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"Only some old people will die." "It's going to wipe out half the world's population."
"The hot weather will help neutralize it." "It's still going strong in hot climates and will be even worse next winter."
"Everyone's overreacting, it'll blow over in a couple months." "All the governments know something we don't and that's why everything's shutting down."
"Most people will just have mild symptoms." "It will ravage your body and leave you a shambled husk for life."

I don't even know what to think anymore. Every day it's 50 wildly different outlooks rapid firing and bouncing all over each other that I want to just tune it all out, but I know I can't because it's important to remain informed. I just wish things were more definitive instead of this constant "He said she said" insanity...
To be fair, the virus is new to everyone so I think people are trying to find ways to make it make sense. It reminds me of when the Plague hit Italy in 1347. At the time, some people believed that the Plague was caused by miasma (bad air). As a result, many people started burning incense and putting flowers/herbs next to their face (sweeter air was believed to combat the Plague). In fact, the beak in a plague doctor mask had herbs stored in it. Comparatively, today we know about germ theory as well as how viruses are spread. We also have access to modern medical technology to increase chances of survival. It’s definitely hard to know what to think sometimes, but only time will tell.
 
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Here’s the sauce.
 
Report from Kansas.

Due to the Karens roaming up to a 100 miles from their big city suburbs and basically looting small town stores in order to sell it on eBay and in their little Etsy shops and shit for 10X what they paid for it. The FB groups and shit were all laughing about it.

Now Kansas is going "No you don't" and some eBay resellers and the like on Craigslist have gotten Cease & Desist orders already and are whining.

My favorite was from a closed FB group, this fuckhead saying "I'm barely recouping my money after my cut, my cousin's cut, my brother's cut, gas, renting a U-Haul and shipping! I'm only personally making a profit of $4 a roll!" and then whining that he was stuck with SEVENTEEN FUCKING THOUSAND antibacterial handwashes and FIFTY THOUSAND rolls of toilet paper.

"Aren't I entitled to make money?" was his big whine like a dozen times in the post.

I'd like to entitle him a 5.56mm in the forehead.

In other news, heard 2 trains last night. Haven't heard any tonight during my night shift.

Local highway is dead when it comes to semis, even less cars.

Other people who were "It's only a flu, bro" as little as 5 days ago are now begging on FB and shit for people to help them out.

Rumors are out there, but you know how rumors are.

Joke for the day: Did you hear about the serial killer Mexican train murderer? He had locomotives.
 

I'm not saying it couldn't happen. I'm just saying it didn't.

The chances of Cuba finding anything when they can't find a fuck to give for their starving population, is highly goddamn unlikely.

The governor of Illinois is yelling at Trump to "do something" about the crowds at O'Hare. I realize that he's a fat, lazy grifter who's trying to play political sabotage here, but he's not powerless to stop the crowding.

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My favorite was from a closed FB group, this fuckhead saying "I'm barely recouping my money after my cut, my cousin's cut, my brother's cut, gas, renting a U-Haul and shipping! I'm only personally making a profit of $4 a roll!" and then whining that he was stuck with SEVENTEEN FUCKING THOUSAND antibacterial handwashes and FIFTY THOUSAND rolls of toilet paper.

"Aren't I entitled to make money?" was his big whine like a dozen times in the post.

I'd tell him to blow his nose and dry his tears with all that toilet paper.
 
I'm not saying it couldn't happen. I'm just saying it didn't.

The chances of Cuba finding anything when they can't find a fuck to give for their starving population, is highly goddamn unlikely.

The governor of Illinois is yelling at Trump to "do something" about the crowds at O'Hare. I realize that he's a fat, lazy grifter who's trying to play political sabotage here, but he's not powerless to stop the crowding.

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I'd tell him to blow his nose and dry his tears with all that toilet paper.
DO what?
I am unsure what they want?
I'd love to see them cancel all domestic flights and watch em ree
 
It's been said before, but some people seem to like they will be spectators to the whole thing, just watching people riot and die through their screens, and they will stay comfy with tendies. It's a weirdly NEET attitude.



