Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chan the Wizard]

Just chop him up with a chainsaw and have a closed casket funeral.

Seems like it would make more sense to just wall up the basement rather than deal with the cleanup. Both from the corpse but also the trash and cumstains.

 

[acmeurquhart]

Seems like it would make more sense to just wall up the basement rather than deal with the cleanup. Both from the corpse but also the trash and cumstains.

Nah, that’s how you get a new, Mountain Dew-flavored pandemic on your hands.

Chop his corpse up with a chainsaw and flood the basement with bleach.
Alternatively, there is alkaline hydrolysis—or “bio cremation.” which would turn his corpse into a liquid that could then be flushed down the toilet.

Alkaline hydrolysis (body disposal) - Wikipedia

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[ditto]

Nah, that’s how you get a new, Mountain Dew-flavored pandemic on your hands.

Chop his corpse up with a chainsaw and flood the basement with bleach.
Alternatively, there is alkaline hydrolysis—or “bio cremation.” which would turn his corpse into a liquid that could then be flushed down the toilet.

Alkaline hydrolysis (body disposal) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

But they'd be so much the pipes would burst and Bob would ooze all over the neighborhood and become a superfund site.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

But they'd be so much the pipes would burst and Bob would ooze all over the neighborhood and become a superfund site.

Become? Robert has been a human toxic disaster for years already.

 

[acmeurquhart]

Become? Robert has been a human toxic disaster for years already.

This is his final form: as Massachusetts’ largest superfund site.

 

[kiwipenguin]

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“This is, in fact, what they ALL are. These people don't *have* "economic anxiety," they're the cause of it for others. https://t.co/7f2K6VXf3e”

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Obsolete mayonnaise ghouls bad

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“"Grieving the loss of things put on hold" has, in fact, been my psychological default for the better part of 20 years... https://t.co/EfcFC2vhiq”

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Drumpf and his ghouls killed muh superior future

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Nah, that’s how you get a new, Mountain Dew-flavored pandemic on your hands.

Chop his corpse up with a chainsaw and flood the basement with bleach.
Alternatively, there is alkaline hydrolysis—or “bio cremation.” which would turn his corpse into a liquid that could then be flushed down the toilet.

Alkaline hydrolysis (body disposal) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The Mountain Dew reminded me of this: https://www.mercurynews.com/coronav...out-when-he-cant-buy-552-cans-of-mountain-dew
I thought it was going to be about Cinema Robert but the person was with a woman.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Y’all remember the opening intro to Star Ocean: Til the End of Time? If any of you played it at all?

This is what Robert believes is what we should be in right now had Hillary won in 2016. Not Donald Trump as president, no coronavirus, no 2008 recession, or even Pixels. This is the superior future Robert wants now with the stroke of a magic wand.

I don’t know what makes him think this can be possible or how’ll be part of it. Even if it were possible, he won’t be a part of it because of how stupid he is or how he’ll be dead by then.

 

[Bolo]

Not only i've played Star ocean till the end of time, but I remember, oh I remember it had probably the worst twist ever done in a Jrpg, and overall one of the worst story as well for a Jrpg... and considering how low that bar is... yeah... But I've clocked about a 100 hours in that shit because it battle system is fun as fuck, and the extras in that game are insane... Man, it is such a shame that Tri-ace is pretty much gone...

Anyway, back to Robert. At this point his superior future act is getting old and boring. You know when your little cousin say something cute or smart and people clap... and then he keeps repeating it trying to get attention?

Yeah, same shit with Robert and superior future, I guess he is committed to the idea of being the "superior future" guy, and his love for technology is as shallow as the facebook people who claim to "love science" because they saw it on the Big Bang theory.

At least the Big Bang Theory moms are harmless, Robert seems to only trully enjoy himself when a new tech can help put people out of a job.

And we can sit here and point out the obvious, that a democratic elected president isn't a goddamned fairy that grants wishes, that in a market based economy, the market is the one that decides where progress goes, and even so, progress in the areas Robert claims to be stilted because of republicans, never really stoped, it's just for concrete results in the more ambitious areas takes huge hurdles to overcome, and no amount of money can help on that.

