Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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She looks like an older, nutcase version of nana visitor and has the same fucked in the head schitzo look lucas does. Just makes me more strongly believe my theory that the 'fever' story she told about lucas to explain his mental problems is bullshit she made up to cover up a family history of mental problems. Think about it, lucas is schitzo, thats usually an inherited condition, his mother has the same nutcase look he does and his brother is also a sped, just not to the degree lucas is. I find it odd and very unlikely thats a coincidence. Given how narcissistic she is herself (gee I wonder where lucas got that from) it fits with her personality to make something like that up to avoid looking bad herself
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If you are referring to his older brother, he had a different mother. His older brother's mother died in a car accident in which the older brother suffered a head injury. I think the sped comes via the head injury. Myrna birthed Lucas and his younger brother Seth. Lucas admitted his mother is mentally ill so the mental illness is passed down via Myrna. Lucas developed it to the more extreme. The younger brother Seth looks to be ok? but genetically he could have a child with mental illness if he were to have children.
Yea, agree Myrna has a streak of narcissism in her.
 
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mothman96 said:
If you are referring to his older brother, he had a different mother. His older brother's mother died in a car accident in which the older brother suffered a head injury. I think the sped comes via the head injury. Myrna birthed Lucas and his younger brother Seth. Lucas admitted his mother is mentally ill so the mental illness is passed down via Myrna. Lucas developed it to the more extreme. The younger brother Seth looks to be ok? but genetically he could have a child with mental illness if he were to have children.
Yea, agree Myrna has a streak of narcissism in her.
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I was referring to seth as the one being the sped. He's had several exchanges with lucas that have been documented earlier in the thread that show hes not the sharpest knife in the drawer and isn't all that different from lucas, minus the pedo behavior. Somehow I seem to have not been aware of the older brother or his mother
 
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How fitting that he chose a Woody Allen quote.

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Lucas's mom looks peculiar when she smiles, but her son is on another level. Lucas looks has an alarming smile:

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Those aren't recognizable as smiles. Fixed gaze with unnaturally set bared teeth. The expression communicates instability and threat: this is not a well or predictable animal. It may bite. Keep your distance.

Good thing Lucas is so miserable he seldom has occasion to smile, outside of a forced selfie.

I'd like to see a new smiling selfie, one that features his fucked up lips. His expression would really match his new face.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Lucas's mom looks peculiar when she smiles, but her son is on another level. Lucas looks has an alarming smile:

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Those aren't recognizable as smiles. Fixed gaze with unnaturally set bared teeth. The expression communicates instability and threat: this is not a well or predictable animal. It may bite. Keep your distance.

Good thing Lucas is so miserable he seldom has occasion to smile, outside of a forced selfie.

I'd like to see a new smiling selfie, one that features his fucked up lips. His expression would really match his new face.
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That bottom one....jesus. If they ever make a film of "In a dark, dark room" and they need a bum for the first creeper in 'Big Teeth', Lucas is perfect.

Which bro has the crazy eyes like Lucas? It's the one with the darker hair; not sure if Seth or the other one...


Lucas and him always look like they're about to go for your neck...
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
That bottom one....jesus. If they ever make a film of "In a dark, dark room" and they need a bum for the first creeper in 'Big Teeth', Lucas is perfect.

Which bro has the crazy eyes like Lucas? It's the one with the darker hair; not sure if Seth or the other one...


Lucas and him always look like they're about to go for your neck...
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Little Bro Seth, who Lucas envies and loathes, demonstrating the Werner gaze:

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Resembles Lucas. Just not as ugly.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Lucas's mom looks peculiar when she smiles, but her son is on another level. Lucas looks has an alarming smile:

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Those aren't recognizable as smiles. Fixed gaze with unnaturally set bared teeth. The expression communicates instability and threat: this is not a well or predictable animal. It may bite. Keep your distance.

Good thing Lucas is so miserable he seldom has occasion to smile, outside of a forced selfie.

I'd like to see a new smiling selfie, one that features his fucked up lips. His expression would really match his new face.
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Speaking of which, I think this sums up one of lucas's many possible death scenarios rather well:

 
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wenttobermuda said:
Lucas's mom looks peculiar when she smiles, but her son is on another level. Lucas looks has an alarming smile:

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Those aren't recognizable as smiles. Fixed gaze with unnaturally set bared teeth. The expression communicates instability and threat: this is not a well or predictable animal. It may bite. Keep your distance.

Good thing Lucas is so miserable he seldom has occasion to smile, outside of a forced selfie.

I'd like to see a new smiling selfie, one that features his fucked up lips. His expression would really match his new face.
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I’ve been wondering for a while if some of these are meant to be creepy—they’re that unnerving. Can someone with a doctorate in Lucas confirm they’re meant to be genuine smiles?
 
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I’ve been wondering for a while if some of these are meant to be creepy—they’re that unnerving. Can someone with a doctorate in Lucas confirm they’re meant to be genuine smiles?
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Interesting question. This rando on YouTube tries to snag some of @Fatal Walter 's views with a lackluster vlog on The Wern, but he does bring up the same thought:

How do we tell when he's "playing crazy", since he actually is, you know, crazy?

I gave this some thought and ultimately realized it doesn't matter: Lucas is clearly out of control; whether he's "trying to look scary" or not is irrelevant because he simply IS scary.

It's like the "I was only pretending to be retreaded!" thing; what matters is that it's all in the eye of the beholder.

Lucas looks, acts, talks, walks, jokes, and ultimately embodies crazy.