Why bother sending your kid to school at all if the products of that school system talk like they have a mouth full of ham and motor oil?
 
So now there is a new popular HashTag going around called "#HighRiskCovid19" Where a bunch of Fat Women are trying to hijack the hashtag from people who were born with immunocompromised diseases and using the hashtag for their excuse of being fat and therefore at higher risk. I got a HashTag for them its called #GettingInShape4Covid

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Gotta love that after reading this and then looking down at the reactions in the lower left corner, The first name listed is "Kill all wales". Just made my night.
 
Well it finally hit my local grocery store. TP, bread, crackers, detergent, potatoes, canned food, pasta and sauce, flour; all wiped out. Milk, bottled water, pet food, charcoal, and meats hit hard. Camping stoves, propane, nitrile gloves in automotive, water filters, empty water jugs; not affected.
 
Well it finally hit my local grocery store. TP, bread, crackers, detergent, potatoes, canned food, pasta and sauce, flour; all wiped out. tard cum, bottled water, pet food, charcoal, and meats hit hard. Camping stoves, propane, nitrile gloves in automotive, water filters, empty water jugs; not affected.
Ours wasn't too different. Things missing: TP, one very specific type of onion (but not the others), rice, beans, sugar.

Things not missing: nitrile gloves, expectorant medicines (mucinex, sudafed et. al), actual foodstuffs.
 
Good time to start a sanitation business.

Figure out if you need a license to operate in your country and start calling around. You will meet store owners who will tell you about health and safety, figure out a way to provide such services profitably.

Pandemics are opportunities. You are contributing to society on the downside, find ways to convert your labor into liquidity.

During the Wack out DoT.Com era while I was bullshitting with the elite in the region I am now living in, usually while golfing (fucking hate that sport but you gotta to and get the connections) they will ALWAYS ask about what line of work that you are in and of course I'll tell them that I'm in the Death Industry, particularly in Forensic Cleaning (that's PC term now) and I tell them I made my fortune off of the dumb asses who spatter their brains off in their nice fancy expensive cars that need to be resold, to pay off their million dollar losses after bankruptcy. It either scars them off or they get really interested on the stories I have to tell them and they are a lot.

You can make millions in anything that you want to do IF you have the will power and the drive to do so. And I can tell you that I retired in my early 40's and tell people back than and now to go fuck yourselves. You want to be rich and not put the time in, you can go and kiss my old hairy ass because I'm not helping ya.

If you are good with your hands and you got an idea to make it happen you can be rich. You are referred as a Blue Collar Millionaire. And be proud of that because you made it by working with your hands. Also the Blue Collar Millionaires I associate with are pretty damn easy going. They can/need to be assholes in business but they can gear down and shoot the breeze with you over dinner and a beer. And if they don't tell them to fuck off as well.

That is the life style you want. To be free of the rat race. Anyone can do it, but they must want it. Again you MUST want it.

I take it back actually; I blame them for landing themselves here in the first place. Who the fuck goes on a cruise after the Diseased Princess fiasco, much less with the same company? It's their own fault that they're in this mess and it's their fault that they're contaminating the base. I'm starting to low-key hope that their stay here ends in them either starving, dying of WuFlu or rioting and getting a hot lead shower from Security Forces. Just thinking about what they've done makes me genuinely mad on the internet. Between their stupid asses and the exceptional military brass who never cared about containment, I'm probably going to die inside of two months.

You are not going to die but I agree with your comment

To see if you live in an area full of idiot panic buyers or true sane folks you need to check 3 things at the store and if they are out of stock or not

1. Salt
2. Flour
3. Rice

If you see these 3 things utterly out you are reasonably assured that people around you are at least someone cognizant of how to make food, prepare leftover, and to survive. these are areas that would be good to note for later when the zombies come and you will probably need to be armed in order to 'liberate' goods.

