Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Kornheiser]

If you're in one of the states with anti-price gouging laws, you may want to check and see if your franchise is in violation, in addition look to see if promoting sales then not honoring them is in violation of any states laws. If you're going to quit, might as well go out with a bang.

Thanks I’m gonna do it anonymously because I think the management would retaliate hard if they knew I reported it. My co-workers are just as angry as me and outside of the high school kids most are considering leaving after the virus dies down.

 

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With the way that Iran is going, he doesn't have a shot in hell.

More footage of idiot Iranians storming shrines. (https://archive.li/clJPK)

And then there are stories like this. (https://archive.li/lJGVZ)

Then Iran is apparently pulling the same shit that some US states are pulling. (https://archive.vn/koiQW)

From what seems to be happening, Iran and China are very buddy-buddy with each other, which blows for Iran because China did start this horseshit. (https://archive.vn/EcR37) (https://archive.vn/Cf1Qm) (https://archive.li/l0Exf)

You add that to the mass graves Iran has built and the fact that they're outsourcing their sick rooms to parking lots, and I'm afraid our resident Mohammad is boned.

Lol, no Iranian believes your nonsense.

We can see your yid-controlled government doing its best to murder us as you concern troll, but why would we believe anything you say- especially the idea that you have an independent foreign policy? Americans have no say in the 'American' government.

We see Trump's chosen people dictating that they will attempt to murder more of our people using your government as their golem, as they always do. They will be made to pay for this, directly and individually.

Meanwhile, I was highly amused to learn that the 'bat soup' video comes from Palau- an effective US colony. Chinamen are disgusting, but the CCP does more to stop them eating bats than the US occupational government does.

Here's how China's competent government is ensuring that they continue to effectively suppress coronavirus.

Here's how Trump and other conservatives/classic liberals are coping.

Here are Chinese police and army medics ensuring that health services are provided in rural mountainous regions

Here is the American occupational government's effort to ensure people in Appalachia can receive essential treatment

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Well... Alex Fucking Jones, am i right ?

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r/Coronavirus - I’m Bill Gates, co-chair of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. AMA about COVID-19.

69,777 votes and 9,332 comments so far on Reddit

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First i was like, it's an obvious photoshop... Then i checked the thread for "microchip implanted under the skin"... What is this timeline ‽

Wait, is this being seriously considered or is it Gates being

 

[I can't imagine]

how can that happen? the supply at this point in the year is endless.
I got my biweekly delivery from a local farm yesterday, had a quick talk, they have to many potatoes and are anticipating an early harvest.

I work in the grocery business, so I can give a bit of insight. Basically, consumer demand is currently way above normal. Since most stores don't hold a large inventory of back stock in-store, they're reliant on shipments coming in on a regular basis. Those shipments are (with a few exceptions) still coming in to the stores, but the demand still isn't waning.

The supply chain that's used for grocery stores isn't really designed for unexpected, long-term spikes in sales. They need larger deliveries to the warehouses that serve the stores. They need enough warehouse workers to pick significantly more merchandise, additional trucks to load to send to stores, and enough drivers to take it to stores. Right now, they have none of these things. Most stores are still receiving as much freight as ever, if not more, but it isn't enough to keep up.

 

[Shield Breaker]

The less flattering something out of China is, the more likely it's accurate.
Those maps don't sit right with me, though. I know that North and South American natives are about 80% type O and hispanics are 60% type-O, but the highest concentration of type-A is European for sure.
Anyway, USA #1!

Yep, that's kinda awesome.

Just wait 'til they magnanimously step up to "save" afflicted countries in Africa. That's the real plague.

So the Chinese are the Thalmor and Africans are Khajiit?

 

[Curious Addie]

A guy was arrested for trolling on facebook about testing positive.

Texas man charged with false claim of COVID-19 diagnosis says he did so as a ‘social experiment’

A 23-year-old Texas man arrested for lying about testing positive for the new coronavirus told investigators he did so as a “social experiment,”...

www.dallasnews.com

 

[Goronnn]

Lol, no Iranian believes your nonsense.

We can see your yid-controlled government doing its best to murder us as you concern troll, but why would we believe anything you say- especially the idea that you have an independent foreign policy? Americans have no say in the 'American' government.

We see Trump's chosen people dictating that they will attempt to murder more of our people using your government as their golem, as they always do. They will be made to pay for this, directly and individually.

Meanwhile, I was highly amused to learn that the 'bat soup' video comes from Palau- an effective US colony. Chinamen are disgusting, but the CCP does more to stop them eating bats than the US occupational government does.

Here's how China's competent government is ensuring that they continue to effectively suppress coronavirus.
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Here's how Trump and other conservatives/classic liberals are coping.
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Here are Chinese police and army medics ensuring that health services are provided in rural mountainous regions
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Here is the American occupational government's effort to ensure people in Appalachia can receive essential treatment
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This is the most based post Ive read on this entire website.

