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tzgnilki said:
I was thinking about this today, watching his nioh begthrough, the amount of times he runs into a wall and starts screaming "I can't move", dude there's a wall there, or he's stuck on a barrel or some object, but because it's off camera-it doesn't exist in his eyes for some reason

any normal person can understand they got stuck, DSP calls for the entire dev team to resign and begin issuing apologies
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DSP believes that he should be allowed to back into walls free of consequences. He freely admits that he "has to" do this some times, but it's the game's fault for both the camera not suddenly making the environment opaque AND the enemy should not follow him and trap him in the corner.

wahkando said:
I'll just repost this which summarizes the final meltdown which caused Swagginz to go rogue;
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Essentially Swagginz got pissed (justified 100%) after the RE2 flame after Phil mistunderstood what he said and started contributing less etc., then during Philip's Sekiro play-through (which was Swagginz's like favorite game ever apparently) Swagginz was complaining and whining non-stop in chat about how Phil was slating and shitting on the game. This in turn made Phil angry af because he hates any kind of opinion that doesn't align with his own, especially from his pig-drones. This culminated in some really difficult boss on Sekiro many hours into the game, where Phil told Swagginz he's a exceptional fanboy and the day after Swagginz stopped coming around and unbanned a bunch of trolls, after which Phil kicked him and passively aggressively whined.

So not really a huge war or anything, just the passive aggressive whining from these terminally online twitchtards.
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This is correct. Anytime DSP misreads a tip, it is the other person's fault. Anyone that likes a game DSP hates is a fanboy that refuses to see the truth.

In fact, going to the first quote I posted, at 13:00 in this video, DSP literally screams at Swagginz because Swaggins said it's "user error" that DSP keeps backing into walls.

Here it is in video form.

 
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tzgnilki said:
I was thinking about this today, watching his nioh begthrough, the amount of times he runs into a wall and starts screaming "I can't move", dude there's a wall there, or he's stuck on a barrel or some object, but because it's off camera-it doesn't exist in his eyes for some reason

any normal person can understand they got stuck, DSP calls for the entire dev team to resign and begin issuing apologies
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If you thought that was bad
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DarkSydePhil: Sekiro Lone Shadow Longswordsman

Phil fighting the Lone Shadow Swordsman. Took him 1 hour and 20 minutes.
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His fight with Ludwig was also this bad, but that video’s 3 hours long
He really doesn’t understand 3D games on a fundamental level
 
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Salubrious said:
DSP is camping, hiding in staircases, and had the balls to call the game boring.

Edit: He finally got into a firefight, lost, and said that "the game got choppy."
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"the game chopped up" :story:

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DSP live 25 minutes before he's scheduled to start his stream

is this normal?

streams are scheduled to begin at 1045, which is usually when he starts the music, but today he's live at 1020, probably still won't appear until 1130/1200 as usual

edit: actually appeared at 1045, fucking weird

already complaining about the pig flu, jealous of people playing doom eternal early
 
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Phil complaining about people getting Doom Eternal early.

Two types of people:
Gamestop preorders
Snowflakes who were preordained to get the prerelease copies

Whaaa wahaa, Amazon has delayed shipment of Doom and Animal Crossing because they are prioritizing delivery of important stuff first.

CORONAVIRUS IS DRAMA. Cease tawking about it.

Phil actually said, you should email me an apology instead of throwing dollars at me.

Chat: Why is your Xbox time three hours behind?
Phil: It's Eastern time. After the move it didn't detect where I was and change the time. The PS4 did but the Xbox never did.
 
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tzgnilki said:
DSP live 25 minutes before he's scheduled to start his stream

is this normal?

streams are scheduled to begin at 1045, which is usually when he starts the music, but today he's live at 1020, probably still won't appear until 1130/1200 as usual
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Day streams start at 10:15. He was a few minutes late as usual.
 
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Whaaa wahaa, Amazon has delayed shipment of Doom and Animal Crossing because they are prioritizing delivery of important stuff first.

CORONAVIRUS IS DRAMA. Cease tawking about it.
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wow Amazon is back to delivering stuff? according to a certain nature adult who knows how everything works amazon wasn't going to be delivering stuff because people wouldn't want to go to work because corona.
 
Salubrious said:
DSP believes that he should be allowed to back into walls free of consequences. He freely admits that he "has to" do this some times, but it's the game's fault for both the camera not suddenly making the environment opaque AND the enemy should not follow him and trap him in the corner.



This is correct. Anytime DSP misreads a tip, it is the other person's fault. Anyone that likes a game DSP hates is a fanboy that refuses to see the truth.

In fact, going to the first quote I posted, at 13:00 in this video, DSP literally screams at Swagginz because Swaggins said it's "user error" that DSP keeps backing into walls.

Here it is in video form.

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This is typicall Phill. Everyone else should improve and fix things he deems broken, but try tell him to improve his stream he will flail and t pose til he his red in his sausage face.
 
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Comma said:
I made a compilation of yesterday's dogshit atrocity of a stream. And yes, it's a compilation of almost half an hour, taken from a 2-hour stream. I think that says enough...

"Enjoy".

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Not bad, but you could maybe edit some clips out entirely. Someo of them felt like they were uneeded or went on too long.

Also, his potato aim is fucking hilarious, his lack of understanding how guns work is hilarious, and his pathetic runs kill me inside.
 
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Animal Crossing question:

Since Phil and Kat have separate switches, there wont be any chance of crossplay/coop in the works, right?
 
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Animal Crossing question:

Since Phil and Kat have separate switches, there wont be any chance of crossplay/coop in the works, right?
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I am sorry DiabeticSP but since your message was not attached to a cheer or tip I am unfortunately unable to answer!

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Some bankruptcy news to make up for it though!
 
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Seattle deathcamp update

new camp set up 40-50 minutes from DSP

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this makes it the third corona camp in his county, one is 15 minutes away, and another is 18 minutes away
 
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tzgnilki said:
Seattle deathcamp update

new camp set up 40-50 minutes from DSP

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this makes it the third corona camp in his county, one is 15 minutes away, and another is 18 minutes away
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I think I read in an article today that Washington state had 74 deaths I believe. If that's true, Washington is probably the worst place to be for a person with Phils immune system.

Found the source: https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/co...-numbers-increase/XIDPHMLVOJAAREQ5YCL75367PU/
 
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