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Stress and anxiety. Get off the web, away from tv/radio, don't think about it for a few hours. Try to relax. using your preferred method.My immune system is in full flight all the time. My body is always having a kind of semi cytokine storm where it attacks itself. Yesterday I cleaned out my lower shelves to make space for my tins of beans and pasta and whatnot. Today I can hardly walk. My legs and thighs feel like I have been doing serious squats. I feel bruised. I can only move very slow. My muscles are releasing poisons that are slowly infecting my heart and you can die from this if it's not taken care of. Do I go to the doctor and get the WuFlu? Or do I just keep slowly fading away, hoping I don't get the WuFlu which might kill me? Tough one.
What is up with this? I had someone tell me she only buys a four pack every week, and she's out. Two days ago I gave her one from my storage and she's already telling me I need to give her another one because she's out. How do you use that much in two days? That's like germophobe quad-stacking before lifting the lid and touching everything. It seems like half the world tosses a quarter pound of paper in when they use the guest bathroom anyway.Just because I identify as a female and a lesbian doesn't mean I have a vagina bigot.
I was just explaining to the virgin why a pack of TP doesn't last for over a year in most households.
Please don't be the exceptional sucker who gives their supplies away. Especially don't give shit to people who will come back demanding more. The apocalypse isn't even in full swing and you're already getting raided, goddamn.What is up with this? I had someone tell me she only buys a four pack every week, and she's out. Two days ago I gave her one from my storage and she's already telling me I need to give her another one because she's out. How do you use that much in two days? That's like germophobe quad-stacking before lifting the lid and touching everything. It seems like half the world tosses a quarter pound of paper in when they use the guest bathroom anyway.
I was able to three bottles there, but now they are all out, just like everywhere else.Happy 800 pages everybody. Remember you can get hand sanitizer at places like Office Max or Staples. Get creative with your panic shopping.
Tell her to choke on your dick. Literally. Trade TP for BJs.What is up with this? I had someone tell me she only buys a four pack every week, and she's out. Two days ago I gave her one from my storage and she's already telling me I need to give her another one because she's out. How do you use that much in two days? That's like germophobe quad-stacking before lifting the lid and touching everything. It seems like half the world tosses a quarter pound of paper in when they use the guest bathroom anyway.
Well, one thing the upper midwest has in spades is social distancing and a metric shitton of physical reserve. We don't hold hands, smooch cheeks or touch each other in any way unless we are either sexually involved or family, and family is damn lucky to get that awkward hug and brief cheek peck. Believe me, even footsie in the midwest is a highly nuanced signal.I like how they're not mentioning where the other 8 cases are.
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- 6 in Fond du Lac County
- 4 in Dane County
- 3 in Sheboygan County
- 2 in Milwaukee County
- 1 each in Racine, Waukesha, and Pierce Counties.
Here's the link.
My 73-year old mother has gone to a nail salon that is run by Hmongs and those of Hmong descent (I hope). I feel that's counter-intuitive to not getting a disease that originated from an Asian country.
Just now I was digging out my gardening stuff, and I came across some hand sanitizer and clorox wipes left over from a camping trip awhile back and started giggling like a madman, like I had struck gold. What the hell is Coronachan doing to our collective minds? I've keep telling myself I won't panic until the beer runs out...
Well, one thing the upper midwest has in spades is social distancing and a metric shitton of physical reserve. We don't hold hands, smooch cheeks or touch each other in any way unless we are either sexually involved or family, and family is damn lucky to get that awkward hug and brief cheek peck. Believe me, even footsie in the midwest is a highly nuanced signal.
This ain't gonna rip thru Milwaukee like it did Italy.