Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[break these cuffs]

Whatevs

It's so hard to tell whether he's being a tone deaf idiot, purposely being an asshole, or failing at being funny.

 

[ILovePudding]

the taylor swift song was way better

You're essentially arguing that cat shit tastes better than dog shit.

 

[drain]

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I prefer to get stuck for the rest of my days inside my house listening to my own heart beats and the society slowly dying outside than to listen to this absolute auditory shit.

I thought it was only my autism speaking, but some of you have said exactly what I thought after hearing this travesty of a song: the mixing is pure shit. And I mean, PURE SHIT. The piano is all over the place, the singer's voice doesn't match the tempo, and the other instruments are all muffled out.
Someone mentioned some pages back that his music sounds like those 90s Casio keyboard demos and I can't find something more adequate to compare this ''song'' to.

I guess you really get what you pay for.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I prefer to get stuck for the rest of my days inside my house listening to my own heart beats and the society slowly dying outside than to listen to this absolute auditory shit.

I thought it was only my autism speaking, but some of you have said exactly what I thought after hearing this travesty of a song: the mixing is pure shit. And I mean, PURE SHIT. The piano is all over the place, the singer's voice doesn't match the tempo, and the other instruments are all muffled out.
Someone mentioned some pages back that his music sounds like those 90s Casio keyboard demos and I can't find something more adequate to compare this ''song'' to.

I guess you really get what you pay for.

And yet, he'll insist this is the greatest song ever! If you don't think so, you hate the disabled!

 

[AnOminous]

You forgot Roxanne by The Police/Sting, which is a song about a man who is in love with a prostitute and tries to convince her to give up whoring for a relationship with him.

"Every Breath You Take" is probably closer to Russhole's idea of love though.

 

[drain]

If you don't think so, you hate the disabled!

So be it then, fuck the disabled

 

[Constellationzero]

Really makes one long for the atmospheric sounds of a Lowery Organ Store(tm) inside a late 1970s mall...

 

[LubbyChudder]

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Where was Russell last weekend?

cops say a man in his 20s showed up at Ariana's Saturday afternoon

No one could say Russ is "in his 20s'" lmao

 

[lightswitchdoll]

No one could say Russ is "in his 20s'" lmao

Is he 29 this year or 30? But yeah, you're right. They would have said they were looking for a gimpy 45yo

 

[The Dude]

No one could say Russ is "in his 20s'" lmao

Is he 29 this year or 30? But yeah, you're right. They would have said they were looking for a gimpy 45yo

Russ is not only the oldest looking 20-something in history, but also the oldest acting. He's the perfect embodiment of the clueless, out of touch, cringy old guy trying/failing to convince everyone that he's still young and hip.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Imagine if gourdhead tried writing something like "Alice's Restaurant."

This song is called Taylor Swift Lawsuit
It's about Taylor Swift
And a lawsuit.
But the lawsuit wasn't really for Taylor Swift,
That's just the name of the song,
And that's why the song is called Taylor Swift Lawsuit.

You can get pop stars suckin' your dick
By suing Miss Taylor Swift.
You can get pop stars suckin' your dick
By suing Miss Taylor Swift
In the courtroom, there will be blood,
If she don't treat you like she should!
You can get pop stars suckin' your dick
By suing Miss Taylor Swift.

 

[Constellationzero]

This song is called Taylor Swift Lawsuit
It's about Taylor Swift
And a lawsuit.
But the lawsuit wasn't really for Taylor Swift,
That's just the name of the song,
And that's why the song is called Taylor Swift Lawsuit.

You can get pop stars suckin' your dick
By suing Miss Taylor Swift.
You can get pop stars suckin' your dick
By suing Miss Taylor Swift
In the courtroom, there will be blood,
If she don't treat you like she should!
You can get pop stars suckin' your dick
By suing Miss Taylor Swift.

Ahhh, that's fantastic. My Venmoed buckaroo is on it's way. Hell, I'm feeling generous tonight...how bout a five dollar Starbucks gift card as well?


Well you've heard about muh plights givin' sight to the blind
Farrah Abraham's counter suit caused the sun to shine
She's my sweet little thing, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little gourd head boy
Yeah, I stalk Javai, heart and soul
Love like ours won't never grow old
She's my sweet little thing, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little gourd head boy
Yeah, I love Taylot Swift, she's long and lean
You mess with Skordas, you'll see a man get mean
She's my sweet little thing, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little gourd head boy
Yeah, I love my Taylor swift lookin' hookers, like the finest wine
Stick with them until the end of time…

 

[Whatthefuck]

Lyrics to "Julianne's Smile"

I first saw her on the tv
She was dancing blissfully across the screen
And while she was spinning, her smile
Captivated me, captivated meeeeeeeeee

And I heard she was living in Lake City,
Around the same time as me
She said “I’m gonna leave the city,
Too many people don’t see me for me,” no

She went out west to dance with the stars,
But I would’ve given anything, anything
To see Julianne’s smile
Julianne’s smile

I am gonna
Give everything
To see Julianne’s
Smile

___

This is so short that it reads more like a shitty poem than a shitty song. How is he incapable for writing a song longer than 1:45??

When I was in college my friends and I would doodle poems and various stupid shit in our notes during lectures because we were assholes. Yes, get off my lawn we wrote in ink and paper. Let me tell you, 90% of what we came up with was better, more lyrical, and more engaging than this shit.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

So how long until Russ spergs over the latest Taylor bombshell?

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Russ is not only the oldest looking 20-something in history, but also the oldest acting. He's the perfect embodiment of the clueless, out of touch, cringy old guy trying/failing to convince everyone that he's still young and hip.

Especially given his penchant for badly made impact font memes.

 

[drain]

Legit question, because I was wondering about the legal stuff from earlier:
Do you guys think Russ is underplaying the seriousness of his situation or he doesn't even know about it? Is he radio silent about his court adventure because the lawyer asked him to do so? I'm intrigued by the lack of spergery about this topic.

 

[AnOminous]

Legit question, because I was wondering about the legal stuff from earlier:
Do you guys think Russ is underplaying the seriousness of his situation or he doesn't even know about it? Is he radio silent about his court adventure because the lawyer asked him to do so? I'm intrigued by the lack of spergery about this topic.

Probably all of the above and maybe he realizes there's absolutely no positive spin on literally being criminally prosecuted for being a creep while claiming he isn't one. Maybe the lawyer his parents are paying for said he would dump Russ unless he shapes up.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Probably all of the above and maybe he realizes there's absolutely no positive spin on literally being criminally prosecuted for being a creep while claiming he isn't one. Maybe the lawyer his parents are paying for said he would dump Russ unless he shapes up.

Yeah, this is what I suspect. I also suspect his parents' overall financial support is being held over his head. Russ definitely knows, though. The Greers are paying for the lawyer, so there's no way he's completely ignorant. He probably doesn't grasp the severity because he's an idiot, but he has to know he is being charged.

 

[drain]

The Greers are paying for the lawyer

(Almost) everything that is wrong with Rusty can be summed in this sentence.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

(Almost) everything that is wrong with Rusty can be summed in this sentence.

Not his face though. They tried to pay to fix that. I am hoping this expenditure is just as successful as his de-gimping surgery.