Unless you have a pack of Mozarts of quantum physics, engineering and such, working in ways that can bring a massive paradigm shift to the whole course of humankind, then you have to sit and wait for your clumsy walking robots to get a little less clumsy each new year, and maybe, just maybe, when we are all old and gray, those robots can bring us coffee on starbucks.

But that is all bullshit. Robert can't really bitch about the things that trully make him misereable (and it ain't Trump either), at least not in public, and so he keeps coming back to this superior future bullshit act, that now it's just becoming tiresome.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Not only i've played Star ocean till the end of time, but I remember, oh I remember it had probably the worst twist ever done in a Jrpg, and overall one of the worst story as well for a Jrpg... and considering how low that bar is... yeah... But I've clocked about a 100 hours in that shit because it battle system is fun as fuck, and the extras in that game are insane... Man, it is such a shame that Tri-ace is pretty much gone...

Anyway, back to Robert. At this point his superior future act is getting old and boring. You know when your little cousin say something cute or smart and people clap... and then he keeps repeating it trying to get attention?

Yeah, same shit with Robert and superior future, I guess he is committed to the idea of being the "superior future" guy, and his love for technology is as shallow as the facebook people who claim to "love science" because they saw it on the Big Bang theory.

At least the Big Bang Theory moms are harmless, Robert seems to only trully enjoy himself when a new tech can help put people out of a job.

And we can sit here and point out the obvious, that a democratic elected president isn't a goddamned fairy that grants wishes, that in a market based economy, the market is the one that decides where progress goes, and even so, progress in the areas Robert claims to be stilted because of republicans, never really stoped, it's just for concrete results in the more ambitious areas takes huge hurdles to overcome, and no amount of money can help on that.

Unless you have a pack of Mozarts of quantum physics, engineering and such, working in ways that can bring a massive paradigm shift to the whole course of humankind, then you have to sit and wait for your clumsy walking robots to get a little less clumsy each new year, and maybe, just maybe, when we are all old and gray, those robots can bring us coffee on starbucks.

But that is all bullshit. Robert can't really bitch about the things that trully make him misereable (and it ain't Trump either), at least not in public, and so he keeps coming back to this superior future bullshit act, that now it's just becoming tiresome.

God was that twist fucking awful, and completely out of no where too. It's so depressing that the series is basically dead, I couldn't even finish the last SO it was just so mediocre.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Not only i've played Star ocean till the end of time, but I remember, oh I remember it had probably the worst twist ever done in a Jrpg, and overall one of the worst story as well for a Jrpg... and considering how low that bar is... yeah... But I've clocked about a 100 hours in that shit because it battle system is fun as fuck, and the extras in that game are insane... Man, it is such a shame that Tri-ace is pretty much gone...

It’d be funny though if that twist happened to Robert.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

It’d be funny though if that twist happened to Robert.

Never played Star Ocean and I'm confident I never will. Anyone want to clue me in on what that twist is?

Also, I seem to recall it was Bob's precious Pee O Seas whinging about "whitey on the moon" and the government spending money on the space program over spending it on gibs that caused the actual space exploration part of the Space Program to get pared back. To hear Bob tell it, the Space Program was ended by red state rednecks who felt piercing the firmament of Heaven would cause all of the air to leak out into space and make God angry.

 

[Adamska]

Never played Star Ocean and I'm confident I never will. Anyone want to clue me in on what that twist is?

Also, I seem to recall it was Bob's precious Pee O Seas whinging about "whitey on the moon" and the government spending money on the space program over spending it on gibs that caused the actual space exploration part of the Space Program to get pared back. To hear Bob tell it, the Space Program was ended by red state rednecks who felt piercing the firmament of Heaven would cause all of the air to leak out into space and make God angry.

Hilariously the biggest opponent to funding NASA was a fella named William Proxmire, a DEMOCRATIC senator. Man was a massive budget hawk who not only argued that it should've been gutted (calling things like space colonies "nutty fantasies"), but would also argue against funding the F-16 and a shitload of supersonic aircraft. He was key in fucking killing NASA's funding back in the '70s, alongside bad media handling on their end and just not having much new to wow the audience.

Bobby should probably hate this guy... but that'd imply he reads about people.

