Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Creep3r]

I honestly don't know who Rosario Dawson is or what drama you're all referring too, and while I'm not fond of Ahsoka being in everything these days or Filoni having more influence this season for the reasons @Ihavetinyweewee pointed out, I have to say that Rosario Dawson actually looks like a 40 year old Ahsoka (for her pre-disney design), which is something I wish Hollywood would do more often, hire actors who actually look like the characters to make them feel like the real deal come alive. But honestly, if Disney cunts really wanted to "make amends" they should've had CGI'd younger Luke and his padawans be the ones to show up (for one episode only) to take Baby Yoda away to return him to where he belongs. It would basically cement the Mandalorian as taking place in its own and hopefully less shitty continuity separate from the awful Disneyverse, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised after they casually referenced TLJ and RO in the show.

People are bitching about the Casting cause Rosario Dawson is a transphobe I guess. and I guess her views reflect "thier lesbian queen."

She's trannyphobic and a lesbian? Would explain why there's so much paradoxical butthurt going on from the usual Disneyshills. But why do I get the feeling that Disney might actually try to use her status as a lesbian to force people to accept a lesbian Ahsoka for the final season of Filoni Wars (if the rumors are true that is), like have Disney or someone say they only made Ahsoka one to honor Dawson just to incite some kind of flame war and divide people more by using Dawson as the offended spokesperson. Would she even be aware she was being used for publicity? Would she care?

Edit: NVM. She's dating Cory Booker apparently. Still she's a semi-rights activist so she may still be used by Disney for this division.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I honestly don't know who Rosario Dawson is or what drama you're all referring too, and while I'm not fond of Ahsoka being in everything these days or Filoni having more influence this season for the reasons @Ihavetinyweewee pointed out, I have to say that Rosario Dawson actually looks like a 40 year old Ahsoka (for her pre-disney design), which is something I wish Hollywood would do more often, hire actors who actually look like the characters to make them feel like the real deal come alive. But honestly, if Disney cunts really wanted to "make amends" they should've had CGI'd younger Luke and his padawans be the ones to show up (for one episode only) to take Baby Yoda away to return him to where he belongs. It would basically cement the Mandalorian as taking place in its own and hopefully less shitty continuity separate from the awful Disneyverse, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised after they casually referenced TLJ and RO in the show.


She's trannyphobic and a lesbian? Would explain why there's so much paradoxical butthurt going on from the usual Disneyshills. But why do I get the feeling that Disney might actually try to use her status as a lesbian to force people to accept a lesbian Ahsoka for the final season of Filoni Wars (if the rumors are true that is), like have Disney or someone say they only made Ahsoka one to honor Dawson just to incite some kind of flame war and divide people more by using Dawson as the offended spokesperson. Would she even be aware she was being used for publicity? Would she care?

I thought she was dating Cory Booker though? The only movie I saw her in was Alexander, though she was pushed to the sideline for Colin Farrell and Jared Leto to be buttbuddies.

 

[jspit]

She's trannyphobic and a lesbian? Would explain why there's so much paradoxical butthurt going on from the usual Disneyshills. But why do I get the feeling that Disney might actually try to use her status as a lesbian to force people to accept a lesbian Ahsoka for the final season of Filoni Wars (if the rumors are true that is), like have Disney or someone say they only made Ahsoka one to honor Dawson just to incite some kind of flame war and divide people more by using Dawson as the offended spokesperson. Would she even be aware she was being used for publicity? Would she care?

Edit: NVM. She's dating Cory Booker apparently. Still she's a semi-rights activist so she may still be used by Disney for this division.

If true would explain cutting Asohka walkabout. But it goes against cannon where she has shown interest in other sex.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Of course they are. As I said before when I covered everything about the hotel, the whole things looks like a financial disaster or a safety hazard in the making. The prices for stay are insane and they seem more dedicated to making it feel like a cruise line. The hotel is over halfway complete and is expected to open in the Summer or around the November of 2021.

I legitamately do not see how they can ever open that hotel. It's already a money pit simply by EXISTING and given the financial hell they're entering right now combined with the financial strain everybody will be facing...are they expecting rich motherfuckers to simply Westworld this thing to profitability?

But it goes against cannon where she has shown interest in other sex.