As a proud American, I have to agree with you, Trump is a joke, and America sucks.

 

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This is the most based post Ive read on this entire website.

As a proud American, I have to agree with you, Trump is a joke, and America sucks.

I have no quarrel with Americans. I hope as many of you as possible survive the delibrate failure to produce testing kits, the diversion of testing kits to test Kardashians twice a day, and the general prioritization of 'muh economy' over 'actual human beings'.

Long live Americans. Death to the government that rules where America used to be.

 

[Lithos]

I'm not a financial/manufacturing, or even a strategic effort. But I wonder if we should start supporting our Pacific Territories and rebuilding some base there, as well. The Compact of Free Trade are all the former US territories that pretty much are still territories in all but name. Micronesia, Marshall Islands, Northern Marianas, Guam. And of course Bloomburg's Supertuesday Win in American Samoa must count for something! They have workers and there are naval bases dotted around just in case China gets uppity with us pulling more factory resources from them and want to play around in the south Pacific.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Everyone should just calm down, cause it’s the asteroid that’s-a-coming for our lives.

That’s not too long ago, right?

Large asteroid will fly by the Earth next month, but won't hit us, reassures NASA

On April 29, an asteroid estimated to be between 1.1 and 2.5 miles wide will fly by Earth. But it's not expected to collide with our planet, thankfully. If it did, the asteroid is "large enough to cause global effects," according to NASA, back when the asteroid was first discovered.

www.cnn.com

Oh noes, an asteroid next monnnnth!

But all in all, stay safe, and have fun, friends.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I have no quarrel with Americans. I hope as many of you as possible survive the delibrate failure to produce testing kits, the diversion of testing kits to test Kardashians twice a day, and the general prioritization of 'muh economy' over 'actual human beings'.

Long live Americans. Death to the government that rules where America used to be.

Isn't everything the will of Allah so if the Shia Iranians all die it's Allah's will, right? The Chinese are all idolators and haram so you shouldn't be concerned with them or us,; that is, if you really believe the Quran.

 

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Important safety information- don't use hand sanitizer for masturbation.

Please don't masturbate with hand sanitiser

Put the bottle down.

metro.co.uk

An Armenian says it's unsafe

Isn't everything the will of Allah so if the Shia Iranians all die it's Allah's will, right? The Chinese are all idolators and haram so you shouldn't be concerned with them or us,; that is, if you really believe the Quran.

Wow, you seem to have read Zionist 'jihad watch' propaganda very closely, my congratulations for your scholarship.

 

[Archeopthryx]

So the Chinese are the Thalmor and Africans are Khajiit?

The Chinese are the Ayleids.
We need to work on that Nede uprising.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Thanks I’m gonna do it anonymously because I think the management would retaliate hard if they knew I reported it. My co-workers are just as angry as me and outside of the high school kids most are considering leaving after the virus dies down.

Our entire economic system is going to be getting a hard look going foreword. Particularly the severe lack of patriotism and loyalty to the nation exhibited by corporate America over the last 25 years. Corporate America literally sold us out to the Chinese Communists. And yes, your local grocer probably wasn't involved in that but what they are doing does underscore the disconnect most businesses now have between their Duty to owners and shareholders and their duties to the nation.

 

[HonsPonzud]

This shit almost made me cry, the way they felt they needed to adress that "generation" i don't know exactly why, i'm not even from the U.S.A. but this passage got me emotional, probably for stupid reasons that i would explain as if they start to see how bad it is, as if your grandparents that you allways had a complex relationship with tried to be nice and counting on you because things are really going to get tough, it schocked me. Some of the comments of probably younger people don't understand it this way.

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I felt really bad after watching these clips... Because i don't want to believe we are at this point that, a government that kept repeating how bad video games are and how gamers must be violent because of "violence" in video games , has allways had a shitty relaitonship with these generations are just turning the button to "let's get real" for once and talk from a good place. Also can't help thinking it also reeks of a bit of underlying, desperation, or wanting to make things right with people because now, things are really that "bad" that there is no need for silly lies or calling people names for anti gaming and lobbying / propaganda reasons... This fucks me up.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Wow, you seem to have read Zionist 'jihad watch' propaganda very closely, my congratulations for your scholarship.

Nah, there are a couple of Muslims in my extended family who talk about their re.tarded religion, the idea that Allah has determined your fate is a core belief. Sort of like evangelical Christians and their belief God has a plan for everyone. Islam just adds goats, jihad and burkas.

And I've actually read the Qaran.