Hilariously it seems like Proxmire did this for populist reasons: he absolutely hated the idea of the taxpayer's money being pissed away on either frivolous shit, gimmes for his peers, or because the people running it were idiots. He was key in preventing New York City (da sooperia urban city) from going bankrupt, and he often refused to back shit if they couldn't back numbers up or prove something needed to be spent. He gave no fucks if it was science organizations he was shitting on for wasting money, state agencies, or even his own political allies. Man even made his own gag award called the Golden Fleece, to those who tricked and pissed away money taken from the citizens of the US.

There's a reason that motherfucker is the longest serving senator from Wisconsin ever, and on top of that, was also the most active senator out there since he rarely called sick.

 

[Bolo]

Never played Star Ocean and I'm confident I never will. Anyone want to clue me in on what that twist is?

If anyone cares, here is a Spoiler warning for a old ass weeb game:

About 3/4 in Star Ocean Till the end of time, the game reveals that the reality that the not only this story takes place in, but the previous two games as well, is nothing but a virtual reality for a some game for the beings in the fourth dimension, and that the forces that the players have been fighting against (some sort of collective space angels called Executioners ) is some kind of anti-virus to fix a software.

And this comes out the fuck of no-where, no foreshadowing and ridiculous pay off, and also makes the events of the previous two games null and invalid.

Oh, and if you think that the fourth dimension beings are a somewhat cool out of this reality creatures... nah, they are just anime people.

Star Ocean is a series notorious for starting games with interesting Star trek esque scenarios with animu characters, and they ALWAYS fuck it up in the end with horrible stories (even for Jrpgs), but "Till the end of time" takes the cake.

And I can't lie, I might not be the biggest Jrpg fan out there, but I love the fuck of Star ocean and how bad their story are.

 

[Pickle Dick]

senator from Wisconsin

ew why should we listen to a midwesterner from white ghoul land that suppressed bob's superior future?

 

[Mola Ram]

ew why should we listen to a midwesterner from white ghoul land that suppressed bob's superior future?

For the same reason our GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER IF YOU OBSOLESCENTS HAD THE BRAINS TO VOTE FOR HER was the political fixer for an Arkansas hillbilly with a permanent hard-on.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

If you're dumb enough to get tricked, you are an evil piece of shit! -Bob Chipman

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I know this is late, sorry I'm going back through everything to catch up on the Bob happenings, but I felt like this was glossed over.

"In my view, intelligence and morality aren't wholly separate things"

So Josef Mengele was inherently morally superior to the obsolete people he operated on without using anesthesia? Or how about those swell fellas in Unit 731 doing all those morally superior experiments on those obsolete Chinese farmers? All those people were dumb enough to believe they'd be alright because no one could be Bob levels of vile so they just had it coming, right Robert?

 

[Mola Ram]

I know this is late, sorry I'm going back through everything to catch up on the Bob happenings, but I felt like this was glossed over.

"In my view, intelligence and morality aren't wholly separate things"

So Josef Mengele was inherently morally superior to the obsolete people he operated on without using anesthesia? Or how about those swell fellas in Unit 731 doing all those morally superior experiments on those obsolete Chinese farmers? All those people were dumb enough to believe they'd be alright because no one could be Bob levels of vile so they just had it coming, right Robert?

Bob has been beating his incredibly bizarre "stupid = immoral" drum for a long while now. Every time he does, he catches a lot of shit from people in his feed for calling people with cognitive issues "evil," which leads to lots of self-righteous crap about his special needs niece and a good bit of backtracking ... but it's pretty clear by now that in his heart of hearts he equates intellect with moral righteousness.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Bob has been beating his incredibly bizarre "stupid = immoral" drum for a long while now. Every time he does, he catches a lot of shit from people in his feed for calling people with cognitive issues "evil," which leads to lots of self-righteous crap about his special needs niece and a good bit of backtracking ... but it's pretty clear by now that in his heart of hearts he equates intellect with moral righteousness.

If Robert self-reflected on this belief, with full honesty about his own intellect, he’d see himself as HitlerxStalinxMaoxPol PotxVlad Tepes.

 

[SinEater]

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Fuck Chinese oppression. Western dystopia is still better. Here is the use of a drone in Belgium to take a little dog out on a walk. Sorry for the bad link to Instagram.