Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Rescuetoast]

Well said, and on that note, if lucas can contribute anything to society its being a walking case study as to what happens when severely mentally ill people refuse to take their medication. His history should be something doctors show to mentally ill patients as a warning about what can happen to them if they refuse their medication. Such an example might just save a few lives

This is an unfortunate reality of schizophrenia- it destroys your brain, progressively and observably. It’s so so so important to get regular mental health care and maintenance medication because of the progressive nature of the disease. It fuckin sucks and it’s not fair to anyone who has it, but there’s stuff you can do to mitigate it so you don’t end up... like this.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I'd normally be against this catfishing, like with Chris, but Lucas deserves this.

I agree. I don't object to catfishing on moral grounds. I just prefer organic, free range tard come to forced content. But catfishing Lucas is good form and produces good content because:
1. Fuck Lucas
2. He falls for it again and again
3. It reveals one of his most humorous character flaws, his total lack of insight into his own value. Narcissism, fantastic self importance. Lucas believes that of course a hot, 18 year old Korean would be into him, despite the fact that he's a broken, schizo homeless creep, and despite the fact the last 10 girls he talked to were catfish, because he's Lucas and Lucas is rad.

When Lucas realizes what's going on, he'll be one step closer to the laughing academy.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

I agree. I don't object to catfishing on moral grounds. I just prefer organic, free range tard come to forced content. But catfishing Lucas is good form and produces good content because:
1. Fuck Lucas
2. He falls for it again and again
3. It reveals one of his most humorous character flaws, his total lack of insight into his own value. Narcissism, fantastic self importance. Lucas believes that of course a hot, 18 year old Korean would be into him, despite the fact that he's a broken, schizo homeless creep, and despite the fact the last 10 girls he talked to were catfish, because he's Lucas and Lucas is rad.

When Lucas realizes what's going on, he'll be one step closer to the laughing academy.

It's fucking hilarious that pretty much any other day Lucas is getting catfished and still somehow hasn't figured it out. Are we up to 9 times now?

 

[A whole lotta nope]

Finally got back on some wifi, here's the latest from earlier this evening.

What in the actual fuck does hair have to do with personality!? His brain is fried.

Lucas : you have the personality of wet bread. You offer nothing. You talk about the same subject ad nauseam. You're boring as fuck. you're homeless, you're overweight, and you're mentally ill. You contribute nothing to society. Your own family has had enough of your shit and has allowed you to live on the streets. This girl that you're talking to? She's catfishing you dude. No sane woman of any age wants you. Unless you get mental help, you will die alone in the gutter.

 

[Krathnami]

What in the actual fuck does hair have to do with personality!? His brain is fried.

Lucas : you have the personality of wet bread. You offer nothing. You talk about the same subject ad nauseam. You're boring as fuck. you're homeless, you're overweight, and you're mentally ill. You contribute nothing to society. Your own family has had enough of your shit and has allowed you to live on the streets. This girl that you're talking to? She's catfishing you dude. No sane woman of any age wants you. Unless you get mental help, you will die alone in the gutter.

Don’t forget he’s stupid too. My personal favorite Lucas delusion is that he’s a pseudo-intellectual when in fact he’s just a tard.

 

[Club Sandwich]

Edit: Lucas has a girlfriend, glad he can return to being a normal, productive 40 year old. Nothing standing in his way now, not even agephobia!
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lmao

take some info from a GI that has done a tour near the Jidae at the proving grounds NE of Seoul: if he's somehow going out with a K girl, i doubt it will last long for a variety of reasons.

Spoiler: from when i did a 3 year stint in SK...

many of the younger Korean women are fairly high maintenance (not necessarily demanding money, but ostentaseous and lavish lifestyle of a romance is the big thing to be visible with in public. if you aren't into a girl that demands some legit hard work and the best effort for appearance, then you might want to feel it out well before hand, because half-ass is not going to cut it. the few exceptions are legit gifted people in music, art, science, et c or very wealthy business men.

it's a very appearance-oriented popular culture: plastic surgery is a graduation gift in SK and looking fabulous is more important sometimes than less visible qualities. i could see some college girl maybe wanting to score an easy visa, but that's... unlikely.

also unlike Japanese or Chinese girls, Korean-American girls tend to be assertive and confident - they know what they want and have a good idea of how to get there. expect lots of opinions and possibly mild prodding along the lines of "why aren't we like that?". mainland K girls tend to be a bit more polite and demure, but have largely the same traits - it's a cultural thing. it's also a cultural thing for the guys to spoil their girlfriends shamelessly, expected even. and "spoil" doesn't necessarily mean "expensive", but more on "excessive effort and attention".

fun fact: korean girls lead SK's young offender murder statistics a full 400% higher than korean boys because of how viciously competitive some aspects of life are - it breeds incredible jealously and strong feelings.

 

[Wernology]

lmao

take from a GI that has done a tour near the Jidae at the proving grounds NE of Seoul - if he's somehow going out with a K girl, i doubt it will last long for a variety of reasons.