After everything Disney has done to date, is canon even a concept at Lucasfilm anymore?

 

[FrickinFrackinFruckin]

So I guess Rosario Dawnson has been cast as Ahsoka for Mandalorian Season 2.

Rosario Dawson Reportedly Cast as Ahsoka Tano in The Mandalorian: Season 2 - IGN

Ahsoka Tano will reportedly finally be appearing in live-action as SlashFilm reports that Rosario Dawson has been cast as the fan-favorite character in season 2 of The Mandalorian.

www.ign.com

Better than Brie fucking Larson! But considering this is Disney we are talking about, they'll find some way to fuck it up and put in political correct bullshit!

 

[Gallofag]

Better than Brie fucking Larson! But considering this is Disney we are talking about, they'll find some way to fuck it up and put in political correct bullshit!

Yeah I was hoping the only reference to Tcw/Filoni wars would be the darksaber, but alas no.

 

[Cyril Sneer]

I'm so sorry @Cyril Sneer.

I suppose the one possible consolation here is that, since the Mandalorian is the titular protagonist of the show, there's some small possibility that Ahsoka will actually end up on the receiving end of a severe ass-kicking for once.

But here, have some fan-art:

But honestly, if Disney cunts really wanted to "make amends" they should've had CGI'd younger Luke and his padawans be the ones to show up (for one episode only) to take Baby Yoda away to return him to where he belongs.

Indeed.

She's dating Cory Booker apparently. Still she's a semi-rights activist so she may still be used by Disney for this division.

Rumor is that Booker is on the down low, though, and that Dawson is just his beard.

 

[Gallofag]

I suppose the one possible consolation here is that, since the Mandalorian is the titular protagonist of the show, there's some small possibility that Ahsoka will actually end up on the receiving end of a severe ass-kicking for once.

But here, have some fan-art:

That fanart is not realistic Filoni should be wearing a wolf related shirt.

 

[HandsomeDan]

Well this has just simply been a bad week, I am disappointed that this overused character will be in the Mandalorian. If they in anyway makes some lesbian reference I'm done.

I like the art, glad to see the false savior getting punched out.

 

[Mr. 0]

dave filoni needs to catch the covid-19 and get hit by a car

maybe not in that order

 

[BipolarPon]

If you just got here, read this first: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...ywalker-spoilers.32492/page-1470#post-6164596

Spoiler: Precursors

The Precursors mentioned thus far were without a doubt the most well known of the Firstborn Precursors, but there existed others. Among the other known lesser Precursors were...

Spoiler: The Sharu, the First Storytellers

The Sharu.

A highly advanced species who seemed to on top of the world. They enjoyed visiting as many worlds as they could and building large pyramid-like structures. They were essentially the Caamasi of the Gree, being a species that specialized in teaching primitives about technology and aiding the Gree in their expansionist efforts, although the Sharu had their fair share of priests and historians. They were a peaceful and advanced society whose only flaw was their penchant for exaggerations and tall tales, often sharing their tales of the Precursors and early history with other aliens, resulting in many different contradictions, even within the Sharu's own records and glyphs. They also had a close friendship with the Mu-Ab and their droid creations the Silentium. However, their peaceful days came to end when the Old Ones began the Cosmic Wars against the Celestials once more. To ensure their survival, all Sharu across the galaxy returned to their homeworld and retreated to their vaults beneath their planet's surface. But before their self-exile, the Sharu invented the Mindharp, an amazing technology imbued with the Force that was connected to the Sharu's own genetic code. Created so that should the Sharu ever degenerate, their descendants could play the harp and restore the knowledge of their ancestors, but as time passed the mindharp was lost. As predicted, their descendants did degenerate into the primitive Toka who believed the Sharu were Gods rather than their ancestors. But with the aid of a young and treasure-seeking Lando Calrissian, the Mindharp was rediscovered and the Toka became the Sharu once more, although it would take time for the Toka to truly make full use of this sudden gift.

Spoiler: The Xaxax, the First Destroyers

The Xaxax aka the Great Designers of Iokath.

