Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

Cowlick said:
I only post here because it is the only place on this trash-heap that calls itself a forum where I am allowed to post.

I was again forced offline, yet you all continue to post about/to me. Also, I have 50+ "alerts", which means you have no doubt referenced me &/or posted to me (as the previous post in this thread)...

Regardless, get offline for 5 minutes, each of you, hit a fragrance store & buy a new "Obsession". Then, use it to replace your old bottle & this always-pointless thread, & move on with your poor excuses for lives!!
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Do you honestly believe we are online 24/7? Your thread was relatively inactive. That said, your antics are still hilarious to read about so it makes sense people will want to check your thread out and have a sensible chuckle.

Also, writing contests when? You've announced how you were leaving this thread like 5 times now, we all know you're coming back again.
 
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Cowlick said:
I only post here because it is the only place on this trash-heap that calls itself a forum where I am allowed to post.

I was again forced offline, yet you all continue to post about/to me. Also, I have 50+ "alerts", which means you have no doubt referenced me &/or posted to me (as the previous post in this thread)...

Regardless, get offline for 5 minutes, each of you, hit a fragrance store & buy a new "Obsession". Then, use it to replace your old bottle & this always-pointless thread, & move on with your poor excuses for lives!!
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THANK GOD you're OK! We were all worried TJ! What happened? Why were you forced offline?
 
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Cowlick said:
I only post here because it is the only place on this trash-heap that calls itself a forum where I am allowed to post.

I was again forced offline, yet you all continue to post about/to me. Also, I have 50+ "alerts", which means you have no doubt referenced me &/or posted to me (as the previous post in this thread)...

Regardless, get offline for 5 minutes, each of you, hit a fragrance store & buy a new "Obsession". Then, use it to replace your old bottle & this always-pointless thread, & move on with your poor excuses for lives!!
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are you excited for wrestlemania?!
if not, how would you book it differently?
 
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1] I can't stand a single one of you, but the majority of you are obsessed with me to varying degrees.
2] I'm not any kind of joke.
3] I'd come back to the forums perhaps but not this thread if I was able to do so.
4] Thread was "inactive"? I count 3 posts marked as being "today" prior to mine.
5] Writing contests never, since I have been informed this thread's future or lack thereof won't change regardless of any contest's outcome (o top of the fact any viewing of this thread proves I am the highest-quality writer involved in it, & lose any such contest simply by agreeing to enter).
6] I will not be ordering 'Mania, same as I have not ordered a wrestling PPV in over a year. I also have no clue who is booked for what at the event.
 
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Cowlick said:
1] I can't stand a single one of you, but the majority of you are obsessed with me to varying degrees.
2] I'm not any kind of joke.
3] I'd come back to the forums perhaps but not this thread if I was able to do so.
4] Thread was "inactive"? I count 3 posts marked as being "today" prior to mine.
5] Writing contests never, since I have been informed this thread's future or lack thereof won't change regardless of any contest's outcome (o top of the fact any viewing of this thread proves I am the highest-quality writer involved in it, & lose any such contest simply by agreeing to enter).
6] I will not be ordering 'Mania, same as I have not ordered a wrestling PPV in over a year. I also have no clue who is booked for what at the event.
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1)
Obsessed: Verb and Adjective.
To be completely consume one's thoughts and actions.
I think majority and obsessed are harsh terms.

2)
Joke. Noun and verb.
A person who is not worth taking seriously.
A person or thing who is funny.

Funny. Verb and Adjective.
Someone or something that makes someone laugh; intentionally or unintentionally.
Sorry Church, I'd say you were a joke by these definitions.

3) you did come back though....
 
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Cowlick said:
I only post here because it is the only place on this trash-heap that calls itself a forum where I am allowed to post.

I was again forced offline, yet you all continue to post about/to me. Also, I have 50+ "alerts", which means you have no doubt referenced me &/or posted to me (as the previous post in this thread)...