If those 3 are heavily stocked still you will be assured your idiot neighbors will be banging on your door asking how to make bread, a cup full of rice to feed their family, or be desperate enough to come for you.

I'm looking forward to a giant bake off here in April with some sourdough culture, chocolate chip cookies, and spaghetti.

Also hording water is beyond dumb. It comes from the tap, not good enough for you? Boil it.

Shit I need to get some propane refills here as I'm doing a BBQ here soon. I hope that isn't all sold out too.

In further related CoronaChan News, God Emperor Orangello was tested recently and the US has passed the big 2k!

90%+ alcohol is sold out nearly everywhere, same with Hydrogen Peroixide. Aloe Vera gel is gone from online stores, I even went to a hippy granola crunchy whole foody place and they were empty of that stuff.

Speaking of shop rags this stuff I swear by as it cleans god awful everything on your hands after working on your car and smells not too shabby:


You need a protein and spices I recommend Beans and whatever spices you can get your hands on.

Salt, pepper, Garlic powder, onion power, and anything else that suits your fancy.

I have canned chili as well as dried beans in storage, but a great deal of frozen and some dried meat. I'm not going to go hungery for months on end. But this is my life style I have been living for 35 years. Buy things on sale, store them properly, rotate your perishables on a routine basis and you will never go hungry and you will be saving money in the long run...
To make money is to save money and with that money you invest wisely for your future.

It can’t be flushed but it’s just as good in a pinch. I wonder if they will start clearing those out too soon.

Depends on the type of wipe and where you live. In my area where I live I can cut them up into smaller pieces and flush them down normally, but I rarely use wipes and if I do they have less plastic in them and more on the organic side of things.

Best to feed the corpses to pigs and then eat the pigs.
Well... shit... that is so scary right... I'll leave that there.

Yeah, at the commissary (military grocery store) today there was a couple much older than me ahead of me in the checkout line. Both the man and woman looked very frail. Noticed he was wearing gloves. They kept their shopping cart between me and them in line, for the protection of distance.

For some reason don't believe all the "guests" who bought up so much at the commissary today will be doing it next Saturday. The garrison commander sets the policies on signing guests into the commissary. He didn't like what he saw today. Commissary manager emailed me and said to expect a change next week, and they were looking at imposing item limits on certain products. Have no problem with any authorized patron shopping at the commissary, but fuck any shitbag from downtown shopping there that hasn't earned the privilege.

Commissary prices can be as much as 30% or more cheaper than the same item downtown. Food is sold at cost plus a 5% surcharge to pay for building new commissaries and revamping old ones. Tax-free. You can pay to have your groceries bagged and taken to your vehicle, or you can bag your own. Can also self-checkout. Accepts coupons, WIC, and food stamps.

I expect a rather different shopping experience next Saturday.


Added - am a boomer. Have health issues. Not sweating this at all. Find the widespread run of fear and ignorance disgusting. Fuck running scared. Nothing wrong with being prudent, though. Just relax and keep things in perspective.

Jones Generation - The Generation that is fucking up the world right now. For the most part in my case I've got things covered however in my region as I said yesterday things went sideways with the general populous as they are getting aggressive.

A poster who I now can not find commented about the economic damage and people getting laid off due to the disruption of this situation.

My only comment is that you must be able to have 3 to 6 months of money to cover your expenses. I do not think this situation will be that long but if stupid people continue to do what they are doing now then I would not be surprised that the increase of people being laid off will increase and the economic situation will linger longer.

1. You must understand no one is really going to help you. If you are a dumb fuck who did not pay attention to this or in reality your fucking life and suddenly a crisis happens?? Who's fault it is? It's not mine fault that I have spent calmly doing the things that what was taught to me by my previous generation... and it is no one else's fault as well. So from here on out you can be a clueless dick or you can listen to some of the people in here to give you ideas on what to do, because just maybe they have been through a crisis similar to this. Listen... take notes and see if they can apply to your situation.