The Great Designers were the sole Precursors of the impassable Unknown Regions. As such, they had almost half the galaxy under their control, keeping all others out. They were masters of technology on par with the Gree, building space stations capable of teleportation, discovering cures for all manner of diseases within the Unknown Regions thus allowing species to prosper, and they even created their own machine planet, the first of its kind, called Iokath. However their greatest achievement that set them apart from the other Precursors was their destructive power, for they are the fathers of superweapons. After the end of the Cosmic Wars and the departure of the Celestials, their hearts became blackened with desire to see just how powerful they could be, and so they created the first ancient means of destroying planets which they would casually test out on worlds within the Unknown Regions for the sake of their twisted scientific pursuit. Making them morally dubious entities, even casually undermining the suffering they caused, simply giving their victims the time, means and resources to rebuild on a new world, as if that were enough for the genocides they caused. Despite this, no ill-will was had towards them by their victims in the Unknown Regions, for when the Cosmic Wars began, the Xaxax were the first to defend themselves and the people of the Unknown Regions, and they proved a deadly force even the Old Ones were cautious of, ensuring that all within the Unknown Regions would see the Xaxax as gods.

Over time, the Xaxax went further in their pursuits, creating invincible machine gods that caused untold destruction. However Xaxax reign of amorality came to an end when civil war erupted amongst their kin, using their own machine gods to destroy themselves in the process. Their machine gods then left to conquer their own world to be worshiped and praised on, becoming known as the Six Gods of Zakuul.

Spoiler: The Lucent, the First Stalkers

The Lucent (real name unpronounceable).

These creatures are quite possibly the most mysterious of the Precursors in that not even other Precursors knew much about them. Legend has it that they are the fathers of all arachnids or at least the ancestors of spider-like sentients, but this has never been confirmed. What is known is that they're always watching. Watching every single thing you do, right down to that questionable shit you took (better go see a doctor). Why do they do this? Absolutely no reason. They are just insanely curious and like learning everything they can about people like friendly stalkers. So they know a lot yet no one knows much about them. What is known is that they're very nice. In fact too nice. They went around many worlds sharing technology, protecting primitives from asteroids, and giving out gifts for free. Their only problem is that when they share something, they expect everyone to share it with each other. So when the Republic first discovered them, they wanted some Lucent tech, and the Lucent happily agreed to give it to them for free, but only if all the ruling parties of the galaxy got to share it, including the Empire and the Hutts... So when they gave something to primitive worlds for free, they got it, but so did their enemy tribes/nations, thus disastrous wars got worse. They also have some of the most unique tech in the galaxy, with all of it revolving around crystals and strange networks of crystal-like webs, with them constructing weapons, defenses and other such fancy crap, and even their tech that's not made out of webs has a web-theme to it. During the Cosmic Wars, they even covered thousands of planets in giant web-shaped defense grids to keep them safe from the Old Ones. Out of all the Precursors, they've never had any problems and are probably the most successful without ever achieving apotheosis.

Spoiler: The Neti, the First Forestfolk

The Neti.

Quite possibly the first plant-based sentient species to exist and the ancestors of other such plant-based species. The Neti are basically living vines capable of altering their shape to more bipedal ones, a trait most of their descendants would inherit. They were not particularly advanced for Precursors, but they had achieved space travel and had formed some kind of kindred alliance with the Kwa as both species were friendly philosophers and theologists that were strong in the Force. The Neti primarily spent their time traveling to as many worlds as they could and taking up root there or making new life in the form of descendants, genetic progeny, hybrids or simply planting plants. They primarily spent their time taking care of their Firstborn "children" and protecting them while they matured. Eventually they fell to near-extinction and myth, but a few individuals would survive even centuries after the Battle of Yavin.

Spoiler: The Krevaaki, the Makers of "Gods"

The Krevaaki.

