Twitter 3/18/20 - BABScon cancelled and Chris's rant on Coronavirus

"Hmm.... I uh... knew about that there virus months in advance, but I felt no need to overthink it... I mean, what harm is a couple of deaths and staying home from work gonna-"

Pony convention celebrating a dead tv show made for 5 year olds gets canceled.

"THIS IS THE LAST LAST STRAW!"

Oh, Chris... you and your priorities.
 
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Honestly, I can't help but give Chris credit.

This virus scare has been going on for months, it's all over the news, social media. Everyone is talking about it, I mean everyone. Chris has undoubtedly been hearing about it for months. He's a social media junkie, he loves to follow the herd and conform and mimic his peers. So him completely and utterly ignoring the virus until it directly affects him is definitely new for him. I mean, I can see the logic in it. Chris was witnessing something he had no control over, a genuine disaster. Makes sense for him to block it out and go "pssh, I'm a goddess! I don't need to care!"

And now he does care. Funny, that.
 
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The Fool said:
Honestly, I can't help but give Chris credit.

This virus scare has been going on for months, it's all over the news, social media. Everyone is talking about it, I mean everyone. Chris has undoubtedly been hearing about it for months. He's a social media junkie, he loves to follow the herd and conform and mimic his peers. So him completely and utterly ignoring the virus until it directly affects him is definitely new for him. I mean, I can see the logic in it. Chris was witnessing something he had no control over, a genuine disaster. Makes sense for him to block it out and go "pssh, I'm a goddess! I don't need to care!"

And now he does care. Funny, that.
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He might even actively hate it becasue it victimizes others, taking attention away from him. As a result he has probably been trying to ignore it, to futily not contribute to people's awareness of it.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
He still frequents Target quite a bit.
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Call me a sucker but I still feel kinda bad for him. At Target, people are forced to interact with him but I imagine at cons there are some who will legitimately want to. Pretty sure everyone here can agree that it's more stimulating interacting with someone who has similar interests compared to a cashier. Even if interactions at cons are just people who only want to talk to him because he's a cow, that's still better than a dude behind a counter who is probably extremely uncomfortable
 
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"I am confirmed to be... " "...negative of the virus, myself, from recent bloodwork with my family doctor. "
#1, Blood tests are specific and just because someone took your blood for a test does not mean they were testing for a specific virus.
#2, Most viral testing is done via a nose or throat swab.
#3, You're so exposed to contagions thanks to the hoard, you'll never die, Chris.
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Lab tech here (MLT), they probably drew blood to test for beetus and cholesterols, nothing unusual. There is no blood test that I know of for this virus yet. Those stock photos with the blood tubes are all wrong and very funny. Most respiratory viruses are tested by nasal or throat swab via PCR. The doctor told Chris he was negative to make him happy or to reassure him.
 
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"Reading about the symptoms increases the risk of infection"
Similar to the early childhood belief "if I can't see it, then it's not real."
It's kind of like closing your eyes when you masturbate in public to avoid getting caught. Except someone from my high school actually did this and, unfortunately, it does not work.
 
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Liber Pater said:
"Reading about the symptoms increases the risk of infection"
Similar to the early childhood belief "if I can't see it, then it's not real."
It's kind of like closing your eyes when you masturbate in public to avoid getting caught. Except someone from my high school actually did this and, unfortunately, it does not work.
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Funnily enough, a slow-in-the-mind couple in high school (and an uglier pairing of human beings you cannot imagine) at least twice that I knew of, would go into the nearby park on lunch breaks and he'd sit on a park bench and she'd blow him right out in public. When asked about it after half the school witnessed or heard about this, he was shocked anyone knew, because he covered her head and his crotch with his jacket, so clearly no one could see what was going on!

Little kid logic and teenage hormones combine for the least sexiest things you could possibly imagine when it comes to the retarded.
 
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Everyone here is worried about COVID-19, meanwhile the true pandemic is brewing inside of Chris' disgusting house.

If he coughs or touches anyone next time he goes outside, Novel SONICHU-69 will spread across the world. I know not what the symptoms would be, but I do know that death would be a blessing.
 
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Seven Inches said:
Everyone here is worried about COVID-19, meanwhile the true pandemic is brewing inside of Chris' disgusting house.

If he coughs or touches anyone next time he goes outside, Novel SONICHU-69 will spread across the world. I know not what the symptoms would be, but I do know that death would be a blessing.
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If the virus was named that way, Chris will be so proud.
Liber Pater said:
"Reading about the symptoms increases the risk of infection"
Similar to the early childhood belief "if I can't see it, then it's not real."
It's kind of like closing your eyes when you masturbate in public to avoid getting caught. Except someone from my high school actually did this and, unfortunately, it does not work.
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To Chris, ignorance is bliss
 
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