Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Longdrink]

Considering that the main fear of the virus stems from the fact that most countries do not have the hospital beds and respirators to accommodate worse case scenarios with corona, it would be in very poor taste to take hospital selfies at this time.

Yeah, but I don't think being poor taste has stopped munchies before.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yeah, but I don't think being poor taste has stopped munchies before.

They might actually stop going to hospitals for a bit because they would have a real fear of contracting a REAL illness, one that means people would have to stay away from them. Not to mention you can’t fake the virus, a real test will be done to confirm. Munchies hate any illnesses with firm diagnostic tests.

Quarantine isolation would be hell for an attention starved munchie. As much as they want online attention they also desperately want it IRL. Corona Chan means nobody can be around them and they have to fend for themself unless their symptoms are critical AND those “symptoms” can’t be easily be faked or lied about. They can’t even go around in public looking sick!!!

Plus, no good fun drugs for Corona-Chan. In fact, if they tried to get admitted claiming severe symptoms they’d probably get taken off or greatly reduced on the fun drugs because they are respiratory depressant.

Real people and real sickness is terrible for munchies. Munchies gonna hate corona Chan - it’s not speshul, anyone can get it and it’s distracts from all their moaning about fake illnesses.

I think they will mostly just milk Corona-Chan to talk about how scared they are due to being “immunocompromised” and therefore in such grave danger! The lack of attention seeking in public will be miserable for them though, all that medical equipment and can only show it off online at home. tragic.

 

[Nef Anyo]

They might actually stop going to hospitals for a bit because they would have a real fear of contracting a REAL illness, one that means people would have to stay away from them. Not to mention you can’t fake the virus, a real test will be done to confirm. Munchies hate any illnesses with firm diagnostic tests.

Quarantine isolation would be hell for an attention starved munchie. As much as they want online attention they also desperately want it IRL. Corona Chan means nobody can be around them and they have to fend for themself unless their symptoms are critical AND those “symptoms” can’t be easily be faked or lied about. They can’t even go around in public looking sick!!!

Plus, no good fun drugs for Corona-Chan. In fact, if they tried to get admitted claiming severe symptoms they’d probably get taken off or greatly reduced on the fun drugs because they are respiratory depressant.

Real people and real sickness is terrible for munchies. Munchies gonna hate corona Chan - it’s not speshul, anyone can get it and it’s distracts from all their moaning about fake illnesses.

I think they will mostly just tard cum Corona-Chan to talk about how scared they are due to being “immunocompromised” and therefore in such grave danger! The lack of attention seeking in public will be miserable for them though, all that medical equipment and can only show it off online at home. tragic.

Yeah, this is on the money.

Munchies thrive on attention, and if you have COVID, they put you in total isolation: no contact with friends, loved ones, and the only people that can interact with you are doctors in special suits. Sure, if you're lucky to end up at the Univ. of Nebraska Med Center biocontainment ward, you can communicate with the outside world via video calls, but what fun is that for a munchie? I doubt UNMC would allow you to do staged hospital selfies either, at most, they allow you to play board games (alone) and other menial things to pass the time while you're being monitored. No bringing in Disney-themed blankets, plush toys, and outfits for the Munchies, either.

If anything, once this all dies down, expect some munchies to claim they have fibroids in their lungs due to "I actually had COVID-19" and "not getting treatment in time", I guarantee it.

 

[Ditch]

I'm undecided on whether munchies would enjoy being quarantined for covid-19 or not. Can you use your phone/computer while you're quarantined? I know they thrive on irl attention, but aren't some of them just friendless weirdos, bitching through a computer screen in their bedroom?

Dontpetmeimboring is faking a mctas attack. Note the pink chest and red face. I'll bet my right kidney that she either scratched herself up or used a fucktonne of blush.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

If anything, once this all dies down, expect some munchies to claim they have fibroids in their lungs due to "I actually had COVID-19" and "not getting treatment in time", I guarantee it.

Yeah, I fully expect this.

Munchies furiously googling pulmonary fibrosis and talking about how long they have left to live.

 

[large_farva]

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Dontpetmeimboring is faking a mctas attack. Note the pink chest and red face. I'll bet my right kidney that she either scratched herself up or used a fucktonne of blush.

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Lol, can't wait for the flood of "i've been waiting for 8 hours for life-saving treatment for my mild rash", Does she realize ERs are flooded at the moment? #dontpetmeimstupid
Bets on her faking a seizure in the ER and getting an eye full of cold saline?

 

[interalia]

They might actually stop going to hospitals for a bit because they would have a real fear of contracting a REAL illness, one that means people would have to stay away from them. Not to mention you can’t fake the virus, a real test will be done to confirm. Munchies hate any illnesses with firm diagnostic tests.

Quarantine isolation would be hell for an attention starved munchie. As much as they want online attention they also desperately want it IRL. Corona Chan means nobody can be around them and they have to fend for themself unless their symptoms are critical AND those “symptoms” can’t be easily be faked or lied about. They can’t even go around in public looking sick!!!

Plus, no good fun drugs for Corona-Chan. In fact, if they tried to get admitted claiming severe symptoms they’d probably get taken off or greatly reduced on the fun drugs because they are respiratory depressant.

Real people and real sickness is terrible for munchies. Munchies gonna hate corona Chan - it’s not speshul, anyone can get it and it’s distracts from all their moaning about fake illnesses.

I think they will mostly just tard cum Corona-Chan to talk about how scared they are due to being “immunocompromised” and therefore in such grave danger! The lack of attention seeking in public will be miserable for them though, all that medical equipment and can only show it off online at home. tragic.