A joyful race of travelers whose real delight was engineering new species and teaching worlds about the dangers of materialism and the importance of spirituality. They also liked "honoring" primitive sentients by making similar species to them so that their likeness would always exist even if they should go extinct. They had a particularly special fondness for a new species called the Zhell when they first discovered them on Notron, but they were off-limits for unknown reasons. So much so was their fondness that they wanted to have Zhell "children" of their own, creating a new species to honor the Zhell which they affectionately called them "Little Osserians" (named after another Precursor species whose details are too tangled to easily describe) and gave them a world of their own which they would call Mala. Sadly their "children" became rebellious, believing themselves to be greater than the Krevaaki, even throwing away the name their creators had given them and now calling themselves the "Malak". They even began wearing the ceremonial armor of their creators to prove their superiority. The Malaks gained a god complex and even tried to enslave the Zhell and many other species by claiming to be their creators. The Malaks proved to be dangerous and ambitious, with the only thing holding them back being the Krevaaki who were hesitant about killing an entire species they themselves gave life too. In the end the Malaks chose to create their own species to prove their superiority once and for all, a powerful species to serve as an army of living weapons that would kill all that stood in its way, but the Malaks were arrogant, and their creations proved too savage and unstable, eventually destroying almost all of their creators, leaving only a few survivors who abandoned the ways of the Malak and chose a peaceful existence on Mala. The dreadful abominations screeched with a terrible howl but were subdued by the Krevaaki and sent to an isolated world where they would hopefully do no harm and the Krevaaki chose to fall from grace...

What these abominations were is anyone's guess, but I'm sure if anyone here remembers some of my posts here from back in late September 2019, they might figure out what this species' history references.

Spoiler: The Siniteen, the Second Assholes

The Siniteen.

These guys are what happens when one colony of Columi actually finds a world that doesn't suck too much and decided to stick with it. As such the Siniteen most closely resemble what the Columi used to be like. Much like their main family, the Siniteen are super intelligent dicks, but they're actually more willing to talk to others and not put so much importance on your IQ, due to that their big brains are only useful for calculations and memory, instead they only care about benefits and profits. Naturally they became allies of the Gree and spread technology around for a bit (for a price), until they found better ways to exploit others. When the Cosmic Wars began, the Gree and the Kwa requested the help of the Siniteens to help them and aid unprotected worlds with their big brains, but the Siniteen said "NOPE", closed their borders and never spoke to anyone again for centuries. Sitting in their homes until the Cosmic War blew over and happily watching their allies die and worlds get fucked. When it did blow over (as they coldly calculated), they started their own scams legitimate businesses and formed their own stock exchange and banking system.

In short, they're smart under achieving con-artists.

Spoiler: The Alashanians, the First Heretics

The Alashanians aka the People of the Wing.

Quite possibly another Kathol offshoot that lived below ground. The Alashans were also skilled at bioengineering creatures with a similar genetic make up to the Kathol and built the legendary City of Forever, which served as the main hub for other Precursors to interact and hang out at. The notion of violence and war were completely alien to the Alashanians, even hunting was foreign to their culture, not even being able to perceive the idea. Instead only engineering life and architecture. That was until... the Zhell came. The Zhell were still young and still exploring. A small Zhell party of poachers came to the world of the Alashans, seeking treasure and wild game. That is when they were found by the Alashans. The Alashans were utterly bewildered by what they saw in this species as they stole treasures from temples and hunted the falcons of this land. The Alashans could forgive the theft, for they had no need of such goods, but the death of their creatures was something they could not forgive, thus they confronted and arrested the Zhell party, and sent them back through the hypergate they came from and destroyed their only entryway back to the Alashan. What they did not know was is that these Zhell were of the noble-class in their world, and as such the Zhell of Notron saw this as an act of war, especially after the party began to spread word of the winged "murderous" terrors to the populating. Retaliating back by sabotaging the Alashans' Infinity Gate, the Gate released a wave of energy that destroyed their world, but the Alashan survived due to their status as servants of the Celestials. The Alashan however were not happy, desiring vengeance, but their anger only grew when the Celestials told them to forgive the primitive Zhell for their transgressions which was not of their own doing, for that... is a story for another time. It was at this time that a mysterious voice spoke to the Alashans, "warning" them of the Celestials, telling them that war and death was the only way, and this entity promised to give them the weapons and powers of destruction they so craved so long as they accepted her as the true Maker.

This led to misery and destruction for all, just as the Celestials had feared. And in the end the Alashans realized the truth behind the destruction of their world that they were too blinded by anger to see before. They let their anger seduce them to the Dark Side and brought forth untold misery to others and themselves, swearing to never again fall to the Dark Side's temptation and shed blood in anger. They instead dedicated themselves to rebuilding the City of Forever hoping to serve as a symbol unity for the Firstborn once more. When the Old Ones returned for the final cosmic war, the Alashans stayed true to their vow against war and instead used their advanced computers to seal themselves away in a virtual recreation of their world, where they would remain forever more.

