Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Syaoran Li]

“White people”
What does Bob think he is?

Bob is like a white version of Uncle Ruckus.

It's a very common trait among SJW's of all kinds, be they troons, dangerhairs, or soy-addled bearded eggs in Bob's particular case.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

“White people”
What does Bob think he is?

Perhaps if he stays long enough in that basement to grow a fine coat of black mold all over him, he thinks that he will become one of Obama's Chosen People?

I'm always worried about the amount of people who're agreeing with him. It's one thing to have Bob's useless facist ass in this world, but it's another to have people who agree with him.

Look at it this way. The more such people exist, the more useful the service that Bob provides by exposing how they really feel. Bob is unpopular partly because he is loathsome, but also partly because he can't help but shout loudly to all what his side wants to only speak quietly amongst themselves.

 

[Bolo]

Taking a break from the virus and shit to own some plebs about marvel movies huh Robert?

For some context, this is Robert "owning" someone that was bitching about the Captain marvel movie and all that shit, whatever.

What I find it funny is that he thinks that weak ass movies is mindblowing people, while he, Robert of the motion pictures, can decode its intrinsic messages... heh...

While I think that bitching about Captain Marvel is pretty lame, because it's just a lame movie as well, but people didn't buy Brie larson as god-mode badass because she was a plank of wood. You certainly don't need to be a great thespian to play the action hero badass, but you do need charisma, and Larson, as I said, was a plank of wood.

But no, Robert needs to go one step beyond simping, and now proclaims that the public is just too stupid to get Captain marvel badassery, good lord...

And I love the little preface Robert has going "I don't think Captain Marvel was a perfect movie", because Robert doesn't want to be seen as a drone, and yet he jumps at every little chance he gets to defend these crappy marvel movies.

Never change Robert... never change.

 

[King Dead]

given how much fat there is on his body, he'd end up as a lot of really rancid soap
to get an idea of what that would smell like, get a hundredweight or two of lard, leave it out in the sun for a few days then boil it up with caustic soda

The technical term is adipocere, and yeah, I could see that happening to Blobbo if you could somehow fit him in a coffin, or if his "basement apartment" ends up completely sealed. Like if his landlords realized they can't get his lardass out and decided to abandon the property.

I'm reminded of paramedic horror stories with regards to obese people that I've seen posted to chans, where their sedentary habits ended up fusing them to their couches. A vision of Bobby's future, perhaps.

(a word of warning: this will not make you popular with your neighbours)

Personal experience?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

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Taking a break from the virus and shit to own some plebs about marvel movies huh Robert?

For some context, this is Robert "owning" someone that was bitching about the Captain marvel movie and all that shit, whatever.

What I find it funny is that he thinks that weak ass movies is mindblowing people, while he, Robert of the motion pictures, can decode its intrinsic messages... heh...

While I think that bitching about Captain Marvel is pretty lame, because it's just a lame movie as well, but people didn't buy Brie larson as god-mode badass because she was a plank of wood. You certainly don't need to be a great thespian to play the action hero badass, but you do need charisma, and Larson, as I said, was a plank of wood.

But no, Robert needs to go one step beyond simping, and now proclaims that the public is just too stupid to get Captain marvel badassery, good lord...

And I love the little preface Robert has going "I don't think Captain Marvel was a perfect movie", because Robert doesn't want to be seen as a drone, and yet he jumps at every little chance he gets to defend these crappy marvel movies.

Never change Robert... never change.

Not to mention "the hottest soccer mom at the bake sale"?

Does he LIKE being the ugly bastard or something?

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

"Have you even SEEN Top Gun?" bob says, then goes on to identify the aircraft in the movie (which take off from naval carriers) as "army planes".

 

[RockVolnutt]

The Air Force thing with Captain Marvel is overhyped tbh. It's an accomplishment and all but Carol Danvers is too young for it to be anything more than a footnote in the bigger picture since most of her adult life is tied up in superhero shit with her never going back. The MCU version of her didn't even remember that aspect of her life until the end of the movie since she thought she was an alien during most of it.

It's kinda like if marketing described Superman as a "great football star". Sure, many incarnations of Clark Kent played football in high school but that's not really a relevant description.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

"Have you even SEEN Top Gun?" bob says, then goes on to identify the aircraft in the movie (which take off from naval carriers) as "army planes".

That’s our Bobbson!

 

[Rei is shit]

This is real eugenics


This is not eugenics


WASTELAND posting



Robert thinks he matters. I'm guessing the diet coke withdrawal is hitting


Trying to start a twitter mob


It is a meme about you Robert

 

[Marissa Moira]

"Fucking people think of the consequences" Bob says as he downs another deep fried porkchop and washes it down with a half gallon of mountain dew.

Maybe people don't want to pay for your obesity released diseases Bobbo?

 

[Mola Ram]

WASTELAND posting

When Bob starts ranting that the GOP is working to kill people in areas of the country they despise, that is what we call projecting harder than an IMAX.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

When Bob starts ranting that the GOP is working to kill people in areas of the country they despise, that is what we call projecting harder than an IMAX.

Considering his venomous philosophy, shouldn’t Robert respect, or even admire, that?

 

[Mola Ram]

Considering his venomous philosophy, shouldn’t Robert respect, or even admire, that?

No, because it's not the right people making the decisions or suffering the consequences. Bob is too fucking stupid to grasp the concept of respecting one's enemies, and he's a laughable hypocrite to boot. He knows goddamn well how awful most people think the shit that he espouses is, so he's all too happy to accuse others of doing exactly what he fantasizes about.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Robert thinks he matters. I'm guessing the diet coke withdrawal is hitting
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k.

 

[Book Thief]

This is real eugenics
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Who exactly is the "2.5% of the population" that Bob expects us to "tank the economy" to save? Troons? What demographic is so utterly sacred to him that he feels the need to parade around this "ThIs Is EuGeNiCs" crap.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Who exactly is the "2.5% of the population" that Bob expects us to "tank the economy" to save? Troons? What demographic is so utterly sacred to him that he feels the need to parade around this "ThIs Is EuGeNiCs" crap.

"This is eugenics!", screamed the man who wished that the KKK and Nazis didn't ruin eugenics, as he sits on his diabetic ass and fantasizes about wiping away entire swaths of people because they don't fit his narrow view of the "superior future".

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Who exactly is the "2.5% of the population" that Bob expects us to "tank the economy" to save? Troons? What demographic is so utterly sacred to him that he feels the need to parade around this "ThIs Is EuGeNiCs" crap.

That would be the percentage of the population required to form the equivalent to Bob's biomass .

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

The ironic thing is that while Bob is screaming about this Obsolete Mayonnaise Ghoul practicing "eugenics" by allowing 2.5% of the population to die, most of those would be elderly and a great many of them vote GOP. If Trump goes easy on the pandemic, his party will be knocked on its ass as his own voters die, and Bob will be gloating about it. I speculate that Bob either secretly believes that Trump will handle things, so he'll never be called on the contradiction between this future gloating and his current shrieking, or he just wants to deflect the label of "would-be eugenicist" that badly that he isn't thinking ahead.

 

[The Nothingness]

Does anyone know what was Bob's tweet that he deleted?

 

[Flexo]

"Have you even SEEN Top Gun?" bob says, then goes on to identify the aircraft in the movie (which take off from naval carriers) as "army planes".

Remember in Top Gun when Tom Cruise grabbed that girl's hand and threatened to crush it if she didn't give him her motorcycle?

#Justice4Don