Also, corona is by definition a passing illness - they'd either get better or, well, pass. All the best munchie illnesses are autoimmune, genetic, and vague as fuck, with no cure and lifetime duration, so they can have an indefinite "journey" of managing manufactured symptoms.

 

[Hedgehog1313]

Secretsofserenity / Helena Sonju took down the gofundme.

Hubby Schyler Sonju has that lovely tubby, tard-y military desk jockey look to him. Facebook won't archive for whatever reason: https://m.facebook.com/schyler.sonju

Imagine being 24, and the biggest thing you can aspire to is popping out two kids and living the military dependa lifestyle while you fake a million illnesses for asspats. How sad.

 

[Dusk]

Porochista is back at her local precinct filing yet another report against Reddit. I love the list of seven major crimes right behind her head.

The saddest part of her whole story is that she hasn't been able to afford new glasses since 1985. Or are they back in style again? I don't know...

You absolutely love to see the cops doing their jobs and keeping us safe

I had a look on Twitter and found the tweet where PK directly compared "chronic Lyme" to AIDS. Wow.
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I want to watch her to tell this to an aging butch dyke. From a safe distance, of course. With popcorn and a tumbler of gin.

 

[Cold Waffle]

SJ, as the glorious idiot she is, claims that she's off to the ER if her "hypertensive" episodes don't resolve. Complete with a staged sick girl sleeping selfie. She couldn't be more tone deaf, given the current strain on our medical systems. She doesn't need to go to the ER for some elevated blood pressure numbers. She needs to do some cardio to get her deconditioned ass in shape.

 

[Punkinsplice]

SJ, as the glorious idiot she is, claims that she's off to the ER if her "hypertensive" episodes don't resolve. Complete with a staged sick girl sleeping selfie. She couldn't be more tone deaf, given the current strain on our medical systems. She doesn't need to go to the ER for some elevated blood pressure numbers. She needs to do some cardio to get her deconditioned ass in shape.
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Is that a new dog? It looks cozy. You know the career munchies are hating all the attention going to corona-chan and victims. It's almost pathological for them to come up with symptoms to play up for more SM attention.

 

[$hakerattle]

How long until Morgan has COVID-19?

You know, on top of her brain being on fire or whatever.

 

[Nef Anyo]

How long until Morgan has COVID-19?

You know, on top of her brain being on fire or whatever.

While Morgan is shameless enough to pull such a stunt, I'm going to bet she's going to be part of the "I got lung fibroids from undiagnosed COVID-19" crowd that's sure to follow in a few months' time once this blows over.

 

[Dusk]

More of SOS tube saga. Nothing really adds up with her entire hospital stay imo. She went in to get a surgical tube with a cardiologist ordering it a couple weeks ago. Either she has the worst luck or something hinky is going on.

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Maybe she's fucking her cardiologist and that's why she thinks he's going to ride to the rescue.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I've been waiting for the munchie COVID saga! God, so many are gonna be furious when they get kicked out of the ER for their fake bullshit. There's a good chance one of them could actually end up catching it by going to the ER too, won't be much fun when you get sick for realsies.


Don't forget that even if they didn't start off sick, a lot of these chicks have made themselves immunocompromised with unnessary medications and procedures. They're playing with fire going into the hospital right now. Someone like Paige is probably a goner, but she's put herself on borrowed time anyway.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I've been waiting for the munchie COVID saga! God, so many are gonna be furious when they get kicked out of the ER for their fake bullshit. There's a good chance one of them could actually end up catching it by going to the ER too, won't be much fun when you get sick for realsies.


Don't forget that even if they didn't start off sick, a lot of these chicks have made themselves immunocompromised with unnessary medications and procedures. They're playing with fire going into the hospital right now. Someone like Paige is probably a goner, but she's put herself on borrowed time anyway.

If they can even get into the hospital in the first place. My local hospital is checking that people have appointment letters/ referral letters before even letting anyone into the building

 

[Vol yoom us]

Some countries are turning away people from treatment if they're over a certain age or have/have had serious illnesses.
Things are stretched that much that they have to turn people away in order to use their resources to treat people who have some milage ahead of them.
Rocking up to the hospital with a long list of ailments that you once put in your insta bio as badges of honour is not gonna yield the same emergency response if things continue to circle the drain.
Makes all those times where they've insisted they're dying (even requesting to be put into hospice) quite poignant.

 

[Dusk]

Megan is wasting a really hard to make drug again

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Give me my fedora because I'm mad online. Stop fucking wasting blood products you useless whores! Do not "try" a drug that requires hundreds of people to donate their blood to make for your fake-ass chronic lyme/mcas/ severe sick withdrawal/terminal hamplanetitude. You don't need it. And even if you did, youu don't deserve it. It honestly makes me ill to think that when I give blood, munchies might be using it for asspats instead of it saving lives.

 

[LogicBeetch]

Late as hell but faking CRPS pisses me way the fuck off. My aunt (who is like a mother to me) has it from FALLING OUT A WINDOW. Her hand/wrist/ankle are always bright red and ice cold. Claiming CRPS with no fucking deformity...how stupid to these munchies think we are?

Pointe Shoe Fitting for a dancer with a connective tissue disorder (CRAZY HYPERMOBILE)

She might be the most flexible woman I've ever fitted. Watch me fit a dancer with Ehlers-Danlos Syndromes (EDS). A genetic connective tissue disorders charac...

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Is this the same chick?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Please, in these trying times think of Kaelijae! She just got $1500 to continue her twice a month fingerpainting streams on twitch and if she's evicted...booohoohohohohoooohoooo

She's at home, can't go out, and...she's not providing twitch streams?


Think of all the twitch whores!