Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[NoSpiceLife]

Thank you, I've been looking for that.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Did the gov't state they would be revisiting the travel ban here in the next few weeks? It's impossible to find out any info and I have to book flights for travel soon or cancel all my plans until Q4/20

From what I understand the bans are supposed to lift on May 1. Which is wildly . I expect they will be extended until june 1 and even then it may take an couple weeks for airlines to ramp back up. I personally would not plan for any travel until at least July but that is just my opinion on the matter.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Now there are nine infected in my district, but thankfully none in my town.

Was at the doctor today to pick up a prescription. I'm fine. Red tape and stop signs everywhere, the admittance desk was literally barricaded off and there were designated waiting areas for each person (2 meters apart) outside of the building. Video consultations will be available soon, too. Business as usual, yeah.
Cashiers are now in boxes of glass. And for some reason, besides milk, flour, rice, noodles and toilet paper, people buy household detergents and styling products like they're going out of style. And the first people are freaking out. One guy set off a fire extinguisher in a LIDL a few towns over and there was an altercation in a local bakery. And people really hate the one-pack-tp-per-purchase-rule.

No adults or small kids in the streets but a lot of stupid teenagers. Fuck them. If we get a curfew it's going to be their fault.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Ahhhh, nope, not yet! He still didn't get Madagascar infected.

Who knew that 2020 would be the year of the rise of the Great Lemur Empire?

 

[SpEd Kaczynski]

Which state falls into Anarchy first?

Well the infected stats as of right now for the top three infected states are:

New York

7,102

Washington

1,377

California

1,067

I could see any of the three falling into anarchy but I'd place my bets on New York as being the first. Hell, with "bail reform" and all the other shit going on there I wouldn't be surprised to see them eventually fall into anarchy even without the existence of corona-chan.

 

[XYZpdq]

Central FL update, last night nearby walmart was pretty well stocked for bread, mostly empty on freezer food, out of Corona Familiars again but decent beer selection, Publix had beer, the usual horrible frozen ground beef patties Publix gets in for whatever reason, most of the freezer section stocked including pizzas, which had been empty another time.
this morning Aldi had plenty of pasta, meat, all that good shit

 

[RodgerDodger]

They closed the liquor stores and bars in Penslyvannia so theres my bet.

Even Kalifornia listed the Weed stores as “Essential Bussiness”

 

[Judge Holden]

UPDATE 2 - CORONA BOOGALOO: Feel....stuffy. Somewhat congested, somewhat claggy, and very slightly achey. Getting plenty of sleep and drinking plenty of liquid seem to be helping, and the tripple thicc homemade frogurt I have been inhaling has been extremely threaputic for my throat. I do appear to be farting like a dying nigger though, but that might just be the new batch of kimchi I have moved on to

UPDATE 2.5 - Spicy fermented food seems to be having an extremely positive effect, flatulance aside. My claggyness and cough was almost entirely eliminated by the kimchi/sriracha chicken waffles I had for lunch, and my energy levels seem almost back to normal as of now. That being said, if this truly is the chinese bat-AIDs it is probably an extremely mild case, and I have yet to experience any gastrointestinal symptoms so do not read this as anything other than anecdotal shit for minor suspected wu-flu

 

[Gender of peace]

My entire family has symptoms. No one can get tested, not even my parents who are seniors. They live in the Great Lakes region.

Meanwhile in Texas, my gun shop had a sign posted last week about social distancing. A futile effort as the place was packed. I skipped that trip but ventured back yesterday. Now there's a bouncer type dude standing outside taking names, only a few customers in the shop at a time. Lots of bare ammo shelves.

 

[Nigger Rick]

It frightens the customers and since we work near a major VA hospital the staff comes in all the time they have been complaining about mask shortages.

They should be frightened and incentivized to wear them too. If there are shortages, you can make them at home, or wear a scarf.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

The rush to close businesses amid coronavirus reeks of white privilege | Solomon Jones

I'd throatpunch that stupid fuck. I had to write this last night to put on our restaurant doors. One of the hardest things I've ever had to do. And that nigger thinks I'm white privileged because we have to actually close our business with no real knowledge that we'll even have the means to reopen? Grrrrr. MOTI ratings ahoy!

