Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

[GrayWater]

Dobson screams on a post about how Republicans are to blame for everything.

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Lack of self awareness, thy name is Dobbo.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Dobson screams on a post about how Republicans are to blame for everything.

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Dobson must've slept through his civics class.

 

[One Man Bland]

Dobson screams on a post about how Republicans are to blame for everything.

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What’s funny to me is that, reading up on the manner, not only does McConnell having nothing to do with that decision, but the one who actually blocked the bill, Lamar Alexander, did so because he took issue with the part that said the employers will have to foot the bill for the sick leave and thought that the cost should be covered by the federal government instead.

Not nearly as egregious when you read the whole article, but it’s not like Dobson reads more than the headlines.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Dobson screams on a post about how Republicans are to blame for everything.



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You mean that conservatives would fight for conservative policies and not liberal ones? Who'd a thunk it?

 

[MarineN*423543]

"how dare orange man bad cancel war" so you want wars slobson you piece of shit?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"how dare orange man bad cancel war" so you want wars slobson you piece of shit?

He wants something to cudgel the Orange Man with. Much like how the media went after Trump when the stock market took a dive (and quickly and quietly walked it back when the market recovered faster and higher than expected.)

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Let's look at Dobson's great ideas:

Alex ze Pirate. Pretty much a One Piece Knockoff with bits of Slayers and Ranma shoved down its throat.
Percy Philips. Pretty much Detective Conan, only devoid of charm, wit or even the least amount of effort.
Danny and Spot. Pretty much Garfield plus Ctrl+Alt+Del shoved up its bum.
And the less we talk about his "Guy in a relationship with a girl that is the daughter of a zoo janitor and a monkey"-story, the better.

Alex ze Pirate was done a decade before One Piece came out, maybe he was watching the Pirates of Dark Water or a pirate themed anime show at the time or something though.

It boggles the mind. The number of chances and the amount of advantages that Dobson enjoyed while learning his "craft" would have given anyone with just a smidge of ambition a massive boost to take root in animation. He went to a top notch college, had a massive fanbase on dA and instead of improving, he languished in mediocrity and told anyone to fuck off that warned him that he'd not sustain that fanbase without constant work, improvement and a nicer attitude. I mean, he was never able to really live off his "craft", which should have been a hint that his dA fame was fickle and pointless in terms of actual sales, but it would have given him the chance to at least appeal to some company to give him a chance.

But here's the kicker:
When we talk animation, most of us would think Disney and some other companies, most likely suffering from CalArts-Cancer, but there are so many more areas where an animator could have ended up working. For instance, failing to become a superstar of Animation-fame, Dobson could have still gotten a job in some company that does animation for TV ads.
He'd never do that, mind you, since he wants to be in charge of his own movie, where he's only doing the "idea guy" work.
And given how shitty all his stories are and how he never ended one propperly, it's no wonder he never got off on that foot, even as an idea guy, he sucks.

I'm suprised he hasn't tried to become a comic book writer, it seems pretty in vogue for the Twitter obsessed social justice sorts lately, also lesbian characters are seemingly almost mandatory these days which is a plus for Dobson, although he does have the problem of not having the right identities being a straight white man and all and there's also the small matter of their comics selling extremly poorly.

Maybe he could use his parent's money to hire an artist and be the idea guy for a Alex Ze Pirate reboot? Then he can go to conventions and pretend to be a real artist again.

 

[One Man Bland]

I'm suprised he hasn't tried to become a comic book writer, it seems pretty in vogue for the Twitter obsessed social justice sorts lately, also lesbian characters are seemingly almost mandatory these days which is a plus for Dobson, although he does have the problem of not having the right identities being a straight white man and all and there's also the small matter of their comics selling extremly poorly.

Maybe he could use his parent's money to hire an artist and be the idea guy for a Alex Ze Pirate reboot? Then he can go to conventions and pretend to be a real artist again.

