Twitter 3/18/20 - BABScon cancelled and Chris's rant on Coronavirus

[Vendetta]

Truly a paragon of mental and physical health. And remember, crapping your pants is okay as long as you wash your hands and stay positive.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Chris is popping off at da haters

"You're becoming horrible"

These enablers make newfags look like masters. And again, keep catering to HIM with "Christine" while at the same time trying to lambaste him. God, I don't know who I hate more, honestly.

 

[Oregano]

Chris is popping off at da haters

>You do not comprehend my duties and hard work
>Supposedly knew Corona was gonna happen but told no one, and is now upset that Ponycon #642 is cancelled

 

[Haesindang Park]

I hope San Francisco is a brand new and clean San Francisco than instead of the current San Franshitsco we know of at the moment. A brony convention in a city where the homeless can legally shit on the streets out in the open? Come on!

Asides from that, I don't think Chris realize that there's still a lot of people who are out working during this pandemic just to serve the majority their needs. Grocery stores are hiring and so is Amazon to help out during this time. Then again, this is Chris we're talking about; he doesn't care. The world is about him. Brony conventions are more important than people dropping dead left and right like dying flies as healthcare workers handle their bodies.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I hope San Francisco is a brand new and clean San Francisco than instead of the current San Franshitsco we know of at the moment. A brony convention in a city where the homeless can legally shit on the streets out in the open? Come on!

That sounds like a dream come true for Chris.

 

[RJ MacReady]

That sounds like a dream come true for Chris.

The CWCville version of San Francisco is still buried under mountains of hobo shit and AIDS because even God Chris's omnipotent magical powers can't fix it.

 

[Sho'nuff]

We are 2 years from a vaccine and current estimates are 80% of the US population will get the virus in the intervening 2 years.
Chris and Barb are the definition of at-risk for their age ranges.

This is it boys, Chris-Chan: End Game begins now.

 

[Rogowski]

A brony convention in a city where the homeless can legally shit on the streets out in the open? Come on!

The convention isn’t in the city, it’s actually in a different city altogether located near the airport. Probably due at least in part to all the homeless feces strewn about.

Spoiler

 

[A Grey Cat]

I hope San Francisco is a brand new and clean San Francisco than instead of the current San Franshitsco we know of at the moment. A brony convention in a city where the homeless can legally shit on the streets out in the open? Come on!

Asides from that, I don't think Chris realize that there's still a lot of people who are out working during this pandemic just to serve the majority their needs. Grocery stores are hiring and so is Amazon to help out during this time. Then again, this is Chris we're talking about; he doesn't care. The world is about him. Brony conventions are more important than people dropping dead left and right like dying flies as healthcare workers handle their bodies.

Hey now in the us only about 100 have died were not loading the dead up in vans to get then incinerated as soon as possible like it's the second coming of the plauge

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

dirty crapped briefs + clean hands = immunity

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris is popping off at da haters

Books, Graphic novel, Chris thinks that word could trigger someone's curiosity.
"You don't know me" Chris thinks he's no longer autistic

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Books, Graphic novel, Chris thinks that word could trigger someone's curiosity.
"You don't know me" Chris thinks he's no longer autistic

Lmao he thought he cured his autism back in 2010.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Lmao he thought he cured his autism back in 2010.

No, he's undergoing weekly infusions of Icelandic Ultrablue to get rid of his autism.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Young healthy Chinese doctors and nurses have died from this even with the right PPE, and all Chris cares about is a a social gathering for creepy fans of cartoon horses. Every. Single. Event. Has. Been. Canceled. Schools and restaurants are closed. This is so serious business, folks and ain’t a joke.

I hope McDonald's temporarily closes because then that'll definitely impact him when he can't find somewhere to eat and he'll have to actually make meals for himself. He did have a period where he did attempt to make meals but like anything that requires effort, it was short lived. With the gathering restrictions highly encouraged and businesses temporarily closing, he's going to go stir crazy.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I hope McDonald's temporarily closes because then that'll definitely impact him when he can't find somewhere to eat and he'll have to actually make meals for himself. He did have a period where he did attempt to make meals but like anything that requires effort, it was short lived. With the gathering restrictions highly encouraged and businesses temporarily closing, he's going to go stir crazy.

Doesn’t he barely leave the house anymore except to go on fast food runs? Especially since he’s basically banned from all local retail outlets and hobby stores.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I hope McDonald's temporarily closes because then that'll definitely impact him when he can't find somewhere to eat and he'll have to actually make meals for himself. He did have a period where he did attempt to make meals but like anything that requires effort, it was short lived. With the gathering restrictions highly encouraged and businesses temporarily closing, he's going to go stir crazy.

I'm going to sound like a broken record, but Chris is really like Barb, if the spaghetti dinner story is to be believed.

Doesn’t he barely leave the house anymore except to go on fast food runs? Especially since he’s basically banned from all local retail outlets and hobby stores.

Well, it's not like he can order delivery anymore, since Papa John's banned him. Might as well do what his parents did to him; take his shopping over to another county.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Doesn’t he barely leave the house anymore except to go on fast food runs? Especially since he’s basically banned from all local retail outlets and hobby stores.

There was a time recently when after years, he came into places like Target and WalMart with "apology agreements" that asked to lift the ban and refrain from the companies calling the police on him. I guess afterwards he realized that those places didn't care anymore and just would go back.

Mainly though, he goes to the local Sheetz to get food, or fast food joints. I doubt the Chandler kitchen is in any state that food can be prepared in.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

There was a time recently when after years, he came into places like Target and WalMart with "apology agreements" that asked to lift the ban and refrain from the companies calling the police on him. I guess afterwards he realized that those places didn't care anymore and just would go back.

Mainly though, he goes to the local Sheetz to get food, or fast food joints. I doubt the Chandler kitchen is in any state that food can be prepared in.

It's for the best. With all that horde around the stove, Chris might cause another fire. I know he used the stove before to make dinner once but I wouldn't put it past him to do it again. Plus by not using said stove, they must be saving a lot in the gas bill.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

Lmao he thought he cured his autism back in 2010.

And yet he still uses neurotypical as an insult.

 

[The Fool]

And yet he still uses neurotypical as an insult.

Every few months Chris "cures" his autism, and then says he's special for having autism. It really is one of the finer examples of Chris being pure Freudian Id, constantly having thoughts that are contradictory and paradoxical to one another. He needs to be special and pitied for having a disability, but also he's in complete control of that disability and can remove it at any time.