2. IMHO there is still time to set things up. Get your food stocks in order, canned and dry goods are still available. You can freeze milk, juices into smaller containers.

3. Plan out your meals. Make sure that there are no left overs. That is one of the reasons (the other was a request) I put my bread pudding recipe in here. Most people would have thrown away the stale bread. I made bread pudding and put in the freezer and thaw a few out when I'm going to have it. The same goes with the meat loaf. All of those small bits of veggies, pasta and other things can be combined with meat make a loaf, hamburger patties, meat balls, Tacos, meat sauce spaghetti, and so on. This means look at a cook book or go online to stretch your food dollars out.

4. Put aside money away and forget about until it is absolutely needed.

5. Never panic. That will get you killed faster than you can say "Mother Fucker" in certain situations. Just think things clearly out and get through the day.

6. Better read back on the postings in here to get an idea what is really going on and whom is giving out logical and reasonable advice to this situation.

If things go as I think they will go I believe there will be some tense moments, and some minor bullshit hitting your way but most viruses pass through about 3 months (IF not sooner) so there you have your window on what time this should pass. That's what preppers comment about having food for your family around the 90 day mark. This also depends on where you live and so on.

Today it was not so bad because it was raining and the low lives do not like water So I made my usual tags on what things are available to me and the mood of the people inside those stores and region where. The usual things are out as posted, but now the food basics are going up as the markets are taking advantage of the situation in my area. All of the cheap stuff are gone as well.

But what happened to me yesterday made me purchased something I really do not need at this moment as I was going to pick one up this summer. However things did get ugly yesterday and because of the pack mentality of low lives I figure to pick one up just in case the power goes down in my area.


I picked up a dual fuel generator. Because people think they can still get gas when the power goes down to fill their gas generators. There is a theme here of people wasting their time on things until the last minute... then they go Full on REEEtard action.

This should power up my refrigerator, freezer, lights, computers, TV, etc. if need be. I took a measurement with my watt meter before making the purchase.

My situation is different than yours. I'm just now reporting in my area on what is going on and using my skill sets to give out some advice. Do with it as you will.

I don't think I will need it but just in case I have to become a Roof Korean and start taking people out, I'll need to have those nice security lights going for better accuracy. Can't waste those bullets you know.. they cost money :smug: (yes this is a joke, better post this before the blue check marks start to screech and get their tips of their thumbs raw, because that's all they know how to do).

Anyway because of the weather the low lives did not get into their Denali's and have their 22" spinners get all dirty or something. That means they have to do something they are abhorred too.

That they have to do work.
 
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Report from Kansas.

Due to the Karens roaming up to a 100 miles from their big city suburbs and basically looting small town stores in order to sell it on eBay and in their little Etsy shops and shit for 10X what they paid for it. The FB groups and shit were all laughing about it.

Now Kansas is going "No you don't" and some eBay resellers and the like on Craigslist have gotten Cease & Desist orders already and are whining.

My favorite was from a closed FB group, this fuckhead saying "I'm barely recouping my money after my cut, my cousin's cut, my brother's cut, gas, renting a U-Haul and shipping! I'm only personally making a profit of $4 a roll!" and then whining that he was stuck with SEVENTEEN FUCKING THOUSAND antibacterial handwashes and FIFTY THOUSAND rolls of toilet paper.

"Aren't I entitled to make money?" was his big whine like a dozen times in the post.

I'd like to entitle him a 5.56mm in the forehead.

In other news, heard 2 trains last night. Haven't heard any tonight during my night shift.

Local highway is dead when it comes to semis, even less cars.

Other people who were "It's only a flu, bro" as little as 5 days ago are now begging on FB and shit for people to help them out.

Rumors are out there, but you know how rumors are.

Joke for the day: Did you hear about the serial killer Mexican train murderer? He had locomotives.

