What's the worst song you've ever heard?

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Not only do I hate the super wishy washy dystopian lyrics of the song, I hate how every boomer and faggot on the internet uwu to this song as some kind of Utopia.
If I want to imagine a world with no heaven and people living for the day, I'll go to China, thanks.
 
Nothing to say really, the title says it all:


Seriously, fuck this dumb fuck indeed for fucking himself up like this. I loved his content back in 2017, I considered him one of the most promising young Youtubers. Then Shane Dawson happened, then LA happened, and this human wreck with the shitty Soundcloud rap is the end result.
Reminded me of a much less popular youtuber
 
Reminded me of a much less popular youtuber

Holy fuck, that's like Ghostemane, Bobby Burns and Lil Peep all rolled into a single peak-mumblerapper.
I'll give him points for going over the top and beyond with that shit, having worked every mumblerap cliché into a single music video.
 
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I know it was overplayed as the worst thing ever at one point, but the Nostalgia critic "parody" of the wall really is the worst album i've listened to. I only listen to popular albums though so it isn't a hard thing to accomplish
 
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Bobby Burns just dropped a shitty rap about Covid 19


The narrative structure of this video is totally ripped from Like A Boss (which was actually funny when it came out back in 2009), but hey, his audience is young so they never got to see that.

Dafuck kind of clusterfuck is this?

I'll be honest, I actually kinda like this song. Sounds like someone who grew up listening to Cansei de Ser Sexy worshipping their singer Lovefoxxx.
 
Basically anything my wife listens to on Spotify at any given moment is the worst song ever, followed by the newest worst song ever, etc....

Who is this Cardi B, and how the literal fuck did she score a record deal? Seriously, how?
 
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I'll be honest, I actually kinda like this song. Sounds like someone who grew up listening to Cansei de Ser Sexy worshipping their singer Lovefoxxx.
Lol! That song has a story behind it, funny enough. A long time ago I used to livestream Beat Hazard with friends, and took song requests, and when this song got requested I was like "what the fuck is this" it was so out of left field, and it was also really difficult and I got thoroughly rekt, while I just still could not figure out what the actual fuck was assaulting my ears through my headphones. This song created a pit in my soul ever since, one that still makes me wonder what the fuck kind of "toxic" octopus ink inspired this song.
 
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Sucks to get fired on your birthday but this song sucks too:


Youtubers have posted several attempts at making a song about Covid-19 but they have all failed to produce a definitive masterpiece that is the soundtrack to the current pandemic.
 
I get to be topical with this one. Been awhile since I hated a song this much.


Currently number 6 in the US. It's a pudgy Australian girl pretending to be a Jamaican muppet singing horribly over a non-beat. If this come on during my evening commute, it takes every bit of willpower I have not to drive into oncoming traffic.

THIS. FUCKING THIS.

I want to punch the cash register monitor any time this god damn song comes on at work. Worst "white chick pretending to be a black chick" song since Iggy Azalea did whatever the fuck she did.
 
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