The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

Reynard · Mar 4, 2020

Damn Furfag said:
Probably not. but these probably are.

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I've seen pictures of stuff like this thrown around a lot, but I always have questions whenever I see them. Why is not one of them because we all know why. They're people who managed to save up enough money to live out their fantasies as a furry with hyper bits. I'm always wondering the how. Are those pillows inside those pairs of underwear? How do they stretch that far? Are they custom-made just for this? I'd assume so. Who makes them? Is this a large enough enterprise to have multiple people doing it? I've seen at least three different suits with these and it looks like they all have the same pair of briefs (or at least similar ones) covering their fake trouser anacondas. Is it all the same person?

Maybe I'm just desensitized but I say whatever. It's funny, though. Imagine being in a hotel and looking out the window to see that in the room across the street. They obviously didn't close their blinds.

ScrapBuyer · Mar 4, 2020

Reynard said:
I've seen pictures of stuff like this thrown around a lot, but I always have questions whenever I see them. Why is not one of them because we all know why. They're people who managed to save up enough money to live out their fantasies as a furry with hyper bits. I'm always wondering the how. Are those pillows inside those pairs of underwear? How do they stretch that far? Are they custom-made just for this? I'd assume so. Who makes them? Is this a large enough enterprise to have multiple people doing it? I've seen at least three different suits with these and it looks like they all have the same pair of briefs (or at least similar ones) covering their fake trouser anacondas. Is it all the same person?

Maybe I'm just desensitized but I say whatever. It's funny, though. Imagine being in a hotel and looking out the window to see that in the room across the street. They obviously didn't close their blinds.

I'm like 99% sure it's morefurless that does them. they want it to be kept secret for the most part so they don't become a fetish-focused company. they do some wild stuff in terms of body padding and whatnot, and I think I've only seen mfl suits with 'em

Reynard · Mar 4, 2020

ScrapBuyer said:
I'm like 99% sure it's morefurless that does them. they want it to be kept secret for the most part so they don't become a fetish-focused company. they do some wild stuff in terms of body padding and whatnot, and I think I've only seen mfl suits with 'em

Interesting coincidence, but it's also possible that someone else makes them as a third party.

Didn't More Fur Less do the one inflation suit that was at a major con last year? Or was it Made Fur You? I mix those two makers up all the time and they tend to look super similar.

ScrapBuyer · Mar 4, 2020

Reynard said:
Interesting coincidence, but it's also possible that someone else makes them as a third party.

Didn't More Fur Less do the one inflation suit that was at a major con last year? Or was it Made Fur You? I mix those two makers up all the time and they tend to look super similar.

Yep, it was morefurless. the same guy does have a madefuryou suit and he'll sometimes swap body parts around. I think the madefuryou suit also had some sort of inflation gimmick to it, but honestly I don't care enough to keep track of all that

rodentia · Mar 4, 2020

Damn Furfag said:
Probably not. but these probably are.

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What is the actual point in these things? there is no room to fuck in em and its (i hope) too inappropriate to wear in public so just... why?

Thistle · Mar 4, 2020

Reynard said:
I'm always wondering the how. Are those pillows inside those pairs of underwear? How do they stretch that far? Are they custom-made just for this?

It's probably cotton or polyfill stuffed into fabric, inflated vinyl, or a mix of them. the underwear is either custom made, or bought from a company that sells underwear to the morbidly obese.

rodentia said:
What is the actual point in these things? there is no room to fuck in em and its (i hope) too inappropriate to wear in public so just... why?

Suit owner's kink no doubt. Probably not to be fucked in unless the suit actually has an oversized silicone dildo in there for extreme toying, sniffing, or gential hugging fetishes...

It's absolutely inappropriate to wear in public, I'm fairly certain these were taken inside a private home, and hotel room respectively.

sockperson · Mar 4, 2020

Damn Furfag said:
It's probably cotton or polyfill stuffed into fabric, inflated vinyl, or a mix of them. the underwear is either custom made, or bought from a company that sells underwear to the morbidly obese.

Judging by how they only stretch in the front (and even then, it doesn't look like it's being stretched all that much, those are definitely custom made. But I want to know who the hell makes these

Doug_S1 · Mar 4, 2020

rodentia said:
What is the actual point in these things? there is no room to fuck in em and its (i hope) too inappropriate to wear in public so just... why?

I hope to use these pictures to one day frightened my kids.

Thistle · Mar 5, 2020

Doug_S1 said:
I hope to use these pictures to one day frightened my kids.

It's what Stan would have wanted.

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Oh? On Caw? · Mar 5, 2020

Damn Furfag said:
from what i've researched, it's a photograph from 1911 during a carnival in Den Bosch, Netherlands.

CowPlant said:
It's an image of pantomime actors in plays. This was before fake fur was able to be manufactured, so the costumes were made with real animal hides.

Furries didn't start to exist until the late 70's as an offshoot of the sci fi scene. Fursuits were uncommon until the early 2000's.

Ah ok, thanks lads

MysticMisty · Mar 6, 2020

rodentia said:
What is the actual point in these things?

I'm going to go with "to feel good through extreme compensation because they have a microcock hidden in there". My question is if he's a fan/white knight of Dylan Hafertepen.

Thistle · Mar 6, 2020

MysticMisty said:
I'm going to go with "to feel good through extreme compensation because they have a microcock hidden in there". My question is if he's a fan/white knight of Dylan Hafertepen.

Wouldn't be surprised. Given the increased prevlance of low testosterone in men, and Low T is known to result in microcock. Though there could just be average and above average sized men who are just into that kind of weird shit.

Ashley Lynne Coulter · Mar 9, 2020

Damn Furfag said:
Probably not. but these probably are.

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Christ. Another day on KF where I fucking regret clicking this thread. I guess that makes it a day ending in "y." Imagine having all that talent and having to use it to create hyper-cocks for fucked up faggots with unhealthy overcompensation issues and self-esteem problems. And probably daddy issues.

Garbage. Just put it all into the dumpster on fire where it fucking belongs.

verygayFrogs · Mar 9, 2020

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JethroTullamore · Mar 14, 2020

verygayFrogs said:
Leaving Big Chungus Here

Every time I see these fursuits with the super inflatable bellies, all I can think about is how they all look like they’re going through end stage liver disease.

verygayFrogs · Mar 14, 2020

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