Nah, niggers will be looting and burning stores or the price limits added, meaning Shaniques can buy out the stores in the future or the product will be destroyed, these "price gougers" help to stretch out the supply and allow me to get my supplies for higher price - as is well and proper. They have also taken personal risk by investment of their own time and money. Faggots who complain about capitalism should really go live in Cuba or other communist shithole:biggrin:
 
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Poland kicks the day off with seven new cases, adding up to 111 total, including one in my city. Welp, it was an inevitability anyway. Nothing changes for me, just sitting inside and taking basic precautions. But something else caught my eye this morning.
More than half of the 300 people in intensive care units in France with the new virus are under 60.
Odd. The virus is supposed to disproportionally affect the elderly. What's up with that?
 
So here's something interesting....

I decided to go looking through the East Midlands where Pillockshire is located. The UK Gov withdrew one list for a more easily updatable interactive map.

Problem is, the rise in cases? The huge spikes we've been seeing? Are only in very very small pockets. Namely London and other "larger" cities in the UK. Even smaller cities such as Nottingham has seen its COVID-19 cases rise by just 2. The country itself has gone from 3 to 6.

Derbyshire has been the same, with a rise of just 5.

Lincolnshire has just 4 cases. A rise of 1.

Nearly all the major jump figures have been London, Manchester and Birmingham. London remaining the worse hit. (lol, Good, Fuck the Bug People of London)

It certainly explains the sudden media shrieking, it's the usual London Centric Reporting. Same as the letter of hundreds of "scientists" who say the UK Government is doing a shit job to the point the government has rolled its eyes and will have to release the modelling data for these shrieking cucks.

Irresponsible London Bastards as usual fucking things up for the rest of us. Just point out London needs to start isolating itself.

Seriously, use the UK map and try to find double figures anywhere bar London in a local authorities list.


Across the whole of the English Midlands (Population 10,135,000) there are just 75 confirmed cases.

Or 0.00074% of the population.
 
Kazakh update: Everything's still fine.
During the Wack out DoT.Com era while I was bullshitting with the elite in the region I am now living in, usually while golfing (fucking hate that sport but you gotta to and get the connections) they will ALWAYS ask about what line of work that you are in and of course I'll tell them that I'm in the Death Industry, particularly in Forensic Cleaning (that's PC term now) and I tell them I made my fortune off of the dumb asses who spatter their brains off in their nice fancy expensive cars that need to be resold, to pay off their million dollar losses after bankruptcy. It either scars them off or they get really interested on the stories I have to tell them and they are a lot.

You can make millions in anything that you want to do IF you have the will power and the drive to do so. And I can tell you that I retired in my early 40's and tell people back than and now to go fuck yourselves. You want to be rich and not put the time in, you can go and kiss my old hairy ass because I'm not helping ya.

If you are good with your hands and you got an idea to make it happen you can be rich. You are referred as a Blue Collar Millionaire. And be proud of that because you made it by working with your hands. Also the Blue Collar Millionaires I associate with are pretty damn easy going. They can/need to be assholes in business but they can gear down and shoot the breeze with you over dinner and a beer. And if they don't tell them to fuck off as well.

That is the life style you want. To be free of the rat race. Anyone can do it, but they must want it. Again you MUST want it.



You are not going to die but I agree with your comment



You need a protein and spices I recommend Beans and whatever spices you can get your hands on.

Salt, pepper, Garlic powder, onion power, and anything else that suits your fancy.

I have canned chili as well as dried beans in storage, but a great deal of frozen and some dried meat. I'm not going to go hungery for months on end. But this is my life style I have been living for 35 years. Buy things on sale, store them properly, rotate your perishables on a routine basis and you will never go hungry and you will be saving money in the long run...
To make money is to save money and with that money you invest wisely for your future.



