Twitter 3/18/20 - BABScon cancelled and Chris's rant on Coronavirus

[Blue_Snow]

I heard drinking your own sperm was a cure for corona, so Chris is going to be ok.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I heard drinking your own sperm was a cure for corona, so Chris is going to be ok.

Who told you that Gwenth palltorw? Was it on her goop site?

 

[Blue_Snow]

Who told you that Gwenth palltorw? Was it on her goop site?

yes, I’ve spent 10k on her sapphire infused horse cum. You got me

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Everyone else: Stay inside your home, don't go to work, try to limit your social contact with no more than two or three people.

Chris: Absolutely no change in lifestyle.

Knowing Chris, he would willingly go outside just to do the opposite of what's being told of him and call heatlh offcials trolls for making him not socialize. The guy cannot stand being alone despite being coddeled and trolled to the point of paranoia.

 

[teat]

Chris could've used his foresight for good and should NOT have approved this not-canon virus so BABscon wouldn't be cancelled!
Is he an evil goddess???

 

[The Dude]

I heard drinking your own sperm was a cure for corona, so Chris is going to be ok.

Joke's on you, because Chris murdered his ability to ejaculate with titty skittles, estro-gel, and a lifestyle of obesity and laziness. Chris couldn't cum to save his life...literally.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Chris could've used his foresight for good and should NOT have approved this not-canon virus so BABscon wouldn't be cancelled!
Is he an evil goddess???

"If there is a God, she is immeasurably cruel or really, really lazy. And also fat."

 

[Tikbalang]

I heard drinking your own sperm was a cure for corona, so Chris is going to be ok.

If Chris is a pokeman, Recycle will be one of the four moves aside from Defense Curl

 

[Glowie]

Funny thing I'm watching road warrior now and...UK the guy with the skinned animal on his head? Toadie?

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Just replace Those dolls with a couple Funko Pops and put the nightstar plushie on his head and we have our post apocalyptic Chris.

This would imply that
Chris knows how to measure clothes.
How to sow together clothes
Let go of his ego and dress practically

He squeezes into tube tops that are two sizes too small for God's sakes. Chris looks like a overstuffed sausage with a ribbon tied to it, just like any autismo in denial about obesity.

If worse comes, Chris wouldn't cooperate with his neibors during times of crisis. He's more likely to mooch off them when this 19-nCov pandemic worsens.

I can see Chris dumpster diving or begging food on Twitter. He lost all contact with real world.

If Chris is a pokeman, Recycle will be one of the four moves aside from Defense Curl

Add flail to it and we're good.

 

[Tikbalang]

Add flail to it and we're good.

Also Sludge Bomb and Ability Truant

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

"I remained oblivious"

I think this may be the dumbest tweet he's ever written. I wonder how upset he'll be when they close the restaurants around him...

That should be on his headstone.

Holy fuck, he's saying the wu flu is a necessary cull of the weak and that he is into the handwashing stuff....holy no self awareness.......weew lads!!!

 

[dirtydeanna96]

He can hold BabsCon at home.
Have w33ns come meet snorlax.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Odd that Chris would be promoting something out of the eugenics playbook.

 

[BallBuster]

If Chris gets and gives the virus to barb, chances are neither makes it out of it alive. Being younger doesn’t mean he will survive especially with his shit health.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Odd that Chris would be promoting something out of the eugenics playbook.

The merge has billions of people dying (41% - 49% of the entire human population) and no doubt Chris is thinking of it as a way to kill off all the people he doesn’t like and he’s left surrounded with pretty ladies all to himself.

 

[MarineN*423543]

We are 2 years from a vaccine and current estimates are 80% of the US population will get the virus in the intervening 2 years.
Chris and Barb are the definition of at-risk for their age ranges.

This is it boys, Chris-Chan: End Game begins now.

lard couldnt take him, a cough wouldnt hurt the godbear chosen, as the anchuent prophecy says

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

If Chris gets and gives the virus to barb, chances are neither makes it out of it alive. Being younger doesn’t mean he will survive especially with his shit health.

I'd feel bad for the emergency crews that have to crawl in through the hoard to get lard lad Chris and his mother out. Might be safer to knock out a wall or window than to navigate through that mess.

 

[José Mourinho]

Gotta like how naive Chris is in response to the virus in general. I'll just point down to him not knowing much at all about the virus and he'd likely just brush it off as just a simple flu.

How often does Chris bathe now come to think of it in regards to his hygiene?

 

[Jason Wynn]

If the plague really starts going apocalypse and it turns into The Stand scenario, I'd like to see Chris survive it. The world will need a Tom Cullen figure.

"M-O-O-N! That spells Sonichu!"

 

[Alex Krycek]

A normal, healthy adult that gets proper rest and nutrition can beat this thing without much issue from what I understand. That’s not to minimize that you can still spread it without showing any symptoms and therefor really hurt people. But for the average person this kinda is “hey I know this sucks, wait it out a little while, we will even give you money.” But the ironic thing is that Chris himself probably doesn’t have the best immune system and elderly people are the most at risk and he is most angry about some convention for cartoon horses rather than his own personal well being.

He washes his hands a lot, but that’s not a sure thing. If he catches this and is sharing a living space with Barb? He’s fucked.