Spoiler: from when i did a 3 year stint in SK...

if you aren't into a high than average maintenance girl that demands some legit hard work and the best effort for appearance, a Korean girl is not going to cut it. the few exceptions are legit gifted people in music, art, science, et c or very wealthy business men. plastic surgery is a graduation gift in SK and you sure aren't dating an NK ex pat. i could see some college girl maybe wanting to score an easy visa, but thats... unlikely.

also unlike Japanese or Chinese girls, Korean-American girls are absolutely assertive and confident - they know what they want and have a good idea of how to get there. expect lots of opinions and possibly shaming along the lines of "why are we less than them". mainland K girls tend to be a bit more polite an demure, but have largely the same traits - it's a cultural thing. it's also a cultural thing for the guys to spoil their girlfriends shamelessly, borderline expected. and "spoil" doesn't necessarily mean "expensive", but more on "effort".

fun fact: korean girls lead SK's young offender murder statistics a full 400% higher than korean boys.

Are you trying to say that taking her to low grade sushi, Red Robin, or Churchill's (but not all three in the same month, he's not made of money you left wing republican nazi biden lover oligarch) once every 1-2 months and flashing your EBT card isn't spoiling a lady rotten?

 

[WonderWino]

Are you trying to say that taking her to low grade sushi, Red Robin, or Churchill's (but not all three in the same month, he's not made of money you left wing republican nazi biden lover oligarch) once every 1-2 months and flashing your EBT card isn't spoiling a lady rotten?

The way lucas brags about his EBT card reminds me of those american express commercials from the late 90s with jerry seinfeld. Lucas acts like he expect women to see his EBT card as if it were a black american express card

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas needs to move to one of the states where restaurants can accept EBT. I know California and Arizona still do.

 

[BIG CATS]

Lucas needs to move to one of the states where restaurants can accept EBT. I know California and Arizona still do.

Since Lucas reads this, here’s a list of all the restaurants he can visit on the government’s dime in Tucson



Plus his plastic hobo brandy would only cost half as much in AZ, providing lots more drunken rants. Some of his best mooing was around the time he kept showing off his liquor consumption.

 

[Da Dude123]

He could use his EBT card to eat at Hungry Howe's. He could even use it to treat "m'ladies" to dinner there. He would make videos about this! I doubt the cow would ride the dog out to Tucson for a new ragman life, but would make for a new interesting saga to the cow thread.

Since Lucas reads this, here’s a list of all the restaurants he can visit on the government’s dime in Tucson

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Plus his plastic hobo brandy would only cost half as much in AZ, providing lots more drunken rants. Some of his best mooing was around the time he kept showing off his liquor consumption.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Some of his best mooing was around the time he kept showing off his liquor consumption.

I agree, and I had high hopes for his drinking. Addiction is the only thing not going wrong in his life (besides confinement, actually), and he could change that.

It'd be dandy if we could add "alcoholic" to "fat, poor, old, unemployed, homeless, diabetic, schizophrenic, MRSA infected, short dicked pedo creeper." Or better yet, "meth addict," but as amusing as a spun out Lucas would be, it's unlikely. So alcohol it is. He loves his brandy.

Without rent to pay, Lucas will have more tax payer money to invest in brandy. Perhaps he'd find that it gives him confidence or lowers his inhibitions, makes it easier to talk to fertile Zoomer queens, and dulls the sharp edge of his loneliness. It'd also give him something to do all day.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This is an older vid that's particularly hilarious now.

Luke talking about how much better he is than homeless people, and how it's their own fault that they're homeless.

Ah, karma.

 

[Rescuetoast]

I mean Lucas pretty much is already a tweaker, he just doesn’t need a crushing meth addiction to be paranoid and fixate on things and hallucinate.

 

[Rogowski]

The only thing that would change if Lucas was on meth is that he’d be unable to control his libido and would watch teenie porn on the library computers from open to close

 

[BIG CATS]

This is an older vid that's particularly hilarious now.

Big fan of watching that one slowed to 0.5x playback, from 3:25. Straight horror movie shit, makes me laugh every time.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Since Lucas reads this, here’s a list of all the restaurants he can visit on the government’s dime in Tucson

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Plus his plastic hobo brandy would only cost half as much in AZ, providing lots more drunken rants. Some of his best mooing was around the time he kept showing off his liquor consumption.

Tuscon you say??

Tooter-Wernster mash-up???

 

[Eddward]

Tuscon you say??

Tooter-Wernster mash-up???

Lucas would hate Tooter as he got the one thing Lucas has always wanted: underage poon. Even if that was a long time ago. Still, I'd pay to see them interact.

 

[BIG CATS]

Lucas posting bible verses. Lol. Probably the only free book he’s had around since the library shut down.



Hope he treats himself to a nice strong drink (or eight) and a hearty home cooked Chef Wern meal today.
I’d probably actually give him $3/month on Patreon if he made more mixology and cooking content.
I can picture him now- howling racial epithets at Gen Z girls, attempting to microwave random vegetables in ranch dressing while sipping a 50:50 cocktail of two buck chuck and Malibu rum.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

LOL at Lucas spamming Bible verses to feel superior - now he just needs a train obsession and he can be like Len Shaner (it was funny back in the summer of 2015)

I can guarantee that for every Bible verse he spams to feel better, there are at least a dozen that could be used against him. I'd go with Romans 1:18-32, which is about degenerates, for starters.

Edit - he knows as much about the Bible as he does about politics or science - he just parrots back stuff that he likes and that sounds good to him without understanding anything about it