Stay safe, Kiwis. The world is slipping off its axis.

 

[Adam The Ticket Seller]

Not related to WuFlu worldwide, but still something funny about how you shouldn't call it "Chinese" because its implying racism and its vauge, and Brumpf only did it to direct attention away from him.

Spoiler

 

[Miang]

My office took forever to clear me to work from home, during which time we had two people come in hacking their damn lungs up. Really, the amount of people who have shown up feeling sick so they can "prove" they have to be sent home makes me furious.

Five days later, my chest feels heavy and my throat is definitely raw. No fever, no chills, no shortness of breath, and I'm not coughing, but it's certainly enough to dampen my spirits. Something tells me my apartment and my reserves of vino are about to get very intimately acquainted over the next two months.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

UPDATE 2.5 - Spicy fermented food seems to be having an extremely positive effect, flatulance aside. My claggyness and cough was almost entirely eliminated by the kimchi/sriracha chicken waffles I had for lunch, and my energy levels seem almost back to normal as of now. That being said, if this truly is the chinese bat-AIDs it is probably an extremely mild case, and I have yet to experience any gastrointestinal symptoms so do not read this as anything other than anecdotal shit for minor suspected wu-flu

Thanks for letting us know whats going on? Question, I know you catch this bullshit early, but were there any signs before you went full on commie cough?

Also the kimchi thing is interesting. Isn't South Korea handling this shit the best?

 

[FatalTater]

Boy, when Trump started talking about the medicines that are supposed to be good for this virus, the lady behind him started blinking like she was sending Morse code signals. Was she? Hell if I know.

 

[CashMoney!]

It lends credence to the theory that governments sat on the virus response and are intentionally fucking up every way possible to push extreme control measures......

This is implying our government is in any way competent enough to pull off a large plan like this without a hitch.

I went through bookmarks from about 8 years ago to source the particular cult I was referencing about microchips being bad juju. It's based in the Czech Republic. Here's one of their flyers talking about how pandemics are the trigger for the ID microchips to track vaccinations and then go from there.



I'm really fucking weirded out this poster is now a hot take on the situation instead of fucking lunacy. My brain feels like it's melting at this point. This timeline is haram.

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[Linako 2.0]

About to go to work.
despite our county having 9 and stores closing early, my job will still have a bunch of flights to service. even more than usual like it's spring season.
more updates when I clock in.

 

[Judge Holden]

Thanks for letting us know whats going on? Question, I know you catch this bullshit early, but were there any signs before you went full on commie cough?

Not really, woke up Wednesday with a really nasty headache, and as the day went on my throat started going claggy, my body started aching and feeling feverish, and I couldnt stop coughing. All this happened within about 12 hours. However others in my building have said they had headaches a while longer before they got symptoms so I would say that the first warning sign is a headache that appears despite you being well hydrated/fed and refuses to go away

As for the kimchi, I have been mostly concerned with keeping my nasal passages and sinuses clear which it has been pretty good at doing, as well as making sure my immune system was as beefed up as possible, and while I cant comment on whether any of the probiotic shit I have been taking has had any real effect, my symptoms have majorly improved in the past two days which is somewhat encouraging.

To be real, neither it nor the homemade kefir or yoghurt or sriracha I have been consooming are a miracle cure-all, and odds are its only having basic-ass "sooth throat + clear sinuses + protein and minerals" effects which are only slightly supplementing the factors of ample sleep and regular hydration which are almost entirely responsible for keeping symptoms down. Unless a reputable medical source produces a mile long peer reviewed study on how helpful probiotics are for this disease, dont assume shit and dont put any level of trust in them working for you

 

[northstar747]

It lends credence to the theory that governments sat on the virus response and are intentionally fucking up every way possible to push extreme control measures......

I disagree the stock market tanking and the virus running around between the elites, shows this was an accident.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

From what I understand the bans are supposed to lift on May 1. Which is wildly . I expect they will be extended until june 1 and even then it may take an couple weeks for airlines to ramp back up. I personally would not plan for any travel until at least July but that is just my opinion on the matter.

Unless you're traveling the sane and rational way: driving.