I’m not all that surprised, honestly. I recall back during his DA days he hated the Big Two and superhero comics in general. The only thing superhero related he truly gave the time of day was Batman: The Animated Series, and even then I’m not sure he really liked it all that much.

Dobson’s like the opposite of an opportunist. Instead of jumping onto trends that are lucrative, he actively shuns them if they aren’t exactly what he wants. And then when he does try to jump on a trend he is either super late or completely misses the mark. I doubt it ever occurred to him to try and be a comic writer even at peak #woke because “but they’re still superheroes” or “they’d expect me to draw like Liefeld.”

 

[Marissa Moira]

"how dare orange man bad cancel war" so you want wars slobson you piece of shit?

Yes because if war exists, it gives him something low hanging to be against and get asspats from people.

peace takes asspats away, peace was never an option.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Alex ze Pirate was done a decade before One Piece came out, maybe he was watching the Pirates of Dark Water or a pirate themed anime show at the time or something though.

Are you sure about that? One Piece came out in 1997, was licensed in the USA in 2004 and Dobson's first volume of AzP was printed in 2009.
Thematically, it steals more from (especially jokes) Slayer and Ranma, though.

 

[Koby_Fish]

reblogging SU PTSDsplaining:

Everyday Teenage Problems

The Cool Kids convince Steven to take a joy ride; blow off some steam.

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COVID-19 EXTRAVAGANZA! read dobshit while shut-in!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I had a feeling he’d start posting about the PTSD with Steven. Can’t wait for him to compare it to his own, despite Steven dealing with things trying to kill him and his family for years while Dobson...got a spray bottle in his face.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I had a feeling he’d start posting about the PTSD with Steven. Can’t wait for him to compare it to his own, despite Steven dealing with things trying to kill him and his family for years while Dobson...got a spray bottle in his face.

Yeah it hits my nerves every single time he says he has PTSD when we all know the "reason" for his affliction.

 

[Mr. Duck]

You guys don't get it, Dobson's PTSD is real because the spray bottle guy is the one behind The Legion of That One Guy, who's getting his revenge after Dobson rejected his friend request on Facebook, he's a lunatic who won't leave poor Dobbo alone and let him "grow" as an artist.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

"Some people have been to war and been forced to see untold amounts of human suffering. Some people have been by their own parents since before they could walk. Some people spent their childhoods being abused and tortured by the very people meant to protect them. Some people have been stalked and bullied only to be brushed aside by law enforcement until it was too late.... But, I.... I was spritzed with water eight years ago. No one knows the pain I carry."

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You guys don't get it, Dobson's PTSD is real because the spray bottle guy is the one behind The Legion of That One Guy, who's getting his revenge after Dobson rejected his friend request on Facebook, he's a lunatic who won't leave poor Dobbo alone and let him "grow" as an artist.

Legends have it that their rivalry started when said guy decided to take away the girl that Dobson had a crush on just to spite Dobson.

 

[RSVP]

"If you're sick or stuck at home, lock your windows and don't let Ladybug in."

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Are you sure about that? One Piece came out in 1997, was licensed in the USA in 2004 and Dobson's first volume of AzP was printed in 2009.
Thematically, it steals more from (especially jokes) Slayer and Ranma, though.

Alex ze Pirate was originally created a girl Dobson was crushing on and was about space pirates. After she got engaged, Dobson stopped hanging out with her and turned the story into what it is today. Alex herself is based off the girl. which makes all the stuff Dobson’s changed about her really creepy.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Alex ze Pirate was originally created a girl Dobson was crushing on and was about space pirates. After she got engaged, Dobson stopped hanging out with her and turned the story into what it is today. Alex herself is based off the girl. which makes all the stuff Dobson’s changed about her really creepy.

So, it was her idea to start with and Dobbo kinda stole it? Lol, that makes it even sadder.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So, it was her idea to start with and Dobbo kinda stole it? Lol, that makes it even sadder.

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