Regardless, get offline for 5 minutes, each of you, hit a fragrance store & buy a new "Obsession". Then, use it to replace your old bottle & this always-pointless thread, & move on with your poor excuses for lives!!
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Still waiting for your top five list dogg.

xoxo,
Dr. Christian Troy
 
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Cowlick said:
Regardless, get offline for 5 minutes, each of you, hit a fragrance store & buy a new "Obsession". Then, use it to replace your old bottle & this always-pointless thread, & move on with your poor excuses for lives!!
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In the last week there have been 9 post. I don't think you understand what an obsession is. Plus there are way more interesting jokes than you now. Once the loveshy's are gone i'll be back to make fun of you more because you're a joke TJ and no matter how serious you are about what you're saying to us you'll always be a joke. Also nice terrible word play.

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are you excited for wrestlemania?!
if not, how would you book it differently?
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It would be written by TJ and star TJ.
Cowlick said:
6] I will not be ordering 'Mania, same as I have not ordered a wrestling PPV in over a year. I also have no clue who is booked for what at the event.
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Pretty sure Wrestlemania is only on the WWE network this year which is a subscription service however I can give you the run down on bookings.

Main Event: Bork Lazer vs Roman Reigns
The match everyone will come to see: Sting vs Triple H
The match that probably is ill advised: Andre the Giant Battle Royal
The other ill advised match: Tag Team title match featuring Ceasaro and Tyson Kidd vs The Usos (of which Jey is injured)
The match that everyone will be talking about: IC title ladder match featuring Dean Fucking Ambrose, BNB, R Truth, Dolph Ziggler, Stardust, Daniel Bryan, and Luke Harper.
Some divas bullshit with Female CM Punk and the really pale girl vs The Bellas I guess
Randy Orton vs Seth Rollins will maybe happen but who cares at this point

On another note some of those post referring to you were talking about your inability to understand colloquialisms in the sluthate thread.

Also, @Cowlick what do you think of Rey Mysterio being released from the WWE and then drop kicking a guy to death in AAA?
Did anyone else here about this? Rey Mysterio accidentally killed a guy.
 
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Cowlick said:
1] I can't stand a single one of you, but the majority of you are obsessed with me to varying degrees..
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*rubs fists under eyes pretending to cry*

2] I'm not any kind of joke.
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As you would say: "Saying you are not a joke is, ironically, proof that you are a joke."

3] I'd come back to the forums perhaps but not this thread if I was able to do so.
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I don't know, Tim-Tim, you returned to this thread many times before you lost your privileges to access literally anywhere else on this forum. You did say you'd never join us, so I have a hard time believing you'd come back for any reason other than to shit up this forum.
Watch, I bet he's gonna say something stupid like "How can I shit up something that was already shit!?"

4] Thread was "inactive"? I count 3 posts marked as being "today" prior to mine.
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And how many posts were made in the past week?

5] Writing contests never, since I have been informed this thread's future or lack thereof won't change regardless of any contest's outcome (o top of the fact any viewing of this thread proves I am the highest-quality writer involved in it, & lose any such contest simply by agreeing to enter).
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"o top of the fact any viewing of this thread proves I am the highest-quality writer involved in it, & lose any such contest simply by agreeing to enter"
First off, that's some pretty terrible writing right there, and this was only speech. This would speak volumes of your writing had we not seen your writing before. It also doesn't make you look good when your writing is apparently so terrible that you lose writing contests upon entry.

6] I will not be ordering 'Mania, same as I have not ordered a wrestling PPV in over a year. I also have no clue who is booked for what at the event.
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You weren't an idiot in that one (number six), I'll let you have that.
 
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Good news everybody! In addition to returning here, he's also updated his standard LitErotica post. However, it's just a new title and a new opening paragraph parked over his last edition. The new stuff reads:

New Year, New Situations

Are you on CHYOA? If so, need you to join group of writers & editors attempting to bring me back there after time away, during which they banned/deleted my account & much of my work.

Site Needs To Be "New"-er With No Numbskulls
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And yes, he forgot to put a period at the end of that final sentence, and the topic title.

Discuss.
 
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