Wuhan Coronavirus: Lockdowns, Quarantines, Cancellations

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Huh, so Italian for gangbang is "gangbang"

TMYK

 

[AnitaSarsleezian]

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I don’t read wop but it seems to forbid the orgy and the gangbang and the algebraic sex.

Being wop american and I do read wop, in short it says that the mayor of Bugliano has increased measures to prevent catching coronachan. Until April 3rd, Orgies and Gangbangs are forbidden. Also sex with infected people in general is forbidden. If you break this, you will be fined 875 muslim dollars.

Assuming the date order is in eurofag (d/m/y) this was issued Feb 9th? If so, it didn't work out so well. Also, the document number of 69/2020 seems suspicious, but that's just me.

 

[I can't imagine]

Being wop american and I do read wop, in short it says that the mayor of Bugliano has increased measures to prevent catching coronachan. Until April 3rd, Orgies and Gangbangs are forbidden. Also sex with infected people in general is forbidden. If you break this, you will be fined 875 muslim dollars.

Assuming the date order is in eurofag (d/m/y) this was issued Feb 9th? If so, it didn't work out so well. Also, the document number of 69/2020 seems suspicious, but that's just me.

Doing a little casual searching, Bugliano is a tiny place in Tuscany with a population of 42. Their Twitter is full of similar stuff: a form to contact sex partners, a proclamation of permission to hunt 24/7, a suggestion to use the time to improve FPS gaming skills, and a suggested reading and viewing list (including The Walking Dead, Das Kapital, and Scrooge McDuck comics). So it's probably a joke Twitter, though I really wish it isn't.

 

[queerape]

Huh, so Italian for gangbang is "gangbang"

TMYK

I am not a wop, but I dated one, and I think the term in their moonspeak is bunga bunga.

 

[FuckedUp]

So my state school is switching to online for three weeks, but all the big-name private universities like Harvard, MIT, Tufts, etc. are all doing so for the entire semester. They won't even have their finals in-person. I don't even see how those are valid course credits at that point, I think they should just pull the plug entirely and make the grad school applicant pool much less competitive this fall.

Mine ended up extending it to the rest of the semester too so uhhhhh.....

 

[tehpope]

No more Cirq around the world, for the time Being. Also Penn & Teller and David Copperfield stopped their shows. How long until the Casinos are closed? I bet Reno and Laughlin close first.

Cirque du Soleil closes its Las Vegas shows because of virus

LAS VEGAS (AP) — Cirque du Soleil, creator of many of the most popular shows in Las Vegas, said Saturday that it is temporarily suspending its productions in the city as well as around the world...

apnews.com

LAS VEGAS (AP) — Cirque du Soleil, creator of many of the most popular shows in Las Vegas, said Saturday that it is temporarily suspending its productions in the city as well as around the world because of the new coronavirus outbreak.
In a statement, the company said it made the decision based on public health authorities calling for people to limit their social interactions to stop the spread of the virus.
The shows that will be cancelled effective Sunday are “O” at the Bellagio, “KA” at MGM Grand, “The Beatles LOVE” at the Mirage, “Mystere” at Treasure Island, “Zumanity” at New York-New Yoek and “Michael Jackson ONE” at Mandalay Bay.
Cirque du Soleil shows in Austin, Texas, Chicago, Houston, New Orleans, Salt Lake City, Montreal, Boston, Tel Aviv, Meloneras, Spain, Munich, Costa Mesa, California, Denver, and the Australian cities of Melbourne, Adelaide and Perth also are cancelled.
Also Saturday, the long-running Penn & Teller comedy/magic show has been cancelled effective immediately.
Penn Jilette tweeted: “Out of concern and love for our audiences, & well, concern and love for everyone — we will be canceling our shows starting tonight for the next few weeks Hope to be back on stage soon when gathering is once again responsible. Let’s all take care of ourselves & each other. Love. ”
l:ate Saturday night, magician David Copperfield, another Vegas mainstay, tweeted that he is suspending his shows.
“Nothing is more important than the health and safety of my audience, my team, and my family — so we’re pausing shows today to assess the situation. We hope to resume very soon,” he said in a statement on Twitter.
For most people, the new coronavirus causes only mild or moderate symptoms, such as fever and cough. In older adults and people with existing health problems, it can cause more severe illness.
The vast majority of people recover from the new virus.

 

[Dysnomia]

City officials are not happy with the Philly schools closing. Mayor Kenney is moaning about it a lot. He cited that food insecurity and child care were issues. But everyone else is closing schools. If we are the odd man out and it causes repeat of 1918 then Kenney is going to look really bad. God I hate that guy.

