Only John can take the subject of donating supplies to hospitals and end up looking like a fucking asshole.
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Ah, finally the papers talk to John about something in his wheelhouse - and no, I don't mean vidya, I mean shilling dumb shit.
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Shit that wasn't going to happen regardless: Cancelled
Can't wait to see the ramping up of digital work that your campaign is going to produce, John.
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Of course, he's still e-begging.
For starters, Frank is going to want that huge loan to John's scampaign repaid, and sooner rather than later.
Since the loan represents more money than the campaign has on hand, I won't be surprised to see some truly desperate begging for contributions, followed by the firing of John's entire staff. By June, the campaign will consist of a barrage of illiterate tweets, and expenses will be reduced to three lonely meals a week at Potbelly.
It will also be amusing if Frank's next job comes quickly and requires him to move out of state.
Wow. Frank losing his job seems like a big fucking deal. Although he might have been posturing, when they became home owners John made a point of telling everyone that they struggled to come up with the down payment -- mind you, this was a few months after Porsche #3.
Frank probably did pretty well for himself, but I would imagine he would have had to be seeing 300k to really put any money away for a rainy day on top of the lifestyle he was living. Think about it. You've got the mortgage payment on a half-a-million dollar house, being in a high cost of living area, all the luxury car related expenses past and present, all of John's Apple gear, all the gaming rigs and games themselves, all the dumb nicotine coated tchotchkes, figurines, and bullshit toys they bough over the years. all the hipster exercise gear, prepared meals, all the jet setting around to conferences etc. Oh, and not to mention a failed business and all of John's medical "treatments".
All that stuff adds up. The only thing I would say that they have going for them are that they don't have a lot of expenses related things things a lot of regular people tend to spend money on. For example schooling, childcare, kid's college fund, vacations, nice clothing, grooming, actual groceries or any kind of cleaning supplies.
Who knows though. Maybe they got some kind of financial windfall or something. Maybe Frank had been really doing well in the halcyon days before the cataclysm, but the fact that they basically have almost no fucking furniture suggests that they are what's known in some circles as "n-word for African Americans Rich" which is a modality where one leverages all their wealth in order to gain the appearance of having much, much greater wealth.