 

[backfad]

Our entire economic system is going to be getting a hard look going foreword. Particularly the severe lack of patriotism and loyalty to the nation exhibited by corporate America over the last 25 years. Corporate America literally sold us out to the Chinese Communists. And yes, your local grocer probably wasn't involved in that but what they are doing does underscore the disconnect most businesses now have between their Duty to owners and shareholders and their duties to the nation.

You'll have to eradicate the virus first, and I don't mean 2019-nCoV.

 

[JosephStalin]

Hmmm...this report says chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine can be effective in treating the WuFlu. Best thing - chloroquine readily available, easy to make.

Chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine as available weapons to fight COVID-19

www.sciencedirect.com

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

Could you translate the memes for us? You did it before and it was very helpful, made the memes funnier.

Welp. Turns out you can't edit posts that have been quoted. Yeah my fault I did get lazy, mostly because as I explained later my computer commited fucking sepukku, and using big images and videos on the phone client is a paaaaaain (fun fact, i found out one of my posts has "hi" in the end out of context. That's because to find out where the line ends so I can add stuff I usually add a buncha extra lines, then a random word, and paste the videos on the first empty line. That time I forgot to delete the line in the end… Could've been a lot worse than "hi" if I forgot to erase it in other posts). It's 1:28 here in spain so I won't go scouring for my untranslated memes, feel free to PM me any if you find them and I'll do translate those here as an apology:

Original post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wuhan-coronavirus-megathread.65421/post-6160993
MEME 1: Meme's about how quarantine will impact easter. On easter the penitents use large images of christ and the virgin, carrying them on "pasos", while music (one of which is the track used on the video) blares. This guy fears the cancelation of easter and so he made his own paso on his roomba.

MEME2: Again, easter, here we see a group of penitentes carrying a paso with a virgin statue being stopped by the civil guard, as it is illegal to come out for non-essential things:
Cop 1: Can I know where are you going?
Penitents: I'm going to the farmacy. I'm going to the market. I'm going to the newspaper shop. I'm going to the barber.
Cop 2: And the virgin?
Penitent: That's my mom, I'm taking her to the hospital.

MEME 3: Amongst the aforementioned vital needs comes taking the dog out to shit. Seems this dog was taken out to shit a few too many times already.

MEME 4: Here we hear the harrowing tale of the suffering of quarantined spaniards:
"We've been caged for 3 days now. I'm drinking my coffee fast as I can because in just a moment starts a virtual tour of the El Prado museum, which I've been told is very interesting, they're doing some fantastic visits. (I left the link on another post, they really are fantastic.) Later I'm going to a yoga class because a neighbor here from the area is streaming, through skype, yoga classes so we can move and all that. Later I'm gonna watch "Ferreras" (a specific journalist which keeps making reports on the disease's spread) because I want to know how this is all turning out, up and down, we'll have to watch the news to see if the government's talked again and have something to communicate. Later this afternoon I'm watching 2 theater shows, now that I am on "teatralia" and I have those 2 shows they put on streaming which are also really interesting, then at 6 I have to go clap from the rooftop to thank the healthcare workers, but then at 8 I have to sing "Sobreviviré" by monica naranjo and I don't have time to practice because at 10 I'm in a group karaoke of "Resistiré" by "el dúo dinámico". Look, after quarantine I'm gonna have to ask for a medical leave, I thought I was gonna get bored what I am is overworked. Overworked. Every few minutes my neighbor calls me through the patio "neighbor! some chat!" I have nothing to tell you! And all the time on skype I haven't skyped this much in my whole life. There's people I haven't seen in 20 years they're calling me on skype. Because of union, because of union. And there's a guy whose face I don't even remember but he says we were classmates on EGB, so I keep up with him and do a social good. But, fuck, let me rest a minute, let me rest a minute that even "Nethri" is missing me, please let me get some days of quarantine and relax because right now what I wantis to take a nap and calm. Coronavirus is gonna go but stress will kill us all."

MEME 5: This is an altered rendition of "como una ola", with the lyrics changed to, translated:
"Like a ball, I'm turning into stuck home here. Like a ball, of celulitis and fat. All day going to the fridge to see if anything's happened. Like a baaaaaaallllll!!!!!"

Do we have time for bonus meme? BOOONUS MEMEEEEEE!

Man: Alexa! I'm going out for a walk!
Alexa: Where are you going you fucking idiot? With that coronavirus deal going around out there if you even think of getting out of home I'm calling the cops on your ass, you moron!

 

[Gog & Magog]

Iran see biggest day increase in coronavirus fatalities
"Iran reportedly saw its biggest single-day increase in coronavirus deaths on Wednesday, as the country’s death toll rose to 1,135.
Iran reported 147 additional deaths Wednesday, according to The Associated Press."
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Two people who work for my mother are being tested for the Wu-Flu. One started feeling sick after coming back from France. I am not afraid, just concerned.