Their legacy would live on in one of their created progeny, the S'kytri who were made in their own image but unlike their progenitors had their own ways and embraced the code of the warrior.

Spoiler: The Caamasi, the First Missionaries

The Caamasi.

They like the Kwa were a society focused on compassion and understanding, were advanced enough to make basic spaceships and were given access to the Kwa's infinity gates. Naturally they shared close ties to the Kwa, helping them spread their teachings of unity, compassion and the Force throughout the Galaxy, even among the troublemaking Zhell during their own times of conflict. Because of this they were less focused on creating and more focused on spreading peace and diplomacy. But unlike the Kwa, the Caamasi would bare their fangs to those who would do them harm. Making them paradoxically one of the most peaceful yet vicious of the Precursors.

In self-defense of course... Over time they went through their own dark ages and lost much of their history, becoming much like the rest of the Galaxy.

Spoiler: The Sunesi, the First Worshipers

The Sunesi.

They were much like the Caamasi, traveling allies of the Kwa who also preached their message as well as teaching developing species the art of medicine. Although a few Precursors had already gained understanding of the Force and the Celestials, the Sunesi were the ones who first acknowledged The Maker and the Celestials as the caretakers. The Sunesi would still survive many centuries later still holding true to their teachings even if the history of the Precursors had become shrouded to them as well.

Spoiler: The Duinuogwuin, the First Dragons

The Duinuogwuin aka the Star Dragons.

The Star Dragons as they were called by the Zhell were quite possibly the most long-lived of the Precursors, with lifespans said to range from 4000 to 20,000, or maybe even more. They were not technologically-inclined but could survive in space thanks to their unique biology. Through methods similar to the Aing-Tii, they could travel between worlds without ships or hypergates, where they would spread wisdom and morality (making them allies of the Kwa), causing them to be worshiped on more primitive worlds. Their species was considered noble and elegant, but all that would come to an end when they fell victim to a cruel plot set forth by the Old Ones that would ensure that the majority of their children would be born as savage and mindless creatures for generations to come, and their children would be banished to barren or sparsely populated worlds where they would go on to evolve into the most fearsome apex predators in the galaxy. As such the species dwindled greatly, with very few of their children ever being sentient, causing many Star Dragons to choose extinction or isolation.

Spoiler: The Diathim, the First Healers

The Diathim aka the Angels.

The Diathim of Iego were the most loving of the Precursors. Though they were primitive, they could travel the stars through their own will, as they could cover the bodies in a mysterious outer coating that protected them from the harshness of space and using the hypergates and worm holes for travel. They were the first to discover how to use the Force to heal, and their main passion was going to worlds and teaching them how to heal with the Force or healing others that did not have the talent for it, having an almost parental attachment to any they came across. They were said to be biologically unique, not even needing to breath. They were regarded as the most beautiful of creatures, especially among the Zhell, and even the Celestials compared their beauty to that found in the primary realm.

Spoiler: The Celegians, the First Scouts

The Celegians.

Essentially floating superbrains. Unlike most Precursors, they simply desired to be scouts, exploring any worlds they could and learning as much as they could about planets.

Spoiler: The Sephi, the First Colonizers

The Sephi.

The Sephi themselves were not masters of anything in particular, except for art, gardening and their long lifespan of 400 years. They were ambitious and adventurous and were one of the first to set out into space. Many Sephi expeditions were launched and they colonized many worlds, and these colonies would end up evolving uniquely, becoming many unique species of their own with their own unique cultures and appearances. As such the Sephi subspecies would end up becoming one of the most common sights in the galaxy and having one of the oldest dominions. Even sharing a brief rivalry and kinship with the Zhell at several points. They were also one of the first (or maybe even THE first) member species to join the Galactic Republic after the Zhell and Duros founded it, becoming the Republic's most staunch supporters, and they were even regarded as the unofficial rulers of the Sumitra Sector of the Galaxy. It remained this way for thousands of years until the Clone Wars broke out.