Depends on the type of wipe and where you live. In my area where I live I can cut them up into smaller pieces and flush them down normally, but I rarely use wipes and if I do they have less plastic in them and more on the organic side of things.


Well... shit... that is so scary right... I'll leave that there.



Jones Generation - The Generation that is fucking up the world right now. For the most part in my case I've got things covered however in my region as I said yesterday things went sideways with the general populous as they are getting aggressive.

A poster who I now can not find commented about the economic damage and people getting laid off due to the disruption of this situation.

My only comment is that you must be able to have 3 to 6 months of money to cover your expenses. I do not think this situation will be that long but if stupid people continue to do what they are doing now then I would not be surprised that the increase of people being laid off will increase and the economic situation will linger longer.

1. You must understand no one is really going to help you. If you are a dumb fuck who did not pay attention to this or in reality your fucking life and suddenly a crisis happens?? Who's fault it is? It's not mine fault that I have spent calmly doing the things that what was taught to me by my previous generation... and it is no one else's fault as well. So from here on out you can be a clueless dick or you can listen to some of the people in here to give you ideas on what to do, because just maybe they have been through a crisis similar to this. Listen... take notes and see if they can apply to your situation.

2. IMHO there is still time to set things up. Get your food stocks in order, canned and dry goods are still available. You can freeze tard cum, juices into smaller containers.

3. Plan out your meals. Make sure that there are no left overs. That is one of the reasons (the other was a request) I put my bread pudding recipe in here. Most people would have thrown away the stale bread. I made bread pudding and put in the freezer and thaw a few out when I'm going to have it. The same goes with the meat loaf. All of those small bits of veggies, pasta and other things can be combined with meat make a loaf, hamburger patties, meat balls, Tacos, meat sauce spaghetti, and so on. This means look at a cook book or go online to stretch your food dollars out.

4. Put aside money away and forget about until it is absolutely needed.

5. Never panic. That will get you killed faster than you can say "Mother Fucker" in certain situations. Just think things clearly out and get through the day.

6. Better read back on the postings in here to get an idea what is really going on and whom is giving out logical and reasonable advice to this situation.

If things go as I think they will go I believe there will be some tense moments, and some minor bullshit hitting your way but most viruses pass through about 3 months (IF not sooner) so there you have your window on what time this should pass. That's what preppers comment about having food for your family around the 90 day mark. This also depends on where you live and so on.

Today it was not so bad because it was raining and the low lives do not like water So I made my usual tags on what things are available to me and the mood of the people inside those stores and region where. The usual things are out as posted, but now the food basics are going up as the markets are taking advantage of the situation in my area. All of the cheap stuff are gone as well.

But what happened to me yesterday made me purchased something I really do not need at this moment as I was going to pick one up this summer. However things did get ugly yesterday and because of the pack mentality of low lives I figure to pick one up just in case the power goes down in my area.


I picked up a dual fuel generator. Because people think they can still get gas when the power goes down to fill their gas generators. There is a theme here of people wasting their time on things until the last minute... then they go Full on REEEtard action.

This should power up my refrigerator, freezer, lights, computers, TV, etc. if need be. I took a measurement with my watt meter before making the purchase.

My situation is different than yours. I'm just now reporting in my area on what is going on and using my skill sets to give out some advice. Do with it as you will.

I don't think I will need it but just in case I have to become a Roof Korean and start taking people out, I'll need to have those nice security lights going for better accuracy. Can't waste those bullets you know.. they cost money :smug: (yes this is a joke, better post this before the blue check marks start to screech and get their tips of their thumbs raw, because that's all they know how to do).
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*takes all your shit*
"Heh... noffin personnel, kiddo...."
Take your autistic fantasies to the prepper thread, retardo.
 
I mean, they’re not wrong. I’d rather someone in an empty house than on the streets.
The problem is a big portion of homeless are mentally unwell. Some cannot live indoors, others are helpless substance addicts who'd wreck any home they got. These are just activists fooling people for their benefit, and that of others.
 
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