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Lied about getting any liquor at first from the store, mins later he says he bought rum.

Edit: He called his day off "interesting", all it consisted of: grocery shopping (getting a water filter and rum), cleaning his room and discovering food delivery apps.

He's such a goddamn boomer, this is the same person that says he never heard of Snapchat.
 
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I did not listen to his grocery story so I'm only going by cliff notes, but that is some extreme pinwheel since HIS WIFE WORKS AT THE STORE!!!

Why the hell wasn't she bringing home stuff a little at a time every night?

Has anyone attempted to ask him that question and gotten the lean-in manual yet?
 
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Salubrious said:
I did not listen to his grocery story so I'm only going by cliff notes, but that is some extreme pinwheel since HIS WIFE WORKS AT THE STORE!!!

Why the hell wasn't she bringing home stuff a little at a time every night?

Has anyone attempted to ask him that question and gotten the lean-in manual yet?
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I think he said that Kat was cleaning around the house while Phil was doing groceries, not 100% sure as I was doing something else while listening to him

Also, the disgusting fucking pigroach says that he only time he cleaned his room ever since he moved in was around the time Kat moved in and yesterday. That's it.

Fucking years since he moved in and he only cleaned his room twice.
 
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My wife also works at a grocery store.. why exactly does he not just ask her to grab what they need on her way home? It's like one of the few perks that comes with that job. You're already there.
 
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Salubrious said:
I did not listen to his grocery story so I'm only going by cliff notes, but that is some extreme pinwheel since HIS WIFE WORKS AT THE STORE!!!

Why the hell wasn't she bringing home stuff a little at a time every night?

Has anyone attempted to ask him that question and gotten the lean-in manual yet?
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Womenfolk can't be trusted with anything, they need a man to chaperone them. -Phill Burnell
 
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Phil was scared the grocery store would have people in it fighting over things

this dude is so paranoid and out of touch with reality, phil has been in a self quarantine for the last 6 years
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Typical Phil. Tells everyone about it's just the flu and the media is blowing it all out of proportion. Then proceeds to actually believe it because he rarely leaves the house and expects people to act like wondering violent plague clowns at the store.
 
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Phil is obvs desperate to keep Kat so he can see himself as an average american living in the suburbs and who has a car

He got lucky as hell to still find someone after Leanna dumped him, and he's probably afraid that he won't find anyone anymore after Kat leaves him, so he tries his best to not make her leave him by doing all the chores instead of doing chores togheter or have them do half-half like a normal married couple usually does

Basically, Phil treats Kat as someone he desperately wants to be togheter with by having him do all the things to make Kat think that he is hard working and that she doesn't have to do a thing, which is teenage behaviour if you ask me.
 
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"The best way to contribute is to tip me because I have two new games to buy for Friday."

First of all, no you don't. You don't HAVE to buy any new games this week. Keep playing Nioh and Morrowind.

Second, where the fuck is all of your money now? You aren't paying the CT condo. You aren't paying any of your credit cards. Your tax payments are likely to be delayed 90 days.

Also, it's March 18th. Didn't you just get your monthly Twitch payment on Monday?

It's unfathomable how he's stopped making all of these payments due to the bankruptcy, so "in theory" he should be fine in the short term, and he's still claiming that he doesn't have money to buy games. I mean, we know about his gotcha addiction, but Jesus Christ.


Edit: This motherfucker snipes more in Nioh than he does in Call of Duty.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
My wife also works at a grocery store.. why exactly does he not just ask her to grab what they need on her way home? It's like one of the few perks that comes with that job. You're already there.
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Probably had enough of his shit and being passive aggressive said she's 'exhausted' after work. Good excuse to 'run errands on their day off together' and then Phil will have to buy her stuff too, and get wined and dined, while she pockets her own paychecks. People trash Kat but I think she's smart in some ways. Definitely pulling power moves on Phil occasionally to cuck him. Which he deserves seeing as it's pretty manipulative the way he painted himself to be this successful guy looking for a soulmate (Tevin showed all his dating IG photos yesterday) and then she gets there and he's expecting errands to be run and meals cooked for him. Bet she put a stop to that real quick.

Also WTF with those morning updates. Did he seriously say he can now see the carpet after vacuuming?! Wtf bro I gotta clean my house at least once a week, sometimes twice just cause I like feeling everything is on point.
 
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Phil is obvs desperate to keep Kat so he can see himself as an average american living in the suburbs and who has a car

He got lucky as hell to still find someone after Leanna dumped him, and he's probably afraid that he won't find anyone anymore after Kat leaves him, so he tries his best to not make her leave him by doing all the chores instead of doing chores togheter or have them do half-half like a normal married couple usually does

Basically, Phil treats Kat as someone he desperately wants to be togheter with by having him do all the things to make Kat think that he is hard working and that she doesn't have to do a thing, which is teenage behaviour if you ask me.
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Seems like he's now doing all the stuff Leanna used to do for him, except that was out of genuine love. And he never gave a fuck. Now he's doing it to keep Kat around, out of desperation. And she doesn't give a fuck. Proof that karma is a real, and she can be a bitch.
 
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wahkando said:
After 6 tips in a row, Phil immediately started saying "please guys if you're going to contribute today... please tip! I really need the tips right now! I appreciate all forms of contributions BUT"

Apparently he's got a bill 'they' told him he HAS to pay this week.
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Ok, now he's just lying.

He JUST got his Twitch money. That should cover his mortgage, the CT condo fees, and all his utilities. He has no other bills right now.

I mean, we know where the money is going, but what the fuck?
 
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