Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Morgan says her and her “health aide” who is just a paid friend to sit with her, are taking edibles and investigating conspiracy theories on the Simpsons after she posted the other that she has been in the worst pain of her life for the last three weeks. Funny to hear her mention quarantine since it’s no different from her day to day life with no job and no social interactions.
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Cold Waffle said:
Of all the dog breeds, a fucking HUSKY? They're one of the most stubborn breeds when it comes to training in general, let alone service dog training. She'll probably try a Beagle or a Dalmatian when this one inevitably fails out of dog school.
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Fuck it, just give her a central asian shepherd and call it a day.
 
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LogicBeetch said:
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Pointe Shoe Fitting for a dancer with a connective tissue disorder (CRAZY HYPERMOBILE)

She might be the most flexible woman I've ever fitted. Watch me fit a dancer with Ehlers-Danlos Syndromes (EDS). A genetic connective tissue disorders charac...
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Is this the same chick?
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You got it. I mean, I'd say that only one person would be stupid enough to try that, but every time I think munchies can't get any more obvious, a hundred more come out of the woodwork.

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Well, I guess they tried everything.



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Ah, I was wondering where her "NOT getting TPN and IV Benadryl is LITERALLY THE HOLOCAUST" post was.
 
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Ditch said:
I have a genuine question, here. Why is it that muchies are always one of the following: either the ugliest hamplanet bitch on the planet, or exceedingly average looking and too skinny?
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My guess is that chronic condishuns offer justification for being outside healthy norms. Super skinny? Gastroporesis. Super fat? Swelling.
 
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doubter4life said:
Morgan says her and her “health aide” who is just a paid friend to sit with her, are taking edibles and investigating conspiracy theories on the Simpsons after she posted the other that she has been in the worst pain of her life for the last three weeks. Funny to hear her mention quarantine since it’s no different from her day to day life with no job and no social interactions.
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I'd like to hit that face straight on with a cast iron frying pan.

Please forgive, I'm in a mood. lol
 
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Ditch said:
I have a genuine question, here. Why is it that muchies are always one of the following: either the ugliest hamplanet bitch on the planet, or exceedingly average looking and too skinny?
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I'd hazard a guess and chalk it up to a good chunk of them trying to mask an eating disorder. A good example of this is Anna Johnson: she has one of the most obvious EDs in the forum (to the point where she had to get an ostomy bag), but she hides it behind all kinds of made-up conditions she claims to have, the most notorious of these being CF.

Or it could be that, in the case of the average/too skinny, they likely flunked out of some high intensity sport, usually dance/ballet.

What I'd like to know is why do munchies cling to Disney crap? That's more of a common thread, imho. I know it's been asked, but I don't think a definitive consensus was ever reached.
 
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Nef Anyo said:
I'd hazard a guess and chalk it up to a good chunk of them trying to mask an eating disorder. A good example of this is Anna Johnson: she has one of the most obvious EDs in the forum (to the point where she had to get an ostomy bag), but she hides it behind all kinds of made-up conditions she claims to have, the most notorious of these being CF.

Or it could be that, in the case of the average/too skinny, they likely flunked out of some high intensity sport, usually dance/ballet.

What I'd like to know is why do munchies cling to Disney crap? That's more of a common thread, imho. I know it's been asked, but I don't think a definitive consensus was ever reached.
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I think the Disney obsession is in the same vein as their weird, shared "I am so smol and frail and kid-like! uwu" complex. I'm not a psychiatrist or anything, but maybe they're trying to shift back into childhood to escape from adulthood in a really unhealthy way?

If someone doesn't turn this into a copypasta, I'm going to commit a war crime.

tl;dr "Muh ableism, muh gatorade, muh gastroparesis that totally isn't bulimia!!!"

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Ditch said:
If someone doesn't turn this into a copypasta, I'm going to commit a war crime.

tl;dr "Muh ableism, muh gatorade, muh gastroparesis that totally isn't bulimia!!!"

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That was an asshole move on that person's part if true but munchies are so neurotic, who knows if the person was actually acting malicious.
 
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I'm wondering if dontpetmeimworking is another munchie covering for an ed. I read somewhere that the reason Anelise/Tina has the finger tattoos is to cover scarring from bulimia and those finger/hand tattoos on dontpetme are pretty bad and look like they could be for the same reason.

edit: I want to hit Janiece and her hubby with a cast iron frying pan too.
 
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elliptical narcissist said:
I'm wondering if dontpetmeimworking is another munchie covering for an ed. I read somewhere that the reason Anelise/TIna has the finger tattoos is to cover scarring from bulimia and those finger/hand tattoos on dontpetme are pretty bad and look like they could be for the same reason.

edit: I want to hit Janiece and her hubby with a cast iron frying pan too.
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I'm really thinking that's the case. Super skinny, neurotic, danger hair, and like you said-- the hand tattoos. It's all pretty sus.
 
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elliptical narcissist said:
I'm wondering if dontpetmeimworking is another munchie covering for an ed. I read somewhere that the reason Anelise/Tina has the finger tattoos is to cover scarring from bulimia and those finger/hand tattoos on dontpetme are pretty bad and look like they could be for the same reason.

edit: I want to hit Janiece and her hubby with a cast iron frying pan too.
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What the hell i s her hand tattoo? It looks like a hot mess
 
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