In short, they're space elves but with none of the innate dickishness common to elves across so many other franchises.

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Spoiler: The Catuman, the First Furries

The Catuman.

These beings are much like the Sephi. They are the cause of all feline sentient species plaguing the galaxy, with said species being descendants of Catuman colonies.

Fittingly enough, the Catuman were the first feline aliens in SW, first seen in the 1970s Marvel comics.

Spoiler: The Ahra Naffi

The Ahra Naffi aka the Qonet and finally the Qella.

The Naffi were quite similar to the Kathol, possibly another offshoot of theirs. The Naffi were fond of aquatic planets and so spent their time helping such worlds by altering or engineering new animals to improve their ecosystem, having a special fondness for cephalopods. In the end though, the Naffi fell to a similar fate as the Kathol and the Indur thanks to the Cosmic Wars caused by the Old Ones, and to ensure their survival, they created hardier "descendants" in the form of the Qonet from their own genes. However the Qonet too went through their own dark ages and faced the threat of extinction, resulting in them doing what the Naffi did and making their own more resilient descendants in the form of the Qella who would hopefully be more durable. But it seems luck was not on their side either, as the less intelligent Qella were ill-suited to protect their world from the fall of their moon. So with the little time they had left, they built a shuttle containing their history, relics and genetic material and sent it into the stars hoping that their legacy might live on. An enterprising Lando stumbled upon this vessel and thanks to modern cloning, this species might have a chance to live once more.

Spoiler: The Pelgrin, the First Architects

The Pelgrin.

A relatively primitive species that never really advanced in anything. They were skilled in architecture and could copy any technology if presented with it. But despite their uneventful existence, these creatures created what was quite possibly the oldest structure in the Galaxy, the Oracle, almost 2 million years ago, a structure which even the Precursors were impressed by and which would hold importance for future generations. The Pelgrin were a truly mysterious lot despite how primitive they were. They created this tower as a means of calling the gods for answers and salvation. And much to their surprise, it worked centuries later. For when the Cosmic Wars entered their final phase, they used the tower to pray for salvation and then mysteriously disappeared, supposedly taken away to the new world the Celestials would build after completing Skyriver.

Spoiler: The Eellayin, the First Doctors

The Eellayin.

Not much is known about these weirdos except that they colonized a few worlds after their homeworld blew up and that they were the Precursors who discovered the first forms of advanced scientific medicine. The Kallidahin (the faceless oddballs from Revenge of the Sith) longed to know if the Eellayin really are their ancestors. Although its possible they are actually creations of theirs, as with the Kathol and their creations.

Spoiler: The Shola, the First to Die

The Shola.

One of the earliest species to achieve a relatively modern technological society, probably even as old as the Columi, Kathol, Kwa and Gree. They progressed rapidly, but unlike other Precursors though, they progressed so fast that they sought to explore and mine the deepest depths of the underground first before venturing to the stars. In doing so they discovered that planets had molten cores... Then their planet went full Krakatoa and then everyone died. The End.

Spoiler: The Bith, the First in Last Place

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Really impressive, I didn't think George Lucas put this much thought into things that could rival Tolkien. The space dragons are a little bizarre, but I'll take them over space whales.

Yeah I was hoping the only reference to Tcw/Filoni wars would be the darksaber, but alas no.

It would be nice if the Mandalorian could stand on it's own without Filoni Wars characters, but Dave Filoni Just can't help himself.

 

[Jaimas]

Are any of you surprised, given what Marvel just did?

 

[Gallofag]

dave filoni needs to catch the covid-19 and get hit by a car

maybe not in that order

All I want to happen to Dave is that his shows Rebels and Clone Wars are declared non canon.

Are any of you surprised, given what Marvel just did?

Nope.

 

[BipolarPon]

All I want to happen to Dave is that his shows Rebels and Clone Wars are declared non canon.

I like the fan theory that Filoni Wars is in-universe tv show/holodrama based on propaganda, that made characters like Anakin more likable by toning down his unlikable qualities, while making the separatist more cartoonishly evil and ignoring the republic's war crimes and focusing more on their victories.

I suppose the one possible consolation here is that, since the Mandalorian is the titular protagonist of the show, there's some small possibility that Ahsoka will actually end up on the receiving end of a severe ass-kicking for once.

