Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Its OUTRAGEOUS that we don't have a moon wheat solution to the coronavirus
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You know, he isn't wrong. The current system in place barely works and is really starting to show with the Awoo-Flu. That said, this fucking retard is really missing the point of isolation during a pandemic, which he already does under his own volition during normal times.

At least amazon can try to get 100% market control during the pandemic, I guess.
 
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"...Instead of just preventing X number of billionaires from during Y business, you have to check the consumption side as well..."
Are we supposed to limit X number of people consuming not more than Y amount of fossil fuel? I might be okay with that, but how about Bobby?
His understanding of economics and history is garbage tier in general. Ever since cities appeared, almost all civilizations that had them used market capitalism, it wasn't a product of the 17th century.

His understanding of what fossil fuels are actually used for is equally idiotic.

Just point and laugh, he's incredibly ignorant and equally as powerless.
 
Bob's city fetish is about to come to an end with half of New York becoming a huge ass quarantine zone and they're already converting arenas and vacant university dorms into make-shift medical zones for the impending Big Coof.
Cue more comparisons to the Spanish Flu of 1918, and any Civil War hospital.
 
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"SUPPRESS THE VOTING RIGHTS OF PEOPLE I HATE IN ORDER TO TACKLE CORONA!!".
 
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"SUPPRESS THE VOTING RIGHTS OF PEOPLE I HATE IN ORDER TO TACKLE CORONA!!".
His lust for fascism is blatant, but never surprising. This is the same person who claims that he would be saved in the superior future where the farmers are executed for being obsolete, despite the fact that Bob has been made obsolete by other YouTube content creators, but also by the people he hates.
 
Nah, that’s how you get a new, Mountain Dew-flavored pandemic on your hands.

Chop his corpse up with a chainsaw and flood the basement with bleach.
Alternatively, there is alkaline hydrolysis—or “bio cremation.” which would turn his corpse into a liquid that could then be flushed down the toilet.

given how much fat there is on his body, he'd end up as a lot of really rancid soap
to get an idea of what that would smell like, get a hundredweight or two of lard, leave it out in the sun for a few days then boil it up with caustic soda
(a word of warning: this will not make you popular with your neighbours)

there's always the good old-fashioned murderers' standby, the acid bath
 
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"SUPPRESS THE VOTING RIGHTS OF PEOPLE I HATE IN ORDER TO TACKLE CORONA!!".
If Robert is going to be a broken record player, so will I.

Robert, I guarantee you if Biden wins in 2020, you will be arguing for years in end that we must keep the Electoral College as long as Democrats win it. You know it as I do.
 
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