His recent defense about his videos being some elaborate comedy act is a moronic effort to distance himself from behavior he can't control.

You're not fooling anyone, Lucas.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:

Interesting question. This rando on YouTube tries to snag some of @Fatal Walter 's views with a lackluster vlog on The Wern, but he does bring up the same thought:

How do we tell when he's "playing crazy", since he actually is, you know, crazy?

I gave this some thought and ultimately realized it doesn't matter: Lucas is clearly out of control; whether he's "trying to look scary" or not is irrelevant because he simply IS scary.

It's like the "I was only pretending to be retreaded!" thing; what matters is that it's all in the eye of the beholder.

Lucas looks, acts, talks, walks, jokes, and ultimately embodies crazy.

His recent defense about his videos being some elaborate comedy act is a moronic effort to distance himself from behavior he can't control.

You're not fooling anyone, Lucas.
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If it was an act he wouldn't be caught being creepy irl, he wouldn't have an arrest record for being a violent incel, nor would he keep getting banned from places. If he wasn't actually caught doing things like going to the mall on mlk day to leer at school kids, or being kicked out of Pioneer for being an incel, and leaving notes around Spokane, I could give him the benefit of him just being an autistic edgelord, but he actually documents most of this stuff himself, and I'm sure a good few Sofalaw/KiwiFarms members have seen him being, well a creep, irl. Nobody is falling for his pathetic damage control, hell within a month he'll drop the charade and go back to being the incel creep he's known for being.

The video was a disappointing attempt to get some views using the creep's name, but hey, any coverage that shows how much of a predator Lucas is always helps, least it means more viewers can potentially find out about Lucas and his behaviour and help spread the word around Spokane of how Lucas is a ticking time bomb for some wrong place at the wrong time child or woman Lucas manages to discover
 
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TelemeresDaddy69 said:
If it was an act he wouldn't be caught being creepy irl, he wouldn't have an arrest record for being a violent incel, nor would he keep getting banned from places. If he wasn't actually caught doing things like going to the mall on mlk day to leer at school kids, or being kicked out of Pioneer for being an incel, and leaving notes around Spokane, I could give him the benefit of him just being an autistic edgelord, but he actually documents most of this stuff himself, and I'm sure a good few Sofalaw/KiwiFarms members have seen him being, well a creep, irl. Nobody is falling for his pathetic damage control, hell within a month he'll drop the charade and go back to being the incel creep he's known for being.

The video was a disappointing attempt to get some views using the creep's name, but hey, any coverage that shows how much of a predator Lucas is always helps, least it means more viewers can potentially find out about Lucas and his behaviour and help spread the word around Spokane of how Lucas is a ticking time bomb for some wrong place at the wrong time child or woman Lucas manages to discover
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Indeed. He wouldn't deliberately do things to make himself look worse, hes already touchy as hell about being seen as a creeper or in a bad light and he at least has enough sense to know such actions would only make that worse. The 'i'm a comedian' stuff is an attempt to mitigate that and claim its all bs, but like you said his history speaks for itself

That said, like I said I suspect the whole family is nuts to some degree or another, lucas is just the most blatant example. Now that he has nothing to lose I wonder how long it'll be before the notes with candy will start making appearances again, perhaps near that bridge. and if they do i'm sure the local police will be totally ok with a known pedo creeper leaving creepy notes with candy close to a school
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Lucas's mom looks peculiar when she smiles, but her son is on another level. Lucas looks has an alarming smile:

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Those aren't recognizable as smiles. Fixed gaze with unnaturally set bared teeth. The expression communicates instability and threat: this is not a well or predictable animal. It may bite. Keep your distance.

Good thing Lucas is so miserable he seldom has occasion to smile, outside of a forced selfie.

I'd like to see a new smiling selfie, one that features his fucked up lips. His expression would really match his new face.
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he looks like a person who has never smiled or seen a smile try to replicate one based on a written description of what a smile is.

there is no joy or genuine happiness in his eyes. Only a desperate anxiety over whether he’s doing it right or not.
 
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WonderWino said:
That said, like I said I suspect the whole family is nuts to some degree or another, lucas is just the most blatant example. Now that he has nothing to lose I wonder how long it'll be before the notes with candy will start making appearances again, perhaps near that bridge. and if they do i'm sure the local police will be totally ok with a known pedo creeper leaving creepy notes with candy close to a school
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A known pedophile with a criminal record for violence against women, as well as a well documented YouTube library of anger and hate towards women and minorities, as well as violent threats with a box cutter, which I assume he still has on him while he prowls the streets of Spokane, who is known to give underage girls noes detailing how he wants to rape them, as well as leaving notes and graffiti around town with his incel manifesto and links to his social media. The police definitely should turn a blind eye to this creep
 
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AbraCadaver said:
he looks like a person who has never smiled or seen a smile try to replicate one based on a written description of what a smile is.

there is no joy or genuine happiness in his eyes. Only a desperate anxiety over whether he’s doing it right or not.
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Nicely put, but you give Lucas too much credit.

He looks like a nervous ape. He's displaying a chimpanzee fear grimace in all of those photos.

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I don't think he's nervous about not smiling properly. He's signaling his anxiety and low social rank to the rest of us primates.

This fits well with the common observation that Lucas is a crude, lizard brained creature fixated on eating and mating. He is at an ape's level; he smiles like it.

It's like his version of a soylent grin or soyboy face, only he bares his teeth while keeping them clenched.
 
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