But here, have some fan-art:

I like the art, glad to see the false savior getting punched out.

He doesn't deserved to get punched for his dumb lore breaking decisions, but I would like to see tomatoes thrown at him.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I like the fan theory that Filoni Wars is in-universe tv show/holodrama based on propaganda, that made characters like Anakin more likable by toning down his unlikable qualities, while making the separatist more cartoonishly evil and ignoring the republic's war crimes and focusing more on their victories.

This is now my headcanon for TCW and Rebels.

 

[BipolarPon]

This is now my headcanon for TCW and Rebels.

I think Dave Filoni got real angry at the theory and tried to say the True eu was actually the propaganda version of the Clone Wars, and his show was """"true definitive version""" of it. I think he said that in a Star Wars insider magazine once.

 

[Gallofag]

I think Dave Filoni got real angry at the theory and tried to say the True eu was actually the propaganda version of the Clone Wars, and his show was """"true definitive version""" of it. I think he said that in a Star Wars insider magazine once.

Really? What a selfish ass!

 

[Adamska]

I think Dave Filoni got real angry at the theory and tried to say the True eu was actually the propaganda version of the Clone Wars, and his show was """"true definitive version""" of it. I think he said that in a Star Wars insider magazine once.

He's wrong though. Also proving why I don't like the fucker besides his acting like a self important fanfic writer.

 

[Gallofag]

He's wrong though. Also proving why I don't like the fucker besides his acting like a self important fanfic writer.

It's like those folks on twitter and tumblr "x characther is gay, I don't make the rules uwu."

 

[Creep3r]

Really impressive, I didn't think George Lucas put this much thought into things that could rival Tolkien. The space dragons are a little bizarre, but I'll take them over space whales.

It would be nice if the Mandalorian could stand on it's own without Filoni Wars characters, but Dave Filoni Just can't help himself.

Actually George only conceived the gods, initial creation and a few of the precursors, but the rest of the precursors were compiled from different works from over the years into the unreleased expansion of said guidelines. The Sith Gods were initially first referenced in the old 70s comics as part of the guidelines shared with Marvel, but their first reference was in the earliest drafts for A New Hope's potential sequel "Splinter of the Mind's Eye", however the only surviving element of that idea was Typhojem. And its not surprising Marvel had knowledge of this since they did have the guideline, hence why they knew so much about the Sith before it was a thing outside of a brief mention in the novelization of the film.

Which reminds me, that I left out one Precursor...

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/star-w...ywalker-spoilers.32492/page-1473#post-6176573

Spoiler: The Osserians, the First and the Last

The Osserians...

Where do I even start... The Osserians were much like the Kathol, in fact, the Kathol may have come from them for all I know. The Osserians were masters of almost everything, technology, genetics, physics, space travel, The Force... anything really. They were essentially all the best traits of the Precursors rolled up into one balanced class. But they were true masters of one talent: terraforming, changing barren deserts to worlds of jungles and worlds of lava into snow. They were also said to have engineered and accelarated the evolution for a number of species on a wider scale than those of the Kathol, although the exact number may never be known. As such, the Osserians proved the most reliable and eager, and almost every Precursor race had an affinity for them. What is known, is that the Osserians were the only other species beside the Whills to have the perfect and most truest chronicle of history, and not just their history, but the history of the Celestials themselves, the only ones to ever record it, but which would never be found, because this chronicle had no desire to be found. The reason they knew so much may possibly lie in their origins, origins that may tie them to something from the realm that was left behind... Perhaps they were made in the image of something that was left behind or perchance preserved purity from that fabled first realm... No one can say. What can be said is that this race went through much suffering, but they survived. Even through the dreadful Cosmic Wars against the Old Ones, the Osserians survived and aided others, staying true to the way of the Celestials through and through while others chose ascension, extinction or abandonment. But as with all Precursors, the Osserians too fell to doom, this time not from Old Ones, but from their fellow mortals. Realizing that war would never cease, they chose to leave their world behind, but in doing so, their fate would quite possibly be the cruelest fate to befall any of the fallen Precursors... but that story is one that can only be known by gazing into the countless cold eyes of the Old Ones themselves...