Mainly I'm concerned that Tyrone, Jaqweel and Raheem are going to be free for two weeks and it as been unseasonably warm. I wonder if the situation will cause an uptick in youth crime.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

City officials are not happy with the Philly schools closing. Mayor Kenney is moaning about it a lot. He cited that food insecurity and child care were issues. But everyone else is closing schools. If we are the odd man out and it causes repeat of 1918 then Kenney is going to look really bad. God I hate that guy.

Mainly I'm concerned that Tyrone, Jaqweel and Raheem are going to be free for two weeks and it as been unseasonably warm. I wonder if the situation will cause an uptick in youth crime.

Well in NJ they are already doing curfews and lockdowns so expect more of that.

 

[Azovka]

The Cannes Film Festival will most likely be cancelled, though we’ll have to wait till April for the official committee to issue a statement.

The rumour has been circulating around French media for a couple of days, although yesterday, the President of the Jury took to deny it.

rare english link i found

Keep in mind that the Festival itself is in May, but if the situation in France keeps being this bad, I don’t see any way of it happening.

Additionally, our PM announced the closing of all “non-essential” shops and venues until new order, stating specifically that it s because people didn’t respect the “don’t go outside” tips and sat in cafés. That means cafés, restaurants, cinemas, gyms, all shops aside from supermarket and pharmacies, etc. have been closed since this morning.

Only they kept the mayoral elections happening today across France. As of 2pm, the participation rate is of only 18%. This is the dichotomy of the government - on one hand, they tell you to stay home, and make it very difficult to go out, but on the other, it’s “go to the polls, and vote to save democracy”.

Anyways, Paris is a dead city now, and will probably go on complete lockdown soon enough, so I decided not to wait for that to happen, and left for southern France this morning in what is probably one of the last trains circulating across regions for awhile. Here’s a couple of pictures from the Gare de Lyon, which is Paris’ busiest train station at 10am today.

 

[AveraDiane]

I work in a medical lab so there's no way in hell we're closing. However, my shift is going to change because starting Wednesday we're all working split shifts. At least the commute will be smooth.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Taco Bell considering shutting down its dining rooms.

Matt Prince on Twitter

“An update from @tacobell CEO Mark King:”

twitter.com

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Well, the hoarders might as well find a reason to use all of that TP.

 

[Stoneheart]

, Bugliano is a tiny place in Tuscany with a population of 42. Their Twitter is full of similar stuff: a form to contact sex partners, a proclamation of permission to hunt 24/7, a suggestion to use the time to improve FPS gaming skills, and a suggested reading and viewing list (including The Walking Dead, Das Kapital, and Scrooge McDuck comics). So it's probably a joke Twitter, though I really wish it isn't.

maybe the major is just a troll and he cant lose his job because nobody else in the village is willing to do the job.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

The Cannes Film Festival will most likely be cancelled, though we’ll have to wait till April for the official committee to issue a statement.

The rumour has been circulating around French media for a couple of days, although yesterday, the President of the Jury took to deny it.

rare english link i found

Keep in mind that the Festival itself is in May, but if the situation in France keeps being this bad, I don’t see any way of it happening.

Additionally, our PM announced the closing of all “non-essential” shops and venues until new order, stating specifically that it s because people didn’t respect the “don’t go outside” tips and sat in cafés. That means cafés, restaurants, cinemas, gyms, all shops aside from supermarket and pharmacies, etc. have been closed since this morning.

Only they kept the mayoral elections happening today across France. As of 2pm, the participation rate is of only 18%. This is the dichotomy of the government - on one hand, they tell you to stay home, and make it very difficult to go out, but on the other, it’s “go to the polls, and vote to save democracy”.

Anyways, Paris is a dead city now, and will probably go on complete lockdown soon enough, so I decided not to wait for that to happen, and left for southern France this morning in what is probably one of the last trains circulating across regions for awhile. Here’s a couple of pictures from the Gare de Lyon, which is Paris’ busiest train station at 10am today.

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wasn't this part of the plot of the novel "submission"

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Looks like Mr. Metokur's home state is shutting down its schools for the time being:

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz says K-12 schools closing; state now has 35 confirmed cases of COVID-19

The state's K-12 schools will close beginning Wednesday at least through March 27, but Education Commissioner Mary Cathryn Ricker said schools need to prepare for "weeks of distance learning."

www.startribune.com

 

[WD-40]

Furnal Equinox, a furry convention in Toronto, has canceled their event. They initially said they weren't going to cancel because they'd run the risk of having to declare bankruptcy, but after facing backlash they decided to cancel.

Furnal Equinox on Twitter

“ATTENTION: It is with great sadness that we must cancel our 2020 convention until further notice on the advice of both health officials and business partners. Our attendees’ next steps are our priority and we want to make sure you’re informed. Read more: https://t.co/fcQOumPrd2”

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Biggest Little Furry Convention in Reno, Nevada has pushed back their event from April 30 to October 28.

Biggest Little A.I. on Twitter

“#BLFC2020 Update Regarding COVID-19 tl;dr - Postponing to Halloween weekend. Hotel rooms, registrations, and vendor tables all transfer to the new date. Refunds available. Link to statement PDF: https://t.co/pjU6hAyoaq”

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Nike, Walmart, and several other stores are either cutting hours or closing up shop to allow enough time to sanitize or restock their shelves.

Stores cutting hours or closing because of coronavirus: Walmart, Apple, Nike, Albertsons, Trader Joe's, more

Retailers across the nation are trimming store hours to focus on deep cleanings and to restock shelves. Some are closing stores, too.

amp.usatoday.com

Stores cutting hours or closing because of coronavirus: Walmart, Appl…

archived 15 Mar 2020 18:07:07 UTC

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The Vatican will go ahead with the Holy Week ceremonies without public attendance. The ceremonies will be broadcasted on TV, radio, and online.

Pope leaves Vatican, prays for end to pandemic at 2 churches

Even as Italian health authorities demanded that people to stay home as much as possible to battle the country's severe coronavirus outbreak, Pope Francis left the Vatican on Sunday to make a surprise visit to two churches

abcnews.go.com

Pope leaves Vatican, prays for end to pandemic at 2 churches - ABC Ne…

archived 15 Mar 2020 18:03:09 UTC

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Selfies sent by parishioners lie on the benches of the Robbiano church as Masses for the faithful have been suspended following Italy's coronavirus emergency, in Giussano, northern Italy, Sunday, March 15, 2020.

Puerto Rico is shutting down all non-essential business for the time being and initiating a curfew from 9PM to 5AM.

Puerto Rico declares curfew, closes non-essential businesses amid coronavirus scare

Puerto Rico has declared a curfew through March 30 and is ordering non-essential businesses to close, as island has detected four coronavirus cases. The exceptions are those working or in cases of emergency.

amp.miamiherald.com

Puerto Rico declares curfew amid coronavirus outbreak | Miami Herald

archived 15 Mar 2020 18:08:01 UTC

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[Catgirls are Love]

TennoCon, the annual convention for Digital Extreme's Warframe will be fully digital with no physical attendees this year.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Okay, Corona is picking up speed in Germany. Everything's shutting down. Big public events and all sport events are canceled, schools closed, old people homes and hospitals limit/ban visitors and so on. Supermarkets, Pharmacies and Banks stay open.

More importantly, the borders towards France, Austria, Swiss and Luxembourg will be "closed" (more border controls) on Monday until further notice. Only goods and work related traffic will be allowed. Denmark is already closed. Apparently we have a problem with people coming over the border to do their panic buying here which already led to shortages in towns along the borders.

Btw, government in Thuringia tried to ban private events with more than 50 people but got cucked by the constitution. You can have private gatherings with up to 100 people (like a wedding or such).

Germany to close borders

Bulk purchases by foreigners causing shortages, newspaper reports

www.independent.co.uk

Höhepunkt der Krise laut Seehofer noch nicht erreicht

Übergang zu Frankreich, Österreich, Dänemark und Schweiz bald zu + Zwei weitere Tote in Bayern + Österreich erlässt Versammlungsverbot + Der Newsblog.

www.tagesspiegel.de

Coronavirus: Deutschland kontrolliert ab Montag mehrere Grenzen - WELT

Ab Montagmorgen wird Deutschland wegen der Ausbreitung des Coronavirus mehrere Grenzen kontrollieren. Frankreich kündigte als Reaktion auf die deutschen Maßnahmen ebenfalls verschärfte Kontrollen an.

www.welt.de

Coronavirus – Die aktuelle Lage: Deutschland riegelt sich immer mehr ab

Immer schärfere Maßnahmen sollen das Coronavirus in Deutschland eindämmen: An den Landesgrenzen kommt es ab Montag zu massiven Einschränkungen.

www.handelsblatt.com

 

[Male Idiot]

Hungary had its first death. An elderly local woman.

I expect things and containment to ramp up in the following one or two weeks as the goverment realises how deep the shit is and panics.

 

[Aria]

Governor Mike DeWine on Twitter

“We will be issuing an order closing all bars and restaurants in #Ohio beginning at 9:00 tonight.”

twitter.com

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/articl...rleans-police-bourbon-street-coronavirus-bars

New Orleans is banning large gatherings and shut down Bourbon Street Saturday night.
On the plus side, this might bring the murder rate down.