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I stopped drinking when I started using nutmeg recreationally. I have 50 pounds of nutmeg and I'm going to be wicked stoned.
Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big
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I stopped drinking when I stopped working at a company that was 80% women.
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My friend is in France, and she says that shit is starting to hit the fan. They're probably going to go under like Italy and Hubei did, and how Spain is going to tomorrow. Denmark just went under too. I wouldn't be surprised if at least a few states go under this week too.
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So after 800 pages it seems that as more evidence comes out that myself, a former smoker (5 years ago) that only 'needs' to take an allergy pill and antacid, should be pretty alright.
Just gotta keep exercising, eating healthier than I used to, and take me vitamins. I'm feeling pretty
Just gotta keep exercising, eating healthier than I used to, and take me vitamins. I'm feeling pretty
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Adverse possession - Wikipedia
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We already have mechanisms in place anyway. Problem is that nobody wants to live in Chicago, Detroit or the uninhabited parts of the country.
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ditto
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This is a copy of the notes apparently taken by an audience member on a UCSF Panel held on March 10th.
Nothing confidential here, but these notes have been making the social media rounds without confirmation from UCSF, so I'd take it with some scepticism.
Easier to read version is here: UCSF COVID-19 Panel Notes
Edit: This panel doesn't appear to have existed and there is not legitimate link to these notes outside chain mail. This is looking like Fake News made up to scare boomers.
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Where I grew up, plenty of kids on free lunch had food at home, but took the school meals because the schools would bring in expensive brand name junk foods for breakfast, and regularly had junk foods at lunch. Back then, nobody's mom was buying brand name Fruity Pebbles and pre-made chocolate milk. Whoever signed that first junk food deal was an evil genius.
Radical Cadre
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Yes they are wrong.
Giving a mental patient or a junkie or a junkie mental patient a home isn't going to solve the underlying problem and it will just lower property values when they inevitably fuck the property up and it will put innocent neighbors at risk.
We need to bring back institutions and employ modern psychological and medical techniques within said institutions.
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Likely afraid some overweight power scooter connoisseur will get a rash and then sue them.
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No, 1.5 Million dead won't be fun, you fucking asshole. People can rate me MOTI, but you're always going on about how you've been looking forward to something like this. Go neck yourself, you nihilistic faggot.
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I saw this #HighRiskCovid19 it has some actual sick people. Though you'll start to see a lot of that Fibro and undiagnosed diseases.
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737 MAX Stan Account
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I myself would rather we bring back gladiatorial death matches. Who wouldn't want to see meth heads and schizos fight to the death with glass shards, trash can lids and 2x4s? Maybe we can turn Donga's iron buffalo into an iron chariot! He'd go 10000-0!
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Two cases have been confirmed in Allegheny County and the St. Patrick's Day Parade has been cancelled as a result. What is the logical thing to do? Go out and drink a shitton in extremely crowded settings.
Teghan Simonton on Twitter
“Two presumed positive cases of coronavirus were announced in #Pittsburgh today - but that is definitely not stopping the St. Patrick’s Day festivities. Here’s a look at Carson Street on the South Side. @TribLIVE https://t.co/8JDYepBhEi”twitter.com
Shelby Cassesse on Twitter
“Business as usual on the South Side for St. Patrick’s Day. We’re talking to people down here about why coronavirus didn’t keep them home. https://t.co/y52zb4klTK”
Teghan Simonton on Twitter
“Another look at the South Side. A lot of told me the St. Patrick’s Day crowd this year is much more “subdued” than usual. #Pittsburgh @TribLIVE https://t.co/ke8rNNPqTF”
This is probably happening all across America at this time. You... you know this virus has an incubation period of up to fourteen days, right? Goddamn Millenials.
I was invited to go to a St. Patrick's Day parade that was supposed to happen today (as I mentioned before in this thread). Before it was canceled yesterday, I said that I wasn't going earlier in the week. After the parade was canceled, some of my friends were still planning to do a bar crawl in the area because they "aren't going to let this hysteria ruin their St. Patrick's Day weekend."
One of my friends tried to reach out to me to convince me to go out since the parade got canceled. I still said no, for a plethora of what should be obvious reasons. I currently have a sore throat right now, too (no fever, no cough, no chest pains-- 99.9% sure it's only the Spring cold that I get like clockwork around this time every year). But still, I'm not taking chances, and I even forced my husband to call in to work to request teleworking for the upcoming week because of my symptoms. It's not panicking when this is literally a national emergency; it's common fucking sense.
Even after telling her I had a sore throat, it still did not register to her. She still can't understand why I stayed home. I love my friend, but goddamn is she being a moron about this.
Anyway, I am bummed about the timing of all of this. St. Patrick's Day is one of my favorite holidays and times of the year. I even have family gatherings around this holiday out of tradition and I always look forward to them. I had my calendar filled this week with fun and social stuff planned. I want to do this stuff, but do you know what I want even more? For my Boomer parents not to fucking die. I think I can afford to postpone celebrations this year! I don't think that a bar crawl is worth it right now. At all.
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2 MEN ENTER! 1 MAN LEAVES! 2 MEN ENTER! 1 MAN LEAVES!
That or we introduce RollerBall (THE ORIGINAL) or the Running Man (Arnold=awesome). fuck the remakes hollywood always takes the soul of movies and corrupts it with corona-chan.
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I know I've spent the entirety of this thread saying, "Things are going to be fairly bad, but not apocalyptically bad. We'll be fine." I'm starting to change my tune. Not because of the virus, but because of how fucking stupid people are.
Rumors I've heard today:
Seattle is on lock-down. Trump has deployed the army (not the National Guard, the full-blown army with tanks) to the city to ensure nobody goes or leaves. My wife had friends living in the city who were telling her this.
My own hometown is also under quarantine (with no reported cases) and the National Guard have been deployed to enforce it. My hometown has less than twenty-thousand people. The local sheriff's office had so many calls about it from people sharing on social media that they had to release an official statement saying it was obvious bullshit.
This coupled with people buying twelve years worth of toilet paper for no fucking reason have made me pretty MATI and salty today. What the fuck are you going to use all that paper for? If it gets so bad that you run out of toilet paper, just fucking shit and shower. Holy shit. There isn't a scrap of meat, milk, or toilet paper to be had in my town. The fucking produce section? Stocked fucking full. There's more dry rice and beans in my local grocery than I could eat in a thousand lifetimes, because none of the stupid fucks around here even know how to cook it in the first place.
Rumors I've heard today:
Seattle is on lock-down. Trump has deployed the army (not the National Guard, the full-blown army with tanks) to the city to ensure nobody goes or leaves. My wife had friends living in the city who were telling her this.
My own hometown is also under quarantine (with no reported cases) and the National Guard have been deployed to enforce it. My hometown has less than twenty-thousand people. The local sheriff's office had so many calls about it from people sharing on social media that they had to release an official statement saying it was obvious bullshit.
This coupled with people buying twelve years worth of toilet paper for no fucking reason have made me pretty MATI and salty today. What the fuck are you going to use all that paper for? If it gets so bad that you run out of toilet paper, just fucking shit and shower. Holy shit. There isn't a scrap of meat, milk, or toilet paper to be had in my town. The fucking produce section? Stocked fucking full. There's more dry rice and beans in my local grocery than I could eat in a thousand lifetimes, because none of the stupid fucks around here even know how to cook it in the first place.
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What are Andy and Tonka doing lately? Are they still alive?
Also your idea is better than mine and I have changed my opinion to death matches. California was heading that way anyway before this virus.
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Nah, you’re just a fuckstick that needs to be lined up against a wall and shot.
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Exhibit A as to why we need to bring back institutionalization for mental health.
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