catfish that pushes him over the edge.

 

[WonderWino]

Both the state and county put Biden ahead of Bernie, narrowly.

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Wish our political savant would make a video to chime in on DNC primary results. Though I know he’s too busy savoring those final few hours of warmth at the public library, he wouldn’t want to risk getting thrown out in today’s weather

I’d personally love to see him get banned from River Park Square. It’d be interesting to see where he’d shuffle off to and creep next- probably under the I-90 overpass. From across the street he can leer at the Lewis & Clark freshman and try to buy them lunch



Sending him one-way to Green Valley, as has been mentioned before, would yield the funniest outcome. I’d spend a little bit of money to see him in AZ. Rubs me the wrong way that Myrna just passed him off on the state of WA, and quite frankly Lucas homeless in Tucson (closest city to GV) is much funnier than his current situation in Spokane



Edit: Lucas has a girlfriend, glad he can return to being a normal, productive 40 year old. Nothing standing in his way now, not even agephobia!
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Ten bucks says this '18 year old korean chick' is a catfish set up for him by that guy in utah. This is an even more obvious catfish scam than the last one. The fact that lucas keeps getting baited this easily shows just how stupid and insane he is. He is a literal walking definition of repeating the same actions and expecting different results

ffs hes homeless, living in a shelter after admitting to getting kicked out for being a harassing nutcase, and he legitimately thinks this 18 year old is real and actually wants him. and even if by some miracle of satan she actually was some woman who was in fact real it would only be proof that she has serious mental health problems herself and that lucas should have the cops called on his ass for exploiting a mentally deficient teen

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Ten bucks says this '18 year old korean chick' is a catfish set up for him by that guy in utah. This is an even more obvious catfish scam than the last one. The fact that lucas keeps getting baited this easily shows just how stupid and insane he is. He is a literal walking definition of repeating the same actions and expecting different results

ffs hes homeless, living in a shelter after admitting to getting kicked out for being a harassing nutcase, and he legitimately thinks this 18 year old is real and actually wants him. and even if by some miracle of satan she actually was some woman who was in fact real it would only be proof that she has serious mental health problems herself and that lucas should have the cops called on his ass for exploiting a mentally deficient teen

Asian women are easier to pretend to be younger than they are, so I'm pretty sure it's a catfish. Kinda surprised Lucas is willing to date anyone not white, given how much of a racist he is, and how all his prey tends to be white kids. Yellow fever Lucas would at least be an interesting arc

 

[WonderWino]

Asian women are easier to pretend to be younger than they are, so I'm pretty sure it's a catfish. Kinda surprised Lucas is willing to date anyone not white, given how much of a racist he is, and how all his prey tends to be white kids. Yellow fever Lucas would at least be an interesting arc

The fact he is racist as fuck is exactly why it doesn't surprise me he wants an asian. He's stupid enough to believe shes 18 and legitimately into him, therefore it stands to reason that he would also buy into the stereotype that all asian women are submissive cock hungry sluts that love white guys. It fits with his mentality perfectly. 18 and submissive so he can get whatever he wants

It shows just how much of a predator he is and makes it clear just how laughably obvious his thought process is

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I think Lucas knows these are all trolls. He admits he's cautious giving out info because they could be trolls. It's that in his position, he needs to grasp on to the one-in-a-trillion chance a Gen Z college chick wants to be near him. I'd normally be against this catfishing, like with Chris, but Lucas deserves this.

 

[Wernology]

The fact he is racist as fuck is exactly why it doesn't surprise me he wants an asian. He's stupid enough to believe shes 18 and legitimately into him, therefore it stands to reason that he would also buy into the stereotype that all asian women are submissive cock hungry sluts that love white guys. It fits with his mentality perfectly. 18 and submissive so he can get whatever he wants

It shows just how much of a predator he is and makes it clear just how laughably obvious his thought process is

I would be willing to bet he's refocused on Asian women because he's got it stuck in his head that they're more submissive (unlike the black girls, not women, they were nearly always 'black girls' in his videos, who I'm sure he decided were too loud and aggressive for his tastes) and he'd be able to make them do exactly what he wants without any protest on his part.

Bonus angle: There's a 0% chance he also doesn't think an Asian woman would mind his thumb drive sized dick because "Asian men have small dicks" stereotype.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Hope they troll him into travelling for a meet.He got catfished to CouerD'aleine (ID)once?

 

[Rogowski]

Best case scenario Lucas is getting catfished again and he’s gunna end up institutionalized again.

Another option is that this might be related to the sperg in this thread than said “his friend” is taking an interest in Lucas and is going to try and help him get his shit together.

Bonus option: It’s Ben Palmer and he’s going to show the world how gay Lucas is